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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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So how do you guys like your eggs

>> No.13334069

Fertilized

>> No.13334072

>>13334069
fpbp

>> No.13334074
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13334074

Without cancer, heart disease, and animal cruelty.

>> No.13334336

Meatyum rare

>> No.13334338

Medium boiled

>>13334074
You forgot
>With a big veiny cock

>> No.13334343

>>13334074
Kys

>> No.13334372
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Depends on what I'm eating.
Breakfast plate : scrambled
Sandwich: scrambled
Hamburger: fried
Sukiyaki: raw
Oyakodon: barely cooked

>> No.13334379

>>13334066
Usually just do over-easy or over-medium.

>>13334372
Raw eggs are nasty unless they've been mixed, egg white is like drinking mucus.

>> No.13334385

>>13334379
But the chickkens are recommending it.

>> No.13334388

>>13334385
Yeah that's a good point, I'll give it a try.

>> No.13334393

>>13334379
Whenever I've had them they've been mixed.
I mean, for Sukiyaki you crack the egg at the table, but you're supposed to mix it up with your chopsticks.

>> No.13334402

>>13334393
Yeah, same deal for shit like mazesoba. It's works with the saltiness of the dish.

>> No.13334404

I usually like them in a sandwich, scrambled on a buttered pan.

>> No.13334418

fried: blast in hot grease so the white is bubbled and crunchy and the yolk is runny
scrambled: wet
omelettes: fried hard on the outside, wet inside
poached: soft
boiled: soft

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13334432

Shakshouka. Anything is simply a meme

>> No.13334436

>>13334432
Anything else*

>> No.13334483

>>13334066
fried in bacon grease with a bit of chili powder

>> No.13335785

scrambled with jalapeno

>> No.13335804

>no egg fort webm

>> No.13335808

>>13335804
why are /ck/ memes so terrible

>> No.13335815

>>13335808
They just make faggots and zoomers mad because it's not another wojak.

>> No.13335832

in carbonara, without cream

>> No.13335845

>>13335815
I'm not angry with you anon. I'm disappointed with you

>> No.13336990
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13336990

I'm not a huge fan of scrambled eggs, but throw them on a sandwich and it fucking works.

>> No.13337207

>>13334074
D_ v_____ r_____?

>> No.13337216

>>13335845
He's not wrong tho

>> No.13338034

Shaken, not stirred.

>> No.13338581

>>13334066
Poached or scrambled, can't choose between the two.

>> No.13338826

Made by a surly old man in an egg fort.

>> No.13339125

>>13334066
Fried over-medium in Morel butter, topped with a quartered Morel sliver for presentation.

I've got four giant bags of morel mycelia on bark, ready to be spread this spring. It's going to be a good year.

>> No.13339137

>>13334074
Someone is definitely getting cancer from vegan replacement “food”

>> No.13339143

Soft Boiled AKA the Chad way

>> No.13339235

>>13334074
I was going to ask a legitimate question about vegan food, but then I remembered that there's already several threads about vegan food, and that you're only posting here because you're an attention whore, a terrible, horrible person that needs to be at the center of a conversation that has nothing to do with you other than the fact that you want to be seen as either progressive or counter-culture, when in reality veganism is neither. You're not special, no one cares what you do or don't eat, and your (YOU)s don't matter, because no one is replying because they value your thoughts and opinions, we're all replying because you represent an idea that we want to show each other that we weren't stupid enough to fall for.

For what it's worth, I'm sorry you got brainwashed and will likely suffer from malnutrition later in life. I'm sure you're not a bad person, just too stupid to know any better.

>> No.13340363

>>13334074
>vegan
>eats yeast
think of those germs anon

>> No.13340367

I just scramble them because I don't know how to do anything else

>> No.13340424

>>13334066
omelettes and hard scramble, boiled and over easy
everything else is okay.

>> No.13340432

Scrambled, in a wok, in peanut oil with a little soy sauce

>> No.13340456

>>13339235
tl;dr

>> No.13340479
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13340479

>>13334074
NOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST EAT DOMESTICATED ANIMAL PRODUCTS

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>>13340479

>> No.13340538

>>13340456
>tl;dr
Sorry. I didn't realize that reading was a challenge for you.

>> No.13340623

>>13334074
All that work for this abomination...

>> No.13340630

>>13340538
As a vegan, using your brain can cause you to burn too many calories and face possible death