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I just wanted to share this Master Chef skills.
>>13333661I'd like to put his head in a similar device.
All hail, the king of /ck/!
Can anybody here tell me what's wrong with him? How does he do what he does?
>>13333661Doesn't even take the sticker off the apple.
>>13333977That's where all the proteins at.
Will he survive his next stroke?
>>13333692He's low IQ, clearly
>>13333977Plus he doesn't even push down after the first thrust. Is this guy real? Is he retarded or is it just his schtick,?
>>13334135I'm pretty sure you're supposed to cut the apple in half first and put each half in the slots. That's why it's not slicing an entire apple.
>>13333663I'd eat it. Probably tasty.
>>13334021he tried to cut a wooden spoon to test a ceramic knife. it cracked, and then he tried with a normal knife.
>>13333661I love how he leaves the sticker on the apple.
>>13333702not jack, it's joey (joey's world tour) doing philly cheese chili dog. you should always check webms for the scalfani signet ring
>>13333737is this cooking?
>>13333702>two hotdogs on a single bunSomebody stop this madman!
>>13334189i really have to believe that he is just playing dumb. i couldnt cope with life, knowing there are creatures this dumb with a right to vote
>>13333714Is that charcoal?!
>>13333737I'd eat it. At least it doesn't have fucking ramen in it.
>>13333754Heroic if he ate all of that.
>>13333702Cant pick up or chew threw in one bite..... Great portable meat tube snack!
>>13334017this can't be real
>>13334017>fucking pull your Mortal Kombat knife towards your vital organsI'm surprised the grease is what ended up getting him in the end. This guy should have accidentally killed himself years ago. AND by shear luck, he's still here, albeit one armed.
I rerely come to /ck/, but when I do its 99% looking at these webm's again. Does he have any new stuff?
>>13333775I bet it's good
>>13334135He's had several strokes.