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I have discovered how to achieve Nirvana with frozen pizza! You take a pan like pic related, you rub it down lightly with canola oil. Then, you preheat it...... BUT, here's the secret.....

>> No.13332878
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Well? What's the secret?

>> No.13332883

what's the secret, nigger?

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>>13332878
Tell me your secret first. Are you truly worthy of such great knowledge?

>> No.13332893

The secret is that you throw it in the trash can and just put the pizza on the rack. Then throw the pizza in the can, too.

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>>13332893
Incorrect! Try again!

>> No.13332914

>>13332865
>...... BUT, here's the secret.....
We'll never know if OP delivers or not because no one can ever prove that they made the thread

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>>13332893
>put the pizza on the rack
ABSOLUTELY ANIMALISTIC! And not in a good way, either!
>>13332914
I promise you, gentlemen, that I have made this thread! I can prove it, by advising you in the subtle ways of savory pastry baking that, I, but an amateur have happened to stumble upon!

>> No.13332961

>>13332865
>you preheat it
and when do you heat it?

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>>13332961
You should remove yourself from the gene pool, old boy. This is a discussion for adult humans. Besides, you would only complicate matters.

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>>13332878
>>13332883
>>13332914
>>13332961 (dumbass)
Ok, I have decided to share with the world my secret. After preheating the oiled pan (in the oven, dumbass), you sprinkle it generously with garlic powder and salt. Then, place the still frozen pizza (for you, dumbass) on it, and bake until crisp. The combination of the pan, oil, and heat will produce A MAGNIFICENT crust, and the garlic powder will help it to produce an unctuousness you might not ever experience with your clothes on! You can all thank me later.

>> No.13333143

>>13332893
based
>>13332900
trash

>> No.13333156

the trick is to get high as a kite and forget that youre too poor or too autistic to get a hot pizza delivered to you

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>>13333143
>Imagine living in Europe with no decent frozen pizza to choose from
F!

>> No.13333170

Hes gonna say it!!!!

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>>13333156
Well, Richboy, wtf are you doing here sullying yourself with us commoners? Shouldn't you be campaigning for Bernie or something?

>> No.13333241

>>13332865
>nirvana
>frozen pizza

Kill yourself

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>>13333241
>Be constantly angry
>Be overly judgmental
Yes, suicide is the only way to achieve Nirvana....for you.

>> No.13333355

>>13332955
Sure, bruv. I may be an animal but at least I can read the back of the box.

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>>13332865
Well, have a good one, gentlemen! I hope that I have enlightened some of you with a "less than sophisticated palette", as some would say. Keep it uma!

>> No.13333446

>>13332865
Are you Hungry Howie?

>> No.13333452

Just make your own dough and sauce while you're at it. I mean, you're like halfway there anyway.

>> No.13333467

>>13333452
>Putting frozen pizza on a preheated pan is the same as making a pizza from scratch
You're pretty dumb. Even for a channer.

>> No.13333493

>>13333446
No. Unfortunately, I might have been your father if your mother hadn't insisted on swallowing your older brother. We both lucked out on that one.

>> No.13333506

>>13332888
I'm a footfag/tickle fetishist. Nice trips. Now tweet the deetz.

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>>13333506
You might be applicable here >>13333493 as well. Anyway, I'm going to bed.