/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13329016]

>When the Red Bull and 2 coffees you’ve had all kick in and you feel like your heart is going to explode

Anyone else get this?

[Anonymous No.13329037]

>>13329016
Ever since blacking out on jager bombs last year I can't even smell redbull without feeling sick.

[Anonymous No.13329061]

>>13329037
I’m sorry to hear that. I have the same aversion but to Wiser’s whiskey.

[Anonymous No.13329072]

>>13329016
stop abusing caffeine anon it's not worth it
i know it can make you more (((productive))) but Mr. Noseberg doesn't care about your well-being

[Anonymous No.13329079]

>>13329072
I only had the 2 coffees at work. Red Bull was my dumbass choice after work.

[Anonymous No.13329081]

>>13329016
red bulls gave Jack strokes. do not drink it

[Anonymous No.13329102]

>>13329081
How many did he have?

[Anonymous No.13329130]

>>13329016
>Anyone else get this?
Yeah, but I mixed them :)

[Anonymous No.13329157]

>>13329130

[Anonymous No.13329231]

no but i had my meth addict friend's garage moonshine and i thought my heart was going to stop

[Anonymous No.13329250]

>>13329157
Let's address the elephant in the room;
Heather definitely browses this board

[Anonymous No.13329290]

>>13329231
Bruh what

[Anonymous No.13329322]

>>13329250
she also endlessly jackposts for them sweet (you)'s

[Anonymous No.13329710]

>tfw you drink 6 cups of coffee and you feel like your gonna die

[Anonymous No.13329723]

No, because energy drinks and caffeine don't work on me at all anymore after slamming 'em since age 12

[Anonymous No.13329754]

I do not like energy drinks at all, but I used to like coffee, I honestly used to like coffee a lot in my younger days, but now that I'm older I only enjoy it with sweets. I wouldn't enjoy sweets any other way, and vice versa. I assume I'm a picky eater regarding that.

[Anonymous No.13329798]

>>13329037
And I have the same aversion to Bailey's. You are not alone.

[Anonymous No.13329801]

>>13329157
who is this semen demon?

[Anonymous No.13329823]

>>13329801

[Anonymous No.13329881]

>>13329016
I get numbness as though I am having a stroke.

[Anonymous No.13329899]

Take coffee with ample milk and sugar, as well as gelatin and some salt and you will avoid the bad sides. They add taurine to red bull for similar reason

[Anonymous No.13329903]

>>13329823
i'd unironically fuck her, despite her age.

[Anonymous No.13329909]

>drink a large amount coffee just for shits and giggles
>feel even more tired
woooo laddie

[Anonymous No.13329918]

>>13329899
This is the most misinformed, boomerific post I've seen in a minute.

[Anonymous No.13330018]

>>13329130
>>13329157
>>13329801

[Anonymous No.13330122]

I always wondered if caffeine just passed into the bloodstream passively by diffusion into the stomach lining so would 100 mg in like 500 ml of water absorb differently from 100 mg in 50 ml assuming empty stomach
I suppose if all the water was absorbed then it's a moot point it'll all end up in the bloodstream
But if you take an energy shot instead of a coffee does it just hit faster due to the higher concentration in the liquid, concentration gradient being the main driving force behind diffusion...
Or is it an active transfer mechanism with special caffeine receptors

[Anonymous No.13330131]

>>13329903
how do you ironically fuck someone?

[Anonymous No.13330149]

>>13330018
This can't be a real thing. I don't want this person to be a real person, but I know there are people like this. I haven't met one in twenty years, but I know they're there. I don't even smoke pot regularly anymore, but I just can't trust anyone that gets put under the table by coffee, a joint, or a cocktail. They're too nervous and control freak-ish.

[Anonymous No.13330186]

>>13330131
Not serious about it. Just laughing the entire time thinking about how silly it feels. Cum while laughing maniacally at how dumb fucking that person was.

What, you haven't done that just to see what happens?

[Anonymous No.13330207]

>>13330149
>I don't even smoke pot regularly anymore, but I just can't trust anyone that gets put under the table by coffee, a joint, or a cocktail. They're too nervous and control freak-ish.
You sound mentally ill. Someone who gets affected strongly by coffee has some combination of not having much tolerance because they haven't been drinking it on a regular basis and/or being a less extensive / slower metabolizer of caffeine through genetics. You can't read into that as an indication the person is going to be a control freak. That's retarded.

[Anonymous No.13331333]

>>13330207
people with bad genetics deserve death and everlasting torture is Hell.

[Anonymous No.13331347]

>>13330149
>cocktail
ok boomer

[Anonymous No.13331348]

>>13329250
This just makes me want to fuck her more, I bet she's insane in the sack, also just insane.

[Anonymous No.13331450]

I'm too small brain for Heather jokes
>what did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.13331472]

>>13329016
>>When the Red Bull and 2 coffees you’ve had all kick in and you feel like your heart is going to explode
>Anyone else get this?
Stop drinking "energy drinks" at all. They're intended to make you feel wired and bad. They're just liquid vit B, acidic stomach irritating straight up tons of vitamin C, a bunch of random amino acids with dubious health claims, and megatons of sugar and caffeine.
Just carry a teabag to work, and heat some water, or instant starbucks, make a pitcher of cold brew twice a week. or go buy a costco crate of your favorite frappuccinos if money is the issue.

Anyone can be born with a congenital heart defect creating valve damage, arrhythmias and why tempt fate OD'ing on energy drinks on the regular.

[Anonymous No.13331478]

>>13331472
this.

[Anonymous No.13331504]

>>13329903
Yeah, she's definitely hot considering her age. And disturbingly meme savvy.
I'm not one to toot my own horn but I did happen to get a (you) from her on fb the other day...

[Anonymous No.13331514]

>>13331504
Wait, does she use the cooking with jack avatar as her facebook photo?

[Anonymous No.13331519]

>>13331514
Lots of boomers on social media use those. It's from some app or website or something, I don't know.
Some kinda "make yourself as a cartoon character" crap.

[Anonymous No.13331602]

I was up studying for maths final and started to feel my heart pound in such an awful way from overusing caffeine

[Anonymous No.13331618]

>>13331519
It's called a BitMoji, you can use it for Snapchat if you virgins actually had friends lol
Femanon here btw

[Anonymous No.13331623]

>>13329037
I have something similar but with rum.

[Anonymous No.13331641]

>>13331618
oh thanks for the tip, but you guys (male) are my friends

[Anonymous No.13331653]

>>13331618
>friends
Hard pass

[Anonymous No.13331657]

>>13331618
Nobody fucking uses snapchat anymore you retarded larping boomer lol

[Anonymous No.13331683]

I just ingested three cups of coffee.
When do I start freaking out like girls on Instagram and Tik Tok?

[Anonymous No.13331724]

>>13329016
When I drink two big redbulls I get paranoid and anxious. I stopped all caffeine now.

[Anonymous No.13331883]

>>13331683
>have 16 cups of coffee in a day
>no caffeine buzz
>keep shitting and pissing
>get crippling migraine
All for 1 hour of game dev.

[Anonymous No.13331894]

>>13331883
Funny.
I have a different file with almost the same name

[Anonymous No.13332781]

>>13329290
He probably meant homemade meth.

[Anonymous No.13332787]

>>13329016
Caffeine pill (200mg) and coffee. I Got like 5 hours of sleep after a night of drinking. Smoked some weed to quell the hangover before going to work. I’m off now and feeling pretty good. I’ll sleep like a rock tonight though.

[Anonymous No.13332809]

>>13331333
Having a strong reaction to caffeine isn't bad genetics you idiot.

[Anonymous No.13332811]

>>13330122
How do we run the trials?

[Anonymous No.13333234]

>>13329016
smoke weed

[Anonymous No.13334696]

>>13333234
I do. Can’t get high at work. Not that I would though, seeing as that’d be a waste of weed imo.