ITT: Forbidden fruits

[Anonymous No.13327933]

[Anonymous No.13327939]

[Anonymous No.13327942]

>>13327933
This genuinely made me wonder what molten metals taste like and I feel retarded for saying that

[Anonymous No.13327955]

>>13327942
Like room temperature metal.

[Anonymous No.13328143]

Mmmm gotton gandy

[Anonymous No.13328145]

>>13327955
>implying cold butter tastes like warm butter
>implying cold anything tastes like warm anything
Wee woo wee woo, tastelet alert

[Anonymous No.13328152]

[Anonymous No.13328156]

>>13327942
like orange juice

[Anonymous No.13328158]

I need it bros

[Anonymous No.13328162]

Mammoth meat

[Anonymous No.13328170]

Femanon here

[Anonymous No.13328199]

>>13328152
What are you muslim or something? I don't do it it public and the wife looks the other way.

[Anonymous No.13328231]

[Anonymous No.13328238]

>>13328231
MODS

[Anonymous No.13328239]

I watched that Jim Carrey Grinch and he ate a bunch of broken glass and it looked so good.

[Anonymous No.13328248]

>>13328158
Ethiopian Food.

[Anonymous No.13328251]

>>13328143
This is how my first cat died :(

[Anonymous No.13328445]

>>13328251
F

[Anonymous No.13328457]

>>13328239
It’s made of sugar when it’s used as a movie prop. Google “sugar glass”. Basically it’s very refined rock candy.

[Anonymous No.13328484]

[Anonymous No.13328505]

>>13328251
Lol dumbass

[Anonymous No.13328554]

>>13328145
Shut up

[Anonymous No.13328593]

>>13328484
what a nice cut of rock

[Anonymous No.13328618]

>>13328484
I legit thought this was beef at first glance

[Anonymous No.13328642]

>>13328484
Pretty sure there's a province in China that has a meat rock museum

[Anonymous No.13328685]

>>13328642
I have a meat rock between my legs when I fap

[Anonymous No.13328757]

>>13328158
This shit tastes worse than regular white paper towel and I feel stupid for being able to say that from experience

[Anonymous No.13328831]

>>13328685
Let me see it.

[Anonymous No.13328872]

>>13328158
I ate so much of this shit when I was kid.

[Anonymous No.13328902]

>>13328251
you're responsible

[Anonymous No.13328910]

everytime I'm at geology class I get hungry and curious about how rocks taste

[Anonymous No.13328931]

>>13328554
he's right you know

[Anonymous No.13328935]

>>13328902
Spooky was there when I was born and would sleep in my crib :(
I was a toddler when he died, my parents built a home and were finishing out the basement. So yeah, my parents suck.

[Anonymous No.13328950]

>>13328831
...W-Why do you wanna see it?

[Anonymous No.13328951]

[Anonymous No.13328956]

[Anonymous No.13328969]

[Anonymous No.13328973]

>>13327933

[Anonymous No.13328988]

>>13328931
In regards to organics, yeah, temperature does change taste because proteins can denature, reactions can happen, etc.
For metal, the only thing that changes with temperature is its form (solid, liquid, crystal phases). The composition, and thus taste, is constant.

[Anonymous No.13328991]

>>13328950
I like the big ones.

[Anonymous No.13329000]

>>13328988
Yeah but cold metal reacts differently with your tongue than hot metal so clearly, you can have a different taste experience.

[Anonymous No.13329008]

>>13328642
Get yours from aliexpress, today!

[Anonymous No.13329010]

>>13329000
>Yeah but cold metal reacts differently with your tongue
Yes, but not in a way that leads to different taste. Taste is born from the interaction between a chemical and your taste buds.
The same chemical composition leads to the same taste.

[Anonymous No.13329024]

>>13328685
more like meat pebble amirite

[Anonymous No.13329026]

>>13329024
Only in the shower when the water heater fucks up

[Anonymous No.13329027]

[Anonymous No.13329028]

>>13328484
quite a juicy looking slab

[Anonymous No.13329029]

>>13328991
...Y-You really think mine’s big?

[Anonymous No.13329031]

>>13328143
Delicious house meat.

[Anonymous No.13329032]

[Anonymous No.13329034]

>>13329010
>Melted butter tastes the same as frozen butter

[Anonymous No.13329046]

Human ashes

[Anonymous No.13329051]

[Anonymous No.13329057]

>>13328642
haha wft they have a cabbage too

[Anonymous No.13329070]

>>13328951
Damn, look at the marbling on that

[Anonymous No.13329091]

[Qin Shi Huang No.13329135]

[Anonymous No.13329139]

>>13329135
York peppermint patty

[Anonymous No.13329152]

>>13328642
I've been to it, it's in Taiwan

[Anonymous No.13329160]

>>13329051
Don't think this counts, since it's still egg white and egg yolk.

[Anonymous No.13329215]

>>13328757
you know what I hate about myself?

[Anonymous No.13329222]

>>13327933

[Anonymous No.13329251]

>>13329222
those are cherries retard

[Anonymous No.13329256]

>>13329032
Wood has such great smells you just know it would taste wonderful.

[Anonymous No.13329264]

>>13327933

[Anonymous No.13329274]

>>13328973
Mmmm marbles

[Anonymous No.13329276]

>>13329032
Thought it was prosciutto from the thumbnail

[Anonymous No.13329301]

>>13328969
>when you whip out your penor

[Anonymous No.13329307]

>>13328991
>>13329029
shut up you fags

[Anonymous No.13329314]

>>13329010
>hot vodka tastes the same as cold vodka

[Anonymous No.13329319]

>>13329057
"The Curse of the Jade Cabbage" coming to a theater near you

[Anonymous No.13329325]

>>13329251
are you calling my dog a retard? fuck you

[Anonymous No.13329327]

>>13328170
>Femanon here
That is in no way important to the discussion, but of course you had to bring it up, didn't you, you filthy whore?
Your post doesn't even make sense since it has canned food, which is not unedible.
So not only you're an attention whore with no real human connections on real life (if you did, you wouldn't be begging for attention on an anonymous image board), you also a fucking idiot that can't seem to understand the mere essentials of human humous, not that I expected otherwise from a female human.
Really at this point you should do two things: post pictures of your tits so that you finnaly get some male attention that you're so thirsty for, and second, kill yourself for the advancement of the human gene.

[Anonymous No.13329348]

>>13328251
He ate the pink stuff?

[Anonymous No.13329358]

>>13329327
Femanon posting should be a bananable offense

[Anonymous No.13329367]

>>13329327
>Troll's guide to gatekeeping

[Anonymous No.13329369]

>>13329327
that graphic would be better if it didn't come off so god damn incelly because the core ideas about the degradation of community are largely true

[Anonymous No.13329375]

[Anonymous No.13329377]

It's not fucking fair

[Anonymous No.13329381]

>>13329029
I d-don't know, you'll have to send a picture!

[Anonymous No.13329412]

>>13329377
Just a little taste won't hurt

[Anonymous No.13329418]

>>13329381
B-B-But... that’s naughty!

[Anonymous No.13329421]

>>13327942

I always wish I could taste liquid nitrogen so it's all good.

[Anonymous No.13329464]

[Anonymous No.13329481]

>>13329421
What would happen if you put just a drop on your tongue?

[Anonymous No.13329489]

>>13329418
I don't mind! Please show it to me, anon-kun!

[Anonymous No.13329491]

>>13329481
It would sizzle around like a drop of water on a hot skillet due to the Liedenfrost effect.

[Anonymous No.13329496]

>>13329327
Kek this nigga got trolled hard

[Anonymous No.13329500]

>>13329314
Based al/ck/ie redpill
>>13329034
Based coo/ck/ redpill

>>13329010
Totally and completely bluepilled
>the chemical structure is the same
>solid metal and molten metal are the same
>the taste is definitely just the same bro
>hot oxygen tastes the same as room temperature oxygen
>hot everything tastes the same as room temperature everything
I made the original shitpost about taste a long time ago and I’d just like to say that the taste of molten metal is obviously different because upon tasting cold metal you would just taste metal and upon tasting molten metal you would just instantly be afflicted with third degree burns and all you’d possibly taste is blood and burnt flesh
Anything that is hot enough will just render a taste of blood and burnt flesh because you will instantaneously have third degree burns

Congratulations, everyone ITT is retarded

[Anonymous No.13329509]

>>13328973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG6EOci0suI

[Anonymous No.13329513]

>>13329135

[Anonymous No.13329516]

>>13329489
I-I’m shy!~ ....S-Six and a half inches, th-thick too...

[Anonymous No.13329517]

>>13329500
I think anyone with more than 5 neurons accepted that we'd assume trying to taste molten metal would not burn you and thus give you the taste of burning flesh. Even if so, that wouldn't change the test of metal.
Look up how taste works, it's a chemical interaction.
>>solid and molten metal are the same
In terms of their chemical makeup, yes, they are.
Solid (pure) copper is 100% copper. If you melt it, it's still 100% copper, just hotter and no longer crystalline.

[Anonymous No.13329529]

Who wants a piece of this cake?

[Anonymous No.13329532]

>>13329529
This what

[Anonymous No.13329539]

>>13329516
That's sho big!
I h-hope I can fit it inside my mouth!
I bet it's real warm, too...

[Anonymous No.13329541]

>>13329516
you guys are just doing this to make me mad right? there is no other explanation

[Anonymous No.13329542]

>>13329517
Okay retard, now think of it this way
When you melt butter, it’s still butter (as long as you don’t get to the burning point). Does melted butter taste the same as solid butter? No, it fucking doesn’t, even if you avoid changing the chemical makeup.
When you melt a metal, it may be 10x hotter than butter, but the difference between solid metal and liquid metal (in terms of taste) would likely be similar to the difference between solid and liquid butter (in terms of taste) because the process occurring is the same. Just occurring at different T’s.

So unironically melted metal tastes different than solid metal, no matter how retarded you are you have to be able to understand that. It probably all comes down to aromatics because hotter metal evaporates faster than colder metal, and hotter butter evaporates faster than cold butter, and my large dick with its larger surface area evaporates faster than yours. Get cucked nigger

Femanon here btw

[Anonymous No.13329546]

>>13329532
This yellow cake

[Anonymous No.13329552]

[Anonymous No.13329553]

[Anonymous No.13329557]

>>13329542
I think you're confusing taste with perception of taste. The tastebuds can function differently at different temperatures, but the inherent taste of something doesn't change without a chemical change.
The actual taste of butter or metal is independent of its temperature.

[Anonymous No.13329564]

>>13329557
>taste
>perception of taste
>implying there’s a difference
I shiggy diggy my niggy, but now we’re just arguing about retarded semantics

[Anonymous No.13329569]

>>13329546
That cannot be yellow cake

[Anonymous No.13329577]

>>13329542
Cold and hot butter taste the same though. Have you actually tried them plain with no additives?

[Anonymous No.13329578]

>>13329569
Eat it if you don't believe me

[Anonymous No.13329579]

>>13329539
I-It might make your jaw s-sore!

[Anonymous No.13329583]

>>13329552
>cream cherry

[Anonymous No.13329584]

>>13329564
>implying there’s a difference
there could be
the color purple doesn't exist--there's no specific wavelength of light that makes up purple
even mixing blue light and red light is still not "purple" light, your brain just creates that color as it's the natural progression--but there's no purple wavelength so there's no such thing as a purple light

in this sense, your could perceive a specific taste without it actually tasting it
for instance, we all known taste relies on smell--that's why when you pinch your nose, you taste less--doesn't that mean that your perception of taste and the actual taste are technically different?
Nothing about the food has changed--your tastebuds are reacting in the exact same way, but your perception of the taste has changed

I could go on if you want

[Anonymous No.13329585]

>>13328484
Looks a bit overcooked to be honest

[Anonymous No.13329599]

>>13328152
It tastes very sweet and a bit like mint.

[Anonymous No.13329606]

>>13329584
What about this:
Wine tasting--
we all know that wine tasting is kind of a sham, snooty europeans (don't mean to start a flamewar) can't tell if they are drinking high quality california wine--but they think they can, they perceive the taste to be something it isn't

Picky kids--
Some of us have experience with kids who might not want to eat certain foods, claiming that any food that has something in it will taste yucky
Sure, they are just being picky, but if you don't tell them something has a certain ingredient in it, and they like it, their perception of how something with that ingredient and the actual taste of it will differ

that's all I have

[Anonymous No.13329605]

>>13329579
I can tough it out!
Please, plop it in my mouth and j-j-jam it down my espohagus! Scald my throat with your cum!

[Anonymous No.13329628]

>>13329605
B-Be gentle with me!~

[Anonymous No.13329641]

>>13329358
>bananable

[Anonymous No.13329642]

>>13329628
Okay! I will!

[Anonymous No.13329651]

>>13329642
>>13329628
Can I watch?

[Anonymous No.13329659]

>>13328231
I hope your death is slow and painful.

[Anonymous No.13329666]

[Anonymous No.13329670]

>>13329642
G-Go ahead~

[Anonymous No.13329682]

>>13327933

[Anonymous No.13329683]

Sure, why not?

>>13329529
DOE wants to speak with you.

[Anonymous No.13329702]

>>13328973

[Anonymous No.13329708]

Even the name sounds delicious

[Anonymous No.13329742]

>>13329670
It's so hot and hard! It feels so in my mouth. I love it. I love you, anon!
>>13329651
Yes! Feel free to join in if you want...

[Anonymous No.13329745]

>>13329702
Full course meals such as candy tins are over-indulgent.

[Anonymous No.13329746]

>>13329708
>urinal
>delicious

I'm sorry, but I have news for you.

[Anonymous No.13329750]

>>13329746
Girls pee too

[Anonymous No.13329752]

>>13329750
Not in urinals, sweetie.

[Anonymous No.13329758]

>>13329742
Y-You’ve done this before!~

[Anonymous No.13329769]

>>13329758
And I'll do it again as long as there's still semen to be sucked from your tender balls.

[Anonymous No.13329782]

I used to hose the inside of my car with this when I was in high school. I'd use an extreme amount with myself in the car. It has a very pleasant smell, and once I had the nozzle wrong and sprayed it right into my open mouth.
It tastes exactly like bazooka bubblegum.

[Anonymous No.13329783]

>>13329752
>In actual case records it's universally the kid declaring their gender, often with adults attacking them over it

[Anonymous No.13329787]

>>13329769
Are you still replying to yourself? Really?

[Anonymous No.13329789]

>>13329708
It's so minty

[Anonymous No.13329794]

I just want to use it as a pillow

[Anonymous No.13329797]

>>13327933
Laundry powder that looks and smells exactly like sherbet. Goddamn sadists. It's like they plan on poisoning dumb kids with this shit.

[Anonymous No.13329800]

>>13328231
Mods will wake up eventually

[Anonymous No.13329803]

>>13329783
yes psychopath narcissist adults attack their kids when they want to be what they were born as, we know that.

[Anonymous No.13329805]

>>13329783
Nope. Transsexuals are mentally ill and you abuse children.

[Anonymous No.13329810]

>>13329769
A-Any other holes tonight?

[Anonymous No.13329813]

>>13329517
Ok boomer

[Anonymous No.13329814]

>>13329794
It's still warm, and safe to stand near, but touching it disturbs the radioactive dust and causes radiation spikes.

[Anonymous No.13329815]

>>13329803
>>13329805
>Trolls who ignore the actual science because it doesn't fit their beliefs

[Anonymous No.13329816]

[Anonymous No.13329819]

>>13329815
feel free to post some

[Anonymous No.13329824]

I think I under cooked my pizza or something

[Anonymous No.13329828]

>>13329815
"Science." I'm well aware of the replication crisis in the social sciences. Post study.

[Anonymous No.13329832]

>>13329327
Why are you encouraging it?
Just say something like "I don't understand what that has to do with your post"

Its not even a big fucking... like she probably just thinks that femanons are rare here and that people would find it casually interesting. I mean, sure that's not really very true and sure there's a chance that she actually is some awful feminazi cunt but why the fuck do you have to turn it into a whole thing?

I'm so sick and tired of people posting their socio-political garbage everywhere.

To think how much damage your doing to egalitarianism by reinforcing extreme feminism.
The rubber band is fucking breaking. All I fucking see is people going complete sexism in retaliation to feminism which in turn retaliates and becomes more sexists creating an annoying and embarrassing vicious cycle where the feminists - who have more clout and with which people would be more comfortable beinig vocal about - win out in the end making all consensual sex rape and all relationships abuse if the woman or some peeping tom says so unless you sign a damn contract.

[Anonymous No.13329835]

>>13329824
Is this where Obama was born?

[Anonymous No.13329838]

>>13329835
Wait was Club Penguin trying to tell us something the whole time?

[Anonymous No.13329841]

>>13329819
>>13329828
>DSM-V

[Anonymous No.13329842]

>>13329815

[Anonymous No.13329843]

>>13329841
lmao

[Anonymous No.13329846]

>>13329832
Wait...
Goddamn it now I'm doing it too.

[Anonymous No.13329851]

>>13329841
>DSM-5

[Anonymous No.13329852]

>>13329832
It's literally blatant trolling and absolutely none of the people posting it are actual femanons, it's just the new "I'm gay btw, not sure if it matters" except it's much much more effective at baiting out replies, I'm convinced every single person who responds to it seriously is a bonafide newfag

[Anonymous No.13329853]

>>13329783
when I was a kid I wanted to be batman. should my parents have killed themselves so I could become an orphan?

[Anonymous No.13329857]

>>13329842
>>13329843
>>13329851
>Proving my point

[Anonymous No.13329863]

>>13327933

[Anonymous No.13329864]

>>13329857
>Totally Natural

[Anonymous No.13329866]

>>13329863
>>13329864

[Anonymous No.13329870]

>>13329866
Radical Judaism's victims tend to agree.

[Anonymous No.13329872]

>>13329832
Femanon here, why do you have a problem with women?

[Anonymous No.13329876]

>>13329857
you have none, dilate and commit.

[Anonymous No.13329925]

>>13329857
>lists gender dysphoria as psychological condition
>does not offer corresponding remedy or cure
>appears in DSM-V not because it's a psychological illness but because a lack of access to hormonal and surgical interventions can cause patients distress
>thus assuming that the desire to have one’s genitals surgically removed represents a normal state of mental health

DSM-V is heavy on social and ideological considerations but light on actual science. You still ignored my point about the replication crisis in the social sciences, much to your discredit.

[Anonymous No.13329932]

>>13329925
>ack of access to hormonal and surgical interventions can cause patients distress

lack of access to heroin can cause addicts distress

[Anonymous No.13329936]

>>13329932
Lack of access to heroin is not the same as lack of access to surgical mutilation.

[Anonymous No.13329942]

>>13329584
You’re retarded
Colors don’t exist in any sense whatsoever, it’s entirely based on our brain randomly assigning values and details to different wavelengths of light. That’s why there’s no verifiable way to prove my red = your red. You’re retarded, I hope you actually understand this, because you SERIOUSLY do not understand light or how the brain interprets sensory input.

[Anonymous No.13329961]

>>13329832
>egalitarianism
gay and retarded
Men are objetively superior to women, women should at best be treated as objetcs

[Anonymous No.13329963]

>>13329942
You're a fucking idiot.
Light has different wavelengths no matter how you choose to interpret it.

[Anonymous No.13329964]

>>13329925

[Anonymous No.13329965]

>>13329963
Yeah, I know that you stupid fucking nigger, but light doesn’t have “color”, color is an abstraction of the human brains interpretation of photons.

[Anonymous No.13329976]

>>13329963
>>13329965
WHICH, btw, IS THE SAME AS TASTE

TASTE IS AN ABSTRACTION OF THE HUMAN BRAIN’S INTERPRETATION OF A FOODS CHEMICAL REACTIONS WITH THE TONGUE
THE WAY THE BRAIN INTERPRETS IT IS SUBJECTIVE AS FUCK AND YOURE LITERALLY A RETARD

[Anonymous No.13329980]

>>13329584
>the color purple doesn't exist--there's no specific wavelength of light that makes up purple
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Violet_light

[Anonymous No.13329991]

>>13329980
No, you retard, he’s right. There’s no wavelength of light that makes purple. There’s no wavelength of light that makes any color. Color does not exist. The universe has no color objectively. Color is an abstraction of the human brain’s interpretation of differing wavelengths of light. There is no argument against this, it is merely fact.

[Anonymous No.13329997]

>>13329991
>Subjectivist nonsense

[Anonymous No.13330009]

>>13329997
Nice b8 faggot

[Anonymous No.13330010]

>>13329991
Pedantry

[Anonymous No.13330017]

>>13329997
>>13330010
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colors_of_noise
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Color_charge

>hurr durr quarks and background electromagnetic fields are colored because science says so
>it makes sense in my subjective brain so it has to be true

[Anonymous No.13330025]

>>13330017
Everything we describe is done through the lens of our own senses. Do you also claim that nothing is actually hot, it's just our subjective interpretation of higher energy states?

[Anonymous No.13330032]

>>13330025
And human senses clearly have the commonality needed that everyone with normal senses describes them the same.

[Anonymous No.13330035]

>>13327933
Popcorn chicken.

[Anonymous No.13330036]

>>13330032
Some people have the ability to differentiate more wavelengths than others, but that doesn't mean it's incorrect to describe specific ranges as being a particular color.

[Anonymous No.13330040]

>>13329529
ARE YOU SURE IT WAS YELLOW CAKE

YES IM SURE BITCH

[Anonymous No.13330041]

>>13330036
The seven key parts of the spectrum (ROYGBIV) are easily split with a prism, as well.

[Anonymous No.13330043]

>>13330025
Heat is objectively on a scale of 0K to (very large number)K, which means an objective scale of cold to hot is able to created.
Our “color scale” if you want to call it that ranges from “red” to “violet” based solely on our brain’s interpretation of it, and from that point where do you go? What color is the wavelengths below red? What color is the wavelengths above violet? There is no answer because no answer exists, the colors are just subjective interpretations of our brain. Light is only able to be arranged from low energy to high energy, which includes the scale from “red” to “violet” but also goes well beyond that, so you can easily classify light as low energy to high energy.

tl;dr arranging things based on energy makes perfect sense (because it’s literally from 0 to Infiniti) and arranging things based on color and subjective temperature is retarded because it’s meaningless qualitative data

[Anonymous No.13330054]

>>13330043
A human describing something as hot or cold is even more subjective. Is snow cold? compared to the sun, sure, but compared to liquid nitrogen not at all. At least colors are consistently tied to wavelengths within the visible spectrum. And again, all of this is basically just pedantry. If people collectively perceive something as existing, clearly it does. Disputing that color exists is the epitome of an autist going, "well akchually"

[Anonymous No.13330065]

>>13330032
Someone that lives in a desert that sees temperatures of 120 degrees F thinks 60 degrees F is cold
Someone that lives where it gets to -12 degrees F thinks that 80 degrees F is hot
Things like temperature and color are wildly subjective, and there’s only “commonalities” if people live in the same environment.
>>13330036
That literally makes no difference, obviously, or people would’ve noticed that there’s people who can see more colors a hell of a lot longer time ago than the past 10 years. Most people don’t even realize they’re color blind until they’re over 10 years old, because it doesn’t matter how you interpret color.
If people always point to this one image, and say “this is red”, your eyes are going to interpret that specific wavelength and the general wavelengths that are similar to it as “red”, regardless of whether it looks red, blue, green, or black.

[Anonymous No.13330074]

>>13330065
People have known about color blindness and super-chromats for a lot longer than ten years, m8. I remember learning in high school that women, on average, could differentiate more colors than men.

[Anonymous No.13330079]

>>13330054
It’s not autistic you nigger, it’s understanding the difference between objective physics and subjective reality.

Everyone points at red as being red, nobody thinks the wavelength of light at “red” isn’t “red”. Who’s to say my red isn’t your blue? My brain could easily interpret the “red” cone as blue and the “blue” cone as red. The only thing my brain is able to actually “see” is a wavelength of light, but there’s no intrinsic color to such a thing. It’s just a photon with a certain level of energy.

[Anonymous No.13330084]

>>13329319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXnDqHHWRqo

[Anonymous No.13330086]

>>13330079
The same goes for every sense. What if people experience smoothness differently? Or the sound of something high-pitched? Or the taste of something bitter? Or the smell of something rancid? All of those descriptors are still useful things that exist, people experiencing them differently doesn't change that. Please go ask /lit/ about this so they can introduce you to some philosophy 101 books

[Anonymous No.13330095]

>>13330086
That’s exactly the point retard, finally you seem to get it. Everything is subjective except for the things that can objectively be proven.

You know what this ties into? That molten metal definitely tastes different than cold metal, because despite the chemical composition being identical, the subjective taste is the same.
>>13327942
Here’s my first post btw

[Anonymous No.13330098]

>>13330095
Nothing can be objectively proven because all information you receive is interpreted by these senses you find so unreliable.

[Anonymous No.13330105]

>>13330098
>implign
You absolute fucking faggot, go touch the fucking sun then. Prove me wrong. The only objective way to define things is low energy to high energy, and that DOES NOT depend on senses because entropy and energy distributions exist no matter what. Long before and long after our homosexual shitposting asses

[Anonymous No.13330119]

>>13330105
My ability to sense heat is subjective, though, so how do I know that touching the sun is actually high energy and that's not just my subjective interpretation of it? I guess I could use an instrument to measure it, but I'd have to perceive the measurements with my eyes, which are subjectively feeding me information about light and dark.

[Anonymous No.13330128]

>>13328484

[Anonymous No.13330129]

>>13330119
Because when you put something in a high energy state close to something with a low energy state, things tend to change very quickly.
I.e. the sun would obliterate you in nanoseconds, space would freeze you in milliseconds, and those times are different based on the difference in temperature which is also objective btw :^)

[Anonymous No.13330142]

>>13330129
How did you learn that? By reading texts made up of letters that were socially constructed? Isn't each letter ultimately subjective in meaning, and the only reason you can derive anything from it at all is because you were shown them and told that they had some sort of intrinsic value? Hypocrite that you are for you trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals. All that we know ultimately relies on that which we cannot prove. Now will you fight or perish like a dog?

[Anonymous No.13330177]

>>13330142
Look dude, just because you’re butthurt that light doesn’t have color doesn’t mean you can just keep arguing backwards.
The only one sperging out and going “well ackshually” here, as it turns out, is you.

[Anonymous No.13330188]

>>13329135
I had a science teacher in middle School who used to play with Mercury to get kids interested in science but then she developed epilepsy bc no gloves
later on kids would flick the lights on and off really fast to try to give her seizures. Eventually she lost her lisence cuz she kept having episodes behind the wheel

[Anonymous No.13330199]

[Anonymous No.13330202]

>>13330040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzY-OeNx8sI

[Anonymous No.13330237]

[Anonymous No.13330241]

[Anonymous No.13330252]

>>13327933
Forbidden any food at all.

[Anonymous No.13330265]

>>13330237
Is this what jo crystals are made of

[Anonymous No.13330317]

>>13329046
some people put ashes in beer though

[Anonymous No.13330322]

>>13329863

[Anonymous No.13330326]

>>13328158
The taste is godawful if you aren't a paste eater but that pulpy texture is GOAT.

[Anonymous No.13330360]

[Anonymous No.13330369]

[Anonymous No.13330438]

[Anonymous No.13330445]

[Anonymous No.13330508]

This shit has the consistency of milk and smells like it'd taste like a fruity milk. Like strawberry milk or something. All I know is I have to resist every time I do laundry.

[Anonymous No.13330571]

>>13330095
>That’s exactly the point retard, finally you seem to get it. Everything is subjective except for the things that can objectively be proven.
Except, you know, for the fact that if colors weren't seen consistently from person to person, then graphic design and color theory and art in general would be impossible. We all have the same mechanisms for our senses, so why the hell, outside of specific defects, would they actually be seen differently. This subjectivist concept is 10th grade stoner wankery.

[Anonymous No.13330581]

>>13330177
>light doesn’t have color
Light in the visible spectrum absorbs/diffracts/reflects off of objects in ways that change the wavelength. Your eyes evolved to interpret the wavelengths as colors that are predictably and objectively consistent. Ipso facto, light has colors, dumbass.

[Anonymous No.13330583]

>>13329327
jesus christ what a pompous little noob you are

[Anonymous No.13330598]

>>13330508
t.

[Anonymous No.13330618]

>>13329251
Cherries are just hipster grapes no one gives a shit go give your balls a tug

[Anonymous No.13330777]

[Anonymous No.13330791]

I saw this shit in a thread on /cock/ (april fools joke a few years back) and it reawakened childhood memories.

Why does this grass look so fucking good? It's even brown, shitty looking dead grass.

[Anonymous No.13330849]

>>13328484
reminds me of the goron meat from majora's

[Anonymous No.13330859]

>>13330791
It's the way he eats it, the emphasis put on it with the animation and the character clearly enjoys it and it triggers a part in your lizard brain that makes you crave it too. It's a pretty common thing

[Anonymous No.13330872]

>>13330791
This shit ain't got nothing on the star leaf

[Anonymous No.13330911]

>>13330872
That's a tree star motherfucker

[Anonymous No.13330930]

[Anonymous No.13330937]

[Anonymous No.13331028]

>>13329327
Have sex

[Anonymous No.13331030]

>>13331028
you too

[Anonymous No.13331274]

>>13327942
like bags of sand

[Anonymous No.13331290]

>>13329481
I've done it, basically just freezes your saliva real quick for a moment till your body heat melts it back down. I remember a slight stinging sensation, probably lost a few taste buds there.

[Anonymous No.13331364]

This entire video
https://youtu.be/J1nJ9vmQaWY

skip to 9:02 if you just want to see the finished forbidden pie

[Anonymous No.13331568]

>>13330360
Guilty as charged. Took a while, but I managed to chew one and had the granules in my mouth for hours.

[Anonymous No.13331608]

>>13327942
it doesn't "taste" like anything, it just obliterates your mouth. taste as a concept only applies to substances within our tongue's operating temperature

[Anonymous No.13331635]

>>13331364
what is "slime"

[Anonymous No.13331640]

>>13331364
p-put your dick in it

[Anonymous No.13331649]

>>13331608
does that mean by eating gradually hotter food you'll be raising your tongue's higher operating temperature?

[Anonymous No.13331682]

>>13331608
>I can't taste the iron in my food
ok homo

[Anonymous No.13331695]

>>13331635
glue and borax

[Anonymous No.13331701]

>>13331649
Yes just like shooting yourself with small bullets eventually allows you to withstand cannonballs.

[Anonymous No.13331705]

>>13329421

I have taken it in my mouth many times when I worked in showbiz. It was a stunt, you take it like a shot, but don't swallow, instead blow it out like an ice dragon. Just don't forget to breathe in before taking the shot :D

[Anonymous No.13331858]

>>13331705
>I have taken it in my mouth many times when I worked in showbiz.
Uh, Phrasing?

[Anonymous No.13331925]

>>13329814
Unyielding to a drill, the mass is quite dense, but it is able to be damaged by a Kalashnikov rifle.

Fucking Russians.

[Anonymous No.13331931]

>>13328484
good sear but the marbling leaves something to be desire

[Anonymous No.13331970]

>>13329529
looks a bit like yellowman desu

[Anonymous No.13331993]

human flesh, honestly. i wonder how the cuts would work and how you'd cook them

[Anonymous No.13332046]

>>13330317
what?

[Anonymous No.13332204]

>>13329377
>>13329412
Paint burns and tastes white, then again i only tasted white paint so i don't know what other colors taste like

[Anonymous No.13332218]

>>13332204
Should have at least tried anouther colour, maybe blue tastes blue.

[Anonymous No.13332264]

>>13329552
Reminder that the mushroom is not poisonous and is actually edible

[Anonymous No.13332343]

>>13331568
shit, are you me? whyd they have to make them out of that weird grainy rubber anyway; the things would split in half if you threw them too hard

[Anonymous No.13332361]

>>13331993
Why would it be any different from pork, beef, or horse? You just carve out a good chunk and roast it up, WA LA. Probably tastes awful like most omnivores.

[Anonymous No.13332503]

>>13332264
they taste like shit, apparently
>Although the fruit bodies of H. peckii have been described as resembling "Danish pastry topped with strawberry jam",[8] and Hydnellum species in general are not known to be poisonous,[33] they are inedible due to their extremely bitter taste.[8]

[Anonymous No.13332507]

>>13329135
Mercury isn't that dangerous. If you swallow it, it is so heavy it will generally just pass through your body and not do much. If you touch it, you will not get enough into you to cause problems. Bigger issue are mercury fumes, but you'll generally be safe unless you're working with a lot of it.

Now ORGANIC mercury however is absolutely horrible and even just a single drop on your finger will lead to an awful death after months of worsening symptoms. A lot of chemists outright refuse to work with it, for very good reason.

[Anonymous No.13332508]

>>13332507
>mercury isnt dangerous you just have to avoid inhaling even a tiny bit or there will be health hazards

[Anonymous No.13332519]

>>13332508
Anon said mercury isn't "that" dangerous.
Not "mercury isn't dangerous."
Please read posts more carefully before responding.

[Anonymous No.13332541]

>>13329529
That shit is harmless, radioactivity wise at least, not sure if it is poisonous.
>>13332508
There are a lot of prerequisites for you to inhale enough to get anything meaningful. Small amounts will just cause tremors, nightmares, that kinda stuff, and blow over. You're not going to inhale anywhere near enough to cause serious effects from a few drops. Hell you can even inject the stuff, retards have tried as a way of suicide, didn't work, the only real damage it did was physical damage of having a very dense liquid blocking the blood stream.

People seem to think that all mercury is organic mercury and poking a drop of it from a thermometer will send you to the hospital (you still shouldn't do that, though).

[Anonymous No.13332598]

[Anonymous No.13332629]

>>13329327
>REEEEEEEE
Also that graphic is stupid as fuck.

[Anonymous No.13332639]

>>13329327
How the internet died in a nutshell.

[Anonymous No.13332644]

>>13332598
wtf am i looking at

[Anonymous No.13332771]

>>13332598
>boil the calories out
does this really work?

[Anonymous No.13332830]

>>13332598
"horse"

[Anonymous No.13332869]

>>13332771
If they have a lower boiling point than the rest of the food, yes.

[Anonymous No.13332879]

>>13327942
Too spicy for you, whiteboy?

[Anonymous No.13332936]

>>13327942
At work I often have to use supercooled saline and the way it pours really makes me wonder how it would taste/feel to chug down.

[Anonymous No.13332944]

>>13332771
If you set the fucking food on fire and burn it to ashes, it will have zero calories (heat energy) so by the currently established laws of chemistry, it may work.

[Anonymous No.13332989]

>>13329369
That image predates the term incel by half a decade, these problems arise because of that issue, nigger

[Anonymous No.13333058]

>>13329135
It tastes like nothing and it isn't as harmful since I grew up alright

[Anonymous No.13333073]

>>13332879
hot=/=spicy dumb nigger!

[Anonymous No.13333097]

>>13332944
>it will have zero calories (heat energy)
This is practically impossible.

[Anonymous No.13333158]

>>13332598
Had forgotten about this one, now I'll remember to boil out my calories

[Anonymous No.13333166]

>>13333073
I made a video addressing this very issue after Burger King got my chicken tenders order wrong and refused to give me my money back (and a new order of tendies for my my trouble of course)

[Anonymous No.13333215]

>>13330445
that's a small plate

[Anonymous No.13333232]

/o/ here
and if you've ever changed your oil you know what im talking about
and ur lying if you never thought about having just a taste

also when i drained my transmission fluid to change the clutch it smelled exactly like espresso
dont know what thats about

[Anonymous No.13333240]

>>13333232
10w 30 looks like cool blue gatorade syrup, if only I was retarded

[Anonymous No.13333247]

>>13333240
might depend on the brand or synthetic/conventional
all the oil ive used looks like delicious golden honey

[Anonymous No.13333252]

>>13327939
the forbidden tuna

[Anonymous No.13333260]

they could at least mad the bottle not look like vintage energy drink

[Anonymous No.13333294]

mmhhh, cheddar

[Anonymous No.13333408]

>>13328484
The ultimate jerky lasts for eons.

[Anonymous No.13333422]

>>13330360
Damn
Would like to say I didnt.

[Anonymous No.13333444]

>>13328231
i would slap that cheek with penis

[Anonymous No.13333451]

>>13333232
Way back in the day my Mom's Ford Ranger has some kind of leak that smelled like burning celery in the cab.

[Anonymous No.13333474]

>>13328239
It's not. I ate a light bulb b4. Don't think it really tasted like anything. (rinsed out that powder shit no idea what that tastes like

[Anonymous No.13333479]

>>13328910
Underage b&
Also you can taste most of them without issue. Ask your teacher.

[Anonymous No.13333505]

>>13330598

[Anonymous No.13333539]

>>13333505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFKQ7GflRkk

[Anonymous No.13333583]

>>13327933
Band kids rise up

[Anonymous No.13333588]

>>13333539
God help me I actually laughed at a College Humor skit.

[Anonymous No.13333594]

>>13333583
It turns aquamarine or turquoise or something under the right lighting, too.

[Anonymous No.13333597]

>>13330188
Similar story here except high-school and she'd also blow hydrogen bubbles in soapy water to burn in the classroom. My older bros had her but she was sick for my year and I had a fat cunt of a teacher substitute

[Anonymous No.13333598]

>>13333594
Forgot the image.

[Anonymous No.13333610]

>>13331993
I've heard it tastes like pork. I choose to believe it because pigs are pretty close to humans genetically... Which is also simply something I heard so I don't know why I believe it...

[Anonymous No.13333612]

>>13333610
rabbits are far closer to humans than pigs, and don't taste anything like either.

[Anonymous No.13333625]

>>13332507
Been watching Cody'slab on the jewtube. He doesn't give a fuck about mercury unless he has a cut.
Don't know that he's ever eaten it though.

[Anonymous No.13333628]

>>13333583
>>13333598

[Anonymous No.13333630]

>>13333628
I think I licked my sisters' rosin once. I don't have any on my own, though, because I'm trumpet nigga, not dorkestra.

[Anonymous No.13333631]

>>13333630
We're all licked your sisters rosin, mate

[Anonymous No.13333636]

>>13329797
its also an ice lolly

[Anonymous No.13333652]

>>13330199
What the fuq is that?

[Anonymous No.13333657]

>>13333232
Mechanic here. Never had the urge to try it but I have to identify the fluid. I don't really know how to describe the flavor.. Kinda like nothing... Maybe I'll make a post describing the flavors of various vehicle liquids. I do know the weight doesn't change anything. Antifreeze has a sharp bite, somewhat sweet. Used to only be sweet but too many doggos and probably kids died from that so there's additives to make it gross.

If you want to go for it, just like lick the slime off a finger tip. Danger is negligible unless you drink the stuff or maybe if you do it all the time. Brake fluid too.
Oh, but spit too. I don't swallow I spit a lot and rinse. I'm sure a doctor would say definitely don't but I'm totally fine and mechanics everywhere accidentally it all the time.

[Anonymous No.13333676]

I always make jokes about cutting open one of the access points of these and just sipping it like a Capri Sun.
But it's not really joking.

[Anonymous No.13333690]

>>13333676
Would you ever really?

[Anonymous No.13333707]

>>13333690
Nah. It's not as tasty as it looks.
And for some reason it still seems very dirty to even think of drinking it. And then I go and put it straight into someone's veins. Funny how our heads work.

[Anonymous No.13333722]

>>13333707
Plus blood is one of the most carefully monitored substances at the hospital.
It would be a LOT easier to steal a whole bunch of morphine than a bag of blood.

[Anonymous No.13333738]

>>13333676
do you think different blood types have different tastes?
also you can use blood as an egg substitute

[Anonymous No.13333753]

>>13328484
Well marbled slab, and good coloring too. Should finish up well.

[Anonymous No.13333767]

>>13333652
layers of enamel paint from a car shop it's called fordite

[Anonymous No.13333779]

>>13333738
I eat black pudding but I've never had "raw" blood.

[Anonymous No.13333783]

>>13329327
nice

[Anonymous No.13333792]

[Anonymous No.13333813]

>>13333722
I'm surprised to hear that actually. But I didn't mean with fear of trouble. Just whether you actually want to try it.

[Anonymous No.13333821]

>>13333792
blue curcao

[Anonymous No.13333826]

Anything that comes out of a centrifuge.

[Anonymous No.13333875]

>>13333779
never cut yourself?

[Anonymous No.13333883]

>>13333166
I hope you were properly recompensed for so grievous an error causing such inconvenience.

[Anonymous No.13333890]

>>13333875
Of course I've licked some wounds but we're talking and having a proper drink of the stuff

>>13333883
https://youtu.be/FX6Q45sruA0

[Anonymous No.13333893]

>>13329824
>>13329835
>>13329838
what are these guys talking about? government communicating with undercovers?

[Anonymous No.13333904]

>>13329702
His sister died because of him

[Anonymous No.13333907]

>>13330317
anon I cannot be fucked to look this up tell me ONE time where this has been a normal thing to do

[Anonymous No.13333931]

>>13333792
the forbidden gatorade

[Anonymous No.13333932]

>>13332771
Lmao no. Just take sugar for example, what will happen if you boil water with it? Water just evaporates while sugar still stays there.

[Anonymous No.13334057]

>>13331568
>>13332343
That is the first thing I think when ever I see those damn things. The pieces that got stuck under the back of my tongue and very top of my gumline were the worst.

[Anonymous No.13334183]

I once heard that, depending on their color, hair styling gel tastes like the discontinued Kool-Aid "Sharkleberry Fin", "Great Bluedini," "Rock-a-dile Red," "Purplesaurus Rex," and "Pink Swimmingo" flavors. Not the new ones, but the old ones.

[Anonymous No.13334271]

>>13331028
Find love

[Anonymous No.13334280]

>>13332507
I knew organic food was a scam, I'm sticking with GMO mercury from now on.

[Anonymous No.13334311]

>>13334271
Love is for homosexuals. Heterosexuals can procreate so we don't need any fancy emotional reason to marry.

[Anonymous No.13334395]

>>13328484
these hipster restaurants are getting out of hand

[Anonymous No.13334397]

[Anonymous No.13334400]

>>13334397
This is edible and can be used as an ingredient in cooking though

[Anonymous No.13334454]

>>13330128
Grape flavored jaw breaker

[Anonymous No.13334469]

>>13334454
Corn dogs in the swamp

[Anonymous No.13334472]

[Anonymous No.13334477]

>>13334469
>>13334397
these two things are perfectly edible

[Anonymous No.13334508]

tasty tasty.

[Anonymous No.13334560]

>>13328231
End your life

[Anonymous No.13334605]

[Anonymous No.13334613]

>>13329051
Does anyone know how they make this?

[Anonymous No.13334705]

>>13333097
Yes, that would involve the food being at absolute zero Kelvin in order to be truly zero calorie.

The closest that anyone with typical civilian cooking equipment could get it to zero calories would be by burning it.

[Anonymous No.13334769]

>>13334397
Have you never had aloe vera juice?

[Anonymous No.13334770]

>>13334613
They stretch their chickens out on the rack before they're sent to lay.

[Anonymous No.13334794]

>>13329517
>no longer crystaline
Have you had creamed honey before? Its honey that has been seeded with a uniformly crystalized honey which then spreads throughout. Velvety smooth and tastes very different to regular honey, but is still chemically identical to original honey.

[Anonymous No.13334795]

>>13333588
The CEO series is great. Especially the Tumblr one where the sexually clueless CEO announces he's banning porn and then learns how extensively his platform is built around it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtUuab1Aqg0

[Anonymous No.13334833]

>>13327933
Those floor tiles in my primary school that were the exact colour of toffee.

[Anonymous No.13334842]

>>13328170
wow your opinions are more important because vagina

[Anonymous No.13334862]

>>13329008
Frig off, Randy!

[Anonymous No.13334868]

>>13331028
ok boomer

[Anonymous No.13334880]

>>13327942
Fact: hot coffee tastes different to cold coffee, so if our mouths could withstand the heat of molten metal, it would not be inconceivable that molten metal would taste different to cold metal.

[Anonymous No.13334928]

>>13330445
McVities Gold Bar.

[Anonymous No.13334939]

>>13329027
Some day soon perhaps.

[Anonymous No.13334954]

>>13333232
Doesn't help that any cartoon that has a talking car/automobile treats it like water or a tasty drink.

[Anonymous No.13334968]

>>13328872

[Anonymous No.13334980]

>>13333232
People once got seriously ill in Spain when restaurateurs used engine oil instead of cooking oil. Major scandal, many prosecuted.

[Anonymous No.13334986]

>>13328872
>t.

[Anonymous No.13334989]

>>13334980
>People once got seriously ill in Spain when restaurateurs used engine oil instead of cooking oil.

[Anonymous No.13334992]

>>13333676
Surely you've tasted your own blood before?

[Anonymous No.13334998]

>>13328956
I don't recommend it. Tastes like dusty industrial flooring.

>>13329091
Dry, doesn't pull apart, has no real taste. Fun to chew on though.

>>13329377
Stings like a bitch

>>13330360
Tastes like rubber but damn if actually getting a bite into one wasn't satisfying. Like splitting open a giant gummy bear.

>>13331364
fucking christ you can tell how fat that person is just from their hands

[Anonymous No.13335001]

>>13333676
>CAUTION: For further manufacturing use as a component of a medical device for which there are no alternative sources
w...what's the caution?

[Anonymous No.13335006]

>>13334613
Prepare to have the magic of the long egg shattered forever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYz2DLN9uik

[Anonymous No.13335015]

>>13329702
You just have to know where to look :)

[Anonymous No.13335019]

>>13333792
I want it so bad

[Anonymous No.13335045]

>>13330265
Bro, my Jo crystal lost its charge, wanna come and jerk off with me to recharge it while we eat pizza and watch some movies?

[Anonymous No.13335166]

>>13335001
I think it's basically saying "Dont use this blood unless it's the only kind that's available for the patient" since AB is the rarest blood type?

[Anonymous No.13335236]

I have the uncontrollable urge to eat my dice whenever I see them

[Anonymous No.13335448]

>>13335166
Nigga what? AB pos is the universal recipient for blood transfusions, you can drop literally any type of blood in there, we the O neg niggas are the rarests, we are universal donors but can only get a transfusion from another O neg

[Anonymous No.13335655]

>>13330598
>Zoomers using liquid Downy or any liquid detergent period

This is a millennial thing retard. Tide pods look and smell like shit anyway.

[Anonymous No.13336149]

>>13333890
You could just go to a store, buy a bottle of cow's blood and take a gulp. It's probably at most only marginally different to human blood.

[Anonymous No.13336192]

>>13336149
Tastes like spicy tomato sauce with a lot of salt and iron

[Anonymous No.13336269]

>>13334397
This shit is bitter like a feminist at a construction site

[Anonymous No.13336717]

>>13335448
Look at what you just wrote. Yes AB+ is universal recipient but that also means that their blood can only go to AB+ individuals. If anyone else received it they would reject it.