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Words cannot express my loathing and disdain for these people, single handedly the most seethe I've experienced from any dogshit modern cafe gimmick. Fuck this so fucking hard. FUCK.

>> No.13326703

>>13326700
>seethe
seething*
Learn English, retard.

>> No.13326707

Are you mad

>> No.13326710
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13326710

>>13326700

>coffee with sugar
>coffee with milk
>coffee with anything

>> No.13326711
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13326711

>>13326700
THIS JUST IN: People are stupid and like to spend money on gimmicks.

>> No.13326718

I've been putting cotton candy in my coffee for years, I don't understand what's so bad about this?

>> No.13326724

So they just use sugar.

>> No.13326747

>>13326700
>instead of sugar, this cafe uses cotton candy to sweeten the coffee
>instead of sugar
>cotton candy
Cotton candy is literally just sugar.

>> No.13326752

Commie seethes at the free market

>> No.13326753

>>13326747
Yeah this wtf. But if they can make some hipster pay $8 for a cup of coffee good for them

>> No.13326763

>>13326753
Honestly I don't even think hipsters are dumb enough to get lured in by this. It seems like the type of gimmick that would lure in your 24 year old chubby white girls who plaster the back of their car with "id rather be at the beach XD" + "love gurl xOxOxO" bumper stickers and watch The Big Bang Theory.

>> No.13326764

>>13326710
>Enjoying the flavor of literally burned beans inside your drink
>Being this much of a tard
Didn't know idiots were still on this board

>> No.13326803
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13326803

>>13326700
>single handedly the most seethe I've experienced from any dogshit modern cafe gimmick.
You should get out more.

>> No.13326806

>>13326710
dilate

>> No.13326808

a bruh moment for sure

why you mad tho

>> No.13326811

>>13326803
Good Christ. We need to bring back the draft.

>> No.13326813

>>13326811
I'm not sure Straya ever had the draft.

>> No.13326814

>>13326803
does that place serve anything with avocado in it or do they just discard the stuff

>> No.13326826
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13326826

>>13326700
My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

Seriously though, how are you supposed to measure how much sugar you want in your coffee? Spoons, cubes, and packets exist for a reason.

>> No.13326845

>>13326710
Whoa, you're really cool bro

>> No.13326849

>>13326710
I get why people put sugar in their coffee, because they have no taste. I don't understand why people put cream in tea, it makes no sense really. Cream culinarily makes sense in coffee to add richness and balance the bitterness of the volatiles created from high heat. Yeah black coffee is alright I suppose, but adding some kind of fat to it does work.

>> No.13326858

>>13326803
The latte art is nice at least

>> No.13326860

>>13326803
I would order that, just for some tiny extra amount of vitamins from the avocado. Stay mad loser

>> No.13326867
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>> No.13326893

>>13326867
It's shit like this that makes me with genocide was still a popular thing. I wish I could rape that faggot co-owner with rusted rebar. FFS, yes, avocado is good, but you don't need an entire permanent menu dedicated to it. It's a fucking meme.I could make a menu dedicated to the leek that would be more inspired than that shit they are hocking. Also fucking Brooklyn needs to be nuked. I even have a sister that lives there and I'd make that sacrifice for the good of the world.

>> No.13326906

>>13326893
it literally looks like super healthy food. You're mad that you didnt come up with this first

>> No.13326914

>>13326906
Neither did this Brooklyn faggot. I'll give him credit on being able to cash in on retarded child-adults that live in NYC on rich daddy's dime though.

>> No.13326925

>>13326893
Brooklyn was dope in the mid-90s. From what I hear, 2 Broke Girls is the perfect representation of why Brooklyn sucks now compared to then.

>> No.13326943

>>13326858
>art
it looks like something a toddler could do

>> No.13326951

>>13326803
>>13326867
Why do women love avocados so much? Every girlfriend I've ever had, without exception, was clinically obsessed with avocados. Same with my sisters.
There must be some biological reason for it

>> No.13326956

>>13326925
>sure the murder rate was out of control and it wasn't safe to go out at night in many places, but the place had SOUL

>> No.13326958

>>13326867
The concept is dumb but it doesn't annoy me as much as that dumb cunts mannerisms.
>shifty eyes
>dancy dance xD
>WHOA WOWZER AVOCADO!!!11
>it's CrAzY!x!11! xDxDxD lmao

>> No.13326970

>>13326956
Whites ruined everything.

>> No.13326973
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>>13326951
Like women, they are superficial.
Avocados are exotic! But not really since they're grown pretty close
Avocados are healthy! But not really since they are just fat.

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13326975

>>13326970
>An avocado restaurant is worse than out of control gun and drug crime

>> No.13326990

>>13326951
I don't know, man. Personally, I like avocado because it astes good but I don't know if I would ever get obsessed with it. I eat one every two months at best though I guess it's irrelevant since I'm not a woman.

>> No.13327040

>>13326951
It is "healthy" because it is a vegetable but they also taste great. Nevermind how many calories from fat it has. It's a way to be a pig and not feel like one, just like how alcohol gives them an excuse to be a slut

>> No.13327049

>>13326700
cotton candy is just sugar lol
if anything it would stir easier since it's so light

>> No.13327053

>>13326951
Avocado started getting marketed hard to "woke girls" because it's kind of healthy and makes them feel worldly for eating a Mexican fruit
It's not a biological thing. They're just basic

>> No.13327063

>>13326973
>Avocados are healthy! But not really since they are just fat.
Avocados are high in fat. But it's monounsaturated fat, which is a "good" fat that helps lower bad cholesterol, as long as you eat them in moderation.

>> No.13327112
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13327112

>>13326951
Biologically women are drawn to fatty foods to support carrying a fetus, same reason why men are typically drawn to ladies w/ fat asses. Avocados provide a healthy form of fat and people feel less shame eating them compared to other fatty foods

>> No.13327115

>>13327112
>men are typically drawn to ladies w/ fat asses.
Fuck off with your fat acceptance bullshit.

>> No.13327119

>>13326700
>instead of salt, this restaurant seasons your food with sodium crystals

>> No.13327129

Ice cream is the best coffee mix-in for those who like milk/sugar, especially because that way you don't have to keep milk around the house solely for coffee

>> No.13327133

>>13326973
>Avocados are healthy! But not really since they are just fat.

It will take many, many generations to undo the damage inflicted by 90's mom science

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13327135

>>13327115
fat ass =/= fat

>> No.13327152

>>13326700
It's cute anon. Would be a nice place to have a casual date at.

>> No.13327154

>>13326951
It's a soigurl thing. The soiboi equivalent would be an obsession with bacon.

>> No.13327159

>>13326700
Why are you zoomer ketotards so emotionally disturbed by sugar and sweet flavoring?

>> No.13327173
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13327173

>>13326951
It's not a woman thing. It's a young person thing. Haven't you seen all the "millennials need to stop buying avocadoes if they want to afford X" articles over the past decade?

>> No.13327177

>>13327154
Soyboy?

>> No.13327436

>>13326710
Coffee with daddy cum

>> No.13327440

>>13327115
>Fat asses = Fat
Let me guess, large tits on a somewhat slim body = fat too?

>> No.13327451

>>13326951
I just googled "Why do women love avocado" and all the hits are from girl sites saying
>"10 REASON WHY AVOCADO IS AWESOME" >"YOU NEED TO EAT MORE AVOCADO"
>"WAYS AVOCADO BENEFITS YOUR HEALTH"
>"YOU SHOULD SHOWER IN AVOCADO"
and so on. They being bombarded with targeted avocado propaganda. What sinister lobby is behind this and what could they possibly gain from forcefeeding women around the world avocado?

>> No.13327547

>>13326700
Why? Does it cost much more than the expense of processing the sugar into cotton candy? I think it would be fun to see it dissolve like that and am going to try it at home one day.

That said, it will be the first time I've added sugar to coffee for many years. It doesn't taste good to me.

>> No.13327550

>>13326893
Really? It has nothing to do with race and everything to do with consumerism in capitalist society. Her performance is effectively an advertisement. If you think she's normally like that your brains are mush.

>> No.13327554

>>13326710
>coffee with water
i prefer just water ty

>> No.13327567

>>13327119
More like so damn yum

>> No.13327570

>>13326764
If you don't like the taste, why drink it?

>> No.13327575

>>13326747
big brained post

>> No.13327627

>>13326747
it has a slightly different taste because it's cooked a bit

>> No.13327661

>>13326710
Here's something unconventional to trigger you further, blackedfag: my brother likes putting butter in his coffee. Got my husband to try it out bc he was was skeptical and amused, said it got a sort of caramel, toffee flavor to it. Using salted butter gived it that nice bonus little spice, too. Still does it once a week or so. Would like to cordially dare other co/ck/suckers to try it out

>> No.13327669

>>13326764
The only time coffee tastes burnt is when you use cheap shitty instant coffee

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13327685

>>13326703
nobody actually knows what "cope," "seethe," or "dilate" mean, we just say them when somebody makes us mad

>> No.13327703

>>13327451
>what could they possibly gain from selling billions of products to people
This is your brain on 4chan

>> No.13327712

>>13327661
>adding butter to coffee

but that means you actually have to -wash- the cup with dish soap after instead of just rinsing it with water. What a hassle. is it worth it?

>> No.13327722

>>13326703
newfag

>> No.13327724

>>13327685
by the time the sugar melted the coffee would be cold and the handle sticky with syrup.

>> No.13327731

>>13327685
That's pretty neat

>> No.13327818

>>13326973
>fat is inherently unhealthy
You do know what fat is on a chemical level, right anon? You wouldn't just state something without any kind of insight, would you anon?

Also, that is the most retarded handling of a pestle I've seen. Stab stab, stabby stab

>> No.13327831

I wonder if the avocado craze was created by PR or developed naturally. Either way, Big Avocado must be jizzing their pants on the daily

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13327860

>>13327712
Why not? If you've got a dishwasher (either in the form of a woman or machine) it's no issue, otherwise maybe adds an extra five seconds to the time. But if we have time to waste on 4chan, figure we have time to spare for dishes. Plus, if you can't be assed to do that, might as well just use disposable dishware, right?

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13327876

>>13326710
damn dude, you are so tough and cool

>> No.13328119

>>13327685
Would order this once for the effect

>> No.13328194

>>13326951
>>>13326973 >>13326990 >>13327040 >>13327053 >>13327112 >>13327154 >>13327173 >>13327451
women have to be more careful with what they eat, they cant eat like you 20something dudes. constantly worrying about calories, bloating, and skin makes people clutch at whatever seems to be innocuous and the avocado is like their food messiah - its a veg, its filling, it tastes good, the fat is good for their hair and whatever.

>> No.13328200

>>13328119
would order it only if im taking your mom out on a date

>> No.13328215

>>13327173
>stop eating toast so you can buy our bloated house prices
Fucking boomers

>> No.13328236

>>13328200
She'd take you up on that if you're a butch lesbian

>> No.13328257

>>13326849
You add 4% fat milk to black tea for, largely, similar reasons.

>> No.13328281

>>13326826
Reviewbrah posted this himself to shill his trademark

>> No.13328335

>>13327135
Stop posting shitty shops.

>> No.13328486

>>13326700
>Instead of sugar, this cafe uses sugar to sweeten the coffee

>> No.13328497

>>13327722
Retarded, misused buzzwords are still retarded and misused, no matter how many retards say it. I bet you think you can LARP on a computer, too.

>> No.13328513

>>13327627
It's not cooked to a high enough temperature to cause much of a flavor change. It's just melted and spun fast so it threads together. It's about the same flavor difference between ice and water.

>> No.13328657

>>13326893
Edgy faggot. Eat a bullet.

>> No.13328684

>>13327818
Not to mention that fat is a necessary macronutrient. You will die without it.

>> No.13329193

>>13326700
>hear about new food fad
>want to impress all my friends on facebook and a bunch of strangers on twitter
>go get in line at restaurant
>it’s out the door, wait 3 hours
>finally get new meme food
>take 50 pictures with and of it
>sit back and wait for the likes and retweets come in
Millennials

>> No.13330655

>>13326700
It's just sugar. Calm down Anon.

>> No.13331025

>>13327685
That is neat and seems comfy, but the cotton candy should probably be smaller so it's more contained to the coffee and not the mug.

>> No.13331807

Test

>> No.13332481

>>13327133
This. Was watching youtube dude opening old foods, had mayo from like 60's and it bragged about being low fat... I though it was just a 90's thing. Now I know the truth about human diet and feel like I pulled the curtain down on the wizard of OZ. They knew carbs and sugar were unhealthy all along. While animal fat is great for you... I felt betrayed. My father was 90's nutritionist.. So I grew up on 1% milk lol. Now I cram raw grass fed steaks and butter down my kids mouths.

>> No.13333216

>>13326707
Do you feel blame
The wolf kabob ahdhsbsjcieidbdbznaowoehdbznananana

>> No.13333235

>>13326975
The Sydney Opera House was not built in the desert.

>> No.13333376

>>13327661
>putting lard/butter/fatty shit on coffee
Wait, this actually exist?

>> No.13333388

>>13326718
B & RP

>> No.13333393

>>13326752
Free market means open to criticism

>> No.13333409

>>13326710
Holy shit can I have your autograph

>> No.13333554

LMFAO IMAGINE GETTING THIS ABSOLUTELY BUTTBLASTED PASSED THE OORT CLOUD OVER SOMETHING SO INSIGNFICANT THANK YOU SO MUCH OP FOR MAKING MY DAY BETTER

>> No.13333584

>>13327685

so what I'm just supposed to sit there not drinking the coffee i ordered waiting for it to make sugar rain from the heavens next to a fucking bonzai tree?

>> No.13333593

>>13326700

You realize asians had this for years right?

>> No.13333617

>>13333376

its been done for thousands of years

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>>13326710
I like my coffee like I like my women...with my dick in it

>> No.13335110

Coffee, black.

>> No.13335118

>>13326958
This.

>> No.13335129

>>13326703
You're the retard. OP is experience the seethe. I'm seething.

>> No.13335137

>>13335129
*experiencing
fuck me dead!

>> No.13335139

>>13326700
so... sugar, they use sugar to sweeten the coffee...