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I'll start with an easy one

>eggs
female

>> No.13326674
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13326674

>squirrels
cute

>> No.13326677

>OP
homo

>> No.13326689

>>13326670
You could take a long at any language, that already has genders for every food like French, Spanish, German, ...

>> No.13326863

>>13326670
thank god English outgrew having linguistic genders, its retarded and arbitrary bullshit made up by Roman buttfuckers

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>steak
male

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>buffalo testicles
Female

>> No.13327050

>>13326670
food does have a gender if you speak french

>> No.13327084

>>13327050
omelette du fromage

>> No.13327094

>>13326863
Gender dates back thousands of years before Latin existed in the Proto-Indo European language, the mother of all european languages. English has just degenerated into incoherency more than the romance languages have.

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>>13326670
Male, but ghey since they're touching

>> No.13327117

>>13326670
This thread is EXTREMELY problematic. How could you even think like this OP? It's 2019, there's no such thing as "gender" food can be what it wants to be stop labeling it you racist

>> No.13327186

>>13327117
what does food "want to be"? it's food

>> No.13328233
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>>13326670
German here

>cake
male if it is made from just baking a dough
female if it is not baked entirely (disregarding glazing etc, think of butter creme etc)
>tarte
female
>bacon
male
>creme
female
>bread
neutral

>> No.13328249

>>13326670
>sausage
female

>> No.13328275
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Femanon here

>> No.13328282

>>13326670
>soy
female
>cheese
male, unless soft cheese
>sugar
female
>coffee
male
>water
neutral

>> No.13328293

>>13326670
eggs are male

>>13326909
steaks are male

>>13327047
testicles are male

>>13328249
sausages are female

>>13328282
soy is female, cheese is male, sugar is male, coffee is male, water is female

>> No.13328299

>>13328233
also female
>tomato, potato, berries, onions, carrot, haunch, chili
male
>apple, squash/pumpkin, cucumber, fennel, roast, pudding, chuck,
neutral
most dishes I could think of, sadly

>> No.13328319

>>13328293
omelettes are male, eggs are female

>> No.13328323

>>13328319
opposite.

eggs are male and omelettes are female.

>> No.13328332

>>13328323
Double opposite. Eggs are trans male and omelettes are trans female

>> No.13329095

>>13328332
how are eggs trans?

>> No.13329302

>>13326670
Don't you dare! Los huevos son masculinos.
>>13327047
Los testículos (de búfalos) son completamente masculinos.
>>13328249
Correcto. Las salchichas son femeninas.