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Every deep dish """""pizza""""" I've ever had has been a disgusting, greasy mess or a giant blob of dough with a bit of toppings cooked in

Not surprising that America, the same country where eating out someone's asshole is considered romantic thinks that deep dish pizza actually tastes good. It just goes to show you that amerimutts don't actually have tastebuds, or that they've been so absolutely pozzed by sugar that they simply can't taste anything else

America is a culinary disgrace, the very best American food is just food taken from other parts of the world with added sugar, salt and grease

>> No.13324345

>>13324341
I agree with every word, OP. If Americans were banned from this board then all of the fast food threads would disappear immediately. They're the cancer killing /ck/.

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>>13324341
Lo r8 b8, m8

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>> No.13324354

>>13324341
t. poorfag that buys "deep dish" pizza from chain restuarants

Authentic pizza is shit

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>>13324354
All American food is disgusting. You want prime american cuisine? Just take some grease, dump a bag of salt and a bag of auger in then throw it on that horrible factory made bleached """""""""bread""""""""" you find in every american store and deep fry it

>> No.13324376

>>13324348
look at this mad mutt

>> No.13324401

>>13324345
Americans should also be banned from /o/. They're always shitting up the board with their pick-up trucks and Teslas.

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>>13324362
My taste in American bread is a little more progressive.

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>>13324362

>> No.13324445

>>13324345
Why the fuck do you pretend like there's any good threads being made by anyone? The only decent threads on this board are the generals mainly because they enthusiastically discuss a topic, not devolve into a pissing match about superiority of ____ because ____. You guys don't discuss anything cooking related that doesn't devolve into petty bullshit. A supposed hobby becomes a status instead. And worse you guys argue like legitimate retards. I can't stress this last part enough.

Not for nothing, even if you were right about Americans, why the fuck does it matter at that point? Obsessed?

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>>13324445
seethe more

>> No.13324488

>>13324341
OP there’s a toilet full of dishes that you need to wash.

Also no one believes a single thing you said. You’ve never been to America, never had deep dish pizza so fuck off.

>> No.13324491

>>13324341
I tried some fast food while in America and it was all bland and forgettable. All of it, every chain. And not particularly cheap, either.
Why fast food exists is a mystery.

>> No.13324516

>>13324341
>Cities chock-full of immigrants
>American
???

>> No.13324533

>>13324516
Americans are immigrants. All of you, except the natives

>> No.13324535

>>13324341
They don't even have deep dish in Pakistan

>> No.13324537

>>13324535
So the pakis can do something right after all

>> No.13324546

>>13324491
Are you that foreigner who said they were planning a vacation to America just to try all our fast food lmao?

>> No.13324549

>>13324533
>Euro education

>> No.13324562

>>13324549
How many generations has your family been in America, mutt? I bet the number is single digit, if you know it at all

>> No.13324568

>>13324341
t. britfag who eats tasteless fish and chips or spotted dick (and not just of the economic migrant variety) or eurocuck that has no concept of flavor, between being force-fed halal meals by mussie terrorists they roll out the red carpet for.

>> No.13324571

>>13324549
>Euro education
>arabic lessons and child grooming practices

>> No.13324591

>>13324562
>talking about numbers of generations in a country when they are actively making themselves the last generation of europeans

Cope harder about welcoming your own replacements and neck yourself before they do, eurofag.

>> No.13324593

>>13324568
Actually, I'm Omàmiwinini Quebecois, which means I get to eat amazing authentic French food with tax-exempt alcohol

>> No.13324622

>>13324546
Probably, one of them.

It was a lie, anyway, there were a couple of damn good pizza joints, this one place called Smash Burger that thrashed anything we have in my country and Buffalo Wings were generally solid. And according to all the locals, the fast food in New York is a lot worse than in other states, some sort of "New York tax on quality".

I'll suppose I'll have to try again, in cities that aren't just off-season tourist traps.

>> No.13324684

>>13324593
>tax-exempt alcohol
Is that what they call Listerine these days?

>> No.13324802

>>13324549
???

>> No.13324803

>replying to third-world ameribait
ISHYGDDT

>> No.13324807

>>13324622
I liked 5 guys in Kansas

>> No.13324809

>>13324341
We all know you didn't get it from Chicago, quit impbressing ssing yourself newyorker

>> No.13325432

>>13324341
Seething fag who's never been to Chicago.