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Yelp reviews Anonymous Wed Dec 4 21:58:47 2019 No.13319466 [Reply] [Original]

Post yelp reviews that give no real info on the place.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 22:01:12 2019 No.13319473 yelp is extortion

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 22:01:56 2019 No.13319477 seems like the place is drastically neglectful in terms of their facilities and lacking basic decency never mind customer service. better off going to brookside

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 22:04:47 2019 No.13319495 How can you tell a parking lot is from the 80’s; is it covered in Art Deco and Memphis Milano?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 22:06:55 2019 No.13319502 File: 546 KB, 1254x769, Banquet Nugs review.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13319466

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 22:10:28 2019 No.13319516 File: 24 KB, 555x555, 840blaze.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13319466 >he fell because their parking lot is from the 80's

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 22:22:25 2019 No.13319557 >>13319495 >>13319516 >Cobblestone from the 1680s? Dumb bitch probably didn't get free food.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 22:26:06 2019 No.13319569 File: 12 KB, 269x295, GDtlH8s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13319466 Have you been to Brookside cafe? Their parking lot is to DIE for!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 22:26:12 2019 No.13319570 >>13319477 Amberly plz go

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 22:26:21 2019 No.13319572 >>13319466 What the fuck kind of retard name is Amberly?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 22:56:26 2019 No.13319692 >>13319572 Parents that need a cattle prod to the spine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 23:01:55 2019 No.13319722 >>13319502 I’m surprised they allow reviews on their site. Probably figure the vast majority of their target audience will never visit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 23:04:15 2019 No.13319736 How TF does this person have 151 friends on Yelp with only 7 reviews? Why do people exist in this world that treat Yelp like some kind of social media platform?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 23:35:44 2019 No.13319861 >>13319736 Kek, it’s pretty bad

Anonymous Wed Dec 4 23:39:12 2019 No.13319872

>>13319466
>Fall down in a parking lot.
>Blame the restaurant.
What?
How the fuck is it a restaurants fault that your grandfather is an old twat who can't fucking walk on a flat surface without falling over?
Buy him a fucking rascal or shut the fuck up you dumb cunt jesus.

What the fuck is wrong with people these days?

Anonymous Wed Dec 4 23:52:44 2019 No.13319932

>>13319466
Here's a breakdown of what words could be defamatory and not defamatory under U.S. law. Because it's late, and I'm drinking and have nothing better to do.

>DO NOT GO HERE.
Possible claim for tortious interference with prosecpective economic advantage, but that claim usually requires the speaker knows about existing contracts, so probably fine

>Their customer service is appalling
This is an opinion and thus cannot be defamation

>My grandfather dined there on Friday. He fell down in their parking lot and fell very very hard.
Can be defamatory if not true because it's not an opinion, it's a representation of fact

>He fell because their parking lot is from the 80's and completely unsafe
Also a representation of fact, but "unsafe" is an opinion. Probably ok.

>It is the restaurant's responsibility to make sure their parking lot is as safe as possible to prevent anyone from getting hurt
No, the restaurant or landlord just has to provide a reasonably safe parking lot. And this is just a dumb legal opinion by a non-lawyer.

>When confronted about what had happened they didn't even ask if he was ok and refused to speak to us until we get an attorney. UNBELIEVABLE.
Also a representation of fact and could be defamatory if not true and leads to a loss of business. But even if true, so what? The restaurant just fills out an incident report. If they get sued, they have insurance. It would be dumb for restaurant management to admit any liability at that moment.

>DO NOT GO HERE
See above

>Brookside cafe is So much better and has a very safe parking lot
Also an opinion, so fine

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 23:55:13 2019 No.13319939 >>13319736 (They all want to fuck her)

Anonymous Thu Dec 5 00:12:51 2019 No.13320004

typical Yelp censorship form letter:

Hello,

We're reaching out to let you know that our moderators removed your review of xxxxxxxxxxxx.

We typically remove reviews that address culturally sensitive subjects in ways that reinforce negative stereotypes or make light of physical or sexual violence.

In this case, we felt that your review of xxxxxxxxxxxx crossed that line, even if you didn't intend it to. The text of your review is copied for reference below, and we hope you'll continue to share your experiences on Yelp while keeping the Content Guidelines in mind. To learn more, check out our Content Guidelines (https://www.yelp.com/guidelines).).

Regards,
The Yelp Support Team
San Francisco, California

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 00:12:56 2019 No.13320005 >>13319932 If I told everyone you were a child rapist is that just my opinion too?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 00:16:49 2019 No.13320022 >>13319572 >Whoa-ah-ohhh black betty, Amber-lamps Parents spent the entirety of the 1970s high.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 01:04:46 2019 No.13320192 >>13319502 >they are pretty tasty but... I feel the reviews are all going to be gold

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 01:06:47 2019 No.13320203 >>13319477 I concur. Definitely will be taking my business to brookside. Thanks to this review for highlighting this business' abhorrent practices.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 01:20:05 2019 No.13320251 >>13319722 I just submitted half a dozen. Says they take 48 hours to appear. Be on the lookout for Freddy Francesco

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 01:21:07 2019 No.13320254 >>13319932 You should keep drinking anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 01:22:07 2019 No.13320256 >>13320004 This is why my yelp profile is a black jewish woman.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 01:23:28 2019 No.13320259 What a shit thread. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 01:55:46 2019 No.13320366 >>13319466 Yelp is just a billion dollar bully. fuck yelp

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 02:12:22 2019 No.13320418 >>13320259 Yeah, they should, how the fuck does this thread have 26 replies and only 2 examples of actual reviews. Really disappointed in the quality of this thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 02:37:55 2019 No.13320487 >>13319473 Yelp is a weapon to leverage against tipfags. Your 22 year old rostie whore is giving you the stink eye because you refuse to tip? Break out yelp and muster the idiot masses

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 11:38:08 2019 No.13321846 File: 225 KB, 1242x828, BAF5596B-6F46-4AD2-90DE-B7E82A9A8AC8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 11:46:00 2019 No.13321883 >>13321846 >it was 6:35 >5:30 I feel like im getting baited

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 11:49:44 2019 No.13321895 >>13321846 I always sit at the bar when I go to restaurants. I don't even buy any alcoholic drinks, I just like looking at all the liquor while I eat. Plus you almost never have to wait for a seat at a bar

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 11:51:58 2019 No.13321901 >>13321846 It's called reservation-only seating.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 11:54:15 2019 No.13321911 >>13321901 Find a well reviewed restaurant near you. Sort by lowest ranking. Find a ridiculous one. Post it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 11:56:19 2019 No.13321921 >>13321846 >I am booked till 8:30 >what aboot that tabel?!? giga retard

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 12:41:47 2019 No.13322079 >>13319516 If the parking lot is from the 80s, how did they get back to write the review?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 12:46:35 2019 No.13322095 >>13322079 Time machine

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 13:01:41 2019 No.13322136 File: 11 KB, 496x129, a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this was posted a week after our downtown had its highest flood ever and every building was recovering from being at least 3 feet underwater

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 13:11:27 2019 No.13322169 >>13322136 They got a point.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 13:24:55 2019 No.13322212 >>13322136 To be fair, they should let people know they're closed

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 13:25:57 2019 No.13322216 >>13322169 >>13322212 I'm pretty sure every business downtown was posting about it on social media, it was probably the website that didn't get updated while they were dealing with the flood

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 13:29:50 2019 No.13322229 >>13322216 Maybe next time they should update their website.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 13:32:11 2019 No.13322235 >>13319466 The fuck kind of nigga name is amberly? Like wtf nigga just be amber or kimberly

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 13:34:48 2019 No.13322241 File: 156 KB, 1268x690, 5A36A122-97FB-408C-AE43-DE010DD7E4A8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Not yelp but my favorite review posted on /ck/ recently.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 13:35:20 2019 No.13322245 >>13322216 Not everyone uses social media. Update the website

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 13:41:35 2019 No.13322269 File: 602 KB, 1242x1245, D56934B9-78DD-460A-A89A-2F6D337FEABF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A place that ranks 4 stars. Everyone brings family to this place. Only has four main dishes and serves sides family style.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 13:42:55 2019 No.13322273 >>13322241 10/10 would bang Ashley P.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 14:00:14 2019 No.13322336 >>13322273 she looks way too young to have kids playing lacrosse

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 14:01:06 2019 No.13322338 >>13322336 idk man I'm pretty sure they hook em young in the east coast

Anonymous Thu Dec 5 14:08:18 2019 No.13322365

>>13322338
is this a joke?
I'm from the east coast
the youngest parent I knew was 26 with their first kid
average age I knew with their first kid was like 32
moved to the midwest last year and I don't know a single couple between 20 and 30 who don't have at LEAST 3 children

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 14:11:24 2019 No.13322376 >>13319473 Found the slumlord

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 14:12:51 2019 No.13322384 >>13319572 Have sex

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 14:15:24 2019 No.13322394 >>13321846 >why call it a reservation if you aren’t gonna keep the reservation. See you take the reservation but you don’t keep the reservation. That’s the whole point, of a reservation!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 14:16:32 2019 No.13322399 >>13321895 Ok dipshit well if you go with people and want to have a conversation sitting on a stools in a row like a fucking toddler isn’t the best option

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 14:17:34 2019 No.13322406 >>13322216 Eat shit zoomer

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 14:18:35 2019 No.13322410 >>13322241 >women

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 14:28:50 2019 No.13322448 >>13322365 was talking about lacrosse bud

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 14:35:53 2019 No.13322491 >>13322448 gotcha yeah, growing up lacrosse was significantly more popular than football but she still looks too young to be a mom

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 14:41:25 2019 No.13322520 >>13319466 You know, those shitty meme reviews actually counterbalance those 5 star "IT WAS AMAZING BEST FOOD IN THE WORLD EVER!!!" bullshit. No matter what good or bad reviews say, the median is always right.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 14:44:01 2019 No.13322526 >>13322491 she could easily be 45 now and that could be an old photo. I'm 30 and my fb photo is from when I was 24

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