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Hey anon, we're having pasta tonight!
>CCCCRRRACK

>> No.13319448
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>>13319440

>> No.13319458
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:^)

>> No.13319464

>>13319440
BAH GAWD, IT’S THE GENOA RATTLESNAKE

>> No.13319468

Why is breaking spaghetti bad, exactly?

>> No.13319474

>>13319468
It's just uncouth.

If you want a shorter pasta, there are shorter pasta. Why willingly choose a long one only to break it in half?

>> No.13319476
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>>13319468

>> No.13319481

>>13319468
autism

>> No.13319486

>>13319468
Long pasta is made to be eaten a certain way and breaking the pasta in half makes it impossible to do that. If you want short pasta, buy short pasta. This is like asking why it's bad to boil burger patties instead of grilling them.

>> No.13319501

>>13319486
>>13319474
I've never heard of half-length spaghetti.

>> No.13319507

>>13319501
Huh?
>>13319458

>> No.13319518

>>13319468
It leaves unappealing ragged ends

>> No.13319528

>>13319486
What if I want short pasta one day and long pasta the next? Since one package of pasta is too much for a single serving wouldn't it make more sense to divide it into 2 servings and snap over serving in half?

Oh wait, of course it would.

>> No.13319530

>>13319528
Or you could buy two different kinds of pasta? It's dirt cheap and lasts forever

>> No.13319532

>>13319528
If you want short pasta, get some penne or something. Wouldn't it make more sense to get pasta the size you want?

Oh wait, of course it would.

>> No.13319540

ITT: either manchildren who don't have the simple arm strength to cleanly split pasta

or autists that learn all their cooking from meme italian chefs and have never stepped into a professional kitchen themselves

It tastes and looks the same whether you break it or not

>> No.13319544

>>13319530
>>13319532

What if the long pasta is special, not like it hurts anyone to snap it in half. Only someone who gets irrationally upset at snapping pasta would have a problem with it.

>> No.13319583

>>13319486
>This is like asking why it's bad to boil burger patties instead of grilling them.
No it isn't. The analogue for boiling burger patties instead of grilling them is to grill dry noodles instead of boiling them.

If you want to make a better analogy with a hamburger it would be cutting a burger patty in half before cooking it.

>> No.13319822

>>13319540
Italians are pigmen who cling to the few things their country is known for like they are drowning. The only reason anyone even considers this at all is due to their constant sperging.

>> No.13319837
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Half-length noodles don't twirl up as neatly as full-length, making them more unruly to eat. Seems counter-intuitive, but that's how it ends up

>> No.13319864

>>13319468
>>13319440
>>13319474
>NOOOOOO
>NOT LE PASTERINO PUPPERINO!!!!

>> No.13321432

>>13319440
Twist, don't snap. It will break more uniformly and create fewer shards.

>> No.13321444

>>13321432
This guy is a pasta breaker expert, also known as the "Italian Holocauster"

>> No.13321445

>>13319440
>>13319468
>>13319528
>>13319540
>>13319822
>>13319864
GET THESE FUCKING FANOOKS OUTTA HERE

>> No.13321454
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13321454

Why do Americans only eat spaghetti? There are way better options. Pic related.

>> No.13321457

>>13321454
im American and eat rotini
we also all eat fettuccine

>> No.13321461

>>13321454
For me it's the humble Nokedli™.

>> No.13321470

I snap my pasta in half and you autismos can't stop me.

>> No.13321474

>>13321470
holy BASED, pastards seething

>> No.13321544

>>13321454
Those look too small to easily break. I would have to use a knife. Very inconvenient.

>> No.13321753

>>13321454
We don't. And you're retarded for thinking that.

>> No.13322300

yeah nah if you break your pasta you're just a retard who can't cook

>> No.13322552

>>13319540
Nope, I know in school they taught you tht there are no stupid question or habits as long as they are personal choice, but in real world there are objectively stupid things, like breaking spaghetti.

Let's say I post a webm where I boils a nice hamburger, or before I grill it I cut it in 4 piece like a pie and the I put it in the burger, how would you react?

Guess what, even the Asians don't make half udon, if two country that consumed pasta for a centuries and you start to break spaghetti you can safely assume you are the retard

You can keep doing whatever you want, but don't acts annoyed if everyone calls you a retard because you are doing a retarded thing

>> No.13322560

>>13322552
Asians fold noodles into manageable sizes before drying them. Breaking is unnecessary because they're smarter than Italians.

>> No.13322563

>>13322552
Stay furious, Guido

>> No.13322569
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13322569

Spag is garbage period

>> No.13322574
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13322574

Pasta can be good, but not spaghetti

>> No.13322577

>>13322560
This.
Besides, what retard boils an entire stockpot full of water when he's making spaghetti for 1. Just use a smaller pot and break your noodles in half.

>> No.13322581
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13322581

Fuck spaghetti

>> No.13322585

Americans do this because they are low class

>> No.13322596

>>13322569
based las

>> No.13322603

>>13322560
>>13322577
the noodles get wet and droopy and go into the pot in seconds you absolute retards

>> No.13322639

>>13322603
I bet your noodle is wet and droopy, faggot

>> No.13322647

>>13322639
it is once i'm done cumming in your mother

>> No.13322706

>>13319474
Short spaghetti costs more.

>> No.13322733

>>13322563
How can I be furious at a retard? They make me laugh, just like you.

>>13322560
You can't be this stupid, I refuse to believe it. You are on a cooking board, c'mon

>> No.13322856

>cat eater greasy gypos still seething

>> No.13322912

>>13322733
>I-I'M NOT MAD!!! AAAAAAAAAUGHHHH!!!!! I'M NOT MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!
Whatever you say, pastakike.

>> No.13322939

>>13319440
CAZZO DIO! It's a holopast

>> No.13323048

>>13322912
okay but you still break your pasta lmao

>> No.13323056
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>>13322912
I'm just telling you are a retard, I don't know why do you think I'm angry

>> No.13323099

>>13322569
lasagna is just pasta casserole, and casseroles are for lazy and uninspired homemakers

>> No.13323147

>>13319468
don't they hang pasta to dry it when it's made? isn't all of broken then?

>> No.13323405

>>13319837
While I agree with you, very rarely is eating pasta with a spoon helping done. It's technically bad manners in pizzaland. No one will ever really notice, but most places that don't have the silverware already laid out for you will bring you a fork and a spoon when you order spaghetti. Obviously no one will bat an eye if you ask for a spoon. It's kinda like how Russians use the back of a spoon to spread jam.

>> No.13323495

>>13322939
Pastacaust was right there, man.

>> No.13323511

>>13319474
So I dont need 2 kinds of pasta in my house for when I want long or short.

>> No.13323648

>>13319440
I always do this when I have my Italian friends over.

>> No.13323650

Larping Italyfags are the WORST

>> No.13324900

>>13319458
Noooooo

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>>13324900

>> No.13325818

>>13319474
I learned a new word today, thanks anon

>> No.13325835

>>13319544
well, of course, if you move the boundaries that much then it would be someone getting irrationally upset. but if the long pasta is so special, why not consume it the way it was intended to be consumed?

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>>13319440
Very
BASED
&
CAMPING
pilled

>> No.13325844

>>13319440
Italians are the most sensitive faggots in the world when it comes to cooking technique. "How dare you try to change techniques that were mastered by people who thought that the Earth was the center of the universe and that all disease states were based off a balance of the 4 humors."

>> No.13325857

>>13325844
>people who thought that the Earth was the center of the universe and that all disease states were based off a balance of the 4 humors
so literally everyone in europe

>> No.13325887

>>13325857
yeah, 500 years ago.

>> No.13325910

>>13319837
>>13323405
How are you supposed to eat noodles? I use Asian manners because it feels like the correct way but I am aware in the west it is impolite

Twirling, especially with a spoon seems very boomer

>> No.13326025

>>13319544
what if you suspect Don Corleone has put hidden cameras in your kitchen, will you risk upsetting him by breaking the pasta?

>> No.13326038

>>13323405
>It's kinda like how Russians use the back of a spoon to spread jam.
Hold up, do American really not use the back of a spoon to spread jam, butter, nutella etc on bread? What do you do?

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>>13326038
Do you guys not have a "butterknife". It's basically a flat dull ass knife that mostly just works as a spreader. Some are made with some ridges that make carving butter easier since we tend to chill our butter. I get that you could use a spoon, but it seems like enough of a PITA to warrant a better tool. Like, I could use a spoon for preserves, but fuck spreading anything harder than that with a spoon.