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What am I in for

>> No.13318096

Nice hiss

>> No.13318100

Let's put that on a tray. Nice.

>> No.13318110
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>>13318096
What do you mean by that anon?

>> No.13318145

>>13318091
I ate my cheese tortellini mre last week, fuck I should have saved it and we could have done an eat-along

>> No.13318154

>>13318110
tortellini has a good main meal but the sides suck. vanilla shake powder is good though mix the coffee into it

>> No.13318157

Coffee tastes like how smokebombs smell. Added the creamer and artificial sweetener and it’s truly indescribable now
>>13318145
Sorry anon, perhaps fate isn’t on our side

>> No.13318172

>>13318157
you are supposed to put the coffee into your lip like Dip

>> No.13318227
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Heating up the tortellini now and hoping the heater actually works. Having this kool aid in the meantime

>>13318154
Already drank the coffee but if I order another i’ll Take your advice on it
>>13318172
Feel like that would be even worse

>> No.13318454

Pudding was a bit bland at first, but I found myself liking it the more I ate. Definitely tastier than cup pudding. Tortellini is still warming up.

>> No.13318491

You in for bland mediocrity

>> No.13318507

>>13318091
The best MRE. Make sure to use the tabasco included.

>> No.13318511

>>13318507
Gonna go with this because the tortellini is very bland

>> No.13318514

>>13318091
Also, try not to breathe the fumes from the heater.

>> No.13318534

>>13318507
>>13318511
Ended up tasting better, but I had already eaten half so it was a bit too strong. I grew up in Louisiana though so it’s not biggie.
Should I chew the gum?

>> No.13320193

>>13318091
>What am I in for
Mild to moderate constipation.

>> No.13320205

>>13318091
they didn't inspect the meal for 3 years?

>> No.13320335

>>13320205
That's how MREs work

>> No.13320365

>>13320335
how do they work?

>> No.13320367

>>13318091
Chili Mac has to be the best MRE... melt the jalapeno cheese spread by putting it in the FRH makes it taste so better.

If you have any left over FRHs, put one in a empty gatoraide bottle and pour a bunch of tabasco sauce in there and close the lid if you want to have some fun.

>> No.13320387

>>13320365
>MREs designed to last at least 3 years at ideal temperature
>3 years later, government inspects the lots to see if they're still edible
>If they are, they're considered edible for 3 more years until inspection happens again

>> No.13320503

>>13320387
They send the MREs to Steve to see if its still nice.

>> No.13320527
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>>13320503
based and stevepilled

>> No.13320540

>>13318091
Veggie menus are pretty legit honestly. I would never pay to eat them though.

>> No.13320689

>>13318091
Why don't they put those in cans?

>> No.13320693

>>13318145
Fag.

>> No.13320713

I got reminded of a steve vid when walking by some canned chickenpate, decided to try it with corn crackers like in the vid. Was actually a very nice combo steve was right all along!

>> No.13321631

>>13318091
And I thought my noodles diet was terrible.

>> No.13321636

>>13318534
The gum has always been rumored to be a laxative. Not sure if it's true or not, but I would chew it just so there's a chance you will be able to shit later.

>> No.13321640

>>13320689
These pouches fit pretty neatly into your cargo pocket. Carrying a can or two around would be awful.

>> No.13321644

>>13321636
It’s just a rumor. It’s normal, shitty gum that dissolves if you chew it for more than an hour.

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>>13320527

>> No.13321796

>>13318091
I got jalapeno patty, might eat it today too

>> No.13321812
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>TFW you learn that Steve is Joel Kinnaman's brother

>> No.13321822

>>13321812
But they have different last names.

>> No.13321910

>>13321822
different fathers same mother is possible anon

>> No.13321933

>>13321812
proofs?

>> No.13321981

>>13318091
N I C E
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>> No.13322218

>>13318154
This. Its an ok mre. Not bad but nothing exciting. Chili wih beens, barbecue beef and chicken pesto were always my favorite.

>> No.13322257

>>13318091
>What am I in for
Constipation.

>> No.13322665

>>13318091
Dad was in Army and tested MRE's so when I eat one its nostalgia. Hopefully you got cheese spread and not evil peanut butter

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>> No.13322717

>>13322665
Smart

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>>13318100