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13303419 No.13303419 [Reply] [Original]

>Hard Seltzer
>Is actually a liquid

>> No.13303586

>op
>is actually a faggot

>> No.13303882
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13303882

>hamburger
>is actually beef

>> No.13303892

>french toast
>i'm actually poverty in north america dousing my egg toast in high fructose corn syrup goo

>> No.13303908

>>13303419
>paying 3x as much for this
>not just buying Canada Dry, Buble, or Klarbon then putting gin in it
women were a mistake

>> No.13303929

>pop tarts
>they're sweet and not carbonated

>> No.13303953

>>13303908

once you pour the seltzar, it loses half its bubbliness. the only way to get maximum cold bubbles with your vodka, is to carbonate them together and seal the can.

>> No.13303959

>>13303419
>original poster
>completely unoriginal

>> No.13303961

>>13303953
You drink a sip and pour the gin in the top :^)
Goddamn amateurs, I swear...

>> No.13303991

>>13303586
Fpbp

>> No.13304019

You are an easily amused lot aren't you.

>> No.13304076

hard as in difficult, which is where the term "Soda Jerk" comes from

>> No.13304080

>>13303961
ebic alcoholic genius hehehehe wooooooooow

>> No.13304087

Its a traditional drink of the indigenous Antarctic people, and it is meant to be consumed well below 32F

>> No.13304088

>>13304087
Alcohol doesn't freeze, brainzo

>> No.13304107

>>13304088
exactly brainlet, which is why you can drink it well below 32F.

>> No.13304800

>>13304080
u were doing the same thing

>> No.13304805

>>13303908
I was way too amused when I learned Natty Light has a hard seltzer now. Then again, considering how much I hate soft seltzer drinks I have a hard time imagining how the folks behind Natty Light could make it worse.

>> No.13304825

>>13303961
Im gonna fuck your ass.