al/ck/ohol

[Anonymous No.13294037]

Got pic related, how should I drink it? Thinking with ice and some lemon soda water.

[Anonymous No.13294041]

>>13294037
chill the bottle in the freezer, eat dill pickles and pickled beets for a chaser

[Anonymous No.13294051]

>>13294041
> based pickle poster

[Anonymous No.13294053]

drink it out of the bottle, room temperature

[Anonymous No.13294183]

Who 40yrs old and the hangovers just ruin you the next day here?

[Anonymous No.13294234]

>>13294183
28, if I get pretty drunk, my next 2 days are a depressive mess.

[Anonymous No.13294262]

>he bought vodka for more than $10 per 1.75 L

[Anonymous No.13294276]

Put it in the freezer and drink it neat.

[Anonymous No.13294282]

>>13294037
I'd usually go with lemon juice, water and some kind of flavor powder mix for something fruity and sour. Lemon juice masks booze amazingly well, but you have to like sour flavors for this to work well.

[Anonymous No.13294283]

>>13294053
This poster is based and correct. Stoli is a fine Russian vodka best enjoyed straight. Also, try the Stoli Blakberi.

[Anonymous No.13294286]

>>13294183
34. I’m usually back up to speed by noon the next day but my shits aren’t solid for again for 3 days.

[Anonymous No.13294325]

>>13294037
I have move vodka mixed with hard cider and orange cordial.

[Anonymous No.13294771]

>>13294053
based alchie; this is the only correct answer

[Anonymous No.13294782]

>>13294283
>fine Russian vodka
>best enjoyed straight
Freeze in hell ruskie, all vodka is best enjoyed with some kind of juice to cover up all of the vodka flavor. It's the simplest spirit you can make with no nuance to it, it's literally fuel to get you as drunk as possible to help you forget your terrible life in the frozen shit hole that is Russia. And drink Titos you fag

[Anonymous No.13295633]

>>13294782
Imagine being such a weak faggot you can't even drink vodka straight. Man the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.13296231]

I usually enjoy vodka as cold shots, in some kind of clear soda (club soda, Sprite, Lacroix etc) or in Gatorade on rare occasion, as it helps to stave off hangovers.

[Anonymous No.13296328]

>>13295633
Imagine being so insecure you have to use alcohol as a substitute for manliness.
Stoli is literal shit tier vodka. It tastes like rubbing alcohol and it burns like a bitch. Throw it in the trash and get vodka that actually tastes decent. My favourite is ciroc. It tastes better and different compared to other vodka because it is made from grape. The taste is pretty unique.
It is still vodka though so stick it in the freezer and drink it ice cold.

[Anonymous No.13296339]

>>13296328
I repeat, imagine being such a pussy you can't stomach vodka unless it's mixed in with some sugary sweet bullshit. And Stoli is good vodka.

[Anonymous No.13296353]

>>13294183
>>13294234
can confirm 28-32 is when you start getting very bad hangovers. always drink with lots of food, and take breaks in between 2 drinks. there's really no benefit to getting blackout drunk or having more than 6 drinks unless you're also mixing with red bull to stay up and fuck barskanks.

[Anonymous No.13296357]

Oh sweet, al/ck/ threads are back??

[Anonymous No.13296381]

>>13296339
I'm not even the one suggested mixing it. But I wouldn't give a flying one what others choose to do with their drinks. Putting labels on people based on their choice of beverage means you are a moron and probably suck dicks as a hobby. Also the reason why you'd think stoli is good vodka.

[Anonymous No.13296382]

>>13294041
Pickled green beans are based

[Anonymous No.13296388]

>>13296381
>He says as he labels me a moron for daring suggest that vodka isn't really that difficult to drink straight

[Anonymous No.13296420]

Today I happened to be close to the liquor depot that carries Russian Standard, so I went to pick that up for the first time in a year.
Of course, I forgot my license.
Guess I'm sober tonight.

[Anonymous No.13296584]

>>13296388
>reading comprehension
I called you a moron because you think high proof alcohol is going to compensate for your insecurities. And for having the taste bud of a college frat boy.
Drink it however you want. Shit tier poison water is not gonna turn you into James Bond.

[Anonymous No.13296624]

>>13294037
>mixing spirits

[Anonymous No.13296632]

>>13296584
>muh poison
fuck off faggot

[Anonymous No.13296657]

>>13296632
Oh shit you really showed me.
Keep doing your thing girly man. Drink up. One less moron in the world is always a good thing.

[Anonymous No.13296664]

>>13296657
this place is more your style
https://www.reddit.com/r/drunk/

[Anonymous No.13296733]

>>13296584
Wow, projecting much?

[Anonymous No.13296741]

>>13295633
I puke when I drink straight vodka desu

[Anonymous No.13296742]

Vodka is a mixing spirit. It is the best spirit for mixing and the worst spirit for drinking neat. Only a fucking idiot would drink vodka neat.

[Anonymous No.13296749]

>>13296742
>its a mixing spirit because i have a toddler pallet

[Anonymous No.13296755]

>>13296749
Yes, picking up on vodka's subtle ethanol and water notes requires an exceptional palate.

[Anonymous No.13296766]

>>13296742
>Vodka is a mixing spirit
Is that why it's usually enjoyed neat in its country of origin? Huh? You fucking retard?

[Anonymous No.13296771]

>>13296766
>Is that why it's usually enjoyed neat in its country of origin?
No, that would be because of poverty. They don't have anything better to drink neat.

[Anonymous No.13296777]

>>13296766
>>13296742
>arguing about whats more "manly" to drink
faggots, a real alcoholic would drink anything containing ethanol

[Anonymous No.13296778]

kimchi or pickle juice

[Anonymous No.13296783]

>>13296353
I'm 30 and I don't really get physical hangovers as much as I get depressed and regretful.

[Anonymous No.13296787]

i missed the al/ck/ threads. i woild browse them during my lunch breaks

[Anonymous No.13296879]

How much beer head is too much? I always pour over the side so it's minimal, and guy called me a faggot.

[Anonymous No.13296894]

>>13296879
A little bit is nice. Usually the last bit I pour in vertically to get a little bit. Also that guy is a brainlet for giving you shit for pouring a beer.

[Anonymous No.13296930]

>>13296783
Feeling down is supposed to have something to do with inflammation in the gut. It's really just something for me to think about when I'm drunk and sad. Shitting liquid and blood isn't helping either. I'd really recommend getting into something else before it goes too long. I'm pretty sure I've done permanent damage at this point.

[Anonymous No.13296950]

>>13294037
What should I drink tonight? I've got a bottle of cheap scotch, gin and stuff for martinis as well as stuff for whatever the scotch equivalent of a Manhattan is. I'm also considering buying some sake but I dont know if thats quite strong enough to mask my massive finals stress.

[Anonymous No.13296973]

>>13296879
A finger or two is fine

[Anonymous No.13296976]

bought some Hennessy white
what am I in for?

[Anonymous No.13296981]

>>13296420
I never really understand how people don't have their license. I'm assuming you had your wallet? Why take it out unless you forgot it at a bar or something?

[Anonymous No.13296990]

drinking Laphroaig 10. R8 my comfy

[Anonymous No.13296994]

>>13296584
It's not an uncommon practice to drink spirits straight. Stop being a bitch.

[Anonymous No.13297020]

>>13296930
I've largely stopped drinking liquor because I'm worried about long-term effects, plus it made my blood pressure high. I work with old people and the ones in the best shape have consistently taken care of themselves all their lives. Sure, sometimes they get dealt a rough hand but you can tell who the ones are that ate like shit and drank frequently.

[Anonymous No.13297037]

>>13294782
Tito's is fucking garbage

[Anonymous No.13297050]

>>13296990
TV is a bit small for that distance ngl

[Anonymous No.13297142]

I cut down on drinking so now I "only" drink 3 times a week instead of every day, but I am drinking way more in a single sitting, I think I might be even drinking more in total, atleast that's how it looks on my bank account.

/blogpost

[Anonymous No.13297325]

>>13297142
stop drinking so much you alcoholic.

[Anonymous No.13297346]

>>13297142

Do they oil aldehydes come out of your skin when you stop drinking? I spend two days in the shower washing off ethyl acetate, isopropanol and god knows what fusel alcohols.

It's a hard row to hoe.

[Anonymous No.13297349]

dumping old al/ck/ pics

[Anonymous No.13297358]

ptsd anon

[Anonymous No.13297369]

[Anonymous No.13297379]

[Anonymous No.13297396]

>>13297346
Huh? No, never heard of this.

>>13297369
Did he die? Every day I wake up and look in the mirror I am afraid I might have turned yellow.

[Anonymous No.13297398]

help how do i manage a bar

[Anonymous No.13297401]

>>13297142
what's your spending habit?
>$12 a day

[Anonymous No.13297435]

>its carpet

[Anonymous No.13297441]

[Anonymous No.13297628]

>>13297369
what causes this and are there any detriments to health?

[Anonymous No.13297654]

>>13297020
I eat pretty well. Take B supplements. I'm mindful of this stuff as I get older. I know guys in their 60s with much better LFTs than I'm getting. And they drank their whole lives. I don't think I'm going to be there like they will.

[Anonymous No.13297686]

>>13297628
liver failure. you will die

[Anonymous No.13297687]

>be me
>2 days ago
>get hammered being alone on Thanksgiving
>get so drunk I throw my Glencairns at the wall for some reason
Now I have to order more

[Anonymous No.13297699]

>>13294183
tfw my lexapro keeps me from getting hangovers

[Anonymous No.13297704]

>>13297628
Jaundice happens when your liver shuts down, can be reverted if the person ceases drinking or not and the person days in a couple of days even if they stop drinking. The yellow stuff is literally what makes your shit brown.

[Anonymous No.13297705]

>>13297628
jaundice

[Anonymous No.13297709]

>>13297704
*and the person dies in a couple of days

[Anonymous No.13297716]

>>13297020
I have primary sclerosing cholangitis so my liver is already has a time limit so i need a transplant some time eitherway

[Anonymous No.13297719]

>>13296584
>taste bud of a college frat boy
i think >>>/lgbt/ is a better fit for you nancy boy

[Anonymous No.13297722]

>>13297709
>>13297704
worked as vet tech for years can say Jaundice is not something to fuck around with thats at late levels. just keep an eye for some blood work markers

[Anonymous No.13297724]

>>13296990
my nigga puttin up dat tinsel

[Anonymous No.13297728]

>>13297686
On a positive note you can drink one beer and get shitfaced and never get sober anymore because your body can't filter the alcohol out of it's system.

[Anonymous No.13297736]

[Anonymous No.13297740]

>>13297369
>>13297736
did he recover?

[Anonymous No.13297741]

[Anonymous No.13297748]

>>13294037
Help me al/ck/ bros....hosting a Christmas party in a couple weeks and need a good brandy. we usually drink
>Hennesy
>Remi Martin
I know these are normie-tier. Anything good and easily acquirable in the states I should look into?

[Anonymous No.13297753]

>>13297740
the images posted are actually simpsonbro who died. nobody knows if smirnoffbro died

[Anonymous No.13297820]

Wheres the silhouette? Fake and gay

[Anonymous No.13297828]

>>13294037
Stoli and Bolli, darling, Stoli and Bolli.

[Anonymous No.13297845]

Make bloody marys (just buy a mixer) or screwdrivers (orange juice + vodka)

[Anonymous No.13297855]

>>13297748
copper and kings is my favorite sub $50 bottle

[Anonymous No.13297865]

>>13295633
But vodka is for ladies and pathetic drunks

[Anonymous No.13297878]

>>13297865
where do you think we are?

[Anonymous No.13297887]

>>13297865

I resemble that remark and I'm entirely offended!

[Anonymous No.13297940]

>>13297728
that sounds awesome

[Anonymous No.13297946]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEvQOPUHGH8

[Anonymous No.13298210]

This shit tastes like toothpaste, what's a quality liqueur?

[Anonymous No.13298250]

>>13294183
I don't get the mental sluggishness and retarded feeling of hangovers, but I do get that stomach sickness. You know, the kind that makes even your most favorite meals repulsive and hard to stomach, those kinds of hangovers.

I would much rather have a headache hangover than a stomach hangover.

[Anonymous No.13298265]

>>13298210
chartreuse

[Anonymous No.13298324]

>>13297699
really? I would have expected the opposite.

[Anonymous No.13298364]

>>13294183
I stopped drinking in my 30s because of the hangovers.

[Anonymous No.13298591]

>>13296357
I hope so. I missed them so much.

[Anonymous No.13299022]

>>13296328
>It tastes better and different compared to other vodka because it is made from grape.

>Vodka
>made from grape

You should probably sober up before posting again.

[Anonymous No.13299032]

How long does whiskey actually last after opening?

[Anonymous No.13299055]

>>13299032
It doesn’t spoil, if that’s what you want to know.

[Anonymous No.13299079]

Alright al/ck/s, I've got vodka, lemon juice, simple syrup, jager, triple sec and seltzer (also whatever is in my pantry/fridge). What do I make?

[Anonymous No.13299106]

>>13299055
How long before taste goes to shit?

[Anonymous No.13299114]

>>13299106
If you're drinking whiskey, then I'm sure you're used to drinking shit.

[Anonymous No.13299145]

does alchohol give you hemorrhoids? my asshole has been extremely itchy lately i drink a bottle of whisky a night for the past month

[Anonymous No.13299170]

>>13299032
>>13299106
Depending on the brand, you probably won't notice a difference, even after a couple months. It doesn't actually age after it's in the bottle, and it won't spoil as long as it's tightly sealed. If you're keeping it in a decanter or the bottle's more than two thirds air, you might begin to notice a difference after awhile. The high alcohol content means that oxidation doesn't really do much for the taste, and it'll take a long time to noticeably evaporate.
Also I usually prefer to be safe than sorry and will down a fifth the same day I buy it.

>>13299145
Not directly, but it does inflame the intestines, including the colon. It also negatively affects gut flora, but there's still a lot more that needs to be studied on that part.

[Anonymous No.13299189]

>>13299022
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vodka
Vodka may be distilled from any starch- or sugar-rich plant matter; most vodka today is produced from grains such as sorghum, corn, rye or wheat. Among grain vodkas, rye and wheat vodkas are generally considered superior. Some vodkas are made from potatoes, molasses, soybeans, grapes, rice, sugar beets and sometimes even byproducts of oil refining[30] or wood pulp processing.
I heard it can be made from your mum's water juice too.

[Anonymous No.13299297]

>>13299114
t. plebeian

[Anonymous No.13299312]

>>13299297
>being a kettle

[Anonymous No.13299383]

>>13299312
>Being a Kettel One, the most premium of vodkas
Don't mind if I do.

[Anonymous No.13299478]

>>13296778
Based

[Anonymous No.13299496]

>>13299383
>paying $30+ for gas station ethanol

[Anonymous No.13299505]

>>13299496
It is $15 where I live

[Anonymous No.13299508]

>>13299505
your government dosen't care about you

[Anonymous No.13299530]

>>13299508
I live in Commiefornia, and you are right.

[Anonymous No.13299534]

>>13299505
Oh, then go for it, I guess,

[Anonymous No.13299720]

my haul from the last two weeks :)

[Anonymous No.13299821]

>>13299720
What in the name of god was going through your head when you decided to take this picture? How cool it would be to share it with your "friends" on 4chan? Some kind of trophy to show off how successful and fulfilling your life is? What is it? I'm genuinely curious.

[Anonymous No.13299832]

>>13299821
It's probably because people do stupid shit when they are drunk.

[Anonymous No.13300394]

>>13299821
All the kids at his school think drinking is super cool

[Anonymous No.13300424]

>>13294262
>>13296420
>>13296632
>>13297142
>>13297687
>>13299145
>>13299720
>2019
>falling for the alcohol jew

Imagine being this weak-willed and idiotic. Enjoy your liver failure at 40. Faggots

[Anonymous No.13300429]

>>13300424
Oh bro that is some good weed. Lete me tell youou, that weed is some good sh5#$%$t. That weed gets me high a gosyh darn heckerinio. WOW THAT WEED IS SO GOOD. High quality leaf right there duderino, anmd you nokow i be burnin it! WOW IM HIGH

[Anonymous No.13300434]

>>13300429
I don't smoke weed either.

[Anonymous No.13300444]

>>13294037
pour that trash down the fuckin' drain

[Anonymous No.13300449]

>>13300434
You win this time frog!

[Anonymous No.13300476]

>>13300449
Alckie btfo.....BTFO

[Anonymous No.13300629]

>>13294183
29, overestimated myself and felt like shit the whole of next day. Never again.

[Anonymous No.13301048]

>>13296632
RIP in peace Smirnoffbro ;_; I hope that against all odds you made it out alive

[Anonymous No.13301060]

>>13297369
that's not Smirnoffbro. That's the dude who turned yellow. Smirnoffbro had a beard and hair.

>t. was a regular in the /alck/ threads years ago

[Anonymous No.13301063]

>>13299720
I bet your skin feels disgusting

[Anonymous No.13301578]

is being a weekend alcohol really that bad?

[Anonymous No.13301604]

>>13299720
It's nice that you collect empty bottles from the neighborhood to recycle them ;)

[Anonymous No.13301784]

>>13301578
As long as you don't become a weekday alcohol, friend.

[Anonymous No.13301795]

>>13294183
30,and its really catching up to me.

[Anonymous No.13301804]

>>13297346
>ethyl acetate
explain. now.

[Anonymous No.13301808]

>>13300424
>>13300424
Alcohol is literally the most redpilled drink. It takes years to build up any kind of pallet to truly appreciate a good drink,Its a traditional drink and almost all nations have a traditional spirit or ale and it gets you productive ive done more drunk then I could possible accomplish sober every time I need to mow the lawn or plow the drive way I have a beer and that makes it 100k easier to get off my ass and do it. Also the amount of liquor it takes to cause any sort of long term cirrhosis is staggering. unless your drinking more then about 8 5.4% 12 oz beers a day the average liver can handle it find. I actually see a hepatologist on the regular because I have an unrelated disorder(PSC) and ive had this talk with him literally Acetaminophen and Tylenol are worse for your liver.

[Anonymous No.13301832]

>>13294037
What are you guy's bottle dumping strategies? Fill up a cardboard box and dump at night time in a random dumpster around town?

[Anonymous No.13301839]

I'm trying to ship some whiskey to a friend in Texas, but it seems like Texas is pretty fucking gay about all of that. Any of you know a workaround?

[Anonymous No.13301841]

>>13301839
Shoot, by ship I mean buy it from an online retailer and have them mail it to him.

[Anonymous No.13301846]

>>13297855
thanks anon, will give it a look