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Sup /ck/? I smoked some marijuana and decided to make a batch of Oatmeal Cranberry Walnut cookies. What sort of food adventure are you on tonight?

>> No.13293415
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>>13293403
dude
weed

>> No.13293452

>>13293415
This desu
OP should grow up

>> No.13293466

>>13293452
>>13293415
seething

>> No.13293478

>>13293466
maybe you could have sex if you weren't posting about smoking drugs alone on friday night, incel

>> No.13293622

>>13293403
Woah, this guy is doing drugs! Burn that leaf bro! Smonk that doink! Bro I can tell from here, I know even from here thats some quaility leaf.... oh bro that weed is good. Wow, that is some good weed. Got me flyin. Bro im so high from all the weed i smoked, im going to eat something now. Haha the weed made me make a funny food item! Wow i lovr weed

>> No.13293628

>>13293403
Either pick up some real drugs or kill yourself, stonerchild.

>> No.13293634

>>13293628
Meth, I'm on it.

>> No.13293646
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>>13293478
I’ve had sex, thank you very much.

>> No.13293656

>>13293403
I'm eating leftover turkey while watching golden kamuy.

>> No.13293678

>>13293403
imagine being so insecure that you need to mention the weed

>> No.13293711

>>13293403
DUUUDE like I'm SO HIGH off this WEED LMAO and now I'm hungry so I'm gonna BAKE some desserts whiled I'm BAKED off this WEED brah lmao

>> No.13294192

>>13293403
>Oatmeal Cranberry Walnut
>oatmeal
>cranberry
>walnut
cookies. how about sticking the cookie inside a cranberry and then topping it with walnut

>> No.13294195
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>>13293415
even Ja/ck/ is smoking nowadays

>> No.13294209

>>13293403
Get a Hobart you fucking low t casual

>> No.13294215

LMFAO IMAGINE BEING SUCH A BITTER FLYOVER THAT YOU HAVE TO BE MAD THAT SOMEONE ENJOYS A RECREATIONAL EXPERIENCE AND IS ACTUALLY BAKING SOMETHING LMFAO

>> No.13294218

broooo lemme just get tingly and hazey and have rambling incoherent thoughts and cause permanent brain damange to myself while my spirit dwindles away

>> No.13294219

Got my mom to buy me a $3 bottle of 12% wine and I'm drinking the whole thing out of a gas station soda cup

>> No.13294223

>>13294215
t.schizo

>> No.13294228

Wow, didn't realize /ck/ was populated entirely of 15 year olds. Adults smoke week you stupid faggots. Have fun with your alcoholism.

>> No.13294230

>>13294219
A true connoisseur; also I am genuinely saddened by the killjoy anons in this thread. Op I had some delicious oysters and a poke bowl at an Asian hot pot spot with my dad. Was wholesome

>> No.13294233

>>13294218
Imagine being so stupid that your thoughts after consuming cannabis are rambling and incoherent instead of being studded with genuine inspiration that allows you to creatively add richness and texture in your artistic endeavors, relationships and sensual experiences

>> No.13294272

>>13293403
You should have left the cookies alone and put yourself in the oven.

>> No.13294274

>>13294233
You fucking dumbass. Of course a drug that causes euphoria would make you believe your average everyday thoughts were some genius, artsy, mystical message from God.

>> No.13294277

>>13294228
Wrong. Adults do not ever intoxicate themselves. Grown children do drugs

>> No.13294280

>>13294215
A flyover was the first state to legalize it you retard.

>> No.13294293

>>13294233
i can tell you're not from the hood lol

>> No.13294300

>>13294274
*huge bong rip*
*coughs up a lung*
>"dude, bad things literally happen and science is in space, not god. god doesn't real maaaan"

>> No.13294310

>>13293403
How is that "solid state"?
It has a moving part?

>> No.13294324

>>13294293
Thanks?
>>13294274
You can use confirmation bias to your benefit if you're 130+ iq

>> No.13294334

>>13294324
shut up fag

>> No.13294351

>>13294334
I humbly accept your resignation. Cheers to your life, my fellow anon.

On topic, op I'd like to see how the cookies turn out. Sounds delish

>> No.13295636

>>13294324
Ok retard enjoy eroding your IQ day by day just to feel good for a few hours.

>> No.13295739

>>13295636
lmao is this how people really think life works? do you really think that reading don quijote stoned in Spanish side by side with an English translation, or listening to Mozart's 39-41 symphonies in a row following along with the score, or taking a vigorous hike on an edible "erodes" iq? being sedentary and not expanding your experiences weakens your mind.

>> No.13296146

>>13295739
Sure, if you disregard the clinical trials showing the negative effect smoking pot has on your IQ, memory, and general cognitive functions. And good luck actually retaining what you read / listen to stoned.

>> No.13296702

>>13296146
Lmfao clinical trials, I'm sorry mate I'm gonna have to take a breather, it's very strange of repressed puritans to try to tell other people how their own mind works. I will grant you that it is quite possible that an excessive, acute dose of cannabis could cause an iq test disruption but honestly mate iq tests are pattern recognition tests highly dependent on speed. There are different times to accentuate different parts of your abilities. I'm genuinely sorry that I abuse drugs and am still quite possibly light years ahead of you in development, but we're all gonna make it

Also pls link these extremely well conducted trials

>> No.13296716

>>13296146
>clinical trials
you mean the ones payed for by the government who hates weed?

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>>13293403
>mfw there are stoner loser loneranons posting while I shitpost from my Christmas-decorated living room couch in my pj's with my daughter and visiting mother

>> No.13296801

>>13296146
>g-guys, just watch ""Reefer Madness" and listen to Nancy Reagan's D.A.R.E officers

>> No.13296811

>>13296735
>imagine bragging about being this boring and caring for your illegitimate daughter

>> No.13296822

>>13296811
Yo I'm gonna do a takeback on the illegitimate part - jokes aside - in all seriousness, it's a cool thing to take care of kid that isn't yours, honorable type of sacrifice

>> No.13296840

>>13296822
Fuck off nigger

>> No.13296845

>>13296811
>>13296822
>projecting this much
>getting butthurt over basic family life
lol do stoners really

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>I smoked some marijuana and decided to make a batch of Oatmeal Cranberry Walnut cookies

>> No.13296944

Wow this board really gets upset about weed lol. The cookies look good, hope they turn out well OP

>> No.13296956

>>13296840
I'm white and being genuine >>13296845
Honestly I'm just sort of jealous, my mom died around Christmas 2017 and you were mean for little reason. This is 4chan but an anon can only take so much antagonizing before he makes a joke in retaliation

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>>13296944
>REEEE WEED
>REEEE ALCOHOL
>REEEE HOTSAUCE
It's well known autistic people can't handle sensory overloads

>> No.13297025

>>13297014
>trannime
dilate yourself back to >>>/lgbt/

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>>13297025
Found the autist, forget you're on an website champ?

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>>13297029