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My Hungarian grandmother just made this for me. She’s blind and breathes through a hole in her throat. How did she do?

>> No.13290613

>>13290609
nice slop o shit

>> No.13290616

>>13290609
you can post pictures of your food without trying to come up with a zany backstory that might get you posted on reddit

>> No.13290632

>>13290609
I miss my Hungarian grandmother she dead.

looks like it tastes rich

>> No.13290704

>>13290609
>unchopped carrot
Why?

>> No.13291738

>>13290609
Looks like a proper home-cooked meal

>> No.13291784

>>13290609
10/10 she got it in a bowl and not all over the counter, though I'll have to deduct two points out of paranoia she may have touched the food after diddling her throathole.

>> No.13291791

>>13290609
Is that supposed to be goulash my man

>> No.13291807

WW2 meal/10
At least add some herbs.

>> No.13291814

>>13290609
Hungarians are truly turkish subhumans who don't know shit about a decent cuisine

>> No.13291830

>>13291814
t. romanian/slovak cultureless gypsy

>> No.13291838

>>13290704
she's blind and didn't want to chop off any fingers

>> No.13292252

>>13291814
Hungarian cuisine was ruined by communism.

>> No.13292453

>>13290609
pretty good
you're a good boy for letting her still feed you

>> No.13292507

>>13291830
lol what an obsessed faggot, I bet he is not romanian nor slovak

>> No.13292566

>>13290609
Probably tasty, but tbqh the liquid looks like something that would have been
expelled through the hole in her throat and collected in a colostomy bag.

>> No.13292578

>>13290609
Put a cork in her hole. She had her time.

>> No.13292943

>>13292507
t. Andrei

>> No.13292982

>>13290609
Why are you letting a blind person cook for you? For fuck's sake OP, get a fucking grip. Sit your gran down and ask her the recipe, then cook it yourself you lazy, selfish cunt.

>> No.13292997
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13292997

>>13290609
ask her to fix you some chicken paprikash

>> No.13293025
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13293025

Sometimes I come sneaking up behimd her and grab her saggy tits.
.. she laughs
:good times

>> No.13293031

>>13293025
based gilfcest lover

>> No.13293032

>>13291838
But she's fine with using a stove?

>> No.13293034
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>>13290609
>>13292997
Why does Hungarian food always look like something Cardassian guards would serve in a Bajoran labor camp?

>> No.13293037

>>13293025
Have to admit I chuckled.

>> No.13293041

>>13293034
Where do i sign up for that labor camp my nigger?

>> No.13293981

>>13290609
I bet she fucked her throat hole with that carrot and uploaded it to a fetish porn site

>> No.13294545

looks like actual goulash desu. good work

>> No.13294797

op i want to believe

>> No.13294822
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13294822

>>13293025
based granny lover

>> No.13294825
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>>13294822
What in the hell?

>> No.13294831

>>13291791
Goulash isn't a soup, friend.

>> No.13294928

>>13293034
because it is hard to make meat cooked in soup look apetising

no matter what it just ends up looking like a carcass in water

>> No.13295104

Tell her to work on her presentation

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>>13293041
Book a vacation to Urumqi and go around handing out Korans translated into Uighur. Should land you a pretty similar experience.

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>>13291830
Not a Romanian. But can you really blame them after what the Hungarians did to Vlad Tepes?

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>>13294822
What the fuck

>> No.13295937

>>13294822
is there a screen shot or anything behind this?

>> No.13296011

>>13294822
Did you eat her?

>> No.13296019

>>13290609
will the hole accommodate a feminine benis?

>> No.13296209

>>13290609
It's doesn't matter if it's good or bad. You thank your grandma and go back for seconds

>> No.13296237

>>13295937
If I remember correctly, it was posted by some Russian anon who lived with his family in extreme poverty. That's his grandma and his mom was trying to force him to join the army

>> No.13296745

>>13295903
Oh nononono not the impalerino....

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>>13296745
>Captures the Impaler trying to prevent the Turks from invading both Romania and Hungary
>Turks invade
>"Oh noooo, how could this have happened, noooo help me Bohemia AIEEEEEEEEE"
>Jobs to the Hussite King

>> No.13297320

>>13291814
>Turks
>not knowing shit about decent cuisine
Cope

>> No.13297488

>>13290609
Outside of the fact that the carrots are bigger than I'd prefer it looks breddy gud. I'd probably enjoy it.

>> No.13297496

>>13290609
We all breath through a hole in our throat

>> No.13297713

That's cool that your grandmother is still making home cooked meals for you anon, it must be hard for her. You should feel lucky.

>> No.13297882

i hate that my dumb aunt turned my senile grandparents into catfags
it's too unsanitary to eat my grandma's food anymore