Quirky lol so random food retardation

[Anonymous No.13290465]

You ever meet one of those people that are like
>you need to try chicken nuggets and pickles with peanut butter, chocolate drizzle and hot sauce
>its sooooo good
Fuck you no it isn't.
>applesauce and french fries!
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.13290471]

>you need to put olive oil and salt in the water when boiling pasta
>S-so it won't stick bro

[Anonymous No.13290479]

>>13290471
Oil prevents the water from boiling over, so it helps if you have a small pot or are boiling too much water.

[Anonymous No.13290481]

>Don't rinse the pasta. All the starch is gonna run out.

[Anonymous No.13290482]

>If you add oil to cooked pasta, the sauce will slip and slide.

[Anonymous No.13290483]

Fries and mayo. Belgians can fuck right off with that shit.

[Anonymous No.13290484]

>>13290465
Some people have that craving for sweet and savoury, man.

I'm never going to understand using glazed donuts for burger buns or bacon-sweet anything, or even older traditions like applesauce and pork or cranberry sauce and turkey.

Sweet and savoury just don't mix for me, but it's got a history.

[Anonymous No.13290491]

>>13290479
It just means you have to buy a bigger pot or stop being retarded.

[Anonymous No.13290495]

>>13290491
>buy a bigger pot
It's advice for poor people

[Anonymous No.13290498]

>>13290495
>imagine thinking poors are people

[Anonymous No.13290500]

>>13290479
If you've got a pot for one, you're probably babysitting it anyway since you're obviously doing nothing else worthwhile with your time.

[Anonymous No.13290501]

>>13290495
And using oil everytime you cook pasta is the smart spending choice? Ok then, faggot.

[Anonymous No.13290505]

>>13290483
fuck you and fuck everything you stand for, seriously just eat shit and consider the many many failures in your life which have led you to hold such retarded and objectively wrong beliefs

[Anonymous No.13290509]

>>13290500
>>13290491
None of that contradicts the fact that oil prevents water from boiling over.

Have a nice day.

[Anonymous No.13290517]

>>13290505
Fuck you too, faggot.

[Anonymous No.13290521]

>>13290483
I have a salad recipe made from french fries and mayo

t. not American

[Anonymous No.13290536]

>am very slow
>Regularly get stopped because people think I'm stoned
>I'm just always tired and slow
>I try my best
>every so often have a "I wonder how this tastes" moment
>Most distinct one was putting Sriracha sauce in orange wedges
>Made it taste spicier for some reason
>Asked my friend to try it, insisting it wasn't that bad
>He refused
>Ask other friend
>They try it
>"What the fuck that's actually good?"
I still have moments like this and if it wasn't for this I'd probably be treated less like a druggie and more like a normal stoner

[Anonymous No.13290541]

>>13290505

[Anonymous No.13290543]

Garlic sausage and chocolate pudding works. The savory and sweet kind of cut through each other and find a happy medium.

[Anonymous No.13290555]

>>13290536
You're just a nigger.

[Anonymous No.13290556]

>>13290555
I'm white if it helps my case

[Anonymous No.13290562]

>>13290483
Mix a good amount of curry powder into the mayonnaise, like more curry powder than you think is necessary, then dip in fries. I only have it every so often because while it is absolutely delicious, I feel like a disgusting amerilard while eating it.

[Anonymous No.13290564]

>>13290536
>>I try my best
Based

[Anonymous No.13290565]

>>13290541
>YEE HAW KEEMOSABE I ONLY DIP MY FREEDOM FRIES IN KETCHUP, THE MOST PROUDLY AMERICAN OF CONDIMENTS! THE RED REMINDS ME OF THE RED WHITE AND BLUE OF THE FLAG OF THE GREATEST LAND ON EARTH! WHEN I'M DONE EATING I LIKE TO GO OUTSIDE AND FIRE MY GUNS WILDLY INTO THE AIR! FREEDOM ISN'T FREE BUT KETCHUP IS IF YOU FLIRT WITH THE WAITRESS A LITTLE!
fuck you

[Anonymous No.13290572]

>>13290556
You're a white nigger then. Good to know.

[Anonymous No.13290579]

>>13290572
If it make you feel better I won't be passing me genes along the gene pool

[Anonymous No.13290600]

>>13290579
Don't beat yourself up, no one in this thread is passing their genes along.

[Anonymous No.13290605]

>>13290484
I had a room mate that would combine Frozen Jimmy dean sausage biscuits and oreos.

[Anonymous No.13290655]

>>13290536
I felt this on a cosmic level
>am also very slow
>take my time enjoying things
>am the quiet guy at gatherings/parties
>don't mind spending long periods of time alone
>people barely text me because they know it takes me days to reply
>am fine if it takes me 2hrs to cook dinner
>can sit through a 4hr movie no problem
>enjoy wearing comfy sweaters and fall clothes

I am a druggie though, nothing better than wearing a huge crew neck sweater and sweatpants and laying around the house strung out on benzos watching comfy anime or cooking shows. My gf doesn't know I'm strung out though she just thinks I have diabetes or some shit.

Comfy boys gather round the fire with your friends and do ridiculous amounts of drugs this holiday season <3
Also I like very cheap Chinese takeaway since this has to be a food related post.

[Anonymous No.13290656]

>>13290481
This is true though you mong. You use that water to make good sauces for your pasta

[Anonymous No.13290690]

>>13290509
Ayo check out this nigga you never used a wooden spoon

[Anonymous No.13290694]

>>13290656
There is difference between keeping the cook water and rinsing the pasta, you mong. Can you even fucking read?

[Anonymous No.13290713]

>>13290655
Being strung out on benzos, lounging around the house is pretty druggie. Even people who smoke bud or drink and sit around all day are druggies

t. ex opiate and benzo addict

[Anonymous No.13290719]

>>13290655
I read your post wrong. Sorry. Thanks for coming to the realization and I hope your usage doesn’t interfere with your financials

[Anonymous No.13290726]

>>13290719
Yeah i get them pretty cheap and they don't affect my financials. But the gf is wanting to get married and buy our first house and get pregnant. So I think I'm gonna have to kick the habit within a year or two. I'm worried that being the kind of lazy/slow person I am will make me a bad dad tho.

[Anonymous No.13290841]

>>13290726
What do you take? I was taking 5 bars everyday but I only paid $.80 for each of them. They were pressed but definitely alp. Never take clonazolam. I did for a month and a half and do not remember that month besides blacking out at my cousins wedding and my senpai found me in my car with foot on the break knocked out. That’s when I started quitting benzos

I’d try to kick it asap if you are wanting to get married and have a kid. It’s what I would do, but you do you. Even though you’re anon, I don’t want to think about you fucking up. Just in a year of abuse it fucked my memory. Best of luck to you!

[Anonymous No.13290859]

>>13290483
Absolute pleb opinion right there.

[Anonymous No.13290874]

>>13290536
>putting Sriracha sauce in orange wedges
>Made it taste spicier for some reason
That's so weird, what a mystery.

[Anonymous No.13290913]

>>13290543
>Garlic and chocolate
I feel sick just imagining the taste.

[Anonymous No.13290919]

>>13290600
I have 3 kids, non of which I assumed parenthood to.

>Deadbeat dad and proud of it.

[Anonymous No.13290943]

>>13290562
honestly what mayo brand is the best
almost every one i tried(minus the ones that are made by cooks) is too eggy
or a good recipe

[Anonymous No.13290980]

>>13290536
I live within a mile of the border and people do that, usually Tajin though

[Anonymous No.13291021]

>>13290465
>200 dollar arcade stick
>no bedsheets
California is a strange place

[Anonymous No.13291028]

>>13290943
Here ya' go.

[Anonymous No.13291033]

>>13290465
Does scrambled eggs and ketchup count?

[Anonymous No.13291044]

>>13290726
>get married and buy our first house and get pregnant

Don't do none of that shit unless you want it too. That's some big ass life changing decisions you shouldn't make just because it's what she personally wants

[Anonymous No.13291060]

>>13290943
>>13291028
*teleports behind you*

[Anonymous No.13291061]

>>13291021
>200 dollar arcade stick
You don't think he actually paid for that do you?

[Anonymous No.13291076]

>>13291061
I may be persuaded to believe he received it as a gift, or won it in a gaming event.

[Anonymous No.13291085]

>>13291076
>I may be persuaded to believe he received it as a gift, or won it in a gaming event
He got a pretty nice black friday deal called "five fingers discount", quite popular amongst the poorfags from the ghetto.

[Anonymous No.13291091]

>>13290694
There's no situation where you should rinse pasta over using it to thicken the sauce

Even in filled applications, everything sticks together better if you don't rinse the pasta

If you're rinsing pasta, you've just guaranteed your pasta is soggy--just finish your pasta in the sauce. Even with filled pasta (as in, you stuff the pasta with something after it's cooked rather than say ravioli), you want it al dente because it's going to finish cooking later

[Anonymous No.13291101]

>>13290572
>>13290555
>people being mean on /ck/
Time to take your meds /pol/

[Anonymous No.13291501]

>>13290481
>rinse the pasta
do dumbass amerisharts really do this?

[Anonymous No.13291514]

>>13290465
>Trust me man, try your french fries in malt vinegar!

[Anonymous No.13291533]

>>13291091
>There's no situation where you should rinse pasta over using it to thicken the sauce
You can both keep the cooking water and rinse the pasta with tap water you fucking troglodyte.
>If you're rinsing pasta, you've just guaranteed your pasta is soggy
You're rinsing it, not letting it relax in a fucking hot tub.

[Anonymous No.13291544]

>>13291501
Not an American, but I rinse my pasta for salads. Otherwise it continues to cook and turns to mush.

[Anonymous No.13291595]

>>13291514
Do you not like salt and vinegar potato chips?

[Anonymous No.13291663]

>>13290656
The sauce is cooked long before the pasta ever touches water.

[Anonymous No.13291675]

>>13290465

Pull your pants up, negro.

[Anonymous No.13291679]

Dunno if it counts but I once had a coworker who would put hot cocoa in his bowl of cereal. Honestly surprised he was super skinny for all the sugary shit he ate.

[Anonymous No.13291688]

Yeah, everyone who insists pineapple on pizza is amazing

[Anonymous No.13291698]

>>13291679
Hot cocoa doesn't have to be sugary. Plus he could have been an undiagnosed diabetic.

[Anonymous No.13291752]

Mayo in general. It's fucking vile.
>b-but if I don't add it, it will be too dry!
That just means you can't cook if you need mayo to make it edible

[Anonymous No.13291756]

>>13291698
This was a packet of Swiss Miss Hot Chocolate and a single-serve bowl of Fruit Loops provided in the office kitchen. Doubt they were sugar-free. Dunno if he has diabetes or not.

This same dude was also one of those types that loved everything bacon.

[Anonymous No.13291783]

My nephew liked to dip his french fries in chocolate milk when he was much younger

Now he’s 20 years old and still has juvenile taste
>family goes to IHOP
>he orders the double chocolate pancakes AND a french toast hot cocoa
>barely eats any vegetables
>favorite meals consist of mac & cheese or quesadillas
>doesn’t like to drink any alcoholic drinks, so he’s often alone in his dorm when his friends go out because he doesn’t want to be pressured to drink
>when we had a champagne toast at a sister’s housewarming, his parents persuaded him to just take a sip
>he was extremely disgusted, as if he was forced to drink oil or something

[Anonymous No.13291790]

>>13290471
Salt is for flavour.

[Anonymous No.13291805]

>>13291060
N-N-NANI?

[Anonymous No.13291819]

>>13291060
Kewpie more like asspie you faggot weeb retard

[Anonymous No.13291839]

>>13291783
Atleast the lad is dedicated to avoiding alcohol, respectable

[Anonymous No.13291942]

>>13290495
buying a pot is too expensive and so is buying a wooden spoon, I'll just pour olive oil in my pasta forever

[Anonymous No.13291961]

>>13291544
I assumed he meant rinsing it before cooking like rice

[Anonymous No.13291988]

>>13291514
malt vinegar is the only acceptable condiment for thick french fries
ketchupniggers should be put in concentration camps

[Anonymous No.13292016]

>>13291819
anime website

[Anonymous No.13292020]

>>13291961
Just toast the rice to get extra flavor and make it not sticky, only fagboys rinse rice

[Anonymous No.13292024]

>>13292016
sure, but anime mayo is dogshit just like jap cuisine

[Anonymous No.13292032]

>>13291783
>doesn’t like to drink any alcoholic drinks, so he’s often alone in his dorm when his friends go out because he doesn’t want to be pressured to drink

Based. Why are you complaining?

[Anonymous No.13292064]

>>13292020
I don't rinse rice I was just pointing out the juxtaposition

[Anonymous No.13292076]

>>13292064
My mistake then.

[Anonymous No.13292777]

>>13290465
smoke more weed
https://youtu.be/tusvYINkqoE

[Anonymous No.13293947]

>girl in elementary school is eating chocolate with cheddar cheese
>says it's good
>try it
>it's actually really fucking good

[Anonymous No.13293965]

>>13291501
Just stop.

[Anonymous No.13294080]

>>13291790
Your sauce is for flavor. Who the fuck just eats plain slated pasta?

[Anonymous No.13294142]

The natural saltiness of my finger goes great with my boogers.

[Anonymous No.13294174]

>>13290605
If you ever see them again, make sure to hide the body.

[Anonymous No.13295387]

>>13290471
Ha. Me and a friend used to argue about this shit. I boil my pasta in water without the oil, but oil the noodles lightly at the end after draining.

Boiling without salt is absolutely haram though.

[Anonymous No.13295395]

>>13290482
verified

[Anonymous No.13295407]

>>13290465
Take away the mattresses and replace the fight stick with a refurb thinkpad and you have a picture of my daily life.

[Anonymous No.13295620]

>>13294080
The pasta absorbs the salt into itself when it rehydrates and that salt flavors the noodles themselves. Your sauce can have all the flavor it wants, but it will never penetrate the pasta itself.

[Anonymous No.13295683]

>>13290500
yo this actually describes me so well
>>13290655
lmao, top lad

also even tho it's a slow board both of you get those dubs checked

also, to op, imagine getting mad at people for trying to give you creative ideas. stay bitter

[Anonymous No.13295778]

>>13290565
Who are you quoting? You need to take the internet less serious man. No one implied any of that.

[Anonymous No.13295790]

>>13292032
Because he’s upset that no one asks him to hang out anywhere. I would just go and have a soda.

[Anonymous No.13295792]

>>13295620
>referring to pasta as noodles
Culinary opinion discarded.

[Anonymous No.13295826]

>>13295792
I was not interested in repeating 'pasta' over and over. To make the sentence more enjoyable to read I changed it to noodles which any non-retard understands.

[Anonymous No.13295837]

>>13295826
>enjoyable
*painful
You culinary retard.

[Anonymous No.13295864]

>>13290655
You know most of these things are probably a side effect of being a drug addict, right? You're not "slow" or chill or anything, you've just completely fried your brain.
>inb4 n-no I was like this before
It's likely that you were similar to this prior (because you have to be some sort of fucked up to end up like this in the first place) but your slothishness has probably been amplified 100*. Also your gf is either retarded or has probably caught on but is in denial/doesn't care. Have fun being a shitty dad and living in a slumhouse with your downy gf

[Anonymous No.13295930]

>>13290562
>Amerilard
>Dipping fries in mayo
>ever
Try again eurobro, 97 percent of all Americans would throw the mayo in your pasty Eastern Bloc face before they dipped their fries in it, it's just not a thing here.

[Anonymous No.13295991]

>>13295864
Seething because you can't comprehend how someone can live a comfortable life, maintain a good career, and be a regular happy person whilst being high 24/7.

[Anonymous No.13295997]

>>13290943
I just made mayonnaise. I use one egg, cup of oil, a little Dijon mustard and salt to taste. Blend with a stick blender. Takes about 5 minutes.

[Anonymous No.13296018]

There are actual flavor pairings that sound disgusting but actually work. Peanut butter and pickles for example.

[Anonymous No.13296227]

>>13295837
He was right about the salt and you're just moving the goalpost like a regular retard. People who don't even know how to cook pasta should stick to fast food threads.

[Anonymous No.13297611]

Put mustard on salad

[Anonymous No.13297860]

>>13291028
Confirmed.

[Anonymous No.13297880]

>>13290483
Mayonnaise is the best condiment for fries by far. Ketchup is for children and w*men.
t. burger

[Anonymous No.13297885]

>>13290536
blessed wholesome post

[Anonymous No.13297888]

>>13290500
Uh, I'm posting things on 4chan thankyou very much.

[Anonymous No.13297890]

>>13290943
For me, it's >>13291028 the best mayonnaise

[Anonymous No.13299639]

>>13290874
Anon is slow don't bully him

[Anonymous No.13299685]

>>13290482
That is true though. I don't ever fucking put a bunch of olive oil on my noodles because the shit will not stick to my sauce

[Anonymous No.13299687]

>>13299639
This. He tries his best.

[Anonymous No.13300109]

>>13290943
>>13291060
>too eggy
>proceeds to post something so eggy it gives you headache
ok

[Anonymous No.13300665]

>>13293947
Cheddar probably compliments sweet tastes. Americans have it with apple pie

[Anonymous No.13300679]

>>13290655
>My gf doesn't know I'm strung out though she just thinks I have diabetes or some shit.

Fucking hilarious. Good for you boyo

[Anonymous No.13300966]

last night eating some pizza

friend tells me he always liked to chew crust with mouth full of soda because it makes it softer

Pressured me to try...

It's so weird please don't do it. The crust like, turned instantly mushy and separated. Disgusting

[Anonymous No.13300999]

>>13300966
I do the same thing but with stouts.

[Anonymous No.13301002]

>>13300665
No we fucking don't

[Anonymous No.13301212]

>>13301002
Yes, you do

[Anonymous No.13301307]

>>13290536

I want to hug you. You deserve a hug, slow anon.

>>13290655
you too!

[Anonymous No.13301324]

>>13301002
>>13301212
Dude you just got told, but its probably pretty tasty

[Anonymous No.13301340]

Dude you have to try marshmallows, horseradish, blue cheese,fried chicken and pepperoni with a melted snickers bar! It's freaking epic!

[Anonymous No.13301720]

>>13290465
>work at KFC
>always mixing different foods and sauces together when I'm bored
>decide to mix nashville hot sauce with the strawberry syrup we use for strawberry lemonade
>it's actually good
>really, really good
>eat it on popcorn chicken all the time
>try to get coworkers to try it
>most of them just make fun of me and shit talk me behind my back
>one dude tells me it's "ok"
If they'd just open up their minds, they'd like it. This reminds of a short story by the dude who wrote fight club about some animal lady while was giving out free samples of cheese at a grocery store. I don't remember what the story was called, but the book was called "Stories you can't unread" or something.