/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13288733]

>”WOW THIS HOPPY HOMEBREWED IPA IS SOOOO FLAVORSOME”
>”SOOO MUCH BETTER THAN THAT BUDWEISER PISS MY LAME BOOMER DAD ALWAYS DRANK”

[Anonymous No.13288743]

>>13288733
OP, you're gonna get some angry replies for posting a wojak, but you're correct. Microbrews are for faggots.

[Anonymous No.13288759]

>>13288733
Just drink what you like you retards.
Your taste buds are not in competition with all other taste buds.
Stop making these retarded threads.

[Anonymous No.13288774]

Yeah Millennial hipsters love eating and drinking things that tastes like shit, and saying "the flavor profile is very challenging" like that's a good thing.

[Anonymous No.13288785]

[Anonymous No.13288820]

>>13288733
wow what an amazing reddit image thread, you really worked super hard copy and pasting this thread straight from your favorite subreddit and sharing it with us. you must get tons of gold

[Anonymous No.13288825]

>>13288733
I'm drinking a budweiser right now and going to finish this 12 pack tonight but you are such a fucking faggot. I don't even like IPA's but the anti IPA crowd is so much more obnoxious. I never see anyone talk about them except for people like you who hate on them every single day of their life.

[Anonymous No.13288862]

>>13288733
What kind of severe autistic dysfunction would cause some crack-brained spastic to do this year after year?

Seriously, take a good look at yourself. I'd say your Aspbergers goes beyond the moderate-to-severe level and shades into true clinical autism. We are talking near-rainman levels here. Seek help.

I mean this most sincerely, and without the slightest degree of snark.

Its not funny or interesting anymore. Instead its just a sad reminder about your failed, pathetic life, that you continue to piss away, drooling on the internet in a mindless self perpetuating cycle of OCD that is reinforced by repetitious fc posts. You feel the need to share that cycle with others, which is tantamount to you sitting in the corner, rocking back and forth, singing "Brown bear, brown bear" until someone forcibly medicates you and smacks your bottom.

Please, log off, and get help. This is not a healthy reaction to life. It indicates a serious problem. I'm not sure what sort of abuse you suffered, or what trauma you lived through, that drove you to this point, but, it oesn't matter. You can get help, there are places and specialists that have devoted their lives to aiding people just like you.

you can make a break from your sad, failed life, and live something approaching like a normal life. You may never be totally human, but, you can at least experience society in a context outside of a computer monitor.

[Anonymous No.13288898]

>>13288862
Soiboi detected

[Anonymous No.13288899]

>>13288774
but i DO like granny smith apples

[Anonymous No.13288905]

>>13288785
>>13288820
>>13288862

[Anonymous No.13288931]

>>13288733
I mean boomers did fucking love budweiser and almost all IPAs are considerably better

[Anonymous No.13288940]

Why are rednecks so resistant to good beer?

[Anonymous No.13288951]

Stout = Sours > Doppelbock > Porter > Dark Ales > Brown Ales > Black Lager > Dark Wheats > Wheats > Barleywine > Red Ales > Amber Ales > Pale Ales > Lagers > Malt Liquor > Shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> IPAs

[Anonymous No.13288962]

>>13288862
Actually pretty on point

[Anonymous No.13288966]

>>13288759
incredibly based

[Anonymous No.13288965]

>>13288951
>arbitrary rankings