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>he doesnt drink white claw
Fucking loser

>> No.13288466

white claw is for white cucks

>> No.13288472

>>13288466
takes one to know one

>> No.13288480

>>13288458
ive never met someone who drank white claw that wasnt a soyboy cucklord

>> No.13288524

>5%
>carbonated
>flavored water
Holy fuck, who would drink this? The undergrad girls drinking nudes would come kick your ass if they saw you with this.

>> No.13288696

>>13288458
White Claw is for women and faggots.
Which are you?

>> No.13288768

>>13288480
If your masculinity is so fragile that the drink you're holding can revoke it, then you are a literal faggot.

>> No.13288776

Just drank two cases of these with my cousins at thanksgiving while playing uno. There were Jell-O shots and pot too.

>> No.13288780

>>13288768
based

>> No.13288804

>>13288696
Im a bbc fucking your mom faggot

>> No.13288822

>>13288458
had some recently; figured I'd just chug it, but the carbonation literally just destroys you before you get the chance

>> No.13288828

>>13288458
I'll stick to liquor

>> No.13288849

>>13288768
I feel less manly with a light beer in my hand everytime

>> No.13288855

>>13288849
Congratulations, you're a faggot. Do your parents know yet?

>> No.13288880

>>13288458
Are you gay?

>> No.13288884

>>13288880
No but my dad's are.

>> No.13289035

Tried it today. Shit sucks.

>> No.13289131

>>13288458
>Fucking americans calling sparkling water seltzer
>fucking americans diluting vodka with water
If I only had one nuke I would really have a hard time deciding between glassing Israel or US

>> No.13289341

>>13288458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FApbkER3uIY

>> No.13289360

>>13288458
Natty Light beers and seltzer >>> white claw

>> No.13289381

>>13288768
>If your masculinity is so fragile that...
Only closet homos would start a post with such nauseating levels of cope.

>> No.13289405

>>13289131
under our laws, it's not vodka. in the USA you can't sell liquor/soda mixer things because it's taxed differently.

white claw (and all the other BS on the market like Four Loco and Zima) are fermented like beer. This shit is a miracle of modern chemical engineering.

it's also awful and meant for sorority girls who want to get drunk but want minimal calories and fruity flavors. it's alcoholic La Croix

>> No.13289429

i'd take one if it were offered to me i'm not one to turn down alcohol but i wouldn't buy that shit

>> No.13289436

>>13289131
>Fucking americans calling sparkling water seltzer
I bet you enjoy San Pellegrino enemas. Just pop the cap and shove 'er in

>> No.13289641

>>13289131
Goddam if you were a landlord you'd be broke in a year

>> No.13289649

>>13288855
trips dubs of truth

>> No.13289654

>>13288458
>white clam
>black cherry
Getting some mixed feelings about the sexual innuendos here.

>> No.13289661
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13289661

>>13288458
I drink three things

White Claws when I'm dieting
Knob Creek, neat, all the time
A good pinot a couple nights a week

>> No.13289935

I completely lost my beer belly i had after switching to these. Stay mad. Mango is best flavor

>> No.13290851

>>13289935
You're right. I noticed I looked slimmer after I switched to these. Mango is the best flavor too. Only problem is I think I'm eating a hole in my esophagus. My life is a tums festival.

>> No.13290854

>>13290851
>Only problem is I think I'm eating a hole in my esophagus. My life is a tums festival.
Put it on ice, add juice, drink slower

>> No.13290861

>>13288458
Seems like it'd be cheaper to buy a bottle of bottom shelf vodka and some sparkling water than a sixer of that crap.

>> No.13290946
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>>13288849
>>13289381
Cope

>> No.13290950

>>13289131
You have to be pretty stupid to believe only one nuke could destroy an entire country

>> No.13291108
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13291108

>>13288458
It's not even the superior seltzer drink, it's just the most popular.

>> No.13291130

>>13289035
White claw is shit compared to truly or any other similar drink

>> No.13291594
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13291594

>>13289661
>dieting
>drinking alcohol

>> No.13291604

>>13291594
If it works it works :^)

>> No.13291626

>>13288768
completely based

>> No.13291969

It’s not the worst thing I’ve ever drank, but there are better hard seltzers out there. Honestly I’d rather have a gin and tonic, aperol spritz, or anything like that.

>> No.13292008

I'm a 37 yo virgin with a beard living with my parents and I drink hard seltzer exclusively. Why? Because I find hops yucky.

>> No.13292047
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13292047

>>13291604
it's a pretty terrible idea. alcohol is the metabolic equivalent of dumping a pound of sand in your automatic transmission fluid.

but hey whatever floats your boat

>> No.13292131

>>13292047
I mean sure, if you're drinking beers and wine. If you're drinking straight whiskey or one or two white claws, you'll be fine.

>> No.13292198

>>13292131
sure, if you can limit yourself. alcohol is a poison and your liver processes it at a higher priority than everything else. that's the real problem.

also it blocks the absorption of vitamins, which is one thing that really fucks over heavy drinkers

>> No.13292657

>>13290851
I'm who you are replying to, ignore the anon with juice suggestion that will just add a fuck ton of sugar and calories, along with dehydrating you from the sugar in the juice. Just chug a bunch of water when you're done drinking to flush out more toxins.

>> No.13292721
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13292721

Who else sees it?

>> No.13293364

>>13288768
>muh fragile masculinity
Nah ur just gay bro.
>if ur masculinity is so fragile you cant take a dick in the ass you are a literal faggot

>> No.13293369

>>13292721
Oh no

>> No.13293475

>>13292721
see what?

>> No.13294305

>>13292721
I see (((it)))

>> No.13294315

>>13292721
Protip: squint

>> No.13294330

>>13288458
behold, the most basic thing in existence:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkgvBWS1EJo

>> No.13294361

>>13288458
I drank it before it was cool. Right when I stopped suddenly it was the biggest new drink in America. It's pretty good but eh. Beer is just plain better.

>> No.13294368

>>13288480
>>13288524
>>13288849
It's all for people who drink all the time and don't want to gain 40 lbs. This often includes sexually active men. That's why it makes no sense to you.

>> No.13294379

>>13292721
I always used to think the logo was a Lion from the corner of my eye. Not sure what homosexual thing you're probably seeing.

>> No.13294384

>>13294368
This used to be Gin.

>> No.13294934

>>13289654
If it makes you feel any better, one of the Natty Seltzer flavors is an extended reference to the film Step Brothers.

>> No.13295872

>>13288480
This is literally what alpha males drink while they socialize with women, retard

>> No.13296337

>>13295872
t. guy who has never hung out with any

>> No.13296842

Uhh i'm not here to go through this thread, but white claw tastes like aidswater and aluminum

>> No.13296852

I feel like I’ve walked into an advertisement designed to make me drink this piss

>> No.13296890

>>13293364
stop thinking about penis faggot

>> No.13298561

>>13289405
ain't no laws when you're drinking claws!!!