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tfw no hot cousins to flirt with on Thanksgiving

>> No.13288229

>>13288190
Shave your body and tuck your dick and balls between your thighs and look at yourself naked in the mirror while pretending you’re a girl version of yourself
Always works for me

>> No.13288243

>>13288229
Haha that’s gay dude, what do you usually wear?

>> No.13288281

>>13288190
My cousin got knocked up by a beaner and then got fat.

>> No.13288322

>>13288229
There's no fucking way this works. Pics or gtfo

>> No.13288335

>>13288229
>>13288243
>>13288322
it only works if after shaving your body you cover it up. that's why a lot of traps wear thigh high socks and separate sleeves. you need tight clothes to morph your body fat around and make a feminine figure

>> No.13288341

>>13288190
go flirt with your uncle

>> No.13288343

>>13288281
imagine being a /pol/cuck and having a relative with a brown boyfriend

>> No.13288379

>>13288343
imagine being a beaner getting so butthurt at someone typing "beaner" that you replied with "/pol/", like that's a bad thing. Also, couldn't help but notice your dank projection with using the word "cuck". Stay mad, my poop colored friend who's entire lineage originates from a 3rd world shithole. Happy Thanksgiving :^)

>> No.13288384

>>13288190
__ _________ ______?

>> No.13288387

>>13288343
They all have crippling social anxiety and can't function in a confrontation so they don't say anything and then cry in the bathroom.

>> No.13288403

>>13288379
Lmfao so fucking triggered holy shit

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>>13288190
>tfw cousin sex is one of your fetishes

>> No.13288409

>>13288403
There's that projection again.

>> No.13288418

do you americans really?

>> No.13288429
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>>13288190
>tfw hot cousin you used to flirt with got fat and still tries to flirt with you like before

>> No.13288446
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13288446

>>13288379
You /pol/sharts are so easy to trigger

>> No.13288453

>>13288446
>projection continues well into the evening.
You had one shot at life, and you were born brown. LOL

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13288454

i slept with my cousin on the night before Thanksgiving about 3 years ago. insanely cute and we were both perverted. we never talk anymore and when i see her, the fear that someday she'll say something and I'll be exiled from the family always comes back. so that's fun. porn ruins lives, boys.

>> No.13288459

>>13288409
I didn't make the posts you first responded to

>> No.13288468

>>13288454
did you eat her out? this is vitally important.

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13288469

>>13288459
We're really gonna play the "hurr durr that wasn't me" game? Just how new and brown are you?

>> No.13288490

>>13288459
>first
Reddit

>> No.13288550

>>13288454
>the fear that someday she'll say something and I'll be exiled from the family always comes back.
If you were both over the age of consent then I don't think she will say anything. And if she does just point out the cousin marriage is legal in 19 states.

>> No.13288633

>>13288190
whats with all the hot cousin posting
I have two hot cousins btw

>> No.13288641

>>13288322
yeah it 100% works man

>> No.13288654

>>13288379
imagine getting so assblasted at the prospect of having a brother in law named Carlos that you type out an essay on a Chinese cartoon forum
>p-p-projection!
I'm a spic, get rekt nerd

>> No.13288661

>>13288190
>tfw no hot cousins to flirt with on Thanksgiving

Too bad your not from middle butt fuck east. They love to flirt with cousins there.

>> No.13288671

>>13288654
>type out an essay
>an essay
And you're "literate" because you can make it through Green Eggs and Ham with minimal help, right?

>> No.13288679

>>13288671
>what is hyperbole
try reading a book sometime Cleetus

>> No.13288686

>>13288322
I'm sure it "works"

>> No.13289068

>>13288406
become arab

>> No.13289097

>>13288490
>>13288469
Lmfao just absolutely embarrassing