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[Anonymous No.13282195]

How do you decide which side of the Taco Bell burrito you're going to bite first to empty that Taco Bell sauce into?

I always flip my magic penny.

[Anonymous No.13282198]

>>13282195
I start from the middle like I'm eating corn on the cob.

[Anonymous No.13282201]

I unwrap it and open my mouth and eat the first end that pokes out of the wrapper. It's very very easy. You have to chew it and swallow. Then I wait about a half hour or more and shit it out, wipe and flush.

[Anonymous No.13282256]

>that first bite that is nothing but gummy tortilla

[Anonymous No.13282634]

>>13282195
you can feel what side you start on.
One end of the burrito WILL be colder, due to all the sour cream they are granted to pack online on one end.
So you eat the part that's warmer, and by the time you get to the other end, the sour cream has warmed up slightly.

[Anonymous No.13283308]

>>13282634
This is painfully accurate.

[Anonymous No.13283318]

I take a giant chomp of real food and toss the sauce gusher in the trash

[Anonymous No.13283437]

>>13282634
One time I got a taco Bell burrito that was perfectly and tightly folded and had an even distribution of each ingredient throughout, it was a once in a lifetime event

[Anonymous No.13283459]

>>13282634
You should have seen the look I got one time when I told the girl at chipotle to spread out the sour cream because she dumped it all at the bottom. I hate that attitude, I'm not paying for fucked up food, so fix it.

[Anonymous No.13284544]

Depends

If it's the Burrrrrrrrrrrrito you pictured, I don't add sauce since it already has sauce

[Anonymous No.13284545]

>>13282256
The best part

[Anonymous No.13284921]

>>13284544

couldn't find a picture of one wrapped at both ends
I guess you can order them with one end open

[Anonymous No.13284939]

>>13282256
Rip off the end and suck out the filling.

[Anonymous No.13284941]

>>13284921
They just do that in promo shots to show you the inner

But in any case, the bean burrito in OP is my default burrito, and the kicker? I order a side of either nacho cheese, guac, creamy jalapeno sauce, or the CGC sauce to dunk it in

However I don't add sauce to the inside, because the sauce it comes with is better than any of the packets

[Anonymous No.13284942]

>>13282195
You're supposed to dip burritos, you dip.

[Anonymous No.13284949]

>>13283437
>things that never happened

[Anonymous No.13285472]

>>13284942