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13281994 No.13281994 [Reply] [Original]

pay respects to the pizza man

>> No.13282012

>>13281994
This guy is an insecure moron

>> No.13282132

>>13281994
His reviews are good and he’s pretty based for a jew

>> No.13282144

>>13282012
How do I know you’re a seething tranny?

>> No.13282217

>>13281994
>"One bite everyone knows the rules"
>proceeds to take 5 bites

>> No.13282226

Is dis da pizzer challenge?

>> No.13282248

>>13282217
>One cock everybody knows the rules
>You proceed to suck 5

>> No.13282254
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>>13281994
Do you have permission to post on my board today?

>> No.13282265

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbQHPcMORQs

>> No.13282281

>>13282265
Fucking kek. El Presidente gives no fucks

>> No.13282292

>>13282012
*was

>> No.13282312

>>13281994
F

>> No.13282332

>>13282248
This is literally me

>> No.13282403

One bite everyone knows the rules

>> No.13282432
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>>13281994
One suck everybody knows the rules

>> No.13282436

who is this guy? i saw him on Tucker Carlson Tonight over the summer and now he's everywhere. Is he le newyorker #pizza type thing

>> No.13282445

>>13282265
*notices production happening*
>woah, hello
>gets eye scorned by the jew for no reason

>> No.13282448

>>13282436
he's the head honcho of a sports blog network that's basically catered towards frat guys and ex frat guys but like really low tier fraternities

>> No.13282459

>>13282254
I like this man

>>13281994
I do not like this man

drunk frat bro can't review for shit

>> No.13282463

He ain't my Boston. Danny Shaughnassy a killer.

>> No.13282469

>>13282436

He founded some sports blog and reviews pizza places while he travels. The pizza reviews are super popular for some reason.

>> No.13282478

>>13282469
Because barstool has legions of very devoted fans who like sports, gambling, and women. Only libtards hate barstool.

>> No.13282479
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si_QTg6bXwA
One 8ball and 17 beers, everybody knows the rules

>> No.13282491

>>13282436
he's the personification of 2AM chili

>> No.13282685

>>13282479
based

>> No.13283596

>>13282491
im starting to feel that way too, he moves his hips like a fag

>> No.13283610

>>13283596
Stop shitting up this thread with your samefag gayness you sick fuck

>> No.13283657

>>13282254
Great post

>> No.13283715

>>13281994
He’s a MAGA troll and a cocaine addict. That being said I do take his pizza reviews seriously, as I cannot think of anyone else who has eaten as many different kinds as him.

>> No.13284066

Why the fuck does this nigger where a girl's jacket? Is he gay?

>> No.13284084

>>13282478
rent free

>> No.13285438

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwuiW5V4zc4&list=PLq62m2d0BarrHfHGUAYvspBe6w2EAvc-D&index=204

>> No.13285447

>>13285438
I want to eat that pizza so badly

>> No.13285504

>>13285447
I hear ya. I don't even want turkey today. Just a quality pizza.

>> No.13285514

>>13282012
takes one to know one

>> No.13285577

>>13285504
that pizza literally looks 10/10

>> No.13285583

>>13281994
I hate this faggot

>> No.13286309

>>13282254
based, fuck Lexington

>> No.13288006

this dude is a straight up dick. ugly personality.

>> No.13288605

>>13283715
He said he's done cocaine maybe ten times. Adderall though, he's very open about his addiction to that

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13289645

I unironically like portnoy's pizza reviews.

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13290373

I don't buy his schtick. Rating pizza on a 1-100 scale is pointless. Plain cheese pizza doesn't vary that much. Ooh i gave a pizza 5.4 look how discerning i am. My bro audience who eat dominos will be really impressed.

>> No.13290567

>>13290373
>Plain cheese pizza doesn't vary that much
try having it from 700 different pizza places

>> No.13290598

>>13290373
i bet you like dominoes

>> No.13290756

>>13290373
>Plain cheese pizza doesn't vary that much

go eat a frozen cheese pizza, a domino's cheese pizza, a Detroit style cheese pizza, a pittsburgh style cheese pizza, a new york style cheese pizza,and a Chicago style cheese pizza and tell me they are all the same

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>>13283610
wat?

>> No.13291981

>>13282265
top kek. Don't mess with EL PREZ

>> No.13291986

>>13282254
amazing post

>> No.13291987

>>13290373
*WHOOOOSH*

Another day in Nebraska for Cletus

>> No.13292018

>>13291987
t. insufferable r*ddit fag