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>gives you stage 3 cancerTell me you don’t use a microwave anon
>>13277925I have a friend who can't be in a room when a microwave is running or else he says he'll start having seizures. Luckily I have microwaves in 3 rooms in my house so I can just heat something up in a different room.
>>13277925At my work I always have at least 2 microwaves by me at all times and I have to use them like 2x a day
Dude just put a teaspoon in what ever you are reheating. It counteracts the radiation.
>>13277925I don't, but I will now. Cancer seems like a nice suicide if too many people care about you. Just wait until it's too late before you get it diagnosed. "Oh, gee, I was too busy." LOL. I'm going to get the most powerful microwave I can find.
>>13278423don't do this it makes mustard gas.
>>13277925You receive more radiation standing out in the sun without sunscreen than you do with your face right next to the microwave window.
>>13277925>not giving yourself a time limit on lifeNobody who dies of old age ever did anything significant. Give yourself cancer so that you'll work harder and unlock your full potential before time runs out.
>>13277930You should turn all of them on at the same time instead when your friend comes over.
>>13278681What if I make a crack in the microwave window that I plausibly didn't notice?
>>13277925I hope so
>>13277925If you unironically use the internet and believe microwaves give you cancer at the same time, you are undoubtedly fucking retarded.
>>13278709You would literally just burn yourself. The electromagnetic waves (NOT RADIATION) from microwaves isn’t small enough to penetrate your skin. Visible light penetrates your skin better than microwaves. UV gives you cancer but makes you less depressed and I think we’re supposed to die anyways.
>>13278820>NOT RADIATIONIt's still radiation, just non ionizing.
hot pocket jannies btfo
>>13277925>[something] gives you cancerOh gee tell me something I don't know.
>>13277925>Microwaves emit radiation and causes cancerGuards, this poster is delusional. Escort him to the infirmary.
>>13277925Only at work and I tend to avoid it because microwaved food always tastes like shit, I don't give a damn about any health aspects even if there are any.
>>13277925Buying a microwave right now
>>13277925Please tell me you're mentally retarded.
>>13278874>splitting hairsI’m talking to normies here, anon, not fellow physicists. You have to hold their hand. Electromagnetic waves = radiation, but radiation sounds scary. Don’t be retarded.
>>13277925>stage 3 cancerThat's free food, tho.
>>13277930turn one on near him when he isnt aware and see if he still has a seizure and if he doesnt call him on his bullshit