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>> No.13277
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>>13276
what if Star came to you and told you she 'likes' getting beaten up? would you help her out?

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>>13276
How many children did they have in the timeskips?

>> No.13279

>>13278
>the safe kid
>not being safe

>> No.13280
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Will end his suffering /co/?

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>>13279
>this
>safe kid

He's not a kid anymore

>> No.13282

>>13277
I would beat her up with tickles and kisses.

>> No.13283

>>13281
How do the wheels spin?

>> No.13284

So I started hand drawing Star and turns out they come out just ok, nothing special. Should I post camera pics or should I get a scanner?

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>>13277
no

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>>13279
>implying she would let him use protection
>implying she wouldn't leg lock him at the last second before he could pull out

>> No.13287

Things that bother you about the show:

>Mewmans and all non-humans speak English.

>> No.13288
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would you lick Kelly's bald spot?

>> No.13289
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>>13287
it's a different dimension, not a different country.

>> No.13290

Best and Worst AUs?

>> No.13291

>>13281
>667
Edgy

>> No.13292

>>13289
The question is, who'd fuck a baldie?

>> No.13293

>>13288
did heckapoo give her that bald spot?

>> No.13294 [SPOILER] 
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Has Star ever once made Marco as visibly happy as Gustav did in this moment?

>> No.13295

>>13293
No, Ted's ass did that

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>>13276
Do you think Hekapoo has a snuff fetish?

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>>13293
Tad did.

>> No.13298

>>13294
Yes

>"That was the funnest 60 hours of my life"

>> No.13299

>>13294
I'm sure she could if she just fed Marco like Gustav did.

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>>13292
not bad...

>> No.13301

>>13293
I wouldn't be surprised if it were just a one-off gag that won't be referenced in any future appearance Kelly may make.

>> No.13302

>>13299
But her food tastes like shit

>> No.13303

>>13298
talk is cheap. no visual evidence that Star made marco happier?

>> No.13304

>>13277
>inb4 she asks me to beat her cervix with my dick

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>>13290
>Best
St Olga's AU

>Worst
Miraculous Ladybug AU

>> No.13306

>>13289
Huh? But they have different lives with complete different civilizations, it's not like an alternate version of Earth.

>> No.13307

>>13305
What's the St. Olga's AU about?

>> No.13308
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is Star vs Evil just FLCL without the robots?

>> No.13309

>>13290
Best: Any of the roleswap ones

Worst: Short Hair Star. Yes, even worse than Trans Marco

>> No.13310

>>13291
its actually the number of years til he's released from the curse of the blood moon

>> No.13311

>>13277
what if she came up to you and said "stop posting this shit you autistic loser"

>> No.13312

>>13306
it's a different dimension. that's like being angry that the hobbits and humans spoke English in Lord of the Rings, even though the Elves and Orc spoke made up languages.

>> No.13313

>>13290
best: Star 616
worst: loli star

>> No.13314

>Season 3
>Marco tells Star that he loves her... as a sister.
>...who he wants to fuck.

>> No.13315

>>13313
What's that first one?

>> No.13316

>>13290
Best : Ludo vs the forces of evil

Worst : trans marco au i guess i didnt know it was an au thought it was just fan theory shit

>> No.13317

>>13315
original star

>> No.13318

>>13317
Oh, okay. Not really an "alternate" universe though

Is loli Star an actual AU?

>> No.13319

>>13312
they actually spoke Westron (also known as the Common Speech). in the video games, movies, and books, it was translated and presented as English to the Anglophone audience, Japanese to the Japanese audience, Spanish to the Hispanic audience, etc; but the language "English" doesn't exist in LOTR.

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>>13277
What if her parents found out you were beating her?

>> No.13321

>>13320
After seeing the kinds of things Moon and River could do, I'd be impressed that she's still alive

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>>13318
yeah

>> No.13323

>>13319
LOTR's biggest fault is using the fucking Gregorian Calendar

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>>13319
thats silly

>> No.13325

>>13322
Now that I think about it, why would Toddler Star, Old Lady Star, Ludo Star, or Kitten Star even be doing the math problem in the first place?

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>>13282
Thats the most sickening thing i've ever seen how do you even sleep at night

>> No.13327

>>13322
I wonder what Grandma Star's timeline is like

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>>13307
What if scenario where Star and Marco failed to break Ponyhead out of Saint Olga's and were respectively brainwashed into an ideal princess and loyal guard.

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>>13320
>you will never be beat up by Moon

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>>13328
>"Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds"

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>>13276

>Star getting gangbanged by an army of futa Hekapoos

>> No.13332

>>13329
This picture just makes me imagine Moon calling Marco a dumb bastard and slapping him in the face

>> No.13333

>>13330
i never noticed that one of heads was naysaya

>> No.13334

>>13327
Going by that one anon's idea from last thread, one where Star's a senile old queen who gets sent to an Earth retirement home by her daughter and son-in-law Moon and River

>> No.13335

>>13284
Whatever is free

>> No.13336

>>13334
Man, Star's crush on Marco would be twelve times creepier in that universe.

>> No.13337

>>13276
How thirsty is this bitch for Marco's latin ass?

>> No.13338

what if some crazy homeless man ran up to star and just ripped her wand from her hand and ran away and star couldn't find him again

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>>13337
She kidnapped Marco on the day before Valentine's Day during his second livechat

Right after he finished wishing Jackie and Star Happy Valentine's Day but not her

>> No.13341

>>13337
What woman is immune to The Diaz?

>> No.13342
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>Did you say 'knots'?
What did she mean by this?

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Is river autistic?

Is autism hereditary in mewni?

How does moon cope with him on a daily basis?

>> No.13344
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>>13290
chaotic void star is the best au, all other au's cant come even close

>> No.13345

>>13343
River is a good boy. He did nothing wrong.

>> No.13346
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>>13343
by sending her problems to earth

>> No.13347

>>13343
>How does moon cope with him on a daily basis?

He's a good fuck.

>> No.13348

In case people missed it in the last thread

http://imgur.com/a/8yu6J

>> No.13349

>>13343
On Mewni autism is known as the "royal disease".

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>you will never catch hekapoo
>you will never be forced to fuck all of her clones just to find the real one and when you do find the real one she will marry you.

Fuck this gay dimension

>> No.13351

>>13343
it's how barbarians would behave you fucking faggot

>> No.13352
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Seriously what is this man's problem?

Remember the time he has a breakdown in the woods?

Or when he goes outside the castle grounds looking hunt and ends up half naked in front of everybody?

Does river have a baby seat on his throne so he doesn't look so short sitting next to Moon?

Does the butterfly Royal bathroom have a stool for river so he can reach the sink?

>> No.13353

>>13276
He's totally fucked her. Well, one of her clones at least. Did you see the way they looked at each other? He went through puberty and literally had a list of girls he had to catch and seeing the nature of Hekapoo I don't put it past her to tempt him once he started getting hot. The real question is how much did they fuck? They've obviously become desensitized to each other's bodies since Marco was able to just stop tagging that at will.

>> No.13354

>>13328
that sounds so incredibly boring compared to some of the other AUs...

>> No.13355

>>13354
"Hey this show is good, but what if we made it much worse" - a lot of people, all the time

>> No.13356

>>13354
I like to think it's something like residential schools in Canada

>> No.13357

>>13354
What other AUs are there?

>> No.13358
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>>13350

>> No.13359

>>13355
What do you mean?

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>>13353
Yeah, it was pretty suggestive. The bedroom eyes, the body language, the voice acting.

I remember someone mentioning when it aired about their nephew asking them if those two liked each other. Even a kid could read the atmosphere.

>> No.13361

>>13341
His mother?

>> No.13362

>>13322
So what about all the ones where Star died? Are those just blank?

>> No.13363
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>>13344
Nice trips ed boy

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>>13357
There are some worse AU's out there, but everyone has their favorite
Except this one, Fucking monsters should stay in that Bloody swamp were they belong, Among the trash and shit coming from mewni

>> No.13365
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>>13353
YOU JUST KNOW

>> No.13366

>>13361
Looks like someone doesn't know about the scientifically derived OTP.

>> No.13367

>>13359
People like to put a lot of work in to make the characters and setting less interesting in their AUs

>> No.13368
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>>13360
lewd

>> No.13369
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>>13364
MonStar is pretty qt but I don't agree with the toffee bit.

>> No.13370

>>13364
BUT MONSTAR IS SO CUTE

>> No.13371
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When will Mewni fucking modernize already?

>> No.13372

>>13362
those are the ones where star escaped the system

>> No.13373

>>13367
Any AUs you're thinking of in particular?

>> No.13374

>>13371
Never.

The Elite are keeping them in a constant state of poverty.

>> No.13375

>>13371
they dont need modernization they have MAGIC and its clearly better than technology

>> No.13376

>>13362
I'm guessing the whole math problem parodox didn't apply to dead Stars.

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>>13371
>yfw toilet witches are real in mewndia

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>>13369
>>13369
She is the Living proof about Everything that is wrong with monsters these days
She is an inmature Bloody mistake of nature that Goes crying for Mama at the first glance of trouble
I say we should purge the swamps, Catch every single one of those inbreed Creations and send them to a camp in the Forest of Certain Death, wait for them either to starve or rot
That's the only way Mewni will be free of trouble, Free of mistakes
Pure, as it should be

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>>13286
>Implying she can ovulate.

>> No.13380

>>13379
>implying she cant get ovum from the ovum dimension

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>>13378
Delet this or we'll have trouble my friend

>> No.13382

>>13364
>monster fuckers
So is the imminent threat in that AU, earth/pony/devil/barbarian invasion of Mewni after it has fallen? Seems about right.

>River's heir is sent to earth to escape the bloodshed. She is barbarian tier strong but still young and retarded so she aquieses and stays on earth determined to train
>she and Marco instantly bond over karate and she is taught in its sacred ways
>Star, under toffee's tuition starts to kidnap the opposing royal heirs
>gets Tom
>gets Head
>tries to get Lamina
>repelled continuously despite her magical powers
>continues to scheme and wreak havoc on earth
>end s1
>side plot of pony head and Tom escaping the castle proper and hiding out in the capital trying to find some scissors as Tom is depowered for whatever reason
>Marco captured instead of lamina because humans don't have a racial feat of mag res like barbarians
>Lamina v Star/Toffee
>Marco rescue arc
>Tom and Pony rescue arc featuring H E C C the wayward apostle of Glossy
>end s2

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>>13375
shoo shoo mewpleb

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>>13381
Try me You Monster lover
I See you have been pounded harder than Eclipsa if you are bending your knee for them

>> No.13385

>>13296
CARLOS!

>> No.13386
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>>13378
It's because of shit like this that I'm starting to like MonStar.
What started as just a dumb fanart idea someone had, is now a creature that I actually feel empathy towards.
God fucking Dammit.

>> No.13387

>>13379
the draw friend that did barren hekapoo undid the damage by doing hekakid but i sadly didnt save the images

>> No.13388
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>>13387
Here you go buddy

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>>13384
Enough talk, have at you dubs

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>>13387
>>13388

>> No.13391
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>>13297

>> No.13392

>>13353
>>13360
>>13365

Seriously fuck this episode, it shouldn't have existed at all.

Bear in mind, in no way shape or form am I saying that the episode itself war bad, far from it. The problem is that this single episode made all the kiddy shippingshit outside of it look like a complete joke in comparison. The halfassed attempt at handwaving Marco's age with "lol memories feel like a dream" to justify Marco acting like an ignorant teenager again only makes it worse.

>> No.13393

>>13351
>barbarians would act like small children
>not smashing this shit out of it, killing you, raping your wife and daughter before killing them and looting your house

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Open at your own risk.


Trigger warning: filthy race mixing

>> No.13395

>>13390
to cute i need more cute hekamom and kid

>> No.13396

>>13392
>The problem is that this single episode made all the kiddy shippingshit outside of it look like a complete joke in comparison

Sometimes I wonder if Nefcy did that episode to fuck with shipfags

>> No.13397

>>13276
Hekapoo is like the fucking Bill Cipher of Star vs. fandom, she's in one episode and now she's all that anybody can talk about.

>> No.13398

>>13394
Why is Star such a slut?

>> No.13399

>>13397
Well, Bill Cipher turned out to be the main villain

>> No.13400

>>13392
Have you ever crossed dimensions anon because based on experience if you shift to another dimension it really does feel like a dream

>> No.13401

>>13392
>lol memories feel like a dream
>the countless wet dreams of him catching a Hekapoo, pinning her to the ground, lifting her dress and fucking her bareback like a beast while she moans in ecstasy. wakes up with wet sheets after he fills her with his forces of evil and blows out the flame
>immature marco has no idea what it means and feels like a pervert despite all that primal deep primal sex actually happening, multiple times.

>> No.13402

>>13398
her species literally goes into a lust-induced fugue state, she can't help it

>> No.13403

>>13401
I wonder how Marco's gonna react when he finds out that Heckapoo's kinda dead

>> No.13404

>>13371
What would be the point?

Sure, it's a shithole for the peasants, but they're just peasants. Not as if they actually matter or anything.

>> No.13405

>>13403
I wonder if Glossaryck would have any reaction to learning that Toffee essentially killed his kids

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What would be a good filename for this?

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>>13403
>yfw hekapoo's death will be marco's motivation in defeating toffee and not star

>> No.13408

>>13362
There are no universes where Star died. No matter what parallel universe you go to, Star doesn't die.

>> No.13409

>>13384
Aw she's so fucking cute

>> No.13410

>>13406
>the only good bug is a dead bug

>> No.13411

>>13408
I don't know, Star's narrowly escaped death quite a few times, I wouldn't surprised if there were some timelines where she wasn't so lucky

>> No.13412
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How dirty and filthy was their sex? Was it enemy at the gates tier?

>> No.13413

>>13406
poor jew scoping out this weeks dinner

>> No.13414
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>men in mewni take the last name of the woman they marry
Marco butterfly

>> No.13415

>>13400

The justification is perfectly valid but it doesn't change the fact that looking at it from outside it's clear that the purpose of that explanation was to undo that gigantic piece character development so they could return to the status quo.

And keeing the status quo is fine and all, but in that case don't go and make episodes like this only to undo it all, because it's going to look ba-wait a second

>Based on experience

M-Masaka...

>> No.13416

hekapoo, what's the matter with you
you don't act like the other commissioners do
you wear a disguise to seduce mexican guys
but you're not a girl
you're a hekapoo

>> No.13417

>>13411
>that timeline where Star, Marco, Janna, and the neighborhood kids aren't saved in time from Hungry Larry's stomach.
>Star, due to Mewmans being tougher than humans, survives a bit longer than the others, slowly being digested while stewing in Marco's digested remains.
>Also she dies dressed as Ludo, which has to be pretty embarassing

>> No.13418

>>13403
Check the last livechat, Nefcy practically confirmed the Magic High Commission was alive.

>> No.13419

>>13415
i like that they returned to status quo though since time skips are shit
dont tell me youve never jumped dimensions before?

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>>13416
i like hekapoos

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>> No.13422

>>13417
hungry larry was never actually a threat. he was a performer just doing his job, hence his demeanor when Marco's dad drives him out of the house

>> No.13423

>>13419

Well excuse me for being a poorfag, asshole. Some of us plebs have to make do in our home dimentions.

>> No.13424

>>13392
>best episode shouldn't exist

>> No.13425

>>13424

He didn't say Ludo in the Wild shouldn't exist.

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>>13403
>I wonder how Marco's gonna react when he finds out that Heckapoo's kinda dead
pic related

>> No.13427

>>13425
fetch>ludo in the wild

>> No.13428

>>13427

Take that back.

>> No.13429

hekapoop lmao

>> No.13430

>>13281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcWKZTI9OC4

>> No.13431

>>13411
And yet, Star always survives because her main character powers apply across all universes.

>> No.13432

what if by the time star turned like 27 she turned really calm and wore bland dresses and the light was gone from her eyes

>> No.13433

>>13432
that's what happens if marco ends with jackie and star never gets over it

>> No.13434

>>13411
>There might very well be a Ghost Star timeline

>> No.13435

>>13433
no if marco ends up with jackie, star will become a cold hearted, bitter and jaded princess who refuses to take the throne and instead wander around dimensions doing odd jobs and hates everytime she wakes up from her sleep wishing death would grace her with his sweet and caring embrace

>> No.13436

>>13405
>Kids? Now that's just a simple concept.

>> No.13437

>>13405
he can make more

>> No.13438

>>13316
>Ludo vs the forces of evil

Something tells me 4chan is more into the cute bratty villainess Star and cute suffering Star parts of that AU than the Ludo parts

>> No.13439

>>13436
This. Glossy knows how to Stirner. Kids are a spook, what makes them any different to the countless other forms he or any other magic casters has brouth life to. Are the laser puppies Star's kids. Would it change who she treated them? Spooks!

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>> No.13441

>>13421
>Hair censor

Good fuck, I never knew I wanted this in life.

>>13395
I want HekaMom showing HekaKid her job and helping her/him make their own scissors

>> No.13442

>>13439
Pudding is a spook.

Good attempt, my property.

>> No.13443

>Marco's scissors have a Hekapoo motif instead of one tailored towards his personality or the basic kind that Hekapoo herself uses (that pony head stole)
YOU JUST /KNOW/ THEY BANGED.

>> No.13444

>>13438
the ludo parts would still be pretty cool especially if they have Dennis

>> No.13445

>>13434
>ghost star will never watch you masturbate

>> No.13446

>>13443
>You got the mark of hekapoo son!
What did she mean by this?

>> No.13447
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>>13443
of course they banged just look at the sexual tension between these two, he even had second thoughts of going back to star

>> No.13448

>>13446
She kept jumping his bones when he wasn't looking.

Eventually his cock got scorched by her pussy.

>> No.13449

>>13443
>give him a pair of you themed scissors so he never forgets
>forgets a lot
>star steals the scissors
>his cuck orbiter now uses a pair of you themed scissors with his name on them
Almost as good f//am

>> No.13450

>>13441
>that spoiler
thats adorable you should try suggesting that whenever a draw friend is doing request

>> No.13451

>>13444
Depends on how many roles you swtich around. If you have it so that Ludo is raised by the Butterflies and Star by Ludo's family, then Dennis would likely be part of Star's backstory in this AU, with a role similar to canon

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>>13447
If star hadnt showed up i bet these two would have fugged

>> No.13453

>>13441
chances are the kid won't haver her powers. She's a specifically made construct after all. Policing the interdimension is sort of her jam exclusively (apart from fucking birds and demons who cheat and can do it naturally)

>> No.13454

>>13329
Can somebody make a version of this where she has her hair down like she did before she left to see Ludo's parents in FtM?

>> No.13455

>>13452
>Implying they haven't already
16 years, hundreds of interactions, scissors tattoo. my man that's as much of casual sex give away as any.

>> No.13456

>>13451
maybe dennis went with ludo to the butterfly's

>> No.13457

>>13340
She's getting her own Valentine's decade out of Marco anyways

>> No.13458

>>13455
fugged again i mean

>> No.13459

>>13452
With all the research he did, he must know he's just one of Glossaryck's constructs.

>> No.13460

>>13459
*she's just one of Glossaryck's constructs.

>> No.13461

>>13459
is there a law saying you cant fuck constructs? or hold hands with them or cuddle with them?

>> No.13462

>>13452
>mere a few minutes later and Star would've walked in on Marco fucking the shit out of H-poo.

>> No.13463

>>13459
The entire Magic High Commission (minus Moon) consists of Glossaryck's constructs.

They're basically his alchemical children.

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>>13462
>we were a few minutes away from broken star

>> No.13465

>>13399
Wait a minute...

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>>13276
Hecka Pecka Poo?
Hoo Shaw

>> No.13467

>>13403
He'll react about as much as he did when he saw her at Song Day.

>> No.13468
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>>13464
I shouldn't but i want more gremlin star

>> No.13469
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>>13384
Now look at what you made me do.

>> No.13470

>>13461
No, but there is a difference between fucking a mysterious, powerful, magical woman and Mewni's equivalent of Siri.

I guess that explains, why he chose to go back with Star.

>> No.13471

>>13469
I don't like monstar but you made it acceptable

adorable as always anon

>> No.13472

>>13455
>scissors tattoo
?

>> No.13473
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>>13469
She's too cute, it was impossible to avoid

>> No.13474
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>>13469
The only good abomination is a dead abomination

>> No.13475

>>13473
>monsterfags won't let up
And so the die is cast.

>> No.13476
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>>13454
Sure, why not. I'm a fan of hair down Moon.

>> No.13477

>>13476
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.13478
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>>13471
I'm glad you like it. I don't usually but I like this one too.

>>13473
She just evokes so much empathy in me.

>>13474
Well now. That's just rude.

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>>13392
>Seriously fuck this episode, it shouldn't have existed at all.
I smell Heresy!

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>Hey Anon, you should really go to bed. A good night's rest is important, and you've already stayed up late so many nights already. Please? Do it for me?

>> No.13481

>>13476
Doesn't Grey DeLisle voice both Moon and Jackie? How has no one made that a pairing yet. I'm sure Grey would provide the occasional vocaroo.

>> No.13482

>>13478
nothing personal anon, It was a great drawing but monsters need to be purged since we must secure the existence of our people and a future for mewni children

>> No.13483

>>13480
sorry star my melatonin levels are basically near 0 right now and i havent slept in 4 days

>> No.13484

>>13476
>It's a shame Star had to move back to Mewni, Marco
>You must be backed up, you poor thing
>If it's your desire, I can be your Star tonight

>> No.13485

>>13484
So did the blood moon just curse star so that anyone can get marco but her

>> No.13486

>>13480
You're one to talk, staying up three days in a row just because you didn't want to get tentacle banged

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>>13414
>Star blows out Marco's flame.
>Marco's a fucking butterfly

LIKE FUCKIN POTTERRRRYYYYYYY

>> No.13488

>>13480
I JUST WOKE UP!
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME??!

I'm sorry I'm a bit emotional right now

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>>13469
None Star deserves to be hurt in any sort of way.

>> No.13490

>>13480
I'll sleep when I'm dead, dear

>> No.13491

>>13482
And yet the princess was dating a demon.

>> No.13492

>>13491
demons are honorary mewnians since they make the finest mewnian animation or mewnime as we call them

>> No.13493
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>>13476
Shit, I fucked up. Fixed on this version.
>spot the difference

>> No.13494

>>13480
I got Samurais to watch get fooled.

>> No.13495

>>13480
Only if you tuck me in, pat my head, and say "goodnight my darling"

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>>13492
What a post.

Can you explain how the barbarians and Ponies became honourary mewmans?

>> No.13497

>>13493
Small line on Marco's eye.

Do I get a prize?

>> No.13498

>>13480
Come with me. I can never sleep cause I don't have a QT bug princess to snuggle.

>> No.13499

>>13497
A Moon will visit you in bed tonight

>> No.13500
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>>13480
>Will you join me Star?

>> No.13501

>>13499
But I'm already in bed, and it's 2 AM.

She better fucking book it, or she wont make it.

>> No.13502

>>13496
barbarians are honorary mewnians since our king was put into position by them and is being controlled by them and they extremely hate gays and degeneracy and like squatting for some reason

ponies are not honorary mewnians they are mewnians but not full or honorary mewnians they are like 3/4 mewnian

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>>13493
Why is Moon in lingerie so hot?

>> No.13504

>>13492
They are renowned and respected for breeding within the demon community. Relying on constructs rather than immigrant labour to keep the demon society pure. I'm not sure how a Mewni/Demon princess or queen would be regarded by the alt-magic movement.

>> No.13505

>>13480
You're only here when you want to be. When you want people to think you care, Star. Where were you for my little league games? Where were you for my flute performances?
I see you boasting at court about being a rebel princess; Star, you're 14, when are you going to grow up. I'll sleep when you actually do something around here for once. Until then, it's just me pulling all the slack as usual.

>> No.13506

>>13476
Holy shit, that was quick. Thanks drawfriend.

>> No.13507

>>13480
yeah ok

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>>13508
Oh god that is fucking ADORABLE

>> No.13510

>>13408
I can't believe Star is Gamzee

>> No.13511
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>>13509
should we post cuddles now

>> No.13512
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>>13511
I only have a few though

>> No.13514
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Post weird art/ships.

>> No.13515
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>> No.13516

>>13277
>230+ posts
>5 replies

>> No.13517
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just posting sleeping cuddles

>> No.13518

>>13516
A-are you proud of us Kouhai

>> No.13519

>>13516
You know, not everyone here is degenerate enough to hurt something so beautiful like Star.

>> No.13520
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I want to cuddle Star

>> No.13521

>>13519
This. Physical abuse is for fucking losers. Mental anguish is the thinking man's fetish.

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>> No.13523

>>13519
nobody has to do anything star makes herself suffer

>> No.13524
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CUTE AND PERFECT

>> No.13525

>>13480
I only got two hours of sleep and now I have to drive a 16ft truck for 3 and half hours. Fuck me

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>>13521

Amen.

>> No.13527
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Post canon otp's

>> No.13528

>>13525
>3 hours
Good shift dessu

>> No.13529

>>13525
Can't a computer do that?

>> No.13530
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>>13277
Are we talking about actually getting beat up or just your average daddy-issues tier roleplay

i wish Star would beat me around a little bit

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>>13510
honk
HONK
:o)

>> No.13533

>>13527
what happened to her eyes, did she cuck herself so hard that she gave her self minor brain damage?

>> No.13534
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>>13530
>that choker
Holy fuck I'd let her absolutely destroy me

>> No.13535
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We all ship because we missed out on teenage romance.

>> No.13536

>>13528
It would be if I had some fucking sleep
>>13529
Not yet, but soon

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>>13535
Fuck off frog, not today. I don't want to feel.

>> No.13538

>>13533
Her brain cant take whats happening right now since on mewni they always believed that "if you hook up your crush with his crush then you will get his heart"

>> No.13539

>>13536
>Not yet, but soon

I know I'm actually working on it.

>> No.13540

>>13535
n-no

>> No.13541

>>13535
I ship because it reminds me of my teenage romance

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>>13535
>you never had a star in your teens
>you will never have a star in your life

>> No.13543

>>13542
Not with that attitude.

>> No.13544
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Would you a real Star?

>> No.13545

>>13538
>maybe earf isnt a great place after all

>> No.13546

>>13544
>no cheek marks or magic
>not a bug in disguise
3D does it again

>> No.13547

>>13544
>no wings
>not flat
>no cheekmarks
>probably cant do magic
disgusting

>> No.13548

>>13544
no... no I would not a 14 year old.

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>>13544
She's missing the cheek emblems, the horns and the outfit, and I have no idea what she's like to hang out with, so I can't make an accurate decision

she's nowhere near Star's level she still cute tho

>> No.13550

>>13548
]Would you a hekapoo?

>> No.13551 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.13552

>>13550
...maybe...

>> No.13553

>>13287
English is the common language for extradimensional communication.

It's not supposed to be literally be just Earth as we know it, but there are also other dimensions; it's an Earth that knows of other dimensions and frequently experiences interactions with beings from elsewhere.

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Hey anon wanna chill and hang out?

>> No.13555

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>> No.13556

>>13554
Dont you have a kid to watch?

>> No.13557

>>13555
It's called Jarco, ya shit shitstarter.

>> No.13558

>>13555
001011010100110101100001011100100110001101101011011010010110010100101101000011010000101001010100011010000110100101110011001000000110100101110011001000000111011101101000011110010010000001001001001000000110100001100001011101000110010100100000011100110110100001101001011100000111000001100101011100100111001100111011001000000111011101101000011000010111010000100000011101000110100001100101001000000110011001110101011000110110101100100000011010010111001100100000011000010010000001001101011000010111001001100011011010110110100101100101

>> No.13559

>>13557
I think you mean 01001010 01100001 01110010 01100011 01101111

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>>13506
No prob anon.
>>13497
Yes. As a reward. I will now teach you Levitato. Repeat after me. Levitato!

>> No.13561

>>13546
>>13547
>>13548
>>13549

Why are you so autistic? The girl in the pic is surely 16 at the very least to begin with. I'm only asking if you would hold hands with her if given chance.

>> No.13562

>>13560
Levitato!

>> No.13563
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>>13493
>Queen regnants can keep concubines
>Moon claims Marco as a concubine so he can live in Mewni
>Marco gets to see Star everyday and go on adventures, also protected from kidnappings by Toffee
>Star gets to watch her mom fuck him every night and learn the ropes for the day she becomes queen
>Moon gets some young tail she can groom into the perfect fucktoy for Star or just keep him for herself

Really everybody wins.

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>>13562
No. It's LEVITATOOO!

>> No.13565

>>13555
>>13558
Don't you have a machine to oil up and pray to, Tech Priest?

>> No.13566

>>13565
>mfw earthlings think that god is humanoid and not machine

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>>13563
>tfw your best friend is also your siblings dad

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>>13473
>Middle Monstar
hngggg

>> No.13569

>>13561
It's not a real star dumb ass

>> No.13570

>>13561
>I'm only asking if you would hold hands with her if given chance.
>holding hands with a fake star
disgusting

>> No.13571

>>13550
>>13554
I would while trying to find a way to have her bare children, then impregnate her till we have a child / multiple children, and try to be a good father to them and good husband to Hek. Get a good job, be here for them, teach them whatever wisdom I learned or my family taught me. Live happy, fulfilled life. with Hekapoo.

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>>13561
>hold hands with her
Jesus christ anon, what the fuck is wrong with you? She's a little girl

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>>13343

I think so.

>> No.13574

>>13571
And think after all that you could go back to earth and live your life all over again with hekapoo

>> No.13575

>>13569
Because Star can't be real. There can only be girls that might resemble her.

>>13570
>holding hands with a fake star

unlike Star she's anything but fake

>> No.13576
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Angie>Moon
Angie is subjectively and objectively better than Moon butterface

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>>13352
>>13343
>river doesn't recognize a tooth brush
>mewmans don't brush their teeth
>star only brushes her teeth to spend time with marco

cute

>> No.13578

>>13561
>Hand holding with some random 3D slut
>Comparing Star with anything from this reality
You deserve not to be loved by anyone, anon.

>> No.13579

>>13566
I once saw one of your acolytes insert his genetalia, at least I assume its his genetalia and not a robotic-attachment, Emperor forbid, into the exhaust pipe of a Baneblade while chanting, while he was supposed to be repairing it.

If there is a machine god, I doubt it approves of that degeneracy.

>> No.13580

>>13575
>unlike Star she's anything but fake
and also unlike star she's not star butterfly

>> No.13581

>>13534
>yfw Marco gifts Star a choker for her birthday after ignoring her the whole specifically so he can find the best present for her, even going to Quest Buy on his own for it
>yfw the opening changes to match Star's new choker

>> No.13582

>>13579
Thats how we repair things you heretical swine

>> No.13583

>>13578
I hope you guys are joking because I honestly can't tell.

At least that random 3D finnish girl is no whore like Star.

>>13580
Star Butterfly shares her cunt with anybody who gives her heroine. This is canon by the way.

>> No.13584

>>13574
>Ask Hekapoo if she wants to do it again
>Rinse and repeat above, all while making sure to contact the grown up children and keep in touch
>They are my sons and daughters; abandoning them would be horrible of me
>Otherwise, continue living happily with Hekapoo and guiding my grown children towards happy lives of their own

That'd be alright, I suppose.

>> No.13585

>>13575
>There can only be girls that might resemble her
the girl you posted does not resemble star faggot

>> No.13586

>>13577
Well, Perfect Princess Moon flossed every day, at least.

>> No.13587

>>13583
>finns
>anything but whores
surely you jest

>> No.13588

>>13585
She does.

>> No.13589

>>13583
>Star Butterfly shares her cunt with anybody who gives her heroine
just like any 3dpd girl just replace heroine with money
>>13583
>This is canon by the way.
what episode anon?

>> No.13590

>>13589
>what episode anon?

you consider yourself a fan and you don't that know?

Disgusting. You deserve to jack off to made up cutie blonds all your life.

>> No.13591

>>13584
The time difference between earth and the hekaforge world would mean that your first day back on earth would end with you be an great grand parent

>> No.13592

>>13590
humor me what episode did she say she'd sell her body for heroine? or are you confusing reality with cartoons again anon, how many times do we have to say that your mom is not star butterfly

>> No.13593

what if star cut off marco's head and threw it like a cannonball to ward off advancing enemies

>> No.13594

>>13592
FUCK YOU MY MOMS NOT A WHORE
FUCK YOU GUYS

>> No.13595

>>13544
Not flat enough

>> No.13596

>>13593
Considering Mewman biology, it would probably work better the other way around

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>>13544
>no wings

>> No.13598

>>13591
I'd try to be around longer than that on the Forge world. I know how long time would pass. I'd hate disappearing on them.

But I would adore seeing how far their own families would go if I did become a great grandparent through family generations. Just don't know how receptive they'd be to getting siblings so late into their life cycles.

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>> No.13600

>>13398
She's a commie jew

>> No.13601
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>>13599
I'd let star bite my dick

>> No.13602
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>>13544

Yes

>> No.13603

>>13544
>would i do pekkas little sister
I like do women of My own species

>> No.13604

>>13577
>conflating River with mewmans
River isn't a mewman. He's from a different people with their own Kingdom. That's like saying Tom is mewman.
Of course the barbarian doesn't deal with that shit. Now that he's king which mewman is going to make him learn their ways? Moon doesn't care, obviously.

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>>13592
speak for yourself

>> No.13606

>>13530
Actually beating up. It wouldn't be much of a question otherwise.

>> No.13607

>>13605
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>> No.13608

>>13387
Also don't forget the one Mh. did

>>>/aco/1293890

>> No.13609
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>>13607
very well

you're deluded faggot, Star is a whore, she does drugs and she hates you

She's also selfish and she doesn't care for people around her.

>> No.13610

>>13577
>Star goes down in history as the queen with the best teeth

>> No.13611

>>13609
Everytime I read this I just can't help but giggle at River.

>> No.13612

>>13583
Weren't you supposed to be the chill one, Jackie?

Have you lost your daily meth or something at Janna's?

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>>13609
I get what they were going for in this panel but every time I see it I start laughing because it looks like he's crying over how fucking good the weed he just smoked was. Makes the unbearable edge less cringeworthy at-least

>> No.13614

>>13611
>Just fuck my daughter up

>> No.13615

>>13611
What's funny about rape you degenerate?

>> No.13616

>>13615
see:
>>13613
>>13614

>> No.13617
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>This thread

>> No.13618
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why are you people blind?

>> No.13619
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>>13517
how romantic

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>>13618
She clearly hit him first, he was acting in self defense

afterward they both had rough sex

>> No.13621

>>13609
So would you raise the half-lizard bastard child?

Or send the wretched thing to the trash?

>> No.13622

>>13621
kill it with extreme prejudice along with the womb that created it

>> No.13623
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>>13620
>>13621
why do you play along I want you to insult me

>> No.13624

>>13621
I'd repeatedly punch her in the abdomen until she miscarried and then take care of her while she recovers

>> No.13625

>>13624
>punch her in the abdomen
>not just stimulating her mewvix directly so that it is fooled into contracting and aborts the baby naturally

>> No.13626
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>>13378
>everything that's wrong with monsters
I love my monster girls, you faggot.
>Lamia star when?

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>> No.13628

>>13626
>we monster defeneracy now
Just when I thought Cute and Perfect were going to keep the #1 shitpost spot forever

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>>13626
>mfw filthy human racemixer near me
I bet you want to fuck elven boys and ghouls too you degenerate sicko

>> No.13630

>>13626
Poor taste, all of them.

Polt 4 life

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>> No.13632

>>13628
It was bound to happen.

>>13629
I'm not gay. Now a cute dark skin elf on the other hand... I would. Ghouls are nasty, bro...

>>13630
Polt is also good... but something about Lamias gets me hard.

>> No.13633

>>13630
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>>13632
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>> No.13634

.--- .- -.-. -.- .. . / .. ... / - .... . / -- --- ... - / ... ..- .--. . .-. .. --- .-. / --. .. .-. .-.. / --- -. / - .... . / ... .... --- .-- / .- -. -.-- --- -. . / .-- .... --- / -.. .. ... .- --. .-. . . ... / .... .- ... / ... .... .. - / - .- ... - .

>> No.13635

>>13634
.--- .- -. -. .- / .- -. -.. / .... . -.-. -.- .- / .- .-. . / --- -... ...- .. --- ..- ... .-.. -.-- / -... . - - . .-. .-.-.- / .--- .- -.-. -.- .. . / -.-. .- -. / -.- . . .--. / -- .- .-. -.-. --- / - .... --- ..- --. .... / .... . -.-. -.- .- / .- .-.. .-. . .- -.. -.-- / -... .-. --- -.- . / .... .. -- / .. -. / .- -. -.. / .--- .- -. -. .- / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / --. . - / .... . .-. ... / .. -. / - .... . / . -. -.. .-.-.-

>> No.13636

>>13633
>>13634
>>13635
Fuck off, robots.

>> No.13637
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>>13636
I've always wanted an excuse to post this.

>> No.13638
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>Anon... why do you have so many pictures of me saved on your computer?

>> No.13639

>>13637
Stupid frogposter.

>> No.13640

>>13638
>because you are cool and I like cool people and pictures of cool people

>> No.13641
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>>13378
Make Mewni Great Again

> MMGA

>> No.13642

>>13638
>7
It's really not that many Star.

>>13639
Robots though, geddit?

>> No.13643

>>13638
>Um... it's not what it looks like... I find you really cool and junk... It's just a reminder that cool people like you exist.

>> No.13644

>>13638
What are you talking about i dont have pictures of you, I have pictures of jackie

>> No.13645
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>>13386
Wut?

>> No.13646

>>13644
Fuck off!

>> No.13647
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>>13644
As do I.

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>>13638
>No, it's okay, I'm not mad... I just
>You know you can tell me things, right anon?

>> No.13649
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POST CUTE STARS

>> No.13650

>>13649
Holy shit lol I fucking hate you

>> No.13651
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>>13649

>> No.13652
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>>13649

>> No.13653

>>13644
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>> No.13654

>>13648
>okay I guess no point in hiding it anymore right?

>I love you but I'm old, fat, pale, disgusting and boring and you're still a kid.

>> No.13655

>>13648
>I...um...I... it's best if you didn't know... you might think I'm weird...

>> No.13656 [SPOILER] 
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STARS?

>> No.13657

>>13649
>>13652
THIS IS NOT CUTE!

>> No.13658
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>>13649

>> No.13659

>>13648
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>> No.13660
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>>13649

>> No.13661
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>>13649
Kino

>>13657
but it IS perfect

>> No.13662
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>>13649
more cute starco

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>> No.13664

>>13649
>>13652
>>13660
>>13661
>>13662
Oh... I get it... this is an April Fools joke? Right...Right?

>> No.13665
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>>13664
Personally I just don't give a shit. I just like Starco. Those pics do nothing for me.

>> No.13666
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>>13664
>Marco: "Hey, Star... can I... tell you something?"
>Star: "Of course Marco! You can tell me anything"
>Marco: "I think, I think I love you"
>Star, beaming: "R-Really?"
>Marco: "APRIL FOOLS"

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>>13666
Damn anon

Never knew Marco could be brutal

>> No.13668
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>>13664
suffering is for everyday anon

>> No.13669

>>13666
>"April Fools haha! Got you good best friend. I'm getting married to Jackie, you're invited"

>> No.13670
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>> No.13671

>>13666
>>13664
>haha why do you look upset Star?
>[sly tear threatening to slip from a twitchy eye]
>I know you don't like me but this is offensive, Star. What kind of reaction is that
>I mean, I act up one time between you and Tom and I never hear the end of it
>I. GET. IT. We're just friends.
>honestly I like it that way
>you're my best friend ever and NOTHING will ever change that
>[stunned silence]
>S-star, please- it was just a joke, cheer up
>[hugs her]
>[tear finally let loose now Marco can't see her]
Happy halloween anon

>> No.13672

>>13670
DELET

>> No.13673
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cucks not even once

>> No.13674

>>13671
That wasn't spooky at all.

>> No.13675

so an anon yesterday asked if there were any scenes that foreshadowed later ones in this show and I said I couldn't think of any even though they do make an effort to set plot developments/revelations up

and now, a day later, some actual examples of foreshadowing are coming to my mind. fuck me

>> No.13676
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>> No.13677
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Straight up, just.

>> No.13678

>>13675
>and now, a day later, some actual examples of foreshadowing are coming to my mind. fuck me
like what

>> No.13679

>>13664
>marco approaches Jackie with a stern look in his eyes
>seeing him she turns and grins with her favourite skater girl drawl
Heyyy~ Marco
>Marco exhales drawing his inner lip to his teeth
>his eyes dart away from hers just for a moment before turning back more fierce than before
Jackie, we need to talk. I've really enjoyed our time together honest. I thought I'd never think of anything I want to do more
>Jackie's slack grin begins to retract ever so slightly
I've found out some shocking news. That time at school, you know- when Star turned purple? Well she and I are- sort of having a kid.
>Her eyes dilate
At first I wasn't going to tell you. Moon said it was her fault for not being there for Star, hell she even offered me a lot of money never to mention it again.
>Jackie's eyes soften, that was her Marco always caring. What a kind dork
But I thought about it and what something like that means and-
>he takes a sharp breath
I think I'm in love with Star!
1/2

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>> No.13681

>>13680
STOP

>> No.13682

>>13678
well I don't want to spam these threads with a bunch of useless cartoon theory posts if no one's asking for them

but one instance is the line in Mewnipendence Day
>Why send an army after the wand when it can be hand-delivered?

Applies both to Star giving the wand to Toffee herself in Storm the Castle, and Ludo being guided to his wand, with the crystal being held in Toffee's skeletal hand, in Ludo in the Wild.

>> No.13683

>>13679
>star's chest tightens
>she is just outside his door
>she doesn't understand what he's saying about mewberty at all but wow- when she heard he loved her
>she edges even closer trying to peak her eyes through the crack
>she sees Jackie rear back in confusion a look of horror strewn across her face
>slowly she leans back in taking a few breathes and laying her arms on marco's shoulders
Marco... I've been Janna's friend for years. Do you honestly think I'd forget about April Fools?
>Marco hangs his head
It was worth a try. Usually I'm the one looking silly or getting embarassed, I just wanted to get you for once
>jackie pulls him in for a soft embrace
>
>star runs to her room sobbing
>stiffling her voice she opens the book
>through shuddering breathes she asks Glossyric her final companion
W-what's april Fool's?

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I have over 400 pictures of fan art saved because of these threads.
I never asked for this

>> No.13685
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>hey anon? this is stupid but
>do you think I'm pretty?

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>>13677
fixd that for you anon

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>>13680

>> No.13688

>>13685
>Well Star, people on earth kind of don't think about bugs that way
>remember when Pony head asked if she was cute and I didn't answer? It's like that

>o-okay Marco

>> No.13689

>>13685
>You're beyond pretty... you're cute and beautiful! NEVER CHANGE!

>> No.13690
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>>13685
>What kind of question is that?
>Of course you are Star!

>> No.13691

>>13392

I get what you mean.

I like the episode because of her but at the same time I really did think it was stupid of them to put in the whole

>it's been years
>oh look how sad the world is for Marco now
>he knows what it's like to adult
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand back to before!

It could have been fine but the whole 'they've fucked and he's an adult now! But after one episode he's 100% BACK TO NORMAL!' just wasn't needed.

>> No.13692

>>13689
>never change- into a butterfly again, bugs are gross
>I tell you star, if you were a human girl I don't think I could keep myself away

>> No.13693

>>13683
>>13679
>>13686
>>13692
STOP DOING THAT!

>> No.13694
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>>13685
no you are a failure star
You failed your parents by being an incompetent child
You failed your kingdom by letting your enemy have your magic book and half your wand
You failed your best friend when you confessed to him in front of a lot of people including his girlfriend
And you failed yourself by pushing marco to jackie even though you had feelings for him because you are indecisive

honestly girl you should kill yourself

>> No.13695

>>13694
Blue Star edits when?

>> No.13696
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>>13694
Now read that back to yourself. I'm sure you'll be surprised at how well it fits for you as well.

>> No.13697

>>13695
YOU MOST COMMIT SEPPUKU STAR!

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>>13696
>tfw I will never recover my wand and spell book
You're right. I am a fucking failure. I can't keep running from myself anymore

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>>13698
I'm impressed by how much effort you're putting into these. How many more pictures do you have?

Or a better question would be why don't you have anything better to do with your time right now?

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>>13694
frankly you shouldve done it long ago
everything you touch either burns or dies slowly

>> No.13701
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post more

>> No.13702

>>13699
>implying it's just me
At the very least you're being tagged teamed.

>> No.13703

>>13699
since when are you under the impression that we are one person

>> No.13704

>>13691
>>13392
I feel like they should have done more in the actual episode to show the memories were fading away to some extent or that the time spent there would be really only like a few weeks or a month in Earth time but he just aged rapidly while there (still 8 minutes on Earth, just not literally 16 years with Hekapoo even though he's an adult).

Ending felt too serious and could have easily been adjusted a bit too to imply "yeah, it wasn't a big deal."

It's a good episode, really fun, but "Marco ages 16 years, for real, and then is back to normal, with no clear acknowledgment in the show of how much this affected him" is a place I never wanted this show to go, or even expected it ever would. Like I don't want the show to become Marco's existential crisis about losing over half his life, so they did right there, but it seems like they shouldn't have placed elements in that episode to make an apparently large percentage of fans think it would become an actual issue rather just a means for Marco to have his own pair of scissors.

I knew it wouldn't really be addressed again; I just wish it had been handled differently for the episode's writing to feel stronger. Season 2 was especially good on the writing front so something weird like that just stands out more.

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>>13699

>> No.13706

>>13699
there are maybe 4 or 5 of us

>> No.13707
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>>13702
>>13703
>PERFECTLY fucking timed
I think I love you man

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>>13683
Holy fucking shit

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>>13701

>> No.13710
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>>13703
>>13702
>>13705
>>13706
Oooh alright. That puts things into perspective.
Well I'm going to take a nap then.
I Sincerely hope you all choke on your respective penises.
Have a fun thread~

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>>13707
i love you too anon

>> No.13712

>>13710
Are you this new?

>> No.13713
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What were they thinking during this moment?

>> No.13714

>>13713
>J: Awwww~ He looks happy- but man what was Star thinking? Oh well, no point in wasting a good night
>M: I fucking love boy bands
>S: Just a minute... I miiiight have made a mistake somewhere.

>> No.13715
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>>13638
Is Star the biggest waifu on /co/ right now?

>> No.13716

>>13713
>Star
>"The fruition of my plan is almost complete, after marco and jackie grow closer and bond from this concert I will be marco's new gf"
>Jackie
>"Bend over"

>> No.13717

>>13715
Not even close

>> No.22047
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Can you make salsa without cilantro and tomatillos?

>> No.22064

>numbers got restarted

WTF

>> No.22083

>>22064
yeah. some of my posts are missing too.

>> No.22087

>>22064
>>22083
Check the board title.

>> No.22092

>>13713
Marco is excited about the imminent threesome
Jackie is measuring Marco, thinking about how terrible his performance will be
Star is hoping she'll get at least some of him

>> No.22102

>/cock/
what

>> No.22124

>>22102
check your date.

>> No.22144

Someone posts Marco's nacho recipe from the lore book. Right now is a perfect time to get someone from /ck/ to help us make it

>> No.22151

>>22102
It fits. Cocks and vaganias are two most discussed things here.

>> No.22193
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Post food, /cock/.

>> No.22196
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>>13638
Don't be silly Star, it's not that mu-

>> No.22232
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>>22193

>> No.22318

>>22193
Marco's /cock/ is Star's favorite food. Too bad she'll never get to taste it since she's a cuck.

>> No.22334

>>22144
I'm too lazy to post it.

>> No.22364
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[ERROR]

We already dropped a few dozen posts from this thread, this shitty board merge joke better not fuck up the archives.

>> No.22508

>I missed out a precious shit posting 'cos my extention was so dignified to swap to /cock/
Fucking Hiroshima

Also the joke is the old /co/ck/ one I'd imagine.

>> No.22543

>>13277
>you will never let your sadist cravings loose and beat a cute girl bloody and bruised, then put her back on the mend while switching up between a dedicated doctor and an intense regimen of non-battery humiliation, to start the game over and over again
A young girl wanting me to be her personal bully daddy is a secret fantasy of mine.

>> No.22563
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>> No.22582
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>>22193
Who wants corn?

>> No.22823
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>>22232
>>22193
also i just remembered toffee is a food as well

holy shit i am a genius

>> No.22982

>literally can't stop thinking of Star
>the most beautiful girl ever created in western media
>I'd rather lurk here than do my work
>I'm literally burning through my savings to post here and not work

What the fuck can I do in real life to show my love for her? There aren't any figures of her being sold.

>> No.23002
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>>13551
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MORE

>> No.23042

>>22982
Buy the comics and book multiple times to support to show

>> No.23046

>>22982
You can go to the forest and get molested by the bugs.

>> No.23048
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>>13277
I'm into the power play but actual abuse is not sexy. But I wouldn't mind a little choking and beating up her throat if you know what I mean.

>> No.23086

>>23048
The only time I'd choke Star is when I ask her to wear a choker

>> No.23088

>>23048
sauce anon?

>> No.23093

>>23042
I've already done that.

>> No.23194

>>23093
buy more and give them to your friends or parents or underprivileged children

>> No.23213

>>23194
You think I should announce my love for this character on my social media despite the fact that I'm in my mid 30s and I have a decent following?

>> No.23226
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>>13290
>Best AU
Kamen Rider Marco
>Worst AU
Non-magic Star AU

>> No.23288

>>23213
See how decent your following is by announcing your love to the world

>> No.23293

>>22582
Star can cook?

>> No.23308

>>23226
faggot who watched power rangers as a kid here

is kamen rider any good?

what am in for?

>> No.23319
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>>23093
Do it again, and again, and again..

>> No.23323
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How a princess could be such a slut?
It's unbelievable.

>> No.23332

>>23226
Marco is Kickhopper

I guess that makes sense

>> No.23343

>>23288
Dark. I'm honestly split between what I do and act in the "real world" and how I act here. I'll give this more thought

>> No.23428

Am I supposed to be in the /co/ thread or this thread? I'm so confused

>> No.23442
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>>13544
Maaaaaybe - yes

>> No.23481
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>>23088
john doe

>>23323
Does tumblr actually believe "polyamory" is a real thing that can produce healthy lasting relationships?

>> No.23502

>>23293
Only corn and corn-based dishes. She's terrible at making anything else.

>> No.23533
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my mind can only think so much dirty that can happen on the rear end

>> No.23611

>>23308
Karate bugmen and JUSTICE
>>23332
Apparently the guy writing it had plans for a movie-like event where Marco met the Punch Hopper user and it was himself from the Saint Olgas AU

>> No.23683

>>23308
Bugs in motorcycles spreading JUSTICE

>> No.23729

>>23308
Are you starting with Showa or Heisei Rider?

>> No.23732

>>23048
source?

>> No.23809
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Pro jarco edit 1/2
(penance for jackie gore)

>> No.23838
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>>23809
Pro jarco edit 2/2
(penance for jackie gore)

>> No.23891

>>23729
never watched any kamen rider

should i star from the beggining?

I did watch garo thou

>> No.24074
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>Cartoons & Cooking merge
>cinnamon posters don't make a sudden comeback
how come

>> No.24121
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>Hekapoo thread
>already 500 posts in
I CAME AS FAST AS I COULD

>> No.24138

>>24121
no one cares jerry

>> No.24370
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>Anon? you okay?
>you haven't left your room in a while...

>> No.24457
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>>24370
>STAR, CALL THE FUCKING NAVY

>> No.24527
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>I call on Marco to cast Earth magic on my tum-tum with his Super Awesome Earth Genes
What did she mean by this?

>> No.24570

>>24370
I'M EATING MY CHEESE BURGER!