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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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13250915 No.13250915 [Reply] [Original]

>> No.13250922

>>13250915
Yes

>> No.13250931

>>13250915
If I learn to have sex will girls cook for me?

>> No.13250933

>>13250915
Nobody will ever have sex with you, for any reason

>> No.13250937

>>13250933
What if it’s not their choice?

>> No.13250938
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13250938

It would help. But you probably just need to stop acting like a beta and man the fuck up. Women don't want another pussy around. They already have one. Cooking is just one more thing men do better then women. So hop to it bitch.

>> No.13250940

yep just make sure you know how to talk about hair too. the panties drop instantly for a dude who can make shrimp tacos and knows what a balayage is

>> No.13250942

>>13250915
As long as you keep regular hygene, most probably.

>> No.13250945

>>13250937

I mean, rape is technically sex I guess. So touche.

>> No.13250946

Did the old thread get deleted or did a lot of posts get deleted?

>> No.13250990

>>13250915
Last one get deleted already?

>> No.13252529
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13252529

>>13250915
Learn to cock instead of cook.

>> No.13252553

No. Cooking for a woman comes AFTER courting her/taking her out on a few dates. If you can't even get the that point then cooking won't help you get laid. Most women won't go to your house until after a few dates because they think all men are rapists who will drug them. Asking them to come to your house for a meal on the first date will put rape into their mind and they will ghost you.

>> No.13252585

A more important question: if I learn to sex will girls cook with me?

>> No.13252591

>>13250915
I'm fat as fuck and have been fucking asian pussy for years. Y'all pathetic

>> No.13252597

>>13252591
not an achievement desu

>> No.13252602

>>13252597
apparently it is since 4chan is full of people bitching about it in literally every board thinking that their hobbies are an excuse for a shit personality

>> No.13252606

>>13252602
I’ve had sex once because I’m shy and it’s the only time a white girl ever came on to me, if I wanted a minority I could have one.

>> No.13252608

>>13252606
white bitches are the ultimate pump n dump, literally don't even have to try

>> No.13252609

>>13252529
this escaped lee how?

>> No.13252639

>>13250931
This is really a way better question

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13252648

>>13252529
I SEE A FUCKING PONE

>> No.13252649

>>13250931
No, when you give the dick too well women become exhausted, spoiled and complacent, deny them the O so they have to satiate their hunger for meat in a more literal way

>> No.13252657

>>13252606
Idk what it is but girls are obsessed with eye color

>> No.13252676

>>13252553
truth

>> No.13252728

>>13250915
It helps. Problem is if you're asking this on /ck/ your problem will most likely the phase of the first impression before you get to show off your cooking. It's 2019 and most bitches can't cook for shit since their boomer moms had a job instead of teaching them how to cook so wrapping something as simple as carbonara with some pasta made from scratch is almost 100% guaranteed to impress.

>> No.13252743

>>13250915

No OP, you become the girl