Pleb Filters

[Anonymous No.13249012]

What are the biggest pleb filters to food and cooking?
>farmers markets
>fear of a bad meal
>fermentation
>mushrooms
>diarrhea
>liking new things
Any others?

[Anonymous No.13249028]

>>13249012
disliking raisins.

[Anonymous No.13249056]

>>13249012
that's the kid that died from a blood clot after playing video games for 19 hours straight

[Anonymous No.13249264]

Pleb filters you can use to filter out tastelets:
>Not putting milk in scrambled eggs
>not using fresh pepper
>falling for the specialized salt meme (sea salt, pink salt, etc.)
>not having a dutch oven
>not knowing the difference between grilling and BBQing
>falling for the bottled water meme
>exclusively eating plain pizza
>putting too many toppings on a pizza
>cooking a steak past medium
>cooking ground beef to under Med-rare
>they can't quote the scene of pic related or even worse if they don't know it at all

[Anonymous No.13249270]

>>13249264
Sounds like a bunch of youtuber redditor tier recommendations. All zoomers blindly follow the retarded shit you posted

[Anonymous No.13249491]

>>13249012
LAN parties were fun

[Anonymous No.13249498]

>>13249264
>not knowing the difference between grilling and BBQing
What is?

[Anonymous No.13249509]

“You can make it at home way cheaper”

-Poorfags and Jews

[Anonymous No.13249639]

>>13249498
BBQ is wet, grilling is dry

[Anonymous No.13249642]

>>13249012
Hating on the Chup

[Anonymous No.13249643]

>>13249264
>>falling for the specialized salt meme (sea salt, pink salt, etc.)
While all salt tastes the same, there's a huge textural difference between coarse sea salt, kosher salt, and fine grain salt. Also there's difference in weight to volume ratios, which is important for shit like pickling.

[Anonymous No.13249664]

>>13249056
No it's not, the reason that kid died is because the blood clots formed in dudes legs from the prolonged sitting, and they fucked him when he stood up after 19 hours.

[Anonymous No.13249668]

>>13249012
Anchovies, god i love them

[Anonymous No.13249697]

>>13249639
>BBQ is wet
Wet as in coated with a sauce?

[Anonymous No.13249702]

>>13249264
>not having a dutch oven
Can't afford one.
>exclusively eating plain pizza
Tomato sauce, cheese and some herbs is not plain pizza, it's a complete pizza. It doesn't need anything else.
>they can't quote the scene of pic related or even worse if they don't know it at all
Guilty as well

[Anonymous No.13249747]

>>13249012
>wc 3 lans

[Anonymous No.13249774]

>>13249664
There was more than one kid that died from playing videos games

[Anonymous No.13250192]

>>13249509
>if you can make it at home youre a jew for not supporting Corporation that make the stuff you can make at home
>Im not a shill youre The shill shut up

[Anonymous No.13250355]

>>13249012
I never thought I'd see another picture of this dude beyond the famous one

>>13249774
I'd need more than one anon as source before I believed that

[Anonymous No.13250487]

Buying pseudo-foods. (non-dairy “cheese”, fat free “sour cream”, bottles of “bacon” bits etc.)

[Anonymous No.13250533]

>>13250487
fat free or reduced fat foods are perfectly fine as long as they're not loaded with sugar to compensate, they help break up the monotony of cutting without having hundreds of calories per serving.

[Anonymous No.13250569]

>>13250355
Believe whatever you want

[Anonymous No.13250629]

>>13250533
Actually yeah, you’ve pointed out the one exception. Medical and health related reasons are fine, but don’t you tell me for a fucking second that “it’s just as good” in terms of culinary quality where no medical restriction on diet exists.

[Anonymous No.13250649]

>>13250355
Who is it

[Anonymous No.13250665]

>>13250649
He's the kid that died from a blood clot after playing video games in that position for 19 hours straight. Looks like the blood was rushing down to his head judging by how red his face is. The japanese literally used to kill prisoners like that.

[Anonymous No.13251153]

I had friends who had their minds blown by bruschetta. It's like they'd never seen someone spend half a minute in the produce and deli and have dank snacks ready in less time than it takes to cook a shitty frozen pizza. I think it's mostly having good food and seeing how easy it is to make most of it.

[Anonymous No.13251590]

>>13249264
>>13249702
>Guilty as well
It's a wonderful system, anon. Liquefies in the pan.
>>13249264
That's not a bad list.
>>13249509
I'm not even a great cook and my homecooked food blows good restaurants away. I still like to go to try new things and have someone else make it for me.

[Anonymous No.13251621]

>>13251590
While I agree, there are many things you aren't equipped to do in an average home kitchen and sometimes eating out or getting some specialty package is the way to go for it. I'm thinking mostly of things that are good when you just get served them instead of spending 6 hours making stock.

[Anonymous No.13251679]

Licorice is the final boss of pleb filters

[Anonymous No.13251681]

>>13249264
Putting milk in your scrambled eggs is for plebs. You are supposed to only use butter, or maybe some really good olive oil

[Anonymous No.13251816]

>doesnt like onions
>doesnt like onions
>doesnt like onions
>being grossed out by raw fish or beef tartar or raw egg
>shops at trader joes
>doesnt drink alcohol but isn't alcoholic, for reasons like "they dont like the taste"
>avoids weird cuts of meat like lengua, cabeza, tripa
>removes all the seeds out of peppers before making salsa
>peels potatos
>rinses pasta
>doesnt know difference between normal and aldente but ALWAYS asks for aldente
>uses the "hand trick" for assessing steak doneness
>spaghetti recipe involves sugar
>thinks dishes like bolognese are intrinsically "low end"
>believes in special secret "family recipe"s
>believes luck plays a large part in the outcome of a dish
>believes gas stoves are better than other kinds
>avoids microwaving things
>doesnt clean as they cook

[Anonymous No.13251826]

>>13249012
whats that guy on the ceiling going to do when he has to take a huge smelly shit

[Anonymous No.13251850]

>buys specific ingredients to make a single dish, never uses them again
>cannot associate spices with flavors, only knows them in association to their use in recipes
>follows recipes to the T without ability to experiment or adjust to taste
>worse, does not have enough individual taste to know what they would want to adjust
>presentation is more important than taste
>autistically attached to using things like scales to weigh ingredients to fractions of a gram because someone told them they can't trust volume
>does not know the macros of dishes they cook

[Anonymous No.13251856]

>differentiates between "gourmet" food and normal food
>turns up nose at things like the mcchicken while not having the capacity to cook one for themselves at home
>specializes in one specific item like "apple pies", cant cook anything else

[Anonymous No.13251862]

Parsnips

[Anonymous No.13251876]

>doesnt have a use for ingredients they consider bland
>dislikes foods for their astringency, like persimmons
>more ingredients = fancier food
>blue apron
>buys top shelf basic ingredients like flour and sugar but wouldn't know the difference between them if it ever came up

[Anonymous No.13251883]

cant come up with a complete meal that doesn't involve meat

[Anonymous No.13251927]

>>13251816
>>removes all the seeds out of peppers before making salsa
Removing some or all seeds is a fine way to modulate heat. Plebs:
>remove all seeds because they are Paco

>>peels potatos
1980s meme. Most potatoes should be peeled for most uses

>>spaghetti recipe involves sugar
Sugar is a great tool for moderating marinara


>>believes gas stoves are better than other kinds
They are

[Anonymous No.13251964]

>>13251883
This.

[Anonymous No.13252017]

>>13249012
zoomer here, why do all mid 2000s pictures look like that? like, what's with the lighting? were the lightbulbs different back in the early / mid 2000s?

[Anonymous No.13252036]

>>13252017
camera flash in a dark room

[Anonymous No.13252051]

>>13249264
>>13251590
Based autist quoting his favourite movie in conversation like anyone fucking cares

[Anonymous No.13252063]

>>13252017
Every camera used flash

[Anonymous No.13252079]

>>13251816
Congratulations on reaching the peak of Mount Stupid. Hope you enjoy the descent you mouth breathing retard, you aren't nearly as knowledgeable as you think you are

[Anonymous No.13252136]

>>13252079
basically accurate, i am the guy you replied to and i never cook for myself, have been surviving off a walking distance 711 and mcdonalds the last 3 months , jack in the box n taco bell before that

[Anonymous No.13252453]

>>13249639
Ummm.....no. Wtf does that even mean?

Bbq is smoked for a long period of time, grilling can take minutes.

[Anonymous No.13252601]

>>13249012
definitely a high ranking one

[Anonymous No.13252831]

>>13251816
>shops at trader joes
>believes gas stoves are better
>avoids microwaving things

anon, you were so close