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This is what depression looks like

>> No.13246363

>>13246361
no, depression is a wish sandwich

>> No.13246367

>>13246361
>home cooked pasta
>in a bowl
>with a fork
>at desk/table
it only gets worse from here, senpai

>> No.13246369

>>13246363
I'll chuckle for nostalgia

>> No.13246380

>>13246361
lazy midnight pasta is based though

>> No.13246386

it's okay if I put tuna in my carbonara when it's hot?

>> No.13246394

>>13246386
no haha.

>> No.13246403
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>>13246394
but-

>> No.13246407

>>13246403
buh wuh buttu cup?

>> No.13246432
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>> No.13246548

>>13246361
I listen to cspan or this american life when I'm at home because I live alone and have no one to talk to, or alternately nobody calls or comes over to talk with me.

>> No.13246561

>>13246361
It's bad, but even that half assed pasta is better than a lot of the garbage oc retards on here fart out.

>> No.13246573

>>13246361
That's cheap efficient food anon. Depression is instant ramen or just eating a granola bar.
>>13246432
I hope things got better for that anon. Life isn't easy.

>> No.13246585

i had a stretch of about 6 months where i ate tortellini from lidl with no sauce or cheese for lunch and a bag of frozen oven fries for dinner every single day

>> No.13246603

>>13246585
You didn't know what beans and rice where?

>> No.13246604

>cold mcdoubles you got the night before
>cold wieners in untoasted bread
>baked chicken legs with bbq sauce on the side
>cigarettes
>everything with large amounts of cheap beer and liquor

and when you're really not feeling it, half a bottle of nyquill so you don't have to be awake
>

>> No.13246611

>>13246603
lack of money wasnt the driving force in my case

>> No.13246612
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>>13246604

>> No.13246615
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This is what anxiety looks like

>> No.13246632

>>13246611
I understand.

>> No.13246638

>>13246432
saying something is too late is just an excuse to keep recreating your own personal tragedy

>> No.13246643

>>13246573
>Life isn't easy.
Thanks reddit. Try doing something constructive instead of wasting all your time playing video games and it might not suck so much.

>> No.13246652

>>13246612
thanks friend, but I know how to cook. You don't eat cold wieners because you don't know how to make lentil soup, you do it because you can't be fucked to wash a pan

>> No.13246657

>>13246652
Fair enough.

>> No.13246715

>>13246615
why the fuck are there chives

>> No.13246735

>>13246715
Those are called green onions. This your first day here?

>> No.13246908

>>13246361
No, that's just shit cooking you fuck tard. You can make plenty cheap ass pasta.

>> No.13246913

>>13246715
You got big chives growing in your back yard buddy

>> No.13246917

>>13246913
i've actually seen lots of variance in chive sizes depending on the brand.

>> No.13246919

>>13246432
>gotta have my pep

>> No.13246922

>>13246603
Start with the Greeks

>> No.13246936

>>13246615
green onions make everything look fancy

>> No.13246952

>>13246432
Kek what a bitch

>> No.13246954

>>13246919
>aka I'm a fat fuck and need to drink ungodly amounts of sugar

>> No.13247287

>>13246735
No I've just literally never seen this garnish on pasta before. This your first day on your period, bitch?

>> No.13247306

>>13247287
Neither have I, but that doesn't magically make me not know what they are. If you can't identify green onions you shouldn't be cooking.

>> No.13247432

>Pasta
>"Sauce" that is literally just a bunch of butter on the heat until it goes a nutty brown color
>Salt
>Pepper
Wa la
Eat this and you'll want to fucking kill yourself

>> No.13247437

>>13247306
Green onion isn't even a real term.

>> No.13247728

>>13246361
Looks like the meals my psycho exgf would make for herself everyday. Always canned tuna or chicken/turkey breasts.

>> No.13247730

I make tuna noodles like once a week, drizzle some fish sauce and sriracha on top
easy protons and tasty
t. /fit/

>> No.13247734

>>13247432
Butter is too expensive for a poorfag.

>> No.13247735

mm delicious

>> No.13247789

>>13246361
Actually it looks pretty tasty, IMO. Chicken doesn’t pair amazingly with pasta ((IN MY OPINION)), but even so.

>> No.13247807

>>13246363
better than a knuckle sandwich

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>>13246361
This IS depression: watching your own show.

>> No.13247908

>>13246361
mm depression

>> No.13247913

Depression looks like posting shitty food pics on 4chan because you have no friends to talk to, but still require at least someone in this world to notice you

>> No.13247918

>>13246652
Lentil soup is not an example of high cookery or being a cook you cocksucking buffoon

>> No.13248365

>>13247913
Huh?

>> No.13248386

depression is having 20 empty boxes of frozen pizza scrambled in the kitchen together with vodka bottles

>> No.13248389

>>13246715
it's mapo tofu

>> No.13248391

>>13246432
>lol but at least I'm not a wagie, right?

>> No.13248394

>>13246615
No that's what acid reflux looks like.

>> No.13248396

>>13246361
>pasta
>pesto
>chicken pieces
Seems like a pretty good dinner. Shame about the pasta choice though.

>> No.13248403

>>13246715
They wanted more green in the picture.

>> No.13248444

>>13248396
>Shame about the pasta choice though.

Which pasta pairs best with chicky and pesty?

>> No.13248461

> male thinks noodles are depression food

It's ice cream, you obvious virgin who's never had a gf

>> No.13248472

>>13246361
That tastes really good.

>> No.13248625

>>13247730
>easy protons
They never taught me about these in science class

>> No.13248950

>>13248625
explains your bench dyel lmaooo got eeeem

>> No.13248982

>>13247918
no one talked about high cookery you dumb nigger

>> No.13250088

>>13246361
Should I feel bad for thinking that looks pretty tasty?

>> No.13250136

>>13246615
It’s okay anon I got it

>> No.13250139

>>13246361
>depression
>that much meat
lmao
https://youtu.be/UXpouL9Q1iY

>> No.13250140

>>13250088
No, pasta is comfort food after all.

>> No.13250559

>>13248472
How do you know? Did you break into his house and eat it?

>> No.13250573

>>13246367
>with a fork
How do you eat your pasta, with a spoon?

>> No.13250834

>>13250573
Hands

>> No.13250876
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>>13246432
>tfw 31
gotta have my pep, r-right guys?

>> No.13251154

>>13250876
>great value drink mix
I'm sorry for whatever led you to this point in life. I hope things get better for you. No one deserves to live like this.

>> No.13251245

>>13246715
those are scallions

>> No.13251292
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Depressed obese man here. That's not what depression looks like. This is what depression looks like. I would love to eat a bowl of pasta right now. In fact, I cooked myself a massive plate of linguini with clam sauce a few nights ago. It was so delicious. I'm currently fasting because it's the only way I can lose weight. Every time I eat, I feel angry at myself, even if it's healthy. I made two eggs on a slice of multigrain toast, and I stared at it with hatred for several minutes before I took a bite. I've been obese for most of my life and I'm sick of it. I'm still a young man at 23, and I have the rest of my life to improve my health and physique. I just hate dieting and exercising. I mean that I truly despise it. I hate being hungry, I hate having sore muscles and no energy, they make me feel like shit. Being fat doesn't make me feel like shit like diet and exercise do. It's a vicious cycle.

I can't even take my goddamn Prozac because it gives me heartburn from Hell. Fuck you and your comfy bowl of pasta. You think you're depressed? LOL I'm a real fucking 5150. I've been strapped to a gurney against my will, arrested at gunpoint, beaten and handcuffed by my own father, you don't know SHIT. fuck you. I'm going to go eat a wish sandwich because I wish I never existed

>> No.13251411

>>13246361
>seasoned
>cheese
>meat
You're retarded.

>> No.13251415

>>13246548
I'll talk you anon

>> No.13251482

>>13251292
Lol is this pasta

>> No.13251796
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My typical meal.

>> No.13251885

>>13251796
Hope this is bait

>> No.13251899
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>>13246361
It actually looks more like this. I think he ate bigger meals than that.

>> No.13251920

>>13251292
don't give up exercise and healthy diet anon
it get easier over time, you just need a good trainer and a good nutricionist
don't give up

t. ex obese man

>> No.13251932

>>13248391
Yeah, at least he's not a wagie.

>> No.13251966

>>13251885
I wish it was.