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Cooking Birds for Thanksgiving Edition

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>> No.13247018

>>13245921
what in the world

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>>13245921
>peach
ruined

>> No.13247549

>>13245921
i am fucking tired of the chinese catering to american shit

everytime you see those small animated figures just know your falling for chinese propaganda

fuck all of you

>> No.13247554

>>13246408
damn didnt know that actually impressed

pretty dope

>> No.13247572

>>13245927
why do perverts have to ruin everything and have to bring their sick sexual jokes to all things sacred???

>> No.13247580

>>13247407
__ _________ ______?

>> No.13247583

>>13245921
Was it necessary to show the carrot being inserted from three different camera angles?

>> No.13247613

>>13245921

>that lemon seed

disregarded

>> No.13247828

>>13245924
>>13245924
Do Americans REALLY?

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>>13247828

>> No.13248171

>>13245921
> 5 POUNDS of butter
Do
Americans
Really
???

>> No.13248176

>>13248113
Do Japanese REALLY?

>> No.13248187

>>13245921
Would that really cook that rice?

>> No.13248192

>>13248187
Instant rice is already cooked.

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>>13245921
>>13247407
Fucking retarded

>> No.13248446

>>13248113
Imagine if you were a human and this happened to you.

>> No.13248524

>>13248446
I don't think I'd care for it.

>> No.13248539

>>13245921
W-why did they show the carrot probing from so many different angles

>> No.13248544

>>13248113
>this kills the fish

>> No.13248567

>>13248113
It there anything more dishonest than japanese cuisine?

>> No.13248686

>>13247549
its french you nutjob

>> No.13248704

>>13245924
What the fuck is the point of boiling water then adding ice to it?

>> No.13248744

>>13248446
I can't imagine being human

>> No.13248788

>>13248704
To dissolve the salt and sugar

>> No.13248796

>>13245921
what in the god damn?

>> No.13248804

>>13248704
Salt and sugar don't dissolve well in cold water. Boiling is unnecessary though.

>> No.13248815

>>13248804
But they immediately add the ice, it's retarded.

>> No.13248841

>>13248804
Pretty sure a substance dissolving in water is based on the waters volume and temperature. Why wait to boil all that water when you can just start with the final volume and mix it in there?

>> No.13249151

>>13245921
I want to make this, but they don't sell fresh rosemary where I live. What can I replace it with?

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>>13245921
this is making me so mad

>> No.13249218

>>13245921
holy kek i'm dying.

>> No.13249232

>>13245921
>5 lbs.
It's clearly not.

suddenly butter turns into mashed potatoes??

>peaches with rosemary
dropped

>> No.13249284

>>13248841
Because blood-warm/hot water is significantly more effective to dissolve salt/sugar vs cold. The ice should be added regardless because the brine should be ice cold before the bird is submerged to minimize bacteria growth during brining.

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>> No.13249712

>>13249578
BASED

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Beans?

>> No.13249995

>>13249949
Why is this popular? Dosen't seem like the flavors would go well with each other.

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>> No.13250014

>>13249949
what in the absolute fuck lmfao

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>> No.13250066

>>13250055
WHAT A HECKIN CUTE WOOFER GOODEST BOI! HE DESERVES ALL THE TREATS XDD

>> No.13250083

>>13248704
So it doesnt start cooking the meat faggot

>> No.13250115

>>13249284
Heating a solvent to dissolve salt will increase solubility, but any extra salt you dissolve due to temperature will come out of solution as temperature decreases. Adding more ice(water once it melts) just increases volume and is the reason you don't see salt floating around.

That or it didn't fucking matter to begin with because why would you need enough salt to saturate the water anyways?

>> No.13250137

>>13247583
Yes, because it's like peepee inserted in coochie :-)

>> No.13250146

>>13248113
Want to know how i know the cooks race?

>> No.13250160

>>13250066
cringe

>> No.13250168

>>13250055
Lol my dog is like the one that won't go near it. If her ball ends up bouncing into a box or behind something that she can still get behind she'll beg someone to get it for her. She's just well behaved enough to realize she shouldn't be messing with anything, but stupid enough not to realize she can reach it.

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>>13245921
>stuffing the bird with potato/any non-aromatic

>> No.13250179

>>13250115
I would think that lukewarm water would be perfectly fine. I've made brines before and don't recall worrying about heating the water. Salt and sugar will dissolve easily given the volume of water and use table salt instead of coarse salt obviously.

>> No.13250429

>>13250030
good lord this gives me such a raging boner, pure wife material

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Perhaps a tasty fall beverage?

>> No.13250449

>>13250437
Why club soda instead of water if the ratio is so low and dumped in destroying the small amount of carbonation?

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>>13250449
That's the recipe, follow it or leave.

>> No.13250478

>>13250466
I'm moving to Georgia soon. Is this what I'm in for? All of my in-laws consider my cooking to be really "healthy", but it's just normal fucking food to me.

>> No.13250485

>>13250449
Club soda has salts and shit in it. If it was just about carbonation they would use seltzer

>> No.13250536

>>13248113
it look tastee

>> No.13250558

>>13250146
Is it the ogre like fingernails?

>> No.13250756

>>13250478
Yup, Just bowls full of diabetes.

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>> No.13251048

>>13250466
Sugary trash.
>>13250478
Georgia has been completely reconstructed, so you're probably in for whatever's on sale at the big box store.

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>> No.13251143

>>13249578
Based as fuck. But how does he get out?

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>>13251066
Disgusting.

>> No.13251156

>>13251066

That kinda turns my stomach.

>> No.13251249

>>13250912
>Easy to eat omelettes
Excuse me but is eating an omelette such a difficult task it needed fixing?

>> No.13251251

>>13251066
>poking and fucking around with the meat while its frying
gee i love squashing all the juices out for some dry ass burgers

>> No.13251255

>>13250912
See how the soy boy consumes two egg penises at once

>> No.13251420

>>13251143
The eggs know better than to stand in his way.

>> No.13251455

>>13248815
They do that because you don't want to add meat to a boiling brine. The ice plus the boiling water drops the temperature so the brine doesn't cook the turkey.

>> No.13251461

>>13250449
If they were worried about carbonation you would top the drink off with it rather then add to the overall mixture.

>> No.13251468

>>13250170
Right? That potato fucked me up. Completely useless. Put a whole lemon in there instead.

>> No.13251469

>>13248113
God I wish that were me.

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>>13247572
>turkey is sacred
t. burger

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>>13251146
This is really upsetting

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>>13251146
it started good, i don't know what kind of bread that was but the moment it was shown everything started to look like shit

>> No.13252012

>>13251967
Banana bread.

>> No.13252123

>>13251066
Non-Americans can't make good burgers. It is literally impossible.

>> No.13252180

>>13246408
This probably also shatters the bones making it a nightmare to eat/prep

>> No.13252418

>>13247572
>turkey butter and pumpkin pie are sacred
>vaginas are disgusting and perverted
Yep, thats an all american incel

>> No.13252422

>>13246408
this is really bad, it damages the skin and the structure of the entire bird, but I mean, these are amerikeks, they never could appreciate subtlety of taste and high quality anyway

>> No.13252464

>>13252180
It don't.

>> No.13252467

>>13252422
>it damages the skin and the structure of the entire bird
No it doesn't, you fucking retard. Jesus christ newfag.

>> No.13252484

>>13245921
>that carrot insertion

oh god that's funny, whoever made this knew exactly what they were doing there.

>> No.13252600

>>13248686
no the fuck its not where did you get that retard shit from

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Can we get some cooking disasters in this thread

>> No.13252632

>>13246408
is he ok???

>> No.13252674

>>13251510
>>13252418
I bet you think you really have a point here, but I just feel sorry for you. You don't understand. You could never understand.

>> No.13252684

>>13249949
>>13249998
>>13250026
this is why we need a wall

>> No.13252697

>>13249998
Wtf is that slop?

>> No.13252707

>>13252621
what the fuck were they thinking? lmao

>> No.13252737

>>13251251
he's probably doing it to check if it's frozen still
it's not like it's homemade

>> No.13252752

>>13250030
God drunk women are repulsive.

>> No.13252760

>>13250030
tater thot

>> No.13252776

>>13251066
I fucking hate "performance cooks".

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>>13252776

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>>13250055
>a fucking dachshund and golden retriever mix

>> No.13253104

>>13245927
This is my first time on this board and that webm just radicalized me. Some of you are pretty cool, dont go outside for thanksgiving this year.

>> No.13253115

>>13251146
why? why? even as a joke, why?

>> No.13253129

>>13250170
You absolute pleb.

Stuffing any bird with potatoes means they will cook in the juices and fat and become delicious.

Go back to eating Popeye's chicken sandwich, since you know so little of cooking.

>> No.13253146

>>13250912
that's an egg popsicle.

>> No.13253152

>>13251066
loooks deliciious

>> No.13253168

>>13250912
why would I eat a egg shit log?

>> No.13253179

>>13249578
There he remains forever trapped until all the eggs are eaten.

>> No.13253188

>>13250437
APPLES
PEARS
CHOPPED

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Your balloon, sir.

>> No.13253213

>>13253210
I wonder if it would pop if he licked it

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>> No.13253375

>>13253350
homosexuals can't post here.

>> No.13253407

>>13253375
Then why are you posting?

>> No.13253549

>>13251066
STOP FUCKING POKING THE MEAT OH FFFFF

>> No.13253570

>>13250083
>Not boiling the meat.
Do Americans?

>> No.13253580

>>13245924
YAAASS

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>> No.13253664

>>13253640
Poor deformed creature cannot even eat properly.

This breed is a testament to human depravity.

>> No.13253682

>>13248815
Yes, they need it hot (not boiling but whatever it works I guess) to stir everything in and get it to dissolve, which won't work well in cold water, then cold once they've done that because they don't want the bird to start cooking in the brine. This isn't rocket science.

>> No.13253816

>>13245927
Its funny because there's VAGINAS!!!!! Get it??? xD

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>>13253129
If you want potatoes cooked in bird juice you put them underneath, and save the cavity only for things that flavor the bird you complete dipshit. Are you gonna portion out the one potato half that was inside the bird? You're a fuckin arsehole m8.

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>>13253816
Would you prefer the opposite?

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>>13253664
It is a cute abomination though

>> No.13254030

>>13250030
God I want her to get really drunk and sneak into my room late at night and carefully suck my dick.

>> No.13254043

>>13252674
lmao are you serious? haha

>> No.13254051

>>13253818
I don't typically have only one potato on hand, you idiot.

>> No.13254078

>>13252600
Are you fucking stupid? You can go to their main website and see how it started. It's French. How about you tell us why your dumb fuck brain assumed it was China?

>> No.13254086

>>13253823
Semen resembling dripping sauce, hm?

>> No.13254095

>>13254051
How many fucking potatoes do you cram inside the bird? Where did you learn to cook like a fucking dolt?

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>> No.13254115

>>13246408
BEHOLD
A MAN

>> No.13254120

>>13251489
>tfw she's now on an anti-vegan crusade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPghUYfh4gE

>> No.13254156

>>13248446
Imagine if you weren't a giant faggot

>> No.13254172

>>13249151
tomatoes.

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>> No.13254252

>>13254217
Absolutely no charisma at all. I don't know why people ever watched him.

>> No.13254303

>>13245921
wtf
that stuff got minced right when it hit the bowl

>> No.13254309

>>13248113
:(
whoever did that to the fish should have that happen to them

>> No.13254317

>>13249578
the king has arrived

>> No.13254328

>>13250066
i totally agreagous popo

>> No.13254335

>>13254303
I too would love to learn that technique. It's the wrist motion isn't it?

>> No.13254339

>>13250437
i would also pee in that

>> No.13254347

>>13251066
wtf

>> No.13254356

>>13251967
>wine or broth
u cant deglaze with broth fucker

>> No.13254363

>>13253210
that looks not only edible, but delicious

>> No.13254369

>>13253350
god if pinkey pie had hands like those i would let her in my pants any day

>> No.13254374

>>13253648
What do I order to get this?

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>>13247407
>use a paint roller bro

>> No.13254422

>>13253648
>>13250030
Same slut?

>> No.13254449

>>13248171
> 5 POUNDS of butter
Do
THE FRENCH
Really
???

Fixed that for you

>> No.13254457

>>13248113
how can you be this cruel, fucking disgusting

>> No.13254529

>>13253570
For England, James?

>> No.13254554

>>13253648
>p-please stop

>> No.13254583

>>13254095
You can cut them up into pieces.

>> No.13254584

>>13254217
Glad this faggot is burning in hell.

>> No.13254591

>>13254356
Wine ot?

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>>13253067

>> No.13254636

>>13250478
Only if you are looking for it. Georgia isn't the county fair 24/7. Sure you can find those things but you don't have to if you don't want to.

>> No.13254641

>>13252906
Cross contamination.

Disgusting

>> No.13254668

>>13252467
>no it doesnt, just take my word for it, because I am from the land of the free
Classic ameritard

>> No.13254679

>>13254583
>cutting one potato into piece will make more potato in bird
american education

>> No.13254711

>>13246408
he do the dance

>> No.13254718

>>13248446
>Imagine if you were a human
no

>> No.13254726

>>13250066
>maybe if i point out that people that are dumb happen to like something people will stop liking it

>> No.13254736

>>13254356
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deglazing_(cooking) ?

>> No.13254751

>>13248446
I have fapped to human cooking hentai where young girls are butchered and prepared to dishes. This is nothing.

>> No.13254764

>>13253648
what secret menu item is this

>> No.13254765

>>13253648
Tipwelldeserved.webm

>> No.13254773

>>13254641
Oh no, he got one person's rice in another person's rice.

>> No.13254809

>>13253640
do americans really?

>> No.13255148

>>13249578
there is no eggscape

>> No.13255162

>>13254120
based

>> No.13255305

>>13250026
his daughter is a top tier qt
wouldnt mind making him my father in law

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>>13250912
theres something really unsettling about this guys face

>> No.13255336

>>13249578
eggs-cellent

>> No.13255352

>>13254604
>soychad
>white wine
>popular with reddit
>gap teeth
>square space
>verified clickbait

kek

>> No.13255403

>>13248113
I got to be honest those fish up close look really cool fried and balled up. They look angry and artistic, like a sculpture or something.

>> No.13255711

>>13254120
she found out about nootrients and toxins hehe

>> No.13255783

>>13245921
10/10 cinematography on the carrot insertion

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>>13256200
The first guy didn't get disqualified for killing the animal instead of horribly torturing it?

>> No.13256257

>>>/fit/53312690

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>>13245924
>YAAASSS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLOgwRkRVl8

>> No.13256295

>>13245924
>stand directly over pot of oil
>put turkey in oil
>oh fuck there was still water on it
>350 degree oil engulfs me
YAAASSS

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>>13248539
so Redditor fucksticks like you can point it out and pretend you're funny or clever for noticing.

>> No.13256326

>>13256259
I'd probably give him the last bite of that dog. Crows are cool.

>> No.13256333

>>13256241
>>13256241
goo boy

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>>13250026
This one makes me especially angry.
It's the way he looks over his glasses like he's some kinda pro. I want to hurt him.

>> No.13256371

>>13248113
Do Canadians really?

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>>13256371
Yes they do.

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>>13252760
This post deserves more love

>> No.13256391
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>>13251066
Nothing more cringe than when they try to look really fast and badass but fuck up constantly.

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>> No.13256425

>>13248113
What does a fish have to do to convince nips that pain and even nocioception are much more primitive abilities than they believe?

>> No.13256468
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>>13254097
I was hoping it would end with that oldtimer in the back slapping the back of his head and telling him to leave.

>> No.13256479
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>>13254120
She's on a pro-attention crusade. Always has been.
Women like her a not actually about the diet or lifestyle or fandom they make videos about. They just notice someone else is getting attention because they're a vegan or a food reviewer or a game etc. and they latch on.
It's pathetic.

>> No.13256487

>>13256200
The Chinese are a blight.

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>>13256479
*gamer

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>>13250066
A while ago I met a woman, a grown woman, who actually said "boop the snoot" aloud when she petted my dog.
It's bad enough when people write like that online but hearing her say it IRL really fucking got to me.
I didn't set the dog on her, but I was thinking about it.

>>13254726
It's another case of confusing the thing with the fanbase.
You can like bacon while still wanting to punch people who "meme" about it for example.
Other examples would be Rick & Morty and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Decent enough show and book but the fans are insufferable shits.

>> No.13256550
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>>13251146
This looks like something you'd see Master Shake watching

>> No.13256561

>>13256257
http://is2.4chan.org/ck/1574112966543.webm

>> No.13256573

>>13256550
I don't know how to explain it, but you are 100% correct

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>>13256365
The flawless incorporation of the lady who just needed a napkin, though.
Good work.

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>> No.13256638

>>13250030
Holy shit I used to love storage wars

>> No.13256738

>>13254043
it means ur mixing two things that arent meant to be together - hence perversion

>> No.13256791

>>13245921
>3 kg of Butter

murica

>> No.13256799

>>13253580
This video was reasonable up until that point.

>> No.13256812

>>13254115
Based Diogenes poster

>> No.13256835

>>13250026
Do Central Americans Really Do This?

>> No.13256866
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>>13256791
More like 2.25 kg
A pound is a little less than half a kg.

>>13256812

>> No.13256880

>>13256866
man how do you resist killing that little nigga

>> No.13256943

>>13256866
Manlets, when will they learn?

>> No.13257118

>>13245921
K E K
E
K

>> No.13257132

>>13254405
>>13247407
OMG!!! talk about yum.

>> No.13257248

>>13256880
>nigga
Why do ""people"" type like this?

>> No.13257365

>>13250437
>putting the tap that high
shiggy

>> No.13257370

>>13253350
The style of this video reminds me of that faggot who wears the giant white lego head.

>> No.13257377

>>13253350
so no egg shells, right?

>> No.13257387

>>13256200
chinese are weird

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>> No.13257403

How low is the heat that eggs are not burning?

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>>13257400
you can also mix the white egg until it foams to make your pancakes fluffier

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>>13257406

>> No.13257421

>>13257409
>>13257406
This is Mexico or somewhere in south america isnt it

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>>13257421
maybe i have to find out where exactly they prepare such thing, the condiment they put at first still makes me wonder what it could be

>> No.13257484

>>13256866
Where the feathers?

>> No.13257505

>>13257421
>Cheap white bread
>Cheap hot dogs
>Mayo
>White onions
>Corn
>Tomato
>Sour cream

Sounds about right.

>> No.13257514

>>13248113
>failing at ikejime this badly

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>>13250466
just look at all of that fucking glucose.

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>>13248567
>anything more dishonest

>> No.13257549

>>13249949
jesus what the fuck

>> No.13257575

>>13257537
Holy shit that is hot

>> No.13257578

>>13248446
>imagine if you were a human
fucking fishposters, leave my board

>> No.13257580

>>13253067
what was even the point?

>> No.13257585

>>13253350
the colours of the frostings are fucking atrocious mixed together

>> No.13257619

>>13257537
Hnnng

>> No.13257785

>>13257421
>>13257426
Brazil.

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>> No.13257820

>>13245921
This is culinary terrorism

>> No.13257846

>>13257812
Heartless people

>> No.13257916

>>13256629
wtf is this

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>

>> No.13257980

>>13257916
Ham.

>> No.13258000

>>13249998
I want to cum on that girl's face so bad bros

>> No.13258212

>>13257937
So no head?

>> No.13258227

>>13250146
Is it the cruelty?

>> No.13258235

>>13256391
Do AMREICANS RAELLY

>> No.13258242

>>13254405
>none of the cheese is sticking to burger tower
Heh

>> No.13258252

>>13252707
They were thinking this is how cremation works

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>>13257400
>sped up
>no instruction
The french omelette in this video conveys no important information for making the omelette turn out that way. It looks like someone making an american omelette and just cooking it for less time, Bad video. Dunno about the other recipes because the french omelette annoyed me.

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>>13257807
I DFUCKIN KNEW IT WAS KAY THE ENTIRE TIME I WAS WATCHING AND THEN HER STUPID FACE POPS UP AT THE END

>> No.13258302

>>13257925
This entire video feels like one big troll.

>> No.13258324

>>13257421
>>13257785
The condiment is probably farofa.

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>> No.13258636

>>13257406
Stop it, he's already dead!
[adds the "sauces"]

>> No.13258647

>>13257409
Fucking christ!

>> No.13258652

>>13258525
>picks up trash
gob bless

>> No.13258663

>>13254252
yeah why isn't he staring into the camera making a surprised soy face with every bite... makes no sense

>> No.13259420

>>13253350
I was about to be annoyed until I saw the "adult supervision recommended". Obviously this shit is for girls 6-12 years old or something. There's really nothing wrong with that.
Kids like stupid shit, nothing new.

>> No.13259894

>>13254604
That's not what BD cum lube looks like

>> No.13259935

>>13257812
what the fuck
is it really so hard to take a knife and stab it in the head so it wont suffer
whats the deal with chinese doing shit like this

>> No.13259985

>>13259935
unironically its because some regions believe if the animal suffers, it tastes better. in reality that actually makes the meat worse. not a joke.

>> No.13260168

>>13253640
what ac cutie

>> No.13260527

>>13257937
That is not very sanitary

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Glad there are at least some new webms for once. So I'll give you guys another new one. I'm up to 43 that I've made.

>> No.13260634

>>13254449
That's more believable than if Americans really

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Mods can't ban since it does not show his penis.

>> No.13260701

>>13254120
Wow she looks so healthy and beautiful now.

>> No.13260727

>>13245921
I kept thinking OP's video was an ironic joke recipe and waited for the punchline until the bed of rice and veggies was introduced. Now I want to try it.

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>>13260598
$100 for a meal served where the staff doesn't know how to set the table.

>> No.13260747

>>13252422
>>13254668
not that guy but yeah you don't know anything stupid. I've used these before and it looks the same as any other chicken. do you think they treat it so nicely at the fucking factory?

>> No.13260822

>>13254668
Should we just take your word for it, instead?

>> No.13260829

>>13259420
That's what tipped you off? Not the fact that the cupcakes are being made by a My Little Pony character?

>> No.13260835

>>13260829
What? Those are human hands.

>> No.13260843

>>13257392
>lady eats it off the dirty metal right away

>> No.13260863

>>13256378
i knew it! so pineapple on pizza people are freaks

>> No.13260876

>>13248446
DAY OF THE HOOK WHEN

>> No.13260914

>>13249949
Orange man actually is bad, but holy shit do we need that wall.

>> No.13260947

No webm but posting a classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

>> No.13261004

>>13256545
this hog is NUGGIN

>> No.13261011

>>13257484
If I remember the story right, that bird was a rescue and it had been very sick/stressed. It lost all its feathers and they don't grow back. Last I heard it was happy and healthy.

>> No.13261020

>>13250485
club soda has negligible minerals, unless you get carbonated mineral water. Might as well shake some lite salt in or something.

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>> No.13261097

>>13261091
What did he mean by this?

>> No.13261207

>>13259935
yeah brah like just stab the brain through the skull, like what's the problem

>> No.13261263

>>13250168
Sounds like your dog trained you to fetch his toys

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>>13254115

>> No.13261280

>>13261263
She just knows that she shouldn't mess with things that she's not explicitly allowed to and is an extremely low IQ English Bulldog. She gets confused as to how to get out of a large pen when the door is open but the thing she wants to get to is on the opposite side from the door. She like an extremely docile, extra retarded nigger that's actually cute and nice to be around.

>> No.13261289

>>13251251
Bait? That's a boomer meme the juices will not be all squeezed out. Just stop over cooking your meat.

>> No.13261312

>>13257812
Fucking chinks. Hope they get nuked.

>> No.13261328

>>13257846
They're not exactly people. They're closer to hive insects than the rest of us.

>> No.13261344

>>13253648
someone should loop this more perfectly so it never ends

>> No.13261361

>>13261289
It does and you are wrong. You don't touch it and only flip it once.

>> No.13261397

>>13261361
Listen gramps, this has been disproven for a decade. It's such mainstream knowledge that you're not "squeezing the juices out" that there was even a fuckin mythbusters about it or some shit.

>> No.13261480

>>13258652
Huh?

>> No.13261495

>>13259985
I've always wondered why they thought that. Dad was a hunter and told me many times the faster the kill the better because the adrenaline they release does something with the meat somehow

>> No.13261509

>>13260739
Kek I missed that

>> No.13261511

>>13261495
Tenderizes it. White people prefer their meat tougher for some reason.

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>>13257392
Corn Pop

>> No.13261538

>>13261511
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.atlasobscura.com/articles/why-scared-animals-taste-worse.amp
You got it backward

>> No.13261556

>>13252621
"Yall ready for the Cremated Chicken?"

>> No.13261575

>>13245921

Now do the one where the retarded bitch is smashing her spoon for cereal.

>> No.13261730

>>13256575
even dogs react to gore

>> No.13262096

>>13255352
He's also a kike

>> No.13262146

>>13261511
Adrenalin release/ stress does the opposite what are you talking about

>> No.13262251

>>13261207
if they can saw it into steaks then i dont see the issue with taking a really sharp stick to pierce its skull and kill it
or heart
or literally anything to not make it suffer
but of course its chinks and they have their values backwards from the rest of the world

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>>13256866

>> No.13262344

>>13253640
this doggo is definately one of the good guys :)

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>> No.13262451

>>13261280
sounds based

>> No.13262659

>>13262379
But that's how I eat? What's wrong? He probably washes his hands when he's done if that's what upsets you...

>> No.13262664

>>13262399
Why do bugpeople prefer tortured animals over quickly killed animals? Actually curious.

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>>13257916
>>13257980
No, its cheese dummies

>> No.13262742

>>13261480
most hunters wont pick up their trash or spent rounds but this real niggah does

>> No.13262810

>>13262664
something something, alive taste better something chinesy mumbo jumbo belief

>> No.13262816

>>13260527
what are you, gay?

>> No.13262899

>>13262379
if this is a cute girl instead then it becomes endearing

>> No.13262943

>>13256378
bloody Canadians

>> No.13263007

>>13254217
blessing to this earth, rip

>> No.13263138

>>13261397
Listen child, You can tell the fucking difference. Test it yourself, press and poke the fuck out of one patty and leave the other alone and only flip it once. One will be juicy and the other will be dry. They didn't bust shit.

>> No.13263146

>>13262664
Did you not see him stun it? If you don't have any experience in a kitchen then you shouldn't speak like you do.

>> No.13263150

>>13262664
Also that is a Fugu fish, If it is not prepared fresh then all kinds of contamination problems arise.

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