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Cooking Birds for Thanksgiving Edition

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>> No.13247018

what in the world

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>> No.13247549

i am fucking tired of the chinese catering to american shit

everytime you see those small animated figures just know your falling for chinese propaganda

fuck all of you

>> No.13247554

damn didnt know that actually impressed

pretty dope

>> No.13247572

why do perverts have to ruin everything and have to bring their sick sexual jokes to all things sacred???

>> No.13247580

__ _________ ______?

>> No.13247583

Was it necessary to show the carrot being inserted from three different camera angles?

>> No.13247613


>that lemon seed


>> No.13247828

Do Americans REALLY?

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>> No.13248171

> 5 POUNDS of butter

>> No.13248176

Do Japanese REALLY?

>> No.13248187

Would that really cook that rice?

>> No.13248192

Instant rice is already cooked.

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Fucking retarded

>> No.13248446

Imagine if you were a human and this happened to you.

>> No.13248524

I don't think I'd care for it.

>> No.13248539

W-why did they show the carrot probing from so many different angles

>> No.13248544

>this kills the fish

>> No.13248567

It there anything more dishonest than japanese cuisine?

>> No.13248686

its french you nutjob

>> No.13248704

What the fuck is the point of boiling water then adding ice to it?

>> No.13248744

I can't imagine being human

>> No.13248788

To dissolve the salt and sugar

>> No.13248796

what in the god damn?

>> No.13248804

Salt and sugar don't dissolve well in cold water. Boiling is unnecessary though.

>> No.13248815

But they immediately add the ice, it's retarded.

>> No.13248841

Pretty sure a substance dissolving in water is based on the waters volume and temperature. Why wait to boil all that water when you can just start with the final volume and mix it in there?

>> No.13249151

I want to make this, but they don't sell fresh rosemary where I live. What can I replace it with?

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this is making me so mad

>> No.13249218

holy kek i'm dying.

>> No.13249232

>5 lbs.
It's clearly not.

suddenly butter turns into mashed potatoes??

>peaches with rosemary

>> No.13249284

Because blood-warm/hot water is significantly more effective to dissolve salt/sugar vs cold. The ice should be added regardless because the brine should be ice cold before the bird is submerged to minimize bacteria growth during brining.

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>> No.13249995

Why is this popular? Dosen't seem like the flavors would go well with each other.

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>> No.13250014

what in the absolute fuck lmfao

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>> No.13250083

So it doesnt start cooking the meat faggot

>> No.13250115

Heating a solvent to dissolve salt will increase solubility, but any extra salt you dissolve due to temperature will come out of solution as temperature decreases. Adding more ice(water once it melts) just increases volume and is the reason you don't see salt floating around.

That or it didn't fucking matter to begin with because why would you need enough salt to saturate the water anyways?

>> No.13250137

Yes, because it's like peepee inserted in coochie :-)

>> No.13250146

Want to know how i know the cooks race?

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>> No.13250168

Lol my dog is like the one that won't go near it. If her ball ends up bouncing into a box or behind something that she can still get behind she'll beg someone to get it for her. She's just well behaved enough to realize she shouldn't be messing with anything, but stupid enough not to realize she can reach it.

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>stuffing the bird with potato/any non-aromatic

>> No.13250179

I would think that lukewarm water would be perfectly fine. I've made brines before and don't recall worrying about heating the water. Salt and sugar will dissolve easily given the volume of water and use table salt instead of coarse salt obviously.

>> No.13250429

good lord this gives me such a raging boner, pure wife material

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Perhaps a tasty fall beverage?

>> No.13250449

Why club soda instead of water if the ratio is so low and dumped in destroying the small amount of carbonation?

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That's the recipe, follow it or leave.

>> No.13250478

I'm moving to Georgia soon. Is this what I'm in for? All of my in-laws consider my cooking to be really "healthy", but it's just normal fucking food to me.

>> No.13250485

Club soda has salts and shit in it. If it was just about carbonation they would use seltzer

>> No.13250536

it look tastee

>> No.13250558

Is it the ogre like fingernails?

>> No.13250756

Yup, Just bowls full of diabetes.

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>> No.13251048

Sugary trash.
Georgia has been completely reconstructed, so you're probably in for whatever's on sale at the big box store.

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>> No.13251143

Based as fuck. But how does he get out?

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That kinda turns my stomach.

>> No.13251249

>Easy to eat omelettes
Excuse me but is eating an omelette such a difficult task it needed fixing?

>> No.13251251

>poking and fucking around with the meat while its frying
gee i love squashing all the juices out for some dry ass burgers

>> No.13251255

See how the soy boy consumes two egg penises at once

>> No.13251420

The eggs know better than to stand in his way.

>> No.13251455

They do that because you don't want to add meat to a boiling brine. The ice plus the boiling water drops the temperature so the brine doesn't cook the turkey.

>> No.13251461

If they were worried about carbonation you would top the drink off with it rather then add to the overall mixture.

>> No.13251468

Right? That potato fucked me up. Completely useless. Put a whole lemon in there instead.

>> No.13251469

God I wish that were me.

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>turkey is sacred
t. burger

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This is really upsetting

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it started good, i don't know what kind of bread that was but the moment it was shown everything started to look like shit

>> No.13252012

Banana bread.

>> No.13252123

Non-Americans can't make good burgers. It is literally impossible.

>> No.13252180

This probably also shatters the bones making it a nightmare to eat/prep

>> No.13252418

>turkey butter and pumpkin pie are sacred
>vaginas are disgusting and perverted
Yep, thats an all american incel

>> No.13252422

this is really bad, it damages the skin and the structure of the entire bird, but I mean, these are amerikeks, they never could appreciate subtlety of taste and high quality anyway

>> No.13252464

It don't.

>> No.13252467

>it damages the skin and the structure of the entire bird
No it doesn't, you fucking retard. Jesus christ newfag.

>> No.13252484

>that carrot insertion

oh god that's funny, whoever made this knew exactly what they were doing there.

>> No.13252600

no the fuck its not where did you get that retard shit from

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Can we get some cooking disasters in this thread

>> No.13252632

is he ok???

>> No.13252674

I bet you think you really have a point here, but I just feel sorry for you. You don't understand. You could never understand.

>> No.13252684

this is why we need a wall

>> No.13252697

Wtf is that slop?

>> No.13252707

what the fuck were they thinking? lmao

>> No.13252737

he's probably doing it to check if it's frozen still
it's not like it's homemade

>> No.13252752

God drunk women are repulsive.

>> No.13252760

tater thot

>> No.13252776

I fucking hate "performance cooks".

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>a fucking dachshund and golden retriever mix

>> No.13253104

This is my first time on this board and that webm just radicalized me. Some of you are pretty cool, dont go outside for thanksgiving this year.

>> No.13253115

why? why? even as a joke, why?

>> No.13253129

You absolute pleb.

Stuffing any bird with potatoes means they will cook in the juices and fat and become delicious.

Go back to eating Popeye's chicken sandwich, since you know so little of cooking.

>> No.13253146

that's an egg popsicle.

>> No.13253152

loooks deliciious

>> No.13253168

why would I eat a egg shit log?

>> No.13253179

There he remains forever trapped until all the eggs are eaten.

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Your balloon, sir.

>> No.13253213

I wonder if it would pop if he licked it

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>> No.13253375

homosexuals can't post here.

>> No.13253407

Then why are you posting?

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>> No.13253570

>Not boiling the meat.
Do Americans?

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>> No.13253664

Poor deformed creature cannot even eat properly.

This breed is a testament to human depravity.

>> No.13253682

Yes, they need it hot (not boiling but whatever it works I guess) to stir everything in and get it to dissolve, which won't work well in cold water, then cold once they've done that because they don't want the bird to start cooking in the brine. This isn't rocket science.

>> No.13253816

Its funny because there's VAGINAS!!!!! Get it??? xD

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If you want potatoes cooked in bird juice you put them underneath, and save the cavity only for things that flavor the bird you complete dipshit. Are you gonna portion out the one potato half that was inside the bird? You're a fuckin arsehole m8.

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Would you prefer the opposite?

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It is a cute abomination though

>> No.13254030

God I want her to get really drunk and sneak into my room late at night and carefully suck my dick.

>> No.13254043

lmao are you serious? haha

>> No.13254051

I don't typically have only one potato on hand, you idiot.

>> No.13254078

Are you fucking stupid? You can go to their main website and see how it started. It's French. How about you tell us why your dumb fuck brain assumed it was China?

>> No.13254086

Semen resembling dripping sauce, hm?

>> No.13254095

How many fucking potatoes do you cram inside the bird? Where did you learn to cook like a fucking dolt?

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>> No.13254120

>tfw she's now on an anti-vegan crusade

>> No.13254156

Imagine if you weren't a giant faggot

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>> No.13254252

Absolutely no charisma at all. I don't know why people ever watched him.

>> No.13254303

that stuff got minced right when it hit the bowl

>> No.13254309

whoever did that to the fish should have that happen to them

>> No.13254317

the king has arrived

>> No.13254328

i totally agreagous popo

>> No.13254335

I too would love to learn that technique. It's the wrist motion isn't it?

>> No.13254339

i would also pee in that

>> No.13254347


>> No.13254356

>wine or broth
u cant deglaze with broth fucker

>> No.13254363

that looks not only edible, but delicious

>> No.13254369

god if pinkey pie had hands like those i would let her in my pants any day

>> No.13254374

What do I order to get this?

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>use a paint roller bro

>> No.13254422

Same slut?

>> No.13254449

> 5 POUNDS of butter

Fixed that for you

>> No.13254457

how can you be this cruel, fucking disgusting

>> No.13254529

For England, James?

>> No.13254554

>p-please stop

>> No.13254583

You can cut them up into pieces.

>> No.13254584

Glad this faggot is burning in hell.

>> No.13254591

Wine ot?

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>> No.13254636

Only if you are looking for it. Georgia isn't the county fair 24/7. Sure you can find those things but you don't have to if you don't want to.

>> No.13254641

Cross contamination.


>> No.13254668

>no it doesnt, just take my word for it, because I am from the land of the free
Classic ameritard

>> No.13254679

>cutting one potato into piece will make more potato in bird
american education

>> No.13254711

he do the dance

>> No.13254718

>Imagine if you were a human

>> No.13254726

>maybe if i point out that people that are dumb happen to like something people will stop liking it

>> No.13254736

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deglazing_(cooking) ?

>> No.13254751

I have fapped to human cooking hentai where young girls are butchered and prepared to dishes. This is nothing.

>> No.13254764

what secret menu item is this

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>> No.13254773

Oh no, he got one person's rice in another person's rice.

>> No.13254809

do americans really?

>> No.13255148

there is no eggscape

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>> No.13255305

his daughter is a top tier qt
wouldnt mind making him my father in law

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theres something really unsettling about this guys face

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>> No.13255352

>white wine
>popular with reddit
>gap teeth
>square space
>verified clickbait


>> No.13255403

I got to be honest those fish up close look really cool fried and balled up. They look angry and artistic, like a sculpture or something.

>> No.13255711

she found out about nootrients and toxins hehe

>> No.13255783

10/10 cinematography on the carrot insertion

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The first guy didn't get disqualified for killing the animal instead of horribly torturing it?

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>> No.13256295

>stand directly over pot of oil
>put turkey in oil
>oh fuck there was still water on it
>350 degree oil engulfs me

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so Redditor fucksticks like you can point it out and pretend you're funny or clever for noticing.

>> No.13256326

I'd probably give him the last bite of that dog. Crows are cool.

>> No.13256333

goo boy

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This one makes me especially angry.
It's the way he looks over his glasses like he's some kinda pro. I want to hurt him.

>> No.13256371

Do Canadians really?

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Yes they do.

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This post deserves more love

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Nothing more cringe than when they try to look really fast and badass but fuck up constantly.

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>> No.13256425

What does a fish have to do to convince nips that pain and even nocioception are much more primitive abilities than they believe?

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I was hoping it would end with that oldtimer in the back slapping the back of his head and telling him to leave.

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She's on a pro-attention crusade. Always has been.
Women like her a not actually about the diet or lifestyle or fandom they make videos about. They just notice someone else is getting attention because they're a vegan or a food reviewer or a game etc. and they latch on.
It's pathetic.

>> No.13256487

The Chinese are a blight.

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A while ago I met a woman, a grown woman, who actually said "boop the snoot" aloud when she petted my dog.
It's bad enough when people write like that online but hearing her say it IRL really fucking got to me.
I didn't set the dog on her, but I was thinking about it.

It's another case of confusing the thing with the fanbase.
You can like bacon while still wanting to punch people who "meme" about it for example.
Other examples would be Rick & Morty and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Decent enough show and book but the fans are insufferable shits.

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This looks like something you'd see Master Shake watching

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>> No.13256573

I don't know how to explain it, but you are 100% correct

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The flawless incorporation of the lady who just needed a napkin, though.
Good work.

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>> No.13256638

Holy shit I used to love storage wars

>> No.13256738

it means ur mixing two things that arent meant to be together - hence perversion

>> No.13256791

>3 kg of Butter


>> No.13256799

This video was reasonable up until that point.

>> No.13256812

Based Diogenes poster

>> No.13256835

Do Central Americans Really Do This?

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More like 2.25 kg
A pound is a little less than half a kg.


>> No.13256880

man how do you resist killing that little nigga

>> No.13256943

Manlets, when will they learn?

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>> No.13257132

OMG!!! talk about yum.

>> No.13257248

Why do ""people"" type like this?

>> No.13257365

>putting the tap that high

>> No.13257370

The style of this video reminds me of that faggot who wears the giant white lego head.

>> No.13257377

so no egg shells, right?

>> No.13257387

chinese are weird

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>> No.13257403

How low is the heat that eggs are not burning?

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you can also mix the white egg until it foams to make your pancakes fluffier

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>> No.13257421

This is Mexico or somewhere in south america isnt it

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maybe i have to find out where exactly they prepare such thing, the condiment they put at first still makes me wonder what it could be

>> No.13257484

Where the feathers?

>> No.13257505

>Cheap white bread
>Cheap hot dogs
>White onions
>Sour cream

Sounds about right.

>> No.13257514

>failing at ikejime this badly

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just look at all of that fucking glucose.

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>anything more dishonest

>> No.13257549

jesus what the fuck

>> No.13257575

Holy shit that is hot

>> No.13257578

>imagine if you were a human
fucking fishposters, leave my board

>> No.13257580

what was even the point?

>> No.13257585

the colours of the frostings are fucking atrocious mixed together

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>> No.13257820

This is culinary terrorism

>> No.13257846

Heartless people

>> No.13257916

wtf is this

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>> No.13258000

I want to cum on that girl's face so bad bros

>> No.13258212

So no head?

>> No.13258227

Is it the cruelty?

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>> No.13258242

>none of the cheese is sticking to burger tower

>> No.13258252

They were thinking this is how cremation works

>> No.13258261
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>sped up
>no instruction
The french omelette in this video conveys no important information for making the omelette turn out that way. It looks like someone making an american omelette and just cooking it for less time, Bad video. Dunno about the other recipes because the french omelette annoyed me.

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>> No.13258302

This entire video feels like one big troll.

>> No.13258324

The condiment is probably farofa.

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>> No.13258636

Stop it, he's already dead!
[adds the "sauces"]

>> No.13258647

Fucking christ!

>> No.13258652

>picks up trash
gob bless

>> No.13258663

yeah why isn't he staring into the camera making a surprised soy face with every bite... makes no sense

>> No.13259420

I was about to be annoyed until I saw the "adult supervision recommended". Obviously this shit is for girls 6-12 years old or something. There's really nothing wrong with that.
Kids like stupid shit, nothing new.

>> No.13259894

That's not what BD cum lube looks like

>> No.13259935

what the fuck
is it really so hard to take a knife and stab it in the head so it wont suffer
whats the deal with chinese doing shit like this

>> No.13259985

unironically its because some regions believe if the animal suffers, it tastes better. in reality that actually makes the meat worse. not a joke.

>> No.13260168

what ac cutie

>> No.13260527

That is not very sanitary

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Glad there are at least some new webms for once. So I'll give you guys another new one. I'm up to 43 that I've made.

>> No.13260634

That's more believable than if Americans really

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Mods can't ban since it does not show his penis.

>> No.13260701

Wow she looks so healthy and beautiful now.

>> No.13260727

I kept thinking OP's video was an ironic joke recipe and waited for the punchline until the bed of rice and veggies was introduced. Now I want to try it.

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$100 for a meal served where the staff doesn't know how to set the table.

>> No.13260747

not that guy but yeah you don't know anything stupid. I've used these before and it looks the same as any other chicken. do you think they treat it so nicely at the fucking factory?

>> No.13260822

Should we just take your word for it, instead?

>> No.13260829

That's what tipped you off? Not the fact that the cupcakes are being made by a My Little Pony character?

>> No.13260835

What? Those are human hands.

>> No.13260843

>lady eats it off the dirty metal right away

>> No.13260863

i knew it! so pineapple on pizza people are freaks

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>> No.13260914

Orange man actually is bad, but holy shit do we need that wall.

>> No.13260947

No webm but posting a classic

>> No.13261004

this hog is NUGGIN

>> No.13261011

If I remember the story right, that bird was a rescue and it had been very sick/stressed. It lost all its feathers and they don't grow back. Last I heard it was happy and healthy.

>> No.13261020

club soda has negligible minerals, unless you get carbonated mineral water. Might as well shake some lite salt in or something.

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>> No.13261097

What did he mean by this?

>> No.13261207

yeah brah like just stab the brain through the skull, like what's the problem

>> No.13261263

Sounds like your dog trained you to fetch his toys

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>> No.13261280

She just knows that she shouldn't mess with things that she's not explicitly allowed to and is an extremely low IQ English Bulldog. She gets confused as to how to get out of a large pen when the door is open but the thing she wants to get to is on the opposite side from the door. She like an extremely docile, extra retarded nigger that's actually cute and nice to be around.

>> No.13261289

Bait? That's a boomer meme the juices will not be all squeezed out. Just stop over cooking your meat.

>> No.13261312

Fucking chinks. Hope they get nuked.

>> No.13261328

They're not exactly people. They're closer to hive insects than the rest of us.

>> No.13261344

someone should loop this more perfectly so it never ends

>> No.13261361

It does and you are wrong. You don't touch it and only flip it once.

>> No.13261397

Listen gramps, this has been disproven for a decade. It's such mainstream knowledge that you're not "squeezing the juices out" that there was even a fuckin mythbusters about it or some shit.

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>> No.13261495

I've always wondered why they thought that. Dad was a hunter and told me many times the faster the kill the better because the adrenaline they release does something with the meat somehow

>> No.13261509

Kek I missed that

>> No.13261511

Tenderizes it. White people prefer their meat tougher for some reason.

>> No.13261512
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Corn Pop

>> No.13261538

You got it backward

>> No.13261556

"Yall ready for the Cremated Chicken?"

>> No.13261575


Now do the one where the retarded bitch is smashing her spoon for cereal.

>> No.13261730

even dogs react to gore

>> No.13262096

He's also a kike

>> No.13262146

Adrenalin release/ stress does the opposite what are you talking about

>> No.13262251

if they can saw it into steaks then i dont see the issue with taking a really sharp stick to pierce its skull and kill it
or heart
or literally anything to not make it suffer
but of course its chinks and they have their values backwards from the rest of the world

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>> No.13262344

this doggo is definately one of the good guys :)

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>> No.13262451

sounds based

>> No.13262659

But that's how I eat? What's wrong? He probably washes his hands when he's done if that's what upsets you...

>> No.13262664

Why do bugpeople prefer tortured animals over quickly killed animals? Actually curious.

>> No.13262719
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No, its cheese dummies

>> No.13262742

most hunters wont pick up their trash or spent rounds but this real niggah does

>> No.13262810

something something, alive taste better something chinesy mumbo jumbo belief

>> No.13262816

what are you, gay?

>> No.13262899

if this is a cute girl instead then it becomes endearing

>> No.13262943

bloody Canadians

>> No.13263007

blessing to this earth, rip

>> No.13263138

Listen child, You can tell the fucking difference. Test it yourself, press and poke the fuck out of one patty and leave the other alone and only flip it once. One will be juicy and the other will be dry. They didn't bust shit.

>> No.13263146

Did you not see him stun it? If you don't have any experience in a kitchen then you shouldn't speak like you do.

>> No.13263150

Also that is a Fugu fish, If it is not prepared fresh then all kinds of contamination problems arise.

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