/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13233792]

Why are burgers the best food?

[Anonymous No.13233893]

I’ve had some good burgers in my time. Uh I... I love a good swiss, melted swiss cheese and mush- roasted mushrooms and caramelized onions on a burger. Uh that is hot stuff, you can get that at- at a number of different places...

[Anonymous No.13233913]

>>13233792
It's just so versatile, you can have a burger millions of different ways. Now I gotta go get a burger, thanks OP

[Anonymous No.13233914]

Because it has a little bit of everything, is difficult to fuck up and usually tastes great, and triggers 3rd worlders

[Anonymous No.13233940]

>>13233792
I'm going to cook myself a couple of burgers in an hour or so.
Got no gherkin or jalapeños though.

[Anonymous No.13233956]

>>13233914
>3 hours to make that burger
Bruh, even assuming you scratchmade the sauce, caramelized the onions, chopped up the arugula, and babysat the burger on the grill, how the fuck did that take 3 hours?

[Anonymous No.13233961]

>>13233956
idk man, google it and watch the video

[Anonymous No.13234163]

>>13233914
That three hour burger looks p good desu.........

[Anonymous No.13234207]

>>13233792
Daily reminder that Americans are cultureless philistines. Their food in infantilised slop which is designed to be eaten as quickly as possible so that they can get back to work for Mr. Shekelberger.

They also use token french words like "filay" in order to appear sophisticated but in reality it only makes them look like morons.

[Anonymous No.13234216]

>>13234207
Burgers were invented in Germany and are commonly eaten in the UK

[Anonymous No.13234261]

>>13234207
I will never understand the obsession with insulting literally every single thing about Americans. This doesn’t happen for any other nationality in the world.

[Anonymous No.13234278]

>>13234216
I didn't mention burgers. But thanks for making my point: Americans have no food culture of their own, only a mongrelised parody of European cuisine. New York """"pizza"""", fake cheese, lobster mac and cheese (cringe), meatloaf, chicken parm (cringe), etc. etc.

[Anonymous No.13234327]

>>13234261
Well America is a shit country, but most other western countries aren't too far behind in terms of shittiness.

[Anonymous No.13234338]

i personally think burritos are superior

[Anonymous No.13234343]

>>13233792
>go to a high end restaurant
>every dish is over $50
>burger is $15, literally cheaper than an appetizer

so fucking based, it's like a cheat code

[Anonymous No.13234351]

>>13234343
Was it a good burger?

[Anonymous No.13234356]

>>13234261
>This doesn’t happen for any other nationality in the world.
Go post on /int/ or /pol/ with a Canadian IP for a bit.

[Anonymous No.13234376]

>>13234356
leafs generally are bad posters.

[Anonymous No.13234379]

>>13233792
>>>/d/

[Anonymous No.13234414]

>>13233914
Honestly I prefer the 3 minute burger

[Anonymous No.13234482]

>>13234163
>>13234414
I think we can all at least agree than the 30 minute one is the least appetising

[Anonymous No.13234563]

>>13234379
froppy a shit

[Anonymous No.13234588]

>>13234207
>>13234327
Rent free

[Anonymous No.13234627]

>Burgers
>Not nuggies

[Anonymous No.13234753]

>>13233913
Why not just make one, takes 5 minutes. I have a permanent pack of 500g mince in my fridge and make burgers nearly every day, and they are far superior and far less greasy than anything you could buy.

[Anonymous No.13236066]

>>13234753
it can smoke out the whole apartment and makes the whole place smell like oil and burger fat
splatters all over too

[Anonymous No.13236129]

>>13233792
so how would you guys rate these burgers;

https://www.cheeseandburger.com/

with the now taken down voiceover by Patrick Warburton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM8qCnOnztY

[Anonymous No.13236298]

>>13234563

[Anonymous No.13236796]

>>13234261
Erm... Sweety

[Anonymous No.13236800]

>>13236796
>Tyrone
lmfao

[Anonymous No.13236807]

>>13236800
It's pronounced "CHUR-awn", you /pol/ brainlet. It has nothing to do with niggers.

[Anonymous No.13236975]

>>13234163
Fucking ellipse posters.

[Anonymous No.13236980]

>>13236807
>pronouncing ty as chur
>white

[Anonymous No.13237057]

I’ve had some good burgers in my time. Uh I... I love a good swiss, melted swiss cheese and mush- roasted mushrooms and caramelized onions on a burger. Uh that is hot stuff, you can get that at- at a number of different places.

[Anonymous No.13238624]

>>13236066
>smoke out the whole apartment and makes the whole place smell like oil
>burger fat splatters all over
Sounds like a you problem desu

[Anonymous No.13238655]

>>13233792
Its because sandwhiches are the best food, and a burger is the king of sandwhiches. nuff said.

[Anonymous No.13238660]

>>13236066
If you're going to cook a burger indoors, just use an electric grill. no smoke, grease catcher, no problem. it's not the burgers fault you're poor and don't have proper cookware for a clean cook.

[Anonymous No.13238895]

>>13234343
And it's usually an awesome burger

[Anonymous No.13238968]

>>13233914
>Big, thick meat patty

I hate this shit. The texture always sucks.

[Anonymous No.13238971]

>>13234278
>I never mentioned burgers in my response to a thread about burgers

[Anonymous No.13239009]

>>13238968
this desu

[Anonymous No.13239058]

>>13234261
America (the USA*) influences the whole world, also despite the last war was over 70 years ago we still have many US military bases across all Europe.

*the kikes through their proxy country

People hate Americans because they’re so retarded that don’t realise they’re just Jewish cattle, marked as their possession at birth by being circumcised. They think they’re the best in the world and their militaries go around the world bringing peace.

Of course not every American is like this but if that country - also Israel - would be nuked out of existence the world would surely be a better place.

[Anonymous No.13239672]

>>13236807
That's how the niggers pronounce it too.