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What are you baking ladies?

>> No.13233627

>>13233610
I want a wonky baker gf

>> No.13233904

>>13233610
Do you reckon she involuntarily bites when she gives head?

>> No.13233986

>>13233610
she has a video doing stretches that i fapped to

>> No.13234013

>>13233986
it's like you were jerking together

>> No.13234026

>>13233986
link? it's strictly for research purposes

>> No.13234092

Didn't she marry Chad?

>> No.13234110

>>13234026
forget about it man its nothing special

>> No.13234174

>>13233610
Because they taste best that way.

>> No.13234188

>>13234092
did she?

>> No.13234226

>>13234013
Fucking kek

>> No.13234254

>>13233627
>tfw you have wonky syndrome
>down with the yonks

>> No.13234382

>>13234013
Lel

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>>13234092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLG3U-HfdfY
>tfw will never marry her now

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>>13233610
Nuffin.
I'm hungry but at the same time nauseous like heck. I'm craving raclette but want to puke at the idea of putting food in my mouth.

>> No.13234512

>>13233610
Does this woman have a neurological disorder?

>> No.13234532

>>13234512
Cerebral palsy

>> No.13234538

>>13234477
fag

>> No.13234544

>>13234477
Feel better anon. Make sure to drink things with sodium/electrolytes in it so that you replace what you lose during your sickness. Treat yourself with some raclette when you get better as a job well done. Gives you something to look forward to, ya know?

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>>13234544
>feel better
I wish, but from what I know the sickness will persist for the next 2 months, and that's if I'm lucky. Thanks for the encouraging words though, have a festive raclette pic.

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>>13233610
g-godd dam- dam- god damn it, I'm so lonely and hor- so lonely and hor-, I'm so lLLL

GIVE ME A GF

>> No.13234716

>>13234423
Goddammit that fucking melts my rotten heart.

>> No.13234747

>>13234110
I would like to watch it

>> No.13234767

>>13234013
ayy

>> No.13235618

>>13234423
>she is even pregnant
I don't want to die alone lads but I know I will

>> No.13235690

>>13234423
>>13235618
>mfw I'll never have this
It's not fair lads.

>> No.13235691

>>13234630
2 months? Are you fighting cancer or something?

>> No.13235713

>>13233610
Sure looks like she lost weight.

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>>13235618
>Dying
>He let a succubi steal his seed
Fool

>> No.13235739

>>13235618
Anon. tragically died trying to escape from the wreckage of a deserted, destroyed sinking battleship.

F

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>>13235618
I know that feel. You have to learn to accept it and put your passion into something that isn't a relationship with a woman.

>> No.13235822

>>13235691
Just pregnant.
It's such a weird feeling to want to vomit 24/7 while fantasizing about melted reblochon on potatoes.

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>>13235822
Pregnancy also makes me fantasize

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>>13235834
>Pregnancy

>> No.13235855

>>13235822
>It's such a weird feeling to want to vomit 24/7 while fantasizing about melted reblochon on potatoes.
So it's like smoking way too much weed

>> No.13236638

>>13234512
No, what would make you say that?

>> No.13236659

>>13235822
Post lactating tits or GTFO.

>> No.13236681

>>13235822
before you got all fat from the baby were you hot?

>> No.13237276

>>13236681
I'm about 49 kg at the moment, but that's because I'm still in the first trimester. Ask me in 5 months

>> No.13237280

>>13237276
Pregnant porn is my favorite porn. I love watching pregnant women have sex. It is so nice to watch.

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>>13237280
Doesn't it bother you to know there's a little baby inside the woman you're watching getting fugged? Or is it what's turning you on in the first place

>> No.13237875

>>13237556
Not that anon. When I was a teen I thought pregnant women were horrendous walking abominations. Now I think that for someone to get so horny enough to get impregnated is really hot. The baby never crosses my mind.

>> No.13238050

>>13235855
>So it's like smoking way too much weed

You don't even know what a THC overdose is, get the fuck our of here.

>> No.13238817

>>13238050
I thought it was impossible to overdose on weed lmao

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>>13237875

but if you nut in a preggo aren't you giving the baby a cumshot?

>> No.13238879

>>13233610
How does she wipe?

>> No.13238887

>>13238869
Nope. That's not how it works.

>> No.13239045

>>13234610
Came here to request this, cheers.

>> No.13240699

>>13238887
Pretty sure that's how it works though

>> No.13240729

>>13234013
hohoho

>> No.13242156

>>13234013
lmao

>> No.13242381

>>13238869
no her cervix is sealed shut with mucus to prevent contamination

>> No.13242450

>>13237276
>I'm about 49 kg at the moment
Please consider the health of your child and gain some weight.

>> No.13243523

>>13242450
I'm 5'2 with very little muscle mass so 49kg is perfectly fine BMI wise.
The thing is I haven't been able to keep food down due to constant nausea for the last week. It's normal for women to lose weight in the first trimester because of that very issue so I don't beat myself too much over it. I'll definitely gain weight once it's over

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>>13243523
Trannys cant get pregnant

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>>13243634
>deleted

>> No.13244705

I’m not baking any ladies.

Please learn how to use commas.

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>>13234013
Fucking kek

>> No.13244990

>>13244648
>DO AMERICANS

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>>13244648
>reporting a comment for offtopic in a thread that derailed by 3rd post cus muh lgbt
the fuck cope