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13207847 No.13207847 [Reply] [Original]

And every day is a win because every day is Taco Bell, even though anon never wins.

>> No.13207851

>>13207847
your dedication to winning is impressive.

>> No.13207856

>>13207847
2 bean burritos with no red sauce. Open the burritos, apply about 4-5 chips and crunch them down. Fold burrito back up. Eat with lots of red sauce.

This is the best meal in fast food history. Someone please try it.

>> No.13207864

>>13207847
How much longer does the competition go for? I'm not American.

>> No.13207896

>>13207856
It’s kind of common practice to employ a smidge of subtlety when posting bait, anon.

>> No.13207909

>>13207856
But I'm not even baiting. I meant fire sauce. no bully pls

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>>13207851
It would be nice if TB acknowledged it. They literally sent me this text a couple days ago as though I wasn’t aware.

>> No.13207987

>>13207847
≥it's happening
What did they mean by this?

>> No.13208326

>>13207856
Taco Bell already sells a burrito with fritos in it. It seems like it's similar to what you're describing.

>> No.13208492

>>13207847
This looks like a lot of the things I enjoy except for IPAs and FUCK MELINDA'S.

>> No.13209383

>>13207864
Ends on the 23rd

>> No.13209419

What will you be having for Thanksgiving? You do have friends and family, right?

>> No.13209431

>>13209383
What competition?

>> No.13209458

>>13209431
Win a Microsoft cuckbox

>> No.13209710
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>>13208326
The fritos burrito is the best dollar menu item. If I get something else in addition to the double chalupa box it’s either a dollar nachos or fritos burrito. Of course I add onions and red sauce.

>> No.13209757

>>13207847
Normally fucking I love taco bell, but the past couple times have been shit. Also what happened to the 5 buck box? Are they not doing the monthly one anymore?

>> No.13209789

>>13207847
based anon, taco bell and FRSB are among the best pleasures life has to offer

>> No.13209820

I wageslave at taco bell.
If you buy the fucking double chalupas, fuck you. They get grease fucking everywhere and burn like hell because you have to claw half of them out of the basket. I also lick the doritosTM locos tacos as I take them out of the box, while also doing a traditional irish jig on the lettuce.

>> No.13209829
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>>13209757
The double chalupa box is $5. They also have a nachos box right now.

>>13209789
I enjoy it.

>> No.13209843

>>13209829
The grande nachos box is fucking great and has ludicrous value, i get the shredded chicken version with added creamy jalapeno, spread guac and no pico.

>> No.13209852
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>>13209820
All the people at the places I frequent do to dissuade me from buying double chalupas is overstuff them with so much filling that they’re a huge mess to eat. I never but Doritos tacos.

>> No.13209864
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>>13209829
I asked them about it, and they looked at me like I was on meth. Like never heard of it outside of the chalupa box. Maybe they just got new employees or something.

>> No.13209871

>>13209852
Reviewbrah hated the new double chalupa

>> No.13209885
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>>13209843
I was a little apprehensive about paying $5 for Taco Bell nachos, but it was actually worth it. I’d be getting it probably once a week if it came with the fancy xbox code. I prefer their 89% ground beef over the chicken, though.

>> No.13209892

>>13209871
Nobody cares.

>> No.13209922

>>13209710
their beef is disgusting. better to get a cheesy bean and rice burrito, sub black beans and get it grilled. I also like it fresco but thats me

>> No.13209946

>>13207847
>>13209885
this isnt food. this is a food product

>> No.13209950
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>>13209922
I like their ground beef (the steak is nasty, though). I think they don’t offer black beans after a certain hour and I always go late night so only had them once. Bean and rice burrito with black beans and pico sounds pretty good.

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>>13209946
Yes, everything in those images was purchased in product form, other than the burger which I made myself and paid nothing for.

>> No.13210298
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>>13210202
So I posted my new sardines poster in my last thread and it looked pretty good on the coffee table, but it’s a little small up on the wall.

>> No.13210373

>>13209950
>>13210202
>>13210298
Don't dodge the question, pussy. What are you doing for Thanksgiving?

>> No.13210383

>>13209820
>I wageslave at taco bell.
Haha bitch
> I also lick the doritosTM locos tacos as I take them out of the box, while also doing a traditional irish jig on the lettuce.
Fuck you. I hope you wageslave until you die via suicide in your uniform w/ nametag. Faggot.

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>>13210373
Probably working a double. We usually do a thanksgiving brunch and then a regular dinner service with leftovers from brunch turned into specials. Here’s what I ate last year: crab legs, mini bagels with lox and cream cheese, deviled eggs, and random thanksgiving starches with gravy.

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Your a loser lol

>> No.13210566
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Nuked fritos burrito (grilled with onions and red sauce, obviously) with mug vodka makes a nice Saturday brunch.
>>13210521
My what?

>> No.13210588

>>13210521
ur gay lol

>> No.13210616

>>13210588
Speak English, dum dum. And for the record I unfortunately only like (feminine) grills, and enjoy punani pearl diving; I kind of just have good taste all around.

>> No.13210623

>>13210616
ur gay lol

>> No.13210641

>>13210623
ur witty OwO

>> No.13210653

>>13210641
seething

>> No.13210659

I hope you know I am pulling for you..... to never fucking win you alcoholic drunk driving shitstain

>> No.13210666

>>13210653
>irony
>>13210659
Thanks, anon.

>> No.13210674

OP I enjoy these threads. I feel bad about having 2 beers after work, this makes me feel better. Do you have a GF?

>> No.13210681

where my cheesy bean and rice burrito bros at

>> No.13210688

>>13209922
based

>> No.13210705

>>13210439
Gross. Are you jewish? That seems like something a jew would eat.

>> No.13210718

>>13210674
of course he doesnt

>> No.13210728

>>13210718
I don't have a GF too...

>> No.13210846

>>13210705
Yes. Crab legs and turkey gravy is a very traditional Passover dish.

>> No.13210918
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So someone asked me to compare red sauce and Mexican pizza sauce awhile back, but I forgot that I got them like a month ago and threw them in the fridge.

>>13210674
Two beers with dinner is completely normal and nothing to feel bad about, but most people who drink as much as I do aren’t functional adults, so don’t read too much into the fact that I’ve never been in a car accident or gotten a dui. Of course I don’t have a GF; don’t want to blog but it’s been almost a year and by far my longest dry spell since 2002. To be honest I wouldn’t want a girl who was okay with my current lifestyle, so for the moment I’m just living it up (would be nice if I didn’t keep getting older every year,though).

>> No.13210932

what are you playing on switch OP.

>> No.13210936
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>>13210918
Unfortunately when your job is very repetitive and you spend all your free time drunk time gets a little blurry, so these sauces were probably sitting in the fridge for more like 3 months and aren’t good anymore. I still believe that the pizza sauce uses the red sauce as it’s base, but they definitely add some shit that spoils much faster. Maybe the taco licker can chime in.

>> No.13210941

can the switch mini hook up to a tv or another controller?
if not how are the controls? better than the normal joy cons i hope

>> No.13210947

>>13210941
no t.v connection but not sure about other controllers.

>> No.13210974
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I love these threads. Very comfy. I appreciate the fact that OP is both eloquent and engaging. I feel like a welcome guest. God bless you OP.

>> No.13210999

>>13210202
that shit is raw

>> No.13211013
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>>13210932
I have a giant backlog because it’s my first time with a system on which you can digitally buy games at the push of a button when they go on sale at 4am, but I’m mostly playing DQXI on the OG and Disgaea 4 on the lite. Also still play a couple rounds of Tetris 99 on the can, but rarely break top 10 these days because I’m set in my ways and never learned T-spins.
>>13210941
It can’t connect to a tv, but you can connect any controllers that work with the OG, though that kind of defeats the purpose. Everyone on /v/ (literally never opened that board before getting the Switch) calls it an indie/port machine, so I decided to make my lite a dedicated indie/port machine. The one indie I wouldn’t play on the lite is Golf Story, because it actually puts the hd rumble to good use.

>> No.13211051

>>13207987
I’ve been on 4chan for a dozen or so years and there’s been maybe 4 “happening” threads that were more exciting than getting drunk and eating Taco Bell.

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>>13211013
These are the games I’ve moved over to the lite so far. Still need to buy another sd card, and if I get another 400gb one I should be able to fit all my games on the two consoles.
>>13210974
Thanks, anon. Be sure to hit those like and subscribe buttons; otherwise I won’t be able to afford my 3 and a half handles of vodka every week and will most likely gradually seize up and die.

>> No.13211206

>>13211169
how fat and disgusting are you? all i see over your posts are thousands of packets of hot sauce and now i hear jewish? you look like one of harvey weinstein's abortions don't you?

>> No.13211298

>>13211169
i love your optimism and pics OP. keep up these threads

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>>13210999
I usually do mid-rare, which is by far the most popular burger temp, but this one is actually veering more towards medium. In order of popularity: mid-rare > medium >> well >>>> rare > mid-well
>>13211206
>someone on an anonymous image board suggested someone else might be jewish based on absolutely nothing and now my blood is boiling
I’m not a Jew, but I seriously hope you’re not old enough to vote.

>> No.13211319

>>13211013
nice it has the d pad
dpad joycon when?

>> No.13211388

>>13211319
I’m not crazy about the d pad so far, but haven’t really played much that really needs it yet. I kind of want to start a new hollow knight game on the lite but apparently I’m the only anon in the world who actually likes rumble when it’s done well, and the lite doesn’t have rumble. Maybe I’ll fire up Danmaku or 20XX later.

>> No.13211394

>>13207847
Doob doob o'rama

Wtf am I looking at?

>> No.13211395

>>13209871
>Reviewbrah
Way to out yourself, retard.

>> No.13211607

>>13211394
They’re called “compact discs” or, “CDs” - silly zoom zoom.

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>>13211388
So I played a couple levels of 20XX and wasn’t crazy about the d pad. Tried Danmaku and realized I don’t use the d pad for that. Then started up a new game of Cuphead, which I was never great at, but this happened. To be fair I’ve had nothing but a fritos burrito and half a handle of Seagrams today, but still...

>> No.13211771

>>13208492
how could you say fuck melindas? you stupid pussy? thats my wife

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>>13211756
Forgot to mention that the text in 20XX is almost too small to read on the lite, but Cuphead looks just as good as it does on any platform. I breezed through the first level of shovel knight, which isn’t much of an accomplishment, but I think I just need to get used to the new controls (Disgaea isn’t really pushing the d pad in any way, and that’s really all I’ve been playing). I thought pic related was pretty apt.

>> No.13212177

For me, it's two crunchwrap supremes.

>> No.13212225

>ate both a double chalupa box AND a burger
post BMI

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Tonight’s haul. Spent pretty much all day in bed so why stop now?

>> No.13212592

>>13212537
So I dropped my computer off the side of my coffee table trying to fit in all my shit a couple weeks ago and broke my cord (for the second time), and my new cord finally arrived so I went out to pick that up along with some valium and Taco Bell. I was kind of getting used to phone posting, but holy yikes batman, I just realized I've been posting as classic image.jpg this whole time.

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>>13212592
Stopped at an arco for some reds and saw they had this orange Vanilla Coke, which I thought was gone. I don’t really drink sugar water, but actually kind of like this one. Got into a kind of long, drunken discussion with the overnight clerk grill (I was drunk; she was probably eating ice cubes) about the pickled sausage. She was trying to convince me it’s the most disgusting thing she’d ever had and I should buy literally anything else, so I eventually had to tell her that she’s probably right, but I’ve decided I’m trying it tonight and next time I see you I’ll most likely tell you that you were right - but stop telling me how to spend my money; I’m literally shopping at arco and don’t care at 11:30 at night.

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>>13212600
So I switched from guac to nacho cheese sauce last week, mostly so I can have both cheese and pico on my taco, but realized that the double chalupa already has nacho cheese sauce, so instead I got the vanilla (soft) taco and a side of pico (in place of the cinnamon twists), which I can add to both the taco and the chalupa.

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>>13212633

>> No.13212725

>>13212681
I'm honestly conflicted about a couple of things. On the one hand, I've found it's a lot easier to post images from the phone, and recaptcha is obviously designed for touch screen babbies. On the other hand I hate phone posting and it takes 100 hours in paint just to painfully type something out one character at a time. I also don't want to double post so I guess I'm stuck transferring my images to the computer and doing that whole thing. The other thing I'm conflicted about is getting the regular soft taco and adding the side of pico. The nacho cheese sauce isn't good, but the shredded cheese they put on is a tiny sprinkle, and is dried out and tasteless. Plus, this >>13209950 fresco taco had way more filling and almost the entire ramekin worth of pico on it.

Otherwise it was actually a nice TB run. Got the same mixie grill who is an anime qt on the speaker and a bbw mixie at the window, but was both super sweet and professional both nights and makes me want to fill out the review thing just to tell them she's a keeper. They had iced tea 30 minutes before close, and I got my rice and bean burrito with black beans and pico.

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>>13212725
I ordered myself an early Christmas present on Monday and it should be arriving tomorrow (technically today, but it's still tomorrow if you haven't gone to sleep and the sun's not up yet). It's coming from Japan, and it's really annoying that my computer charger took 2 weeks to come from Singapore. I've also been looking at that Singapore vs American school food thread and /int/ and /pol/ type shit is really annoying on the food and cooking board, but I still often give a reply before opening the thread and seeing that it's entirely off topic.

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>>13212871
>reviewbrah said it didn't have enough beef
This is probably the smallest double chalupa I've gotten this season and it's overflowing with beef.

>> No.13212986

>>13211771
Because Marie Sharp's is the OG. Marie used to make and market Melinda's until her US importer trademarked the name and cut her out. They are a dirty company.

>> No.13212994

>>13207847
>merriweather post pavilion

nice

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>>13212962
Here she is dressed.
>>13212986
I didn't know this. To be fair, the Melinda's in the OP is circa 2003. I swiped it from my parents' pantry a couple years ago when I was visiting. They are literal boomers and would never have given it to me if I asked, but it was from 2003...and still sealed. I don't know if it aged, but it's probably my favorite sauce right now, and I use it in moderation. I'll pick up some Marie Sharp's next time I'm out to compare.
>>13212994
MPP was probably the last CD I ever bought, which is why it's sitting around. I honestly prefer Strawberry Jam, but it might just be because it came out during a good time in my life (first time renting a house with a girlfriend, and sleeping with the roommate while the girlfriend was at school/work).

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>>13213098
I often talk about how messy the double chalupas are, but they must have taken this one out of the fryer 20 seconds before the timer went off because it was soft and soggy and just falling apart - which is probably why they didn't load it up as much as usual. I'd like to say that the reason the regular chalupas are so bad is that they over fry the shells, but I don't think that's the problem; they're more dense and chewy - like cardboard - rather than crispy or overcooked.

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fellas i'm officially taking bets on when this fatass keels over. please dont reply to me with the copypasta of the vodka and seeded rye guy. thank you.

>> No.13213653

>>13213634
I'm just shy of 35 and am still doing better than most of you.

>> No.13213708

>>13213653
Do you still live with your parents?

>> No.13213724

>>13213653
no you aren't, lardass

>> No.13213765

>>13211013
>2 switches

he based

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>>13213708
>>13213724
get a load of these newfags. back to l3ddit

>> No.13213793

>>13213653
do you eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day?

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>>13213793
Pretty much, but they're kind of hard to fit in during double chalupa season. I'd say I eat them about as frequently as there's a school shooting (there was just another school shooting ;_;).

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>>13209843
>>13209885
Welp.

>> No.13214347

>>13214255
F

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>>13207856
>with no red sauce
>Eat with lots of red sauce

>> No.13215258

>>13214398
Only a complete tastelet actually removes red sauce, especially from something as basic as a bean burrito.

>> No.13215962

>>13212600
I like pickled things and I like sausages, but I don't think a pickled sausage exists that isn't disgusting.

>> No.13216235

>>13209820
>I hate my job, let me commit a felony
Kill yourself, cunt.

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>>13209922
Tried what you suggested and it was okay. Just added pico (for 60 cents, which is a little absurd) instead of getting it fresco. Not bad, but not as good as it sounded. When I do a cheesy rice and bean I usually just get it grilled and add jalapenos. I don't know, maybe since I went late night the black beans had been sitting around for awhile. Gonna pick up a nachos box tonight since they're apparently getting rid of it soon, but going to the location where they put it in the xbox box last time, so hopefully I'll still get today's code.

>> No.13216790

>>13213098
>sleeping with the roommate while the girlfriend was at school/work
So how dif that turn out? Why did you and your gf split?

>> No.13216815

>>13209820
Ohh dear...
Sounds like anon should have listened in school.

Ha Ha Ha Ha

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>>13216688
The nacho box is definitely a lot of food. I ordered an iced tea with it online and the dude was straight up like, "yeah, we don't have that after 8pm", so I just asked if they could put the nachos in the xbox box and forget about the drink, which they did. I thought it was a fair deal.

>> No.13217267

You could save so much money by making this shit at home.

>> No.13217279

>>13209950
>I like their ground beef
do me a favor and order a side of ground beef and let me know how it works out for you

>> No.13217283

>>13210705
shellfish isn't kosher dumbass

>> No.13218172

>>13217267
Why would anyone make Taco Bell at home?

>> No.13218289

I'n drinking tonight, what should I get from taco bell?

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>>13218289
Grande Nachos Box was pretty good. 5 layer is their best item (grilled with onions and red sauce and dipped in fire sauce). The fritos burrito is okay, as are the dollar nachos and dollar bean and rice burrito. None of the tacos are worth it unless you get one in a box, the queserito is just an overpriced 5 layer, and the crunchwraps are mediocre and unpleasant to eat.

>> No.13219255

>>13217267
Yeah but do you get a chance to win a fancy Xbox when you cook at home? Of course not.

>> No.13220416

>>13218894
>dollar nachos
I like these but I feel like they never add enough cheese. I might have to start ordering an extra cup of cheese.

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>>13207847
>no grilled stuff burrito
>half the menu from 4 years ago is gone
I’m about to give up on them.

>> No.13221619

>>13207847
Nice album, are you a kishore kumar fan?

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>>13217033
On tonight's episode of anon imbibes most of his 16oz car flask on his 20 minute commute home and doesn't crash into a phone pole because he's a responsible adult: Pop-Quiz, motherfuckers, it's an unboxing. Pick 1, 2, or 3. One or all of them might be something that be described as GOAT.

>> No.13221914

>>13221898
Let’s see your new glass dildo

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>>13221898
Looked for Marie Sharp's but apparently hot sauce aisles aren't what they were 15 years ago. Bought this ghost pepper sauce because the the ingredient list was pretty similar to 'vark, which I enjoyed long before it got memed.
>>13221914
Which box is the glass dildo?

>> No.13221939

>>13221930
Are you gonna chug that cough syrup?

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>>13221939
I actually found it on a clearance table. I couldn't believe that DXM was still being sold OTC, let alone on a fucking clearance table. I drank a lot in my late teens, and it used to be my favorite, but the last time I tried it I felt like my liver was going to explode (well, I had some in powder form later on), so I'll probably die if I drink that bottle, but I couldn't help but by the bottle just to see if they'd actually sell it to me.

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>>13221970
I said I drank most of my car flask on the drive home, but this is how much was left when I got home (I put a couple glasses in the freezer for the unboxing). Unless someone suggests otherwise, I'm going to unbox #2 - which is not a glass dildo (kek, who the fuck would go for that length with the obvious lack of girth?).

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>>13221984
I actually wasn't sure how much my car flask held, so I checked and it's a touch under 16oz.

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>>13222034
So maybe nobody cares about an old fashioned unboxing anymore, or maybe nobody is left who doesn't have anything better to do on a Friday night. But here we go anyway.

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>>13222073
Saw this beer for the first time. I remember NH Dragon's Milk being pretty decent, but can anyone vouch for the White? Sounds like it might be decent.

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>>13222112
The also just installed these bumper things at the TB saying that they're hiring. Maybe they were always there and I didn't notice, but you'd think they'd put them in a place where they stop your car before you drive onto the curb. The dude I got tonight literally didn't even know how to turn off his intercom so I could hear everything he said when he wasn't talking to me. When I got to the window he looked like a knock off Matty Matheson in a wheel chair, except that he got up at one point and I realized he was just fat and lazy and sitting in a chair at the drive through, which made me crack up because I've literally never seen someone so lazy that they bring a chair to the drive through window on their first day of their fast food job.

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>>13222073
Getting back to the unboxing, it's not a glass dildo. I've streamlined my sex toys at this stage in my life and would never buy a glass dildo.

>> No.13222213

>>13222207
Post sex toys

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>>13222213
>post sex toys
I literally just did, silly. Do you know what's in the box yet?

>> No.13222256

>>13222129
They’re designed to prevent damage to the building I assume, not to prevent retards jumping the curb

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>>13222256
Yeah, I know. It's just crazy that most posts you see like that on the regular street are designed to keep anons from careening off a cliff, while at Taco Bell they assume you're drunk and are going to drive through the building or something. Here's box #3; it's a double chalupa.

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>>13222284
Box #1 is a burger, obviously - but it's something a little different than the usual. Last chance to guess what's in #2, though I said exactly what it was in another thread on Tuesday.

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>>13222293
I went back to getting the soft taco fresco with guac, but forgot to bring home the good shit from work. Still better than getting nacho cheese sauce, or adding pico to the vanilla soft taco.

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>>13222396
One week left for this season's double chalupa, and it isn't looking good.

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>>13222399
Meant to say that the chances of winning aren't looking good; the double chalupa is just as good as it always was.

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>>13222219
Welp.

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>>13222441
Umpf.

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>>13222448
Raawr.

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>>13222489
So yeah, I bought a three figure petty that I'm not really sure I even want to bring to work - but it's pretty fucking nice.

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>>13222497

>> No.13222861

>>13209820

stop daydreaming and get back to work wagie

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>>13222500
First time using the new knife.

>> No.13223689

>>13223570
God mmmmm how did knife work?

>> No.13223707

Why are they ruining Taco Bell??????

https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/taco-bell-menu-changes-cool-ranch-tacos

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>>13223689
It's usually hard to tell exactly what's in the burgers, but this one looks like it was cut with a laser. Wish I didn't overcook it.

>> No.13223749

OP how much of your paycheck do you spend on food? Seems like a lot. Although I'm pretty cheap.

>> No.13223765

>>13223749
~$6/day if you don't count alcohol. I don't think that's a lot.

>> No.13223833
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Why is it gone?????

Why are fast food shops decreasing their menus?

Things that I ordered that went away:
Ranked saddest to meh:
1.XXL burrito (it’s still grilled stuft to me damn it!)
2. Malts at Sonic
3 ice cream sodas at Braum’s
4. Double decker tacos at taco bell

What items do you miss?

>> No.13223840

>>13207847
>>13209710
>>13209829
>>13209885
>>13221898
I can smell these pictures. They smell like studio apartment and depression.

>> No.13224210

>>13223840
no u

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>>13223746
I usually save a half of my burger for breakfast, but they're not very enjoyable when overcooked, however good they taste.

>> No.13224671

>>13223833
Smothered burrito from Taco Bell

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>>13224671
I don't trust anything from Taco Bell that isn't meant to be eaten with your hands.

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>>13224671
All of these things, they could still make.