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13206183 No.13206183 [Reply] [Original]

Is it normal to not shit for almost a week after eating Shepherd's Pie?

>> No.13206271

That's why shepherds ate it, so they could spend days at pasture without worrying about a wolf eating their sheep while they were shitting

>> No.13206393

it's basically meatloaf, mashed potatoes, peas and carrots all mixed together. You should shit like a freight train.

its gotta be something else blocking you up.

>> No.13206432

>>13206393
>its gotta be something else blocking you up.

I only have this problem when eating British food.

>> No.13206438

>>13206183
Are you lactose intolerant?

>> No.13206511

>>13206183
You should atleast shit once a day

>> No.13206514

>>13206183
Yes

>> No.13206522
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13206522

whats the recipe for the shepherds pie you had
if it was made differently than a standard one, then you might have issues

it doesn't really have anything that would slow down digestion or cause blockages otherwise I don't think, so you're likely having some other problems

drink water, you may just be badly dehydrated, and if thats the case it will pass like jagged chunk of wood

>>13206438
not enough lactose in cheese for most people to have a problem, the oil released from the cheese helps balance it out too I think

>> No.13206588

drink coffee, you'll shit in 5 minutes

>> No.13206638

>>13206522
Yeah but the mashed potatoes could have had milk, cream, or butter

>> No.13206726

>>13206183
Dust a slab of pie with cayenne powder and you'll be shitting through the eye of a needle at 10 paces.

>> No.13206741

>>13206638
oh shit yeah you're right, especially if it was milk.
cream and butter tend to digest better
but I didn't even think about how it could also be instant goop either, thats a lot of starch and who knows whats in offbrand insta-mash.

first thing that came to mind was like, dipshit housewives rolling ground turkey in flour which would plug up op if he had undiagnosed celiac or krones

>> No.13206745

you could have a paralytic ileus. you're gonna die

>> No.13206985

>>13206271
this is true. my great granddad was a shepherd

>> No.13207415

>>13206183
I eat Shep' Pie every day and I never been to the shitter in my life

>> No.13207647

>>13206183
nope, got a clog down there frendo

>> No.13207667

>>13207415
Based

>> No.13207698

>>13206985
are you sure your great granddad wasn't also senile?

>> No.13207902

>>13206432
It's not the British food, it's the Nigerian cock up your arse blocking your guts mate.

>> No.13207938

>>13206183
No. There is no reason you wouldn't shit daily even if you eat shepherd's pie often.

>> No.13207986

I'm British and when I moved to LA I didn't shit for the first 10 days despite mostly eating central American food.

>> No.13207991

>>13207986
>willingly moving to commiefornia
how many tons of drugs did you take and how times did you slam your head into a fucking wall before making that decision

>> No.13208123

>>13207991
This was in the 2004. It want long term.

>> No.13208129

>>13208123
wasnt*

>> No.13208526

God fucking damn I love shepards pie.

>> No.13208592

>>13208526
Based

For me it is unironically shepherds pie