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After waking up, I'll sometimes brew myself a nice cup of coffee and then go to the bathroom for my first pee of the day. Don't know why.

>> No.13203493

>>13203491
>Any of you eat in the bathroom?
No, you disgusting motherfucker

>> No.13203496

>>13203491
I recognise those legs and that floor!

You the guy who eats wings in the bathroom right?

>> No.13203499

>>13203491
Imagine the smell of your vinegary shits after eating this

>> No.13203503

>>13203493
My bathroom is cleaner than your life.

>> No.13203505

when you die before you go to heaven you have to watch a video of every time you took food into the bathroom

>> No.13203507
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>>13203496
Fucks sake /ck/

>> No.13203534
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>>13203491
what is amusing is you can not figure out , this is the reason why people don't like you or or invite you anywhere.
just by this picture , you can see you are overweight and have terrible hygiene ,
so you are so desperate for anyone for people to give you attention , EVEN bad attention that you come here and do this retarded anti-social stuff just to be noticed
dude this is why people laugh at you behind your back and girls are disgusted by you.

>> No.13203537

>>13203534
Read the file name.

>> No.13203546

>>13203537
yes it is , you are lying because you are ashamed of your shit life

>> No.13203551
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>>13203491
MAYBE IF YOU QUIT PLAYING SLAPNUTS AND GRAB-ASS, YOU'D QUIT BEING SUCH A FAGGOMOTRONIC PENILE INSTRUCTOR AND HAVE SOME CORRECT OPINIONS ABOUT THE ORDER OF OPERATIONS AROUND HERE!!!

>> No.13203557

>>13203491
for me, it's eating my own leftovers ;)

>> No.13203567

>>13203491
i often drink wine or beer in the bathroom if i need to take a shit right after i get home from work

>> No.13203618 [DELETED] 

>>13203491
Niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers

>> No.13203622

>>13203491
sometimes coffee

>> No.13203623

>>13203618
uhh based!?

>> No.13203647

not usually, but this is the most base line bbq i ever had. like 0 sauce

>> No.13203650

I drink coffee in bathtub.

>> No.13203655

>>13203534
>so you are so desperate for anyone for people to give you attention , EVEN bad attention that you come here and do this retarded anti-social stuff just to be noticed
Anon I think you just had a breakthrough

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>>13203491

>> No.13203798

>>13203496
wut

>> No.13203815

>>13203491
Bro...

>> No.13205661

>>13203491
In college, I used to make a thin crust pizza for brunch every few days then eat it in the shower while the water ran down my back. I also got into the habit of drinking sodas in the shower which I still do today with Monster (sugar free).

>> No.13205681

>>13205661
Soda and beer in the hot shower rules. He bottle or can gets all condensated and is the perfect balance of cold and hot.

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>>13203491

>> No.13205699

>>13203499
>>/ck/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=%22vinegary+shits%22

imagine being this mentally ill

>> No.13205774

When I'm dead tired I take a bath and down a can of Monster with the lights off, simulating a womb, when you get out you'll feel like you were just born

>> No.13205792

>>13203491
Go on the scale and take a picture of your weight

>> No.13205844

>>13205699
i expected way more vinegary shit posts after this reaction
quit being such a faggot

>> No.13205893

>>13205844
>shitposter gets mad after being called out for shitposting

>> No.13206476

>>13203491
I hide in the bathroom at uni and sometimes I'll sneak a cheeky payday bar into there so no one sees me eat. I can't handle people for too long.

>> No.13206554

>giant steak and pasta dinner
>retire to the bathroom for the evening
>smoke three or four cigarettes
>drink half a bottle of cheap shitswish wine
>keep cofe maker next to the toilet, drink half a pot of decaf
>deliver a giant warm steaming foodbaby
>smoke another cig while wiping because I feel like I just nutted x10

>> No.13206911

>>13203650
Coffee/tea/alcohol in the bath or shower. Never food. I'm far from a germaphobe but that just feels weird and gross and would kill my appetite.

>> No.13206944

>>13203499
>Imagine the smell of your vinegary shits while eating this
Do I have to clean up after you? I swear it like you eat and shit in the same place like an animal.