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I'm sick of making pumpkie pie every year. What dessert can I make for Thanksgiving to blow everybodys dicks off?

>> No.13201821

Your girl? Please blow my dick off pls.

You can make cheese cake. Or lemon stuff

>> No.13201833

Sweet potato pie

>> No.13201839

>>13201800
Sticky toffee pudding, chocolate fudge pudding, bread and butter pudding.

>> No.13201840

Cumkin pie

>> No.13201846

>>13201800
>blow everybodys dicks off
whatever you make, give some to the trannies.

>> No.13201871
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Pumpkin rolls are the unsung GOAT Thanksgiving dessert.

>> No.13201876

>>13201871
pumpkin rolls fucking suck.

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>>13201876
I definitely prefer a properly made fruit pie, but a pumpkin roll definitely tops non-homemade pies.

>> No.13201944

>>13201800
My mother always made concord grape pie.

>> No.13202146

>>13201840
Is that where you cut a whole in a pumpkin, fuck it and cum inside it, do that every day for a week, then roast it cum and all, purée it, and make a pie?

>> No.13202244

>>13201800
lemon meringue pie

>> No.13202247

>>13201800
Stick to tradition and make a pumpkin pie.

>> No.13202249

>>13201800
Why not sweet potato (or pumpkin) creme brulee?

>> No.13202264

>>13201800
Pumpkin cheesecake.

>> No.13202316

>>13201800
https://www.bhg.com/recipe/pies/peachy-cranberry-pie/

This pie is pretty good (dunno about the crust though I use my own recipe). Apple pie could work as a Thanksgiving dessert too.

>> No.13202320

Derby Pie is top tier

>> No.13202354

Coconut cream pie is always a favorite with my family. We make the custard with coconut milk, and add shredded toasted coconut as well. If you have a good crust and fresh whipped cream it’ll be the first pie finished

>> No.13202364

>>13201800
Ricotta cheese cake. My family makes this every year and trust me it blows my dick off

>> No.13202374

>>13202249
>pumpkin creme brulee
kino

gonna do this thanks

>> No.13202557

>>13201800
make a pie that is just brownies (in my experience, people prefer brownies to pumpkin pie)

or an apple-blueberry pie. i like those.

>> No.13202620

>>13201800
No bake cheesecake. Fucking idiot proof recipe.

1 thing of cream cheese
Use mixer to break it up
1 can of sweetened condensed milk
Mix
Couple drops of vanilla extract
Mix
1/3 cup of lemon juice (approx. Based on how much you like lemon) poured in slowly as you mix

Pour into pre-made crust
Put it in the fridge overnight

Wa la
Easily my favorite dessert

>> No.13202625

>>13201800
pecan pie with a layer of shredded coconut instead of the pecans

>> No.13202639

>>13202620
>1 thing of cream cheese
Imperial or metric thing?

>> No.13202646

>>13202639
Imperial. One 8oz brick. I just didn't want to look it up

>> No.13202648

>>13201800

Grape wafflescicles.

>>13201800

>> No.13202657
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>>13201833
>Sweet potato pie
dis nigga gets it.

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>>13201846
>>blow everybodys dicks off
>whatever you make, give some to the trannies.

>> No.13202761
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>>13201800
Derby pie. Dark chocolate, walnuts, and bourbon. How can you go wrong?

>> No.13202772

>>13201800
Dessert pierogi with sweet potato as filling. Little bit of brown sugar, cinnamon, clove, and nutmeg for taste.

>> No.13202785

>>13202761
This DESU or a chocolate pecan pie w/ bourbon.

>> No.13202806

>>13201833
They taste pretty much the same. Pumpkin/sweet potato

>> No.13202811

>>13201840
OK Jeff, you're a faggot we got it already

>> No.13203395

>>13201800

Mont Blanc, baked Alaska, tiramisu, pumpkin anything. Levain cookies.

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>>13201800
Chocoflan

>> No.13203625

>>13202761
Sounds delicious

>> No.13203637

>>13201800
sweet potato pie.