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Any of you tried the new white monster? pretty sweet can design I gotta say, it was a pleasure to drink I must say...
>>13197038Havent given our my penis to anyone lately so I guess nobodys had it
>>13197042can you explain what you mean by this statement? interesting...
>>13197054Biggu whiteu penisu
>>13197038If i drink energy drinks i spen a buck on a small fruit punch rock star or a 1.50 on a bigger one.
>>13197038Those are some rather feminine hands, anon.
>>13197485If you can't understand he meant out, then I have bad news for yoh.
>>13197480pls dont bully my girlish hands
>>13197038wtf is on the top of it?
>>13197480That is because i am a girl, anon...
>>13198092My ex used to drink that stuff, I could feel my soul dying with each sip.
>>13197038The Monster 'M' is the three nails that were used to crucify Christ. Also means 666 in Jew runes.
Anyone notice it's tangerine / orange flavored
>>13197476I've been getting the fruit punch Monster from the Dollar Tree. Pretty fuckin good.
>>13201227They're the only good ones imo
>>13197038Prefer the absolute zero instead
>newWhite flavor has been around forever.
>>13201915I know, I'm just talking about the new can design
>>13197038the tastiest sip
>>13197038trim your fucking claws troglodyte. disgusting.
>>13202329indeed>>13202356i did right after i took that picture. i made sure to do it after i took the picture too, to make you happy.
>>13197054I saw that reddit post too
>>13202385Can you post a pic of yourself in lingerie
>>13197038>No sugar, no calories>Still taste good as originalWhat's the catch? Artificial sugars are bad?
are you sure you're not just huffing paint out of that thing?
>>13202141white has had that can for 10 years...
how much these costwhy is there absolutely zero and ultra zerogimme flavor power rankingare the java ones worth tryingI wanna take the monsterpill
>>13202854Everything else in it is bad anyway u dip
>>13203322the only monster drinks that don't taste like shit are the punch, mango loco, and the pink can
>>13203322>how much these costdepends where u live>why is there absolutely zero and ultra zeromarketing, but ultra tastes more diabetic>gimme flavor power rankinghuh?>are the java ones worth tryingtry everything anon, thats how you find stuff you likei tried probably 40 percent of the flavors (most of them arent available here) and so far the best tasting one is punch.also please limit your intake of monster to 2 cans a month, and brush your teeth after, this shit is poison and will ruin your teeth, heart, liver and make you fat.
>>13203323>amino acids and vitamins are bad
>>13203436>2 cans a monthBut I need caffeine daily
>>13197038thats a good sip. but my favorite is the ultra violte from the ultra line. You should check out rein or bang. very beast with more caffeine. more bang for u buck imo.
>>13202820I don't go on leddit>>13202845I only have pics of myself in things like maid uniforms and sailor outfits>>13203304I've never seen it before>>13203820Hm I'll check them out, are they zero sugar too?
>>13197038imagine being a dumb fuck goy who advertises jew juice for free
>>13197476I spend about a $75 a week on them. Kill me.
should I drink straight from the can, or pour over ice?what other brands of energy drink should I considerI'm a little bored of coffee and gfuel desu
>>13207273The best sip is straight from the can my friend. White monster is all you need, don't consider anything else.
>>13197504Who's yoh? What do you have to tell hom?
>>13199255This. Also Monster is not kosher but Red Bull is.
>>13207157Ill leave you a bunch of money in my will if you kill me then you can afford them
Lol, 0/10 troll These have been available for YEARS
>>13209739Then why have I never seen them before
>>13208858No idea but I bet he knows hom.
>>13203719drink more water, sleep more and excercisecaffeine is temporary, but a healthy lifestyle is forever
>>13205278>jew juice>theres almost none here in israel aka jewlandhuh really makes ya think
>>13207157No need, you're already killing yourself if you spend 75$ a week on these cancer drinks
They come with a different top here, like pic related.It's okay, still prefer the normal sugar free taste.
>>13212474>here in Israel
>>13197038Glad to see you take care of your nails.
>>13214376Aren't they pretty?