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Thoughts on Totinos "Party Pizza" ?

>> No.13195398

Never had it but no way its any good.

>> No.13195407

>>13195364
It's the best pizza for a party with people you hate.

>> No.13195411

>>13195364
They're pretty great for a quick snack.
That crust makes it a winner

>> No.13195417

I don't understand frozen food anymore. Last frozen burrito I had just left me confused.

>> No.13195422

terrible way too sweet probably why it appeals to children. the rolls are a little better but it's still trash.

>> No.13195430

>>13195398
You'd be surprised, it's actually pretty decent if you add extra cheese. The sauce is tangy, not sweet, and the crust is really thin and crispy. At $1.25 it's better than many more expensive ones.

>> No.13196168

>>13195364
I enjoyed them when I wasn't as financially stable as I am now. Liked how you could use the cardboard box it used to come in as a 'plate'.

>> No.13196416

>>13195364
I like 'em, but won't pay more than a dollar for 'em. I just wait til they are on sale.

>> No.13196428

Loved them when I was young and poor. Now I have one maybe once a year and it’s just not the same.

>> No.13196472

In my darker moments I have bought two of them, cooked them and made a giant pizza sandwich.

>> No.13196507

Attention all pizzas of the Totino's Federation

>> No.13196530

Pepperoni pizza rolls are superior

>> No.13196535

>>13195422
>>13196530
false

>> No.13196723

>>13196472
that's badass, anon.

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>>13195364
>americans are so fat they party over pizza

>> No.13196755
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>>13195364
>made with pork, chicken, beef

So its literally a mutt pizza? Perfect for ameri-mutts

>> No.13196763

>>13196755
Jews don’t eat pork.

>> No.13196789

>>13196755
lol this is a funny new meme

>> No.13196799

>>13195364
Complete garbage, extremely low quality. Yet I still find totinos products delicious despite how awful they are.

>> No.13196831

>>13196723
>that's fatass, anon

>> No.13196921
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>>13196831
this is fatass

>> No.13197029
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13197029

for me it's the party pizza sausage wrap

>> No.13197084

>>13195364
Gross, but I suppose if you only have a dollar and really want something pizza-like it's the way to go.

>> No.13197086

>>13195364
THEY RAISED THE PRICE 30%

I NO LONGER BUY THEM

I LIKED THEM A LOT AND CAN EASILY AFFORD THEM, BUT TOTINO HAS BECOME AVARICIOUS AND I TAKE THIS AS AN INSULT

>> No.13197088

>>13196755
rent-free

>> No.13197093

>>13196416
YES, THEY WERE A DOLLARR, NOW THEY ARE LIKE 1.30? WHAT'S GOING ON IN ITALY TO HAVE CAUSED THIS? WHICH CANDIDATE WILL REPRESENT MY INTERESTS WITH ITALIA IN 2020

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>>13197088
>rent-free

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>>13195364
You should feel sad because that's not the superior Tombstone.

>> No.13197128

>>13197112
not only does tombstone sauce SUCK ASS BALLS DICK MONKEY BUT THEY USE WAY TOO MUCH OF IT, SECONDLY THE CRUST HAS GONE FAR DOWNHILL IN THE PAST 22 YEARS

>> No.13197188

>>13197095
>filthy frogposter projection
unsurprising

>> No.13198229

>>13196755
Feels good to be American, honestly. I feel very fortunate to have been born in this country.

>> No.13198235

I'm a Totino's Pizza Boy.

>> No.13198254
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13198254

For me, it's RED BARON® Pepperoni French Bread Pizza Singles.

>> No.13198261

>>13198254
I used to like those Stouffer's french bread pizzas but they did something to the sauce some years ago, now it tastes like puke.

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>>13196168
I still do that

>> No.13198310

>>13195364
I only ever buy these when they are $1 so I don't really get them anymore. The best way to eat is with mustard and mexican hot sauce. Trust me on this the spice and vinegar go perfectly with the greasy garbage pizza

>> No.13198315

>>13197029
My! I didn’t expect to stumble across a person of true class on this fine evening!

>> No.13198346

>>13195364
They're fucking terrible. But I like them anyway. Like others I refuse to pay over a buck for them so haven't bought them lately.

>> No.13198348

>>13198261
Just get a cheap French bread and pizza sauce and cheese and pepperoni and you can do this yourself. It's better than frozen too.

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>>13195364
get that weak shit out of here

>> No.13199183

>>13195364
I remember they were amazing when I was a kid. Now they taste like shit.

>>13195417
Were you confused from dehydration because of all the throwing up you did after?

>> No.13199188

>>13196921
Imagine being her toilet

>> No.13199208

>>13198348
Yup, that works there's a local Italian joint on my block so I can get garlic bread from them and add my own toppings.

>> No.13199226

>>13196416
I mean the price increase is understandable. They were $1 in 2001. Look how much more you're paying for everything else now too.

What's not understandable is the drop in quality. Something about them changed around the time they started making them square. Or maybe I'm just old enough to recognize that they were never that good. Who knows.

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>>13199188

>> No.13199236

>>13199227
>not being a toiletfag

>> No.13199239

>>13196530
Would rather have bagel bites than the sorry ass pizza rolls

>> No.13199241

everything's been fucked since they started coming in bags instead of the box with that little bullshit disc that supposedly crisped the crust.

>> No.13199393

>>13199226
I feel like they fucked with the crust some way. It seems more crumbly whereas before it was crisp but still firm.