/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13190768]

What can I add to turn my oatmeal into GOATmeal?

[Anonymous No.13190777]

half rye cereal

[Anonymous No.13190779]

Goat milk

[Anonymous No.13190786]

A trashcan.

[Anonymous No.13190810]

>>13190768
cocoa powder, blueberries, xanthan gum

[Anonymous No.13190875]

>>13190810
Yikes

[Anonymous No.13190964]

Slice banana, honey, and chia seeds

[Anonymous No.13190972]

Sodium hexametaphosphate, red 40, and MSG

[Anonymous No.13190981]

>>13190875
fag

[Anonymous No.13190990]

just put them in a blender with a banana and some yogurt and aldmonds

[Anonymous No.13190993]

peanut butter

[Anonymous No.13191636]

mustard

[Anonymous No.13191641]

Go-

>>13190779
Fuck

[Anonymous No.13191650]

I used to eat my oatmeal with a lot of brown sugar and/or maple syrup. Now I just eat pic related with salt. Sometimes I add dried berries. It's also good sweetened, but it's so good plain that I never mess around with it.

[Anonymous No.13191669]

mcdonalds thread died for this

[Anonymous No.13192200]

Toast your oatmeal.

[Anonymous No.13192351]

>>13192200
What are you, grandma ?

[Anonymous No.13192618]

It just tastes like white rice, but more wet. So I just salt it.

[Anonymous No.13192628]

flax seeds and soy milk

super estrogen charge

[Anonymous No.13192783]

Butter

[Anonymous No.13192801]

>goatmeal
>not cream of wheat

Loser

[Anonymous No.13192819]

What I eat everyday: 200g of oats, 400ml of milk and 60g of chocolate protein powder. Leave it for 1 hour for the oats to absorb the milk and soften, and Wala. 85 grams of protein and it tastes pretty good, haven't gotten tired of it yet in like a month

[Anonymous No.13192823]

My go-to is blueberries, chia seeds, and a little bit of honey. If I'm out of blueberries I'll play around with what I do have. My favorite thing to come out of that was banana, chia seeds, almond butter, and like a teaspoon of chocolate syrup - just enough to give it a little chocolate flavor. Maybe better with cocoa powder but I don't general have that because I don't bake

[Anonymous No.13192831]

Right after you pull it out of the pot or microwave, while it's still hot, add a half tablespoon of honey, and a handful of blackberries, raspberries, and blueberries. Mix it up then add a little bit of milk to cool it.

Shit's bomb

[Anonymous No.13193077]

>>13192819
>200g of oats
>one packet of instant oatmeal ≈ 10g
please tell me you aren't eating 15-20 servings of oatmeal in one sitting

[Anonymous No.13193083]

Use steel cut oats, a rice cooker, and mix in brown sugar and sliced bananas at the end. Nothing else compares

[Anonymous No.13193126]

>>13193077
Instant oatmeal packets are 28-40g from what I've seen. But that means he's still eating 5-7 bowls worth.

[Anonymous No.13193517]

>>13193077
It's a big ass bowl that's for sure, over 1000 calories, but it's also half of the only meal I eat a day

[Anonymous No.13193534]

>>13190768
A few loads of hot spunk.

[IVAN KUZNETSOV !!w+x+6zKEaxv No.13193539]

How the fuck do you do oatmeal so it ends up as in the OP's image? I thought you just put oatmeal flakes in a cup, add milk, water and sugar and just drink it and eat it. I always do it like this

[Anonymous No.13193634]

>>13193539
It's porridge. You cook the oats in a pot.

[Anonymous No.13193646]

>>13193539

[Anonymous No.13193649]

>>13193534
does it have to be hot? i have some i've been saving for a few days

[Anonymous No.13193679]

>>13190768
oatmeal tastes like shit bruh
just eat pizza

[Anonymous No.13194327]

>>13193679
I present to thee...

[Anonymous No.13194719]

>>13192783
Based

[Anonymous No.13194742]

I can't believe I lived most of my life without knowing this, but just add a banana. You can add some honey/brown sugar with some cinnamon, but the banana is key. Add the banana at the same time as the oats and that shit tastes like fucking banana bread.

[Anonymous No.13196186]

>>13193534
Literally came here to post this.

[Anonymous No.13196204]

>>13190768
Depends on what direction you want to take it. I’ve recently been a fan of less sweet, more savory oatmeal. I’ve used turmeric, basil, and sweet potato before and it was pretty tasty.
Also, if savory is something you like, try changing the medium you cook the oatmeal in. Chicken or beef broth makes it tasty, milk makes it creamier, etc.

[Anonymous No.13196551]

>>13190768
Mango

[Anonymous No.13196589]

>>13190768
cyanide. no seriously you're better off eating cereal

[Anonymous No.13196645]

>>13190779
brainlet NPC response.

[Anonymous No.13196870]

>>13190768
I mean not cooking your oatmeal to hell and back is a start. Less water = less mushy. I prefer my oatmeal with honey and no puke. And blackberries and bananas.

[Anonymous No.13196913]

>>13191650
Yeah I just like oatmeal with milk and salt now too. Sometimes I'll add crushed walnuts or sliced almonds or something like that though.

[Anonymous No.13196916]

>>13190768
Have you tried putting goat in it?

[Anonymous No.13196976]

>>13193534
based

[Anonymous No.13196983]

>>13190768
Goat

[Anonymous No.13197015]

Calories / Time= weight loss

1 minute oats
Add water
Add butter
Stir until absorbed
Add Strawberry jam
Stir

Enjoy restaurant quality oatmeal for a dollar


Oatmeal kills apetite, sates hunger for hours and hours


For late lunch, spinach, tomato, turkey sandwich with mayo and mustard on toasted wheat bread

[Anonymous No.13197265]

>>13190768
>your favorite rotisserie chicken
>chicken broth
>green onion
>garlic
>eggs

>1 cup chicken broth + .5 cup water
>sliced green onion and halved garlic cloves
>get chicken broth to a boil and crack in 1-2 eggs
>when eggs are cooked throw .5 cup of oatmeal
>walla

[Anonymous No.13197278]

>>13197265
Oh, forgot to mention to rip up the rotisserie chicken and throw it in with the oatmeal.
Since it's already cooked you only need to warm it up.

[Anonymous No.13197346]

>>13197265
This has no goats in it.

[Anonymous No.13197347]

I put milk, cinnamon, brown sugar, and diced apples in mine.

[Anonymous No.13197392]

Use a basic "pumpkin pie spice" (cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, allspice) and I add a dash of cayenne powder.

[Anonymous No.13197407]

>>13190768
Applesauce and cinnamon. Apple slices too if you're feeling ambitious.

[Anonymous No.13197450]

>>13193539
Boil your oats first. What are you, a horse?

[Anonymous No.13197457]

>>13193539
Also, OP's image is of overnight oats iirc. You can get that consistency by using milk (or milk + yogurt) and soaking it overnight in the fridge.

[Anonymous No.13197461]

>>13190768
I'll bet you're really proud of that one, huh?

[Anonymous No.13197493]

>>13190810
For real though, xanthan gum is terrible for your gut homie.

[Anonymous No.13197602]

for me, it's Bircher muesli

[Anonymous No.13197902]

Applesauce

[Anonymous No.13199174]

>>13197493
Shit is like magic but it’s so awful for your digestion.

[Anonymous No.13199196]

>>13190768
Goat meat

[Anonymous No.13199205]

>>13190768
semen