/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13186972]

Skyrim inspired thread

[Anonymous No.13186979]

>>13186972
FUSRODAHHHH

[Anonymous No.13187134]

>>13186979
Let me guess.

[Anonymous No.13187136]

what are these supposed to be canonically
is it just a really fat cinnamon roll?

[Anonymous No.13187139]

>>13186972
I always wanted to have a lot of those cheese wheels like the ones on skyrim.

irl those things are expensive as fuck, but I would love to cut a slice every morning to eat with my toasts.

[Anonymous No.13187140]

>>13187136
I always thought they were just a plain cake with icing on it.

[Anonymous No.13187152]

>>13187136
>>13187140
canonically, nothing special.
where the glaze is from, well add your dirty pun there

[Anonymous No.13187247]

>>13187139
that sounds tasty

[Anonymous No.13187258]

>>13186972
Sure, why not?

[Anonymous No.13187261]

>>13187152
>jug
>pile
>sack
the absolute state of nordic units

[Anonymous No.13187288]

>>13187261
>all recipies measured by eyeballing
i dunno, sounds pretty based, desu

[Anonymous No.13187301]

>>13187288
>establishing a system of mathematically based measurements is bad!!!
Found the tard

[Anonymous No.13187323]

ur moms tids inspired thread :DDD

[Anonymous No.13188462]

>>13187258
Perro caca*
Yeah But no it was a comfy game. Not amazing but I liked it.

[Anonymous No.13188842]

>>13188462
It’s really nostalgic and I’ve always wanted to taste a sweet roll irl

[Anonymous No.13188862]

>>13186972
Look at all that galze

[Anonymous No.13190526]

>>13188862
Sweet.

[Anonymous No.13190603]

>>13187152
>no leavening
>no sugar
>those ratios
Do they have to fusroda the recipe?

[Anonymous No.13190691]

Reminder that if you like Skyrim you are a dirt sucking retard

[Anonymous No.13190788]

>>13187301
tell that american

[Anonymous No.13190845]

rip TES VI

[Anonymous No.13190925]

>>13190691
Okay, what do you like to play?

[Anonymous No.13190977]

>>13190925
Lots of games. Ultima Underworld, Gothic, Betrayal at Krondor, Pool of Radiance, Curse of the Azure Bonds. As long as they're good.

[Anonymous No.13190983]

>>13190977
fucking based

[Anonymous No.13190991]

>>13190977
>popular game bad
>unpopular game good

[Anonymous No.13190994]

>>13187152
>sweet roll
>no sugar
fuck this jewish game.

[Anonymous No.13191000]

>>13190991
Those are all extremely popular games. I consciously avoided naming anything obscure.

[Anonymous No.13191321]

>>13190991
Old =/= unpopular, faggot.

[Anonymous No.13191891]

>>13186972
>>13187134
I just wanted to say that these cakes look like cum on an asshole.

[Anonymous No.13191933]

>>13191891
Your uncle teach you that one?

[Anonymous No.13192282]

>>13187139
They're honestly not that expensive if you consider that hard varieties will last almost forever at room temp. Just make sure you like what you're getting.
It's $60-$200 but it's also a near unlimited supply of your favorite food.

[Anonymous No.13192297]

I SAW this fucking thread 3 posts away from being archived and now it is the star of the show now that we are 9 days into november i wonder why.

[Anonymous No.13192305]

>>13187134
Someone stole your sweetroll?

[Anonymous No.13192316]

[Anonymous No.13192320]

>>13190603
>>13190994
Is there even sugar in the game? Other than moonsugar, of course, which has more in common with crystal meth than sugar.

[Anonymous No.13192334]

>>13192320
no there isnt, you milkdrinker

[Anonymous No.13192340]

>>13192305
I came back that night and killed him.

[Anonymous No.13192348]

I prefered the sweetrolls in Oblivion, the ones in skyrim are not a "roll" in any way but just a bundt pan cake.

[Anonymous No.13192605]

>>13192320
Food culture is honestly not well represented in these games, before Skyrim edible items were simply extra clutter you'd horde and either sell off or use in alchemy. Skyrim tried to expand on it by making it resemble closer to what I believe is 14th-15th century anglo-saxon, but it's not very coherent and ends up still being completely pointless to grab. Neither is the fact that in order to make 90% of the dishes you need to toss in an entire bowl of salt on it, makes no fucking sense.

[Anonymous No.13194025]

Bump

[Anonymous No.13195489]

>>13192605
The funny thing is that cooking is relatively simple, and only intentionally becomes complicated. Tons of other MMOs had food effects before Skyrim, and I am sure there were survival games that were more accurate in creation and use, but I agree that most games ignore or half-ass anything food related. Indigestion and diarrhea debuffs are likely a hard sell to game designers who aren't making a survival game, so I think food mattering more in vidya is still a ways off.

[Anonymous No.13195546]

[Anonymous No.13195633]

>>13195546

that should be a thick doughnut glaze not a cream cheese frosting

[Anonymous No.13196171]

>>13192605
>14th-15th century
>anglo-saxon
Pick one

[Anonymous No.13196221]

>>13192605
It's well known that nords only use salt and pepper for seasoning, and pepper was very expensive in Skyrim days.

[Anonymous No.13196240]

>>13191000
>extremely popular
maybe if you're a nerd loser... haha
nice trips btw

[Anonymous No.13196258]

>>13196171
You realize the majority of the UK’s population can still be classified as Anglo-Saxon right? He’s wrong because it’s based on Nordic culture(which arguably the Anglo Saxons share a little bit of) but Anglo Saxons definitely existed in the 15th century

[Anonymous No.13196326]

>>13196258
>You realize the majority of the UK’s population can still be classified as
ugly retards

[Anonymous No.13196752]

>>13196258
Anglo Saxon was a purely tribal cultural classification, not a race (which was Germanic in this instance). Anglo Saxon culture no longer existed after the 12th century.