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>Visiting Europe
>Go to grocery store
>Eggs not refrigerated
>Milk not refrigerated
>Cheese not refrigerated
>No pork products

>> No.13186493

I don't post on /ck/ all that often but I remember this same thread from like a day ago

>> No.13186512

>>13186479
Refrigerating eggs is strictly an American thing. We wash and process them so much that they don't keep on their own.

>> No.13186521

>Milk not refrigerated
It is treated so it can be stored at room temp until opened, this is common in many places around the world.

>Cheese not refrigerated
doubt [X], unless they are hard cheeses

>> No.13186967

>>13186479
>No pork products
Heh

>> No.13186986

>Be American
>Be lucky enough to survive till your tenth birthday. Only two pre-schools in your area were completely executed as you grew up.
>One day, there is a knock at the door and your dad goes to answer it.
>It's the fucking police. Somebody has swatted him again. The police are losing patience.
>He is given a bizarre set of instructions to follow. They are screaming at him. "WE WILL SHOOT YOU WE WILL SHOOT YOU"
>He is doing the hokey pokey on the porch now whilst a gang of heavily armed men point fully automatic weapons at him.
>They demand that he sings "I'm a little teapot" and perform all of the actions in the style of the Elephant man. Your dad begs "PLEASE DON'T SHOOT I'LL DO ANYTHING"
>He starts to sing "I'm a Little Teapot" and as he says the line "Here is my handle" a torrent of gunfire tears him to pieces.
>Have to watch your dad bleed out and gurgle in agony right in front of you. As he twitches a death spasm they open fire again and turn him into a paste.
>Wake up and find that you have been sent a letter from the federal government denying you any aid and/or assistance due to your father saying he was going to boycott Israeli products on the internet.
>Fuck.
>Go to school, on the way there you have to run from cover to cover as another lunatic has ascended the nearby radio mast and is now taking pot shots at passers by. Several people lay face down in the street. Eventually you're lucky enough to get out of line of sight.
>Once in school you wander down the hallways. Your fellow students are giving you strange looks.
>It's the monthly school shooting and you forgot to bring your backpack shield. Oh fuck.
>Nobody hit the Active Shooter Alarm button in time...
>The door to the Shelter won't open
>Unable to properly form Testudo as the gunman barrels down the halls.
>You cause the defense formation to break and you and all of your classmates are shot dead.
>A new family of Mexicans move into your empty house the next day.

>> No.13187128

>>13186986

I'm not reading all that. Did OP upset you enough to type all that out?

>> No.13187153

>>13186479
>refrigerating eggs
what the hell?

>> No.13187179

>>13186986
Based

>> No.13187575

>>13186479
>going to a muslim country
>expecting any food to be handled properly

>> No.13187587

>>13186986
seething europoor

>> No.13187660

>>13186986
Your inferiority complex is showing

>> No.13187695

>>13186479
Go home, frog. Backpackers are worthless penny pinchers. Tourists who spend money and eat at restaurants for every meal of their trip are what actually help build the economy. People like you are just sightseers without value.

>> No.13189464

>>13186479
>no pork products
Epic halal meme my friend

Europe eats pork like the USA eats chicken, by which I mean they eat a lot of pork.

>> No.13189481

>>13186479
dont know where you went but it certainly wasnt europe

>> No.13189513

>>13186479
>capitalizing greentexts

>> No.13190118

>>13186986
>implying school shooting are real and not CIA gayops

Why are Europoors so dumb?

>> No.13191311

>>13186479
>no pork
What? Where did you go?

>> No.13191322

Did you know they dont have AC?

>> No.13191359

>yurop
>no pork
shit meme you aussie cunt
enjoy your prime cut of marmite

>> No.13191368

>>13187695
Dude, what the fuck do you have against the French?

>> No.13191369

>>13186986
>Unable to properly form Testudo as the gunman barrels down the halls.
I fuckin kek'd

>> No.13191382

>>13191311
Not him but Brit here, you can pretty much go anywhere in Europe and not find pork these days. Here in the UK most of the country is under sharia law now.

>> No.13191388
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13191388

>>13186479
>no pork

>> No.13191392

>>13191382
>britmong
>euro
choose 1 lad

>> No.13191399

>>13191392
You will always be a turd world yuropoor. Deal with it, Muhammad

>> No.13191402

>>13187695
Yeah no, I'll do whatever the fuck I want in your country you sniveling little retard euro ape

>> No.13191421

>>13191399
No