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How do he get out without spilling the badder?
>>13186165Stop posting this
>>13186034Those are not pancakes
>>13186201no, they are pankaces.
>>13186201They were caked on the pan. Thus, pancake.
>>13186181Who trained him? Surely there's a surly egg master who advises the egg king in all his matters and preparations?
>>13186265They are like Hassan, it gets passed down and no one knows who the original or the real one is.
>>13186138>Fry up nice crispy chicken>Douse it in saucewtf
someone please post webm from ichinabe oneman show or Chinese Cooking vlog Premium. At least those are tolerable.
>>13186524>>13186568hey idiotsif you look closely they do a two step frying processthey fry it once at a low temp to ensure that the moisture is removed from the surface and cook the chicken and then fry it again to make sure it stays crispyfrying it twice makes a sort of layer between the skin and the meat of the chickenit happens all of the time and it makes crispy fried chicken that can be doused in sauce and stay crispyfried chicken actually gets soggy, not because of excess sauce, but from the moisture in the chicken itselfThat's why fried food goes soggy even if you don't cover it in anythinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSh6VJYRV-g
>>13186650>hey idiotsI stopped reading after this. Why? Because it called me an idiot despite not even using proper capitalization or punctuation. Try again later, fuckface.
>>13186616is it really this easy?
>>13186704No. I tried it...there's some secret that they don't show it.
>>13186685you'll grow up one day and realize the best way is using minimal punctuation. you of course have to guide the reader, so it's not useless, but you shouldn't leave things open to confusing interpretation
>>13186744I gre ths trhrds just ifct
>>13186165how does he get out though?
>>13186275Did he die?
>>13186685if you really think that typing 4chan posts like you're writing an essay for a grade is something a smart person would do, you're a dumb person who thinks he's smart when he's below average.
>>13186872Nope, still alive and eating shit like a boss.
>>13186744>you'll grow up one dayNo, grown up's use proper capitalization and punctuation.They also use the dreaded "Reddit Spacing" that man children who post here hate so much.I know because I get paid to write shit online all day. How do you make your money, manchild?
>>13186941Please don't respond in my place. I support people putting a bare minimum of effort into their posts (using full sentences does not constitute ``writing an essay'', >>13186898-kun), not the low effort trolling you appear to enjoy performing.
>>13186941>grown up's>Use proper capitalization
>>13186868He has to sell all the eggs.
Please, send a webm in which this man makes the most blood-chilling face he can.
> mfw i find a video from 2014 where he makes a normal face after tasting his foodWhat happened to him, bros?
>>13186650Don't ever link one of your weeb videos again
>>13186275USA! USA! USA!
>>13187809Those south-east asian jungles do strange things to a man of the west. God knows what horrors he has seen in those places, would break anyone.
>>13186872>thinking any food could kill the LA Beast
>>13187955> jungle changes people.> yeah, how much?> before those food reviews, i was white.
>>13187799>>13187809Exaggerated responses generate stronger audience ractions. That's why in our world of social media where everyone wants to be the most popular, everything is either the BEST or the WORST.
>>13186130honestly that looks like an awesome o nthe go breakfastbased korean demon
>>13186650i got nothing to do with this, regardless, go fuck urself
>>13186898smart ppl are efficient... gud observation
>>13186650I was hoping it would be maangchi, based
>>13186650why is she washing the chicken
How about you lazy fucks make new webms like I've been doing?
>>13186181why is his flame on so hgih?
>>13186719>>13186704Some garlic bulbs are drier than others and have skin that's more like a shell.
>>13188793you're doing a nice job thank you
>>13187799HMMMMMMM SOOOO GOOOOD HMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>13186275Mirrin that bulk.
>>13186650>washing the chicken>skipped to the end>chicken still looks soggier than conventionally fried chickenyou double nigger
>>13188326Fucking reddit cuck kys irl nigger
>newfigs ITT this thread actually hating on Maangchi
>>13186165>>13186181I know this gets posted every single thread, but what's the source? Is it actually from something?
>>13189338Disliking a recipe or technique does not mean we hate the person, you cock gobbler.
>>13189677Maangchi is beyond criticism, you culture deprived swine.
>>13189691>Maangchi is beyond criticism, you culture deprived swine.
>>13186275he made it a lot harder, he could just drink it
>>13189780That's not how the records work.
>>13186524what do you think orange chicken is?
>>13189867Orange chicken bad
>>13189780it's butter he should just eat one and his throat will be greased and then push the rest of the bars in by hand
>>13186650Literally the only """""chef""""" I've ever seen crowd the pan when frying chicken.
>>13188793I've made enough.
>>13189670It's this bizarrely popular youtube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9ahyPmDb7cAll the other videos on the channel have maybe a few hundred views.
>>13186685>Why?because you're stupidlol
>>13188873>handsome men being amusing>must be reddit
>>13186685insecure lobotomite detected. mommy sure told you you were smart growing up, huh
>>13186130How does she get out without breaking all those eggs ?
Why does eating a lot of Chinese food make me sleepy and horny?
>>13186165>he keeps looking at the cameraits unnerving
>>13186524It's Korean fried chicken, that's what they do.Give it a try sometime, it's actually really good.
>>13186204you just know these two dudes are ass fuckin
>>13191763I want to molest that boy while he makes all those faces
>>13192868how drunk off his ass is he here?
>>13193756Embarrassingly drunk. His daughter started filming him every time he got completely dickered to shame him into quitting.
>>13186229>all the other elephants start walking away once he begins eating
>>13186872"Unhealthy" food is only a problem if you're already unhealthy. Dude is an ex-athlete and used to powerlift massive fucking weights that would make your average gym rat cream his fucking panties. Man could eat anything he wants, and it most likely won't do anything to him.
>>13186524Just like God intended
>>13186923What is that
>>13186650Oh, wow... I always wanted to eat CANDY CHICKEN.gross.
>>13186138>make chicken>slather it in BBQ sauceDo Americans really?
>>13194248Anon, Americans eat deepfriedbutterDo you really think some peasant BBQ chicken scares them?They've ascended culinary sanity.They're way above it.
>>13186275>his dumb petition to get him on hot onesKinda pathetic imo. I'd rather just watch him eat light bulbs and drink olive oil
>>13194486deep fried butter? who started this memeI know they're in some state fairs but fuck dude I ain't never heard of them until /int/Same with most other "doo dey" memesLooks to me like you're all just dumb or impressionable
>>13186650Haters gonna hate but azz midgets are now my type in the kitchen
>>13189691Maangchi is already married. She's not going to fuck you for defending her honor on a Saudi Arabian Farming Blog.
>>13186165why is this the perfect video bros?I can't help but to watch it every time, completely.
>>13194990Sad coomer thinking everything relates to sex.
>>13186923He doesn't do cool videos anymore
>>13186201Why wouldn't they be?
>>13194248probably some kinda oil-based garlic sauce
>>13186165King of egg https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RpeMHnQxKKk
>>13193578Does he have to eat all the ice cream to get out
>>13193578>Go to turkey>People aren't turkeys serving turkeyWtf, why do they have ice cream?
>>13196698Oof. Right in the fazolis.
>>13194714Tried it, not bad. TX state fair, btw.
gg/WpcSxPYNO RULES - POST ANYTHING YOU WANTif you cook, you're a woman
>>13188793Look at this webm cuck. Puts work into making webms and then let's the webm show itself to whoever it wantsCuck
>>13186165Based eggking. >>13186172Cringe.
>>13186923Imagine being the schmohawk who has to certify these stupid fucking records. I like the way she stops the stopwatch so officially. And then she has to weigh the fucking remaining, as if it matters.
>>13186165>>13186172>>13186650Hey co/ck/s,I'm the surly king of the egg fort, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day wondering how do I get out without breaking the eggs. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever tried my eggwich? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of my egg fort because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to Jack webms. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I built my own egg fort since I was 6 and my eggwiches are the best selling item in the entire designated shitting street. What sports do you play, other than "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS"? I got 12 million views on my YouTube video and have a banging hot stove (She just blew me up; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.Pic Related: It's me and my bitch stove
>>13196838the king of /ck/
>>13186204ohh it's funny because they do things people don't normally do! now that is comedy
>>13196698>cold spam>cold pork and beansfucking yikes
>>13186201Yes they are amerifat.
>>13194486shrimps have it rough man
>>13186616This is straight up witchcraft
>>13193578>Icecream turk is a jerk.webm
>>13197275Further proof the boomers are the most retarded generation in the history of human civilization
>>13186204Why do gay couples feel a need to dress like one another? It's so strange.
>>13186719You have to break the connection by cutting around the root at the bottom first.(2:45)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V01oQ7zY5o
>>13197659Straight couples do the same anon
>>13187809Drugs, cannibalism, vampirism and pedophilia
>>13196838The Golden Era of Two-Armed Ja/ck/
>>13197680>Straight couples do the same anonNo they don't? Men and women dress differently and they certainly don't wear identical colors unless they're one of those weird mormon couples that do everything together as a family.
>>13197275if you are going to shield it from the smoke, encased in metal. you mind as well use a fucking oven.
>>13197692They match. Not the exact same clothing but their colors match
>>13197275I mean, the concept isn't terrible. It's basically a redneck dutch oven. But why this boomer felt the need to film it and put it on the internet is beyond me.
>>13193578If they do it to every customer, imagine how dirty the cones become at the end since it's passed through so many hands
>>13197710Roaches haven't heard of germ theory
>>13187799>>13187809The face of a man with a long list of strangled ladyboys and twinks across Asia.
>>13197710I think the final ice cream cone had all 3 layers that were used in the trick.
After 40 years of cooking, Daddy Jack says he just recently learned this method of chopping onions from a youtube video--literally the same way every other chef has done it forever
>>13197789>cutting off the root firstStill doing it wrong
>>13194486>He thinks they "hey, check out this weird shit we're selling at the Fair" is something people ever eat as anything but a novelty so they can say they tried it
>>13197702>It's basically a redneck dutch oven.A dutch oven uses just the coals, not a roaring fire.
>>13197789that stew looked like shit toopretty disappointed in the quality of the shit he cooks recently
>>13197860>stupid americans>Clearly being made in Japan
>>13194714State fairs indeed started it. It became a thing for food stalls to compete for least healthy items that do not require a wheelbarrow.
>>13186204what's with the fucking sippy cups
>>13186616what do i need to sacrifice to gain this power
>>13194486the sprinkles at the end seem so insultingjust imagine being deep fried alive and then topped with sprinkles
>>13196570No.That's the final test to become an Ice Cream Wizard.You either eat your way out, sell the entire stock, or figure out the trick.
>>13186229>tfw free food
>>13191763Nothing's more reddit than hating anime.
>>13186685Based, illiterates seething hard as fuck.
>>13196698This would be decent if he sliced the spam thinner, fried it, and made a toastie.
>>13198422This fucker watched too much cooking anime. It won't cook faster no matter how much you spin that shit around! In fact, it's quite the opposite.
>>13186872he survived eating cacti and lightbulbs and drinking glowsticks, he'll be fine
>>13196542Is this tosser unable to use a table knife or something?
>>13197696Can confirm. gf and I match colours all the time sometimes subconsciously
>>13193578That's a pathetic amount of ice-cream on that cone
>>13198684What is wrong with them?
>>13186229>oh yes, quite pungent indeed my dear...
>>13193997its the LA Beast.
>>13198627World of Final Fantasy
>>13198422Ah, yes. Grilled facehuggers. My favorite.
>>13198712That pour at 0:24. Oh man. Last time I saw an asian drink like that she spent her entire party in the bathroom puking.
>>13196542Eating without a knife and a single hand can be challenging
>>13198712>>13198684Awww they are so adorable people. It's like watching childrens, maybe Koreans are the truly gods chosen people.
>>13186204God I wanna suck the guy on the lefts dick so bad
>>13198684I like that one of them is scared that the corkscrew might be dirty, but then puts her mouth on the side of the beer can like that is any fucking cleaner.
>>13198712I want a Korean cutie gf bros
>>13198828They are very cute.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0TYCEXmi90
>>13192089Your sealed in for life. Asians take their professionalism to such an extreme that street vendors become the vendor stalls themselves. I'm sure the bones of her predecessors dying from lack of movement and exposure line the cart to keep it structurally sound.
>>13186229Unironically this is how herbivores get their B12.
>>13198794>pouring coffee in your cerealwho does that ?!
>>13193578I would just walk away
>>13197870My guess is so they don't spill their drinks everywhere when Faggot there goes maximum oversoi.
>>13198687You pay for the experience, and food born illness. The ice cream is just part of the experience.
>>13198422>>13198618the equivalent of tapping the knife
>>13198794that was retardedly gay
>>13198115nothings more snoy than liking childrens japanese cartoons
>>13199093>snoyWe're on the cooking board, kid.
>>13195618they are blini
>>13199263>>13199225this doesn't change the fact that anime is objectively snoy and for manchildren
>>13199263"Anime-posting users rarely derail threads- or if they do it's asking what anime/manga/doujin an image is from. Since they all enjoy anime, it's not a big deal if a reaction image of an anime character is posted in a thread pertaining to technology"E V E R Y T I M E
>>13199295No retard, snoyboys hate anime because it's problematic.That's why anime has high-low appeal, both for incels and gigachads
>>13199232blini are small.those are definitely pancakes
>>13199305blini are whatever size you make them, the discerning factor is buckwheat flour vs wheat flour which you cant definitively tell from the webm
>>13196954It's like this dude didn't just chug like a liter of maple sirup in a shining display of human degeneracy right next to her
>>13196542Dude why is he so red
>>13196705He looks like some kind of rehydrated Gollum
>>13199295I don't give a shit about anime or try hard anime haters.This is the cooking board and you can say SOY without sounding like a butthurt /v/tard.
>>13198422>Virgin vs Chad
>>13199308so they are probably just european pancakes?
>>13199368seethe cope and then dilate tranime nigger
>>13199232Americans don't have a monopoly on what constitutes a pancake.
>>13199986While we're at it, can someone tell me what is in the glass/bottle for each of these subhumans?Some people say it's oil, but it's just not plausible since you can't keep oil at frying temperature in a glass for a significant amount of time, and the liquid's power doesn't seem to decrease even when they "fry" multiple insects (while it should significantly cool down every time if it was oil).Plus, some of them do it in bottles instead and drink it afterwards, which would be impossible if it was oil (since they'd be drinking scalding oil).Just WHAT THE FUCK is in those glasses?
>>13186034damn I never thought of that beforesaved, will absolutely try soon
>>13194714i think its more that people don't grasp how big the US is, from the tip of Spain to where Poland and Ukraine meet is about 1800 miles, from the east to west coast is abour 2500 miles, we have multiple states larger than most of the countries in Euroland.
>>13193578o look, another super fun ice cream turk.
>>13199295Hey Dipshit, snoy means sony not soy you backwards troglodyte.
>>13194714never heard of deep fried butteri've heard of deep fried twinkies but they only became notorious in america because of how unhealthy it ispeople only consumed them out of novelty
>>13199986is that a clam what the fuck
>>13200780Geoduck. (Pronounced gooeyduck)
>>13199076It's a joke
>>13198684>lets them poke the hole while laying the can down on the tableObviously the host doesn't know how to poke the drinking hole on a beer for shotgunning either.
>>13200601>this kills the crab
>>13186229Could you imagine how much kinky sex we'd have if we had trunks
>>13186138oil-based sauce wouldn't saturate the crust like a syrup-based sauce. Thats why general tso's chicken is still crispy
>>13201348I know this is a joke, but I'm still so angry
>>13201365It'd still be 0. No one here has sex.
>>13201469I had sex about a week ago.
>>13198684Do Koreans not have any culture of their own? I feel like everything I see from this country was done elsewhere first.
>>13201485He's retarded. Teh tarik is a thing but not like he is doing. Literal tea cuck.
>>13201497Koreans have no culture. Everything they have is stolen from the Chinese and the Japanese.
>>13201365Everyone would be able to give themselves a blowjob.
>>13193767did the same thing with my folks, kinda worked. They were disgusted every time i showed them how wasted they were getting. also made me accept how sick with alcoholism they were
>>13201509OK, that makes sense recently I started to notice their hip hop and R&B 'culture' and it was just stolen from early 90s United States. Then I just started to wonder what culture they actually have and was comming up blank.
>>13199345At least that takes some level of skill to achieve, or whatever the degenerate equivalent is.She just stands there watching him.
>>13198684To be fair shotgunning is a fucking stupid tradition anyway. Just chug it normally.
>>13198794Not having a couch is autistic but i actually do only have one bowl one plate one fork one knife one spoon.its huge brain plays and you cannot tell me otherwise>no fuck tons of shit to wash up after a while>more room in the cupboardsI mainly just hate doing the fucking washing up and i'm at uni so sharing a kitchen means i'd need to socialise to do it
>>13201490Your hand doesn't count anon.
>>13186165>not gay feggot of the feggot fortsad!
>>13186229>PROOOOOOOOOOOOH THIS ISN'T PEANUTS
>>13201993oh fuggg :DDDD
>>13198618if all you did was grill things for eight hours a day you'd figure out things to entertain yourself too
>>13186229>How can you say you love a girl if you don't even eat her poop?
>>13201633It's fun to do and fun to watch. That's why I do it, and why I watch it.
>>13186204ah man i remember this. this was a viral video from like, 2013 or earlier. takes me back.
>>13186165He's looking at us....
>>13198654knifes are outlawed in the EU, this is how everyone eats.
>>13202660>knifes are outlawed in the EU,Just Britain.
>>13201635>t. social butterfly anon
>>13201523Blackhole?! 4th Dimension Stomach?!
>>13186704You need to have garlic with the perfect moisture content to get this to work.
>>13186229you done w that?
>>13201523sometimes i also want to eat this amount of pasta, even if i don't get to finish it
>>13191763Oh god no, it looped back around and I watched it twice before realizing it. My hate.
>>13198618Nah you do that to not burn it and have more even crisp. If you ever made dry fish you would know.
>>13203198Get back to your stall, Chang. There is no dried fish in that webm.
>>13200601>Quake 4 Stroggification Factory
>>13201506>anyone who can do anything impressive on 4chan'what a faggot'>his tea technique is off what a cuck!yeah but is hand eye co-ordination and balance are dope you bitter fuk.
>>13201523her shits must be otherworldly.
>>13201635>i actually do only have one bowl one plate one fork one knife one spoonThat's because you're lazy and you hate doing dishes.
>>13197789That isn't jack.
>>13203562Daddy Jack's Cooking with the Blueshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c_LH_KduYw
>>13201348vanilla and soy sauce might be good because everyone knowns salt with caramel is a real thing
>>13201348I used to put orange juice on my cereal instead of milk.
>>13203604chou tzuyu is so fucking hot
>>13193816That's not how it works at all, nigger. Exercising for a period of time doesn't make you permanently healthy even after you stop, fucking lol. Especially powerlifting that doesn't even have many health benefits
>>13203604>that cutting techniquefuck, i physically cringed.
say lads, i got pizza dough( 1kg flour, 600ml water, 2tsp salt&honey, yeast), cold rise for 2 days.what happens if i make faguettes out of it? and is it better to bake said faguettes at my 350c tmax or chef johns 290c?
>>13199874do americans really?
>>13186165In what manner does he depart
>>13203604>retarded insectoid thots cooking like shitwhat's the appeal?
>>13203832>do germans really?FTFY
>>13203866I'd get pissed at you for posting this shit if it wasn't so consistent with this particular threads quality.
>>13187799ever notice how he never shuts up when eating, he comments constantly as if he's afraid his viewers will lose interest if he isnt saying something every 0.5 seconds
>>13201523imagine the titanic turds
>>13186130that looks really good
>>13186138>those 3 beanslol amerifatts
>>13186130what kind of batter is that? similar to pancake?
>>13205557takoyaki like i assume.
>>13199993Probably a some sort of rice alcohol.
>>13205492that's kinda cool
>>13194714The scottish are the ones who invented deep fried butter as well as deep fried everything else. It's retarded to pin that blame on americans when it was the eternal anglo all along.
>>13186204>guy on the right eating like a fucking caveman
>>13205492>Asian characters everywhere>Durr muricans hurrWhy are you so retarded?
>>13186275Nothing like a nice plate of butterdogs
>>13197689Fucking gooks man
>>13201523/fit/bro here, I want to carbo load on her massive spaghetti shits
>>13203866Fuck bro why is my dick so fucking hard right now? i didn't even know I was into this.
>>13201469>It'd still be 0. No one here has sex.Speak for yourself Faggot I have sex on regular and even have sex with bisexual lesbians on many weekends
>>13186204hey look, a reddit post