/ck/ - Food & Cooking

How do he get out without spilling the badder?

>>13186165
Stop posting this

>>13186172
no

>>13186034
Those are not pancakes

>>13186201
no, they are pankaces.

>>13186201
They were caked on the pan. Thus, pancake.

>>13186204

>>13186181
Who trained him? Surely there's a surly egg master who advises the egg king in all his matters and preparations?

>>13186265
They are like Hassan, it gets passed down and no one knows who the original or the real one is.

>>13186204
Fucking cringe.

>>13186138
>Fry up nice crispy chicken
>Douse it in sauce
wtf

someone please post webm from ichinabe oneman show or Chinese Cooking vlog Premium. At least those are tolerable.

>>13186524
hear, hear

>>13186524
>>13186568
hey idiots
if you look closely they do a two step frying process
they fry it once at a low temp to ensure that the moisture is removed from the surface and cook the chicken and then fry it again to make sure it stays crispy
frying it twice makes a sort of layer between the skin and the meat of the chicken
it happens all of the time and it makes crispy fried chicken that can be doused in sauce and stay crispy

fried chicken actually gets soggy, not because of excess sauce, but from the moisture in the chicken itself
That's why fried food goes soggy even if you don't cover it in anything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSh6VJYRV-g

>>13186650
>hey idiots
I stopped reading after this. Why? Because it called me an idiot despite not even using proper capitalization or punctuation. Try again later, fuckface.

>>13186616
is it really this easy?

>>13186704
No. I tried it...there's some secret that they don't show it.

>>13186685
you'll grow up one day and realize the best way is using minimal punctuation. you of course have to guide the reader, so it's not useless, but you shouldn't leave things open to confusing interpretation

>>13186744
I gre ths trhrds just ifct

>>13186165
how does he get out though?

>>13186275
Did he die?

>>13186685

if you really think that typing 4chan posts like you're writing an essay for a grade is something a smart person would do, you're a dumb person who thinks he's smart when he's below average.

>>13186872
Nope, still alive and eating shit like a boss.

>>13186744
>you'll grow up one day
No, grown up's use proper capitalization and punctuation.

They also use the dreaded "Reddit Spacing" that man children who post here hate so much.

I know because I get paid to write shit online all day. How do you make your money, manchild?

>>13186941
Please don't respond in my place. I support people putting a bare minimum of effort into their posts (using full sentences does not constitute ``writing an essay'', >>13186898-kun), not the low effort trolling you appear to enjoy performing.

>>13186941
>grown up's
>Use proper capitalization

>>13186868
He has to sell all the eggs.

Please, send a webm in which this man makes the most blood-chilling face he can.

> mfw i find a video from 2014 where he makes a normal face after tasting his food
What happened to him, bros?

>>13186650
Don't ever link one of your weeb videos again

>>13186275
USA! USA! USA!

>>13187809

Those south-east asian jungles do strange things to a man of the west. God knows what horrors he has seen in those places, would break anyone.

>>13186165
HOW

>>13186872
>thinking any food could kill the LA Beast

>>13187955
> jungle changes people.
> yeah, how much?
> before those food reviews, i was white.

>>13187799
>>13187809
Exaggerated responses generate stronger audience ractions. That's why in our world of social media where everyone wants to be the most popular, everything is either the BEST or the WORST.

>>13186130
honestly that looks like an awesome o nthe go breakfast
based korean demon

>>13186650
i got nothing to do with this, regardless, go fuck urself

>>13186898
smart ppl are efficient... gud observation

>>13186165
HDHGO

>>13186650
I was hoping it would be maangchi, based

>>13186650
why is she washing the chicken

How about you lazy fucks make new webms like I've been doing?

>>13186181
why is his flame on so hgih?

>>13186719
>>13186704
Some garlic bulbs are drier than others and have skin that's more like a shell.

>>13188793
you're doing a nice job thank you

>>13186204
>reddit

>>13187799
HMMMMMMM SOOOO GOOOOD HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>13186275
Mirrin that bulk.

>>13186650
>washing the chicken
>skipped to the end
>chicken still looks soggier than conventionally fried chicken
you double nigger

>>13188326
Fucking reddit cuck kys irl nigger

>newfigs ITT this thread actually hating on Maangchi

>>13186165
>>13186181
I know this gets posted every single thread, but what's the source? Is it actually from something?

>>13189338
Disliking a recipe or technique does not mean we hate the person, you cock gobbler.

>>13189677
Maangchi is beyond criticism, you culture deprived swine.

>>13189691
>Maangchi is beyond criticism, you culture deprived swine.

>>13186275
he made it a lot harder, he could just drink it

>>13189780
That's not how the records work.

>>13186524
what do you think orange chicken is?

>>13189867
Orange chicken bad

>>13189780
it's butter he should just eat one and his throat will be greased and then push the rest of the bars in by hand

>>13186650
Literally the only """""chef""""" I've ever seen crowd the pan when frying chicken.

>>13188793
I've made enough.

>>13189670
It's this bizarrely popular youtube video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9ahyPmDb7c
All the other videos on the channel have maybe a few hundred views.

>>13186685
>Why?
because you're stupid
lol

>>13188873
>handsome men being amusing
>must be reddit

>>13186685
insecure lobotomite detected. mommy sure told you you were smart growing up, huh

>>13190620

>>13190713
>anime poster

>>13186229
bASED :d

>>13186130
How does she get out without breaking all those eggs ?

Why does eating a lot of Chinese food make me sleepy and horny?

>>13186165
>he keeps looking at the camera
its unnerving

>>13186524
It's Korean fried chicken, that's what they do.
Give it a try sometime, it's actually really good.

>>13187809
drugs

>>13186204
you just know these two dudes are ass fuckin

>>13191763
I want to molest that boy while he makes all those faces

>>13186034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ncpn27nwELM

>>13192868
how drunk off his ass is he here?

>>13193756
Embarrassingly drunk. His daughter started filming him every time he got completely dickered to shame him into quitting.

>>13186229
>all the other elephants start walking away once he begins eating

>>13186872
"Unhealthy" food is only a problem if you're already unhealthy. Dude is an ex-athlete and used to powerlift massive fucking weights that would make your average gym rat cream his fucking panties. Man could eat anything he wants, and it most likely won't do anything to him.

>>13186524
Just like God intended

>>13186923
What is that

>>13186650
Oh, wow... I always wanted to eat CANDY CHICKEN.

gross.

>>13193997
mapie syrup

>>13186138
>make chicken
>slather it in BBQ sauce

Do Americans really?

>>13194248
Anon, Americans eat
deep
fried
butter

Do you really think some peasant BBQ chicken scares them?
They've ascended culinary sanity.
They're way above it.

>>13186275
>his dumb petition to get him on hot ones
Kinda pathetic imo. I'd rather just watch him eat light bulbs and drink olive oil

>>13194486
deep fried butter? who started this meme
I know they're in some state fairs but fuck dude I ain't never heard of them until /int/
Same with most other "doo dey" memes
Looks to me like you're all just dumb or impressionable

>>13186650
Haters gonna hate but azz midgets are now my type in the kitchen

>>13194248
>korean text
>america
wut

>>13186130
cute eggprincess

>>13189691
Maangchi is already married. She's not going to fuck you for defending her honor on a Saudi Arabian Farming Blog.

>>13186165
why is this the perfect video bros?
I can't help but to watch it every time, completely.

>>13194990
Sad coomer thinking everything relates to sex.

>>13186923
He doesn't do cool videos anymore

>>13186201
Why wouldn't they be?

>>13194248
probably some kinda oil-based garlic sauce

>>13186165
King of egg https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RpeMHnQxKKk

>>13196542
Nasty.

>>13193578
Does he have to eat all the ice cream to get out

>>13193578
>Go to turkey
>People aren't turkeys serving turkey
Wtf, why do they have ice cream?

POW!

>>13187799

>>13196698
Oof. Right in the fazolis.

>>13194714
Tried it, not bad. TX state fair, btw.

gg/WpcSxPY

NO RULES - POST ANYTHING YOU WANT

if you cook, you're a woman

>>13188793
Look at this webm cuck. Puts work into making webms and then let's the webm show itself to whoever it wants
Cuck

>>13186165
Based eggking.

>>13186172
Cringe.

>>13186923
Imagine being the schmohawk who has to certify these stupid fucking records. I like the way she stops the stopwatch so officially. And then she has to weigh the fucking remaining, as if it matters.

>>13186165
>>13186172
>>13186650
Hey co/ck/s,
I'm the surly king of the egg fort, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day wondering how do I get out without breaking the eggs. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever tried my eggwich? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of my egg fort because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to Jack webms.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I built my own egg fort since I was 6 and my eggwiches are the best selling item in the entire designated shitting street. What sports do you play, other than "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS"? I got 12 million views on my YouTube video and have a banging hot stove (She just blew me up; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch stove

>>13196838
the king of /ck/

>>13186204
ohh it's funny because they do things people don't normally do! now that is comedy

>>13196698
>cold spam
>cold pork and beans
fucking yikes

>>13186201
Yes they are amerifat.

>>13194486
fuckin korea

>>13194486
shrimps have it rough man

>>13186616
This is straight up witchcraft

>>13193578
>Icecream turk is a jerk.webm

>>13197275
Further proof the boomers are the most retarded generation in the history of human civilization

>>13186204
Why do gay couples feel a need to dress like one another? It's so strange.

>>13186719
You have to break the connection by cutting around the root at the bottom first.

(2:45)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V01oQ7zY5o

>>13197659
Straight couples do the same anon

>>13187809
Drugs, cannibalism, vampirism and pedophilia

>>13196838
The Golden Era of Two-Armed Ja/ck/

>>13196698
Needs sound.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1H2bRd91sZw

>>13197680
>Straight couples do the same anon
No they don't? Men and women dress differently and they certainly don't wear identical colors unless they're one of those weird mormon couples that do everything together as a family.

>>13197275
if you are going to shield it from the smoke, encased in metal. you mind as well use a fucking oven.

>>13197692
They match. Not the exact same clothing but their colors match

>>13197275
I mean, the concept isn't terrible. It's basically a redneck dutch oven. But why this boomer felt the need to film it and put it on the internet is beyond me.

>>13193578
If they do it to every customer, imagine how dirty the cones become at the end since it's passed through so many hands

>>13197710
Roaches haven't heard of germ theory

>>13187799
>>13187809
The face of a man with a long list of strangled ladyboys and twinks across Asia.

>>13197710
I think the final ice cream cone had all 3 layers that were used in the trick.

After 40 years of cooking, Daddy Jack says he just recently learned this method of chopping onions from a youtube video--literally the same way every other chef has done it forever

>>13197789
>cutting off the root first
Still doing it wrong

>>13194486
>He thinks they "hey, check out this weird shit we're selling at the Fair" is something people ever eat as anything but a novelty so they can say they tried it

>>13188003
Maybe this.

>>13187955
>>13197762

>>13197702
>It's basically a redneck dutch oven.
A dutch oven uses just the coals, not a roaring fire.

>>13196698
stupid americans

>>13197789
that stew looked like shit too
pretty disappointed in the quality of the shit he cooks recently

>>13197860
>stupid americans
>Clearly being made in Japan

>>13194714
State fairs indeed started it. It became a thing for food stalls to compete for least healthy items that do not require a wheelbarrow.

>>13186204
what's with the fucking sippy cups

>>13186229
>SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFF

>>13186616
what do i need to sacrifice to gain this power

>>13194486
the sprinkles at the end seem so insulting
just imagine being deep fried alive and then topped with sprinkles

>>13196570
No.
That's the final test to become an Ice Cream Wizard.
You either eat your way out, sell the entire stock, or figure out the trick.

>>13186229
>tfw free food

>>13191763
Nothing's more reddit than hating anime.

>>13186685
Based, illiterates seething hard as fuck.

>>13186204
Pure autism

>>13196698
This would be decent if he sliced the spam thinner, fried it, and made a toastie.

>>13198422
This fucker watched too much cooking anime. It won't cook faster no matter how much you spin that shit around! In fact, it's quite the opposite.

>>13186204
xD

>>13191763
SAUCE

>>13186872
he survived eating cacti and lightbulbs and drinking glowsticks, he'll be fine

>>13196542
Is this tosser unable to use a table knife or something?

>>13186165
egg?

>>13197696
Can confirm. gf and I match colours all the time sometimes subconsciously

>>13193578
That's a pathetic amount of ice-cream on that cone

>>13198684
What is wrong with them?

>>13186229
>oh yes, quite pungent indeed my dear...

>>13193997
its the LA Beast.

>>13198627
World of Final Fantasy

>>13198422
Ah, yes. Grilled facehuggers. My favorite.

>>13198712
That pour at 0:24. Oh man. Last time I saw an asian drink like that she spent her entire party in the bathroom puking.

>>13196542
Eating without a knife and a single hand can be challenging

>>13186165
hdhgowbate?

>>13198809
Hot

>>13198712
>>13198684
Awww they are so adorable people. It's like watching childrens, maybe Koreans are the truly gods chosen people.

>>13186204
God I wanna suck the guy on the lefts dick so bad

>>13198684
I like that one of them is scared that the corkscrew might be dirty, but then puts her mouth on the side of the beer can like that is any fucking cleaner.

>>13198712

I want a Korean cutie gf bros

>>13198828
They are very cute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0TYCEXmi90

>>13192089
Your sealed in for life. Asians take their professionalism to such an extreme that street vendors become the vendor stalls themselves. I'm sure the bones of her predecessors dying from lack of movement and exposure line the cart to keep it structurally sound.

>>13186229
Unironically this is how herbivores get their B12.

>>13198794
>pouring coffee in your cereal
who does that ?!

>>13193578
I would just walk away

>>13197870
My guess is so they don't spill their drinks everywhere when Faggot there goes maximum oversoi.

>>13198687
You pay for the experience, and food born illness. The ice cream is just part of the experience.

>>13198422
>>13198618
the equivalent of tapping the knife

>>13198794
that was retardedly gay

>>13198115
nothings more snoy than liking childrens japanese cartoons

>>13199093
>snoy
We're on the cooking board, kid.

>>13195618
they are blini

>>13199093
sneed

>>13199263
>>13199225
this doesn't change the fact that anime is objectively snoy and for manchildren

>>13199263
"Anime-posting users rarely derail threads- or if they do it's asking what anime/manga/doujin an image is from. Since they all enjoy anime, it's not a big deal if a reaction image of an anime character is posted in a thread pertaining to technology"
E V E R Y T I M E

>>13199295
No retard, snoyboys hate anime because it's problematic.

That's why anime has high-low appeal, both for incels and gigachads

>>13199232
blini are small.

those are definitely pancakes

>>13199305
blini are whatever size you make them, the discerning factor is buckwheat flour vs wheat flour which you cant definitively tell from the webm

>>13196954
It's like this dude didn't just chug like a liter of maple sirup in a shining display of human degeneracy right next to her

>>13196542
Dude why is he so red

>>13196705
He looks like some kind of rehydrated Gollum

>>13199295
I don't give a shit about anime or try hard anime haters.
This is the cooking board and you can say SOY without sounding like a butthurt /v/tard.

>>13198422
>Virgin vs Chad

>>13199308
so they are probably just european pancakes?

>>13199368
seethe cope and then dilate tranime nigger

>>13186138
Would

>>13199232
Americans don't have a monopoly on what constitutes a pancake.

>>13199955
lol

>>13199986
While we're at it, can someone tell me what is in the glass/bottle for each of these subhumans?
Some people say it's oil, but it's just not plausible since you can't keep oil at frying temperature in a glass for a significant amount of time, and the liquid's power doesn't seem to decrease even when they "fry" multiple insects (while it should significantly cool down every time if it was oil).
Plus, some of them do it in bottles instead and drink it afterwards, which would be impossible if it was oil (since they'd be drinking scalding oil).

Just WHAT THE FUCK is in those glasses?

>>13199492
Anime website

>>13199986
im aroused

>>13186034
damn I never thought of that before
saved, will absolutely try soon

>>13194714
i think its more that people don't grasp how big the US is, from the tip of Spain to where Poland and Ukraine meet is about 1800 miles, from the east to west coast is abour 2500 miles, we have multiple states larger than most of the countries in Euroland.

>>13193578
o look, another super fun ice cream turk.

>>13199295
Hey Dipshit, snoy means sony not soy you backwards troglodyte.

>>13194714
never heard of deep fried butter
i've heard of deep fried twinkies but they only became notorious in america because of how unhealthy it is
people only consumed them out of novelty

>>13199986
is that a clam what the fuck

>>13200780
Geoduck. (Pronounced gooeyduck)

>>13197681

>>13199076
It's a joke

>>13198684
>lets them poke the hole while laying the can down on the table
Obviously the host doesn't know how to poke the drinking hole on a beer for shotgunning either.

>>13199263

>>13192868
based

>>13201280

>>13200601
>this kills the crab

>>13186116
Badder?

>>13186229
Could you imagine how much kinky sex we'd have if we had trunks

>>13186138
oil-based sauce wouldn't saturate the crust like a syrup-based sauce. Thats why general tso's chicken is still crispy

>>13201348
I know this is a joke, but I'm still so angry

>>13201365
It'd still be 0. No one here has sex.

>>13201469
I had sex about a week ago.

>>13198684
Do Koreans not have any culture of their own? I feel like everything I see from this country was done elsewhere first.

>>13201485
He's retarded. Teh tarik is a thing but not like he is doing. Literal tea cuck.

>>13201497
Koreans have no culture. Everything they have is stolen from the Chinese and the Japanese.

>>13201365
Everyone would be able to give themselves a blowjob.

>>13193767
did the same thing with my folks, kinda worked. They were disgusted every time i showed them how wasted they were getting. also made me accept how sick with alcoholism they were

>>13201509
OK, that makes sense recently I started to notice their hip hop and R&B 'culture' and it was just stolen from early 90s United States. Then I just started to wonder what culture they actually have and was comming up blank.

>>13186204
reddit humour

>>13199345
At least that takes some level of skill to achieve, or whatever the degenerate equivalent is.
She just stands there watching him.

>>13198684
To be fair shotgunning is a fucking stupid tradition anyway. Just chug it normally.

>>13198794
Not having a couch is autistic but i actually do only have one bowl one plate one fork one knife one spoon.

its huge brain plays and you cannot tell me otherwise
>no fuck tons of shit to wash up after a while
>more room in the cupboards

I mainly just hate doing the fucking washing up and i'm at uni so sharing a kitchen means i'd need to socialise to do it

>>13201490
Your hand doesn't count anon.

>>13186165
>not gay feggot of the feggot fort
sad!

>>13186229
>PROOOOOOOOOOOOH THIS ISN'T PEANUTS

>>13201993
oh fuggg :DDDD

>>13198712
>bring hitler

>>13198618
if all you did was grill things for eight hours a day you'd figure out things to entertain yourself too

>>13186229
>How can you say you love a girl if you don't even eat her poop?

>>13193667
which one

>>13201633
It's fun to do and fun to watch. That's why I do it, and why I watch it.

>>13186204
ah man i remember this. this was a viral video from like, 2013 or earlier. takes me back.

>>13186165
He's looking at us....

>>13198654
knifes are outlawed in the EU, this is how everyone eats.

>>13202660
>knifes are outlawed in the EU,
Just Britain.

>>13201635
>t. social butterfly anon

>>13201523
Blackhole?! 4th Dimension Stomach?!

>>13186704
You need to have garlic with the perfect moisture content to get this to work.

>>13186229
you done w that?

>>13201523
sometimes i also want to eat this amount of pasta, even if i don't get to finish it

>>13191763
Oh god no, it looped back around and I watched it twice before realizing it. My hate.

>>13201506
t. cuck

>>13198618
Nah you do that to not burn it and have more even crisp. If you ever made dry fish you would know.

>>13203198
Get back to your stall, Chang. There is no dried fish in that webm.

>>13200601
>Quake 4 Stroggification Factory

>>13201506
>anyone who can do anything impressive on 4chan

'what a faggot'

>his tea technique is off what a cuck!

yeah but is hand eye co-ordination and balance are dope you bitter fuk.

>>13186165

>>13201523
her shits must be otherworldly.

>>13201635
>i actually do only have one bowl one plate one fork one knife one spoon
That's because you're lazy and you hate doing dishes.

>>13197789
That isn't jack.

>>13203562
Daddy Jack's Cooking with the Blues

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c_LH_KduYw

>>13203568
Oooooooh, sorry.

>>13201348
vanilla and soy sauce might be good because everyone knowns salt with caramel is a real thing

>>13201348
I used to put orange juice on my cereal instead of milk.

>>13203604
chou tzuyu is so fucking hot

>>13193816
That's not how it works at all, nigger. Exercising for a period of time doesn't make you permanently healthy even after you stop, fucking lol. Especially powerlifting that doesn't even have many health benefits

>>13203604
>that cutting technique
fuck, i physically cringed.

say lads, i got pizza dough( 1kg flour, 600ml water, 2tsp salt&honey, yeast), cold rise for 2 days.
what happens if i make faguettes out of it? and is it better to bake said faguettes at my 350c tmax or chef johns 290c?

>>13199874
do americans really?

>>13186034
>>13186165
>>13186204
>>13186229

>>13201314
>>13203235

hehe 2Gud

>>13186116
badger*

>>13186165
In what manner does he depart

>>13203604
>retarded insectoid thots cooking like shit
what's the appeal?

>>13203866
Hot

>>13203832
>do germans really?
FTFY

>>13203866
I'd get pissed at you for posting this shit if it wasn't so consistent with this particular threads quality.

>>13187799
ever notice how he never shuts up when eating, he comments constantly as if he's afraid his viewers will lose interest if he isnt saying something every 0.5 seconds

>>13201523
imagine the titanic turds

>>13186130
that looks really good

>>13203866
FUCK

>>13186138
>those 3 beans

lol amerifatts

>>13186130
what kind of batter is that? similar to pancake?

>>13205557
takoyaki like i assume.

>>13199993
Probably a some sort of rice alcohol.

>>13205492
that's kinda cool

>>13194714
The scottish are the ones who invented deep fried butter as well as deep fried everything else. It's retarded to pin that blame on americans when it was the eternal anglo all along.

>>13186204
>guy on the right eating like a fucking caveman

>>13205492
>Asian characters everywhere
>Durr muricans hurr
Why are you so retarded?

>>13186275
Nothing like a nice plate of butterdogs

>>13197689
Fucking gooks man

>>13201523
/fit/bro here, I want to carbo load on her massive spaghetti shits

>>13203866
Fuck bro why is my dick so fucking hard right now? i didn't even know I was into this.

>>13201469
>It'd still be 0. No one here has sex.
Speak for yourself
Faggot
I have sex on regular and even have sex with bisexual lesbians on many weekends

>>13186204
hey look, a reddit post