Have you ever accepted and eaten food from someone else?

[Anonymous No.13181503]

I m not speaking about restaurants. I m speaking about people you know from your social circle,excluding your parents ofc. I always refused food to avoid poisoning by people who want me to die. Some workmates made fun of me for refusing to eat the food they offer me. Should i stop being honest to them? How to avoid such a situation without being honest?people dont like honesty apparently so lets bring out the lies

[Anonymous No.13181524]

>>13181503
Yes, but it's very rare. I don't think people are trying to kill me. People are usually disgusting, non-hands-washing, butt-picking, cat-having goblins who only present the facades of being humans because they took a shower right before work.

[Anonymous No.13181547]

>>13181503
>not simply stating that you only cook and purchase your own food for dietary independence and discipline
if you really never accept food from other people, you might as well just say that you prefer self-sustenance and leave it at that. no need to mention poison... unless you catch them slipping something in your cucumber water

[Anonymous No.13181556]

>>13181503
I used to, but after getting food poisoning at two consecutive office potluck lunches, I don't eat food other people cooked anymore.

[Anonymous No.13181562]

LOOKIT THEM TITTIES

[Anonymous No.13181572]

>>13181503
Property of BLACK MEN

[Anonymous No.13181582]

I exchange food with my neighbors all the time.
I enjoy social barbecues at work regularly.
It's literally no different from a restaurant, you are trusting a stranger to handle food safely.
Indeed the only time I ever did get sick from food was from a restaurant, one of their gormless teenaged staffers spilled soap into the rice and didn't tell anyone.

[Anonymous No.13181594]

I only eat food prepared by attractive people. Unless I’m at a restaurant of course. Everything my gf makes is delicious. Had some cabbage rolls last night

[Anonymous No.13181605]

>>13181503
Didn't we have this exact thread with the same pic like a month ago?

[Anonymous No.13181701]

>>13181503
I was friends with a hot chick who said "If there's a drink in my hand, I'm gonna drink it". I wish I had taken advantage of that.

[Anonymous No.13181716]

>>13181503
God I wish I was that cake

[Anonymous No.13181729]

>>13181503
See a mental health professional.

[Anonymous No.13181737]

Yeah, I cook for my friends and they cook for me when I come over. My coworkers frequently bring homemade desserts to work. We did a chili cook-off at work recently and I ate like 10 different chilis and managed to not get sick.

I really don't think most restaurant kitchens are any cleaner than the average home kitchen. In fact, they're probably much worse a lot of the time.

[Anonymous No.13181773]

I looked up this photo. It’s from her 13th birthday party.

[Anonymous No.13181779]

>>13181773
Sad that she's already so obese at such a young age. Too much RBGH in the milk I suppose

[Anonymous No.13181782]

We as a culture should probably have a conversation about xenoestrogens in the food, drug, and personal care industries, and if the pros outweigh the cons.

[Anonymous No.13181799]

I'll eat just about anything that smells half decent. The source is irrelevant. If i'm gunna die i'm gunna die with a full stomach.

[Anonymous No.13181804]

>>13181779
>obese
nigga you gay

[Anonymous No.13181808]

>>13181503
>14 candles
>14 year old girls with D cups

Anime tits are becoming real

[Anonymous No.13181810]

>>13181773

But I count 14 candles

[Anonymous No.13181812]

>>13181810
I have a cold.

[Anonymous No.13181816]

>>13181562
This

/thread

[Anonymous No.13181818]

>>13181503
When I was a kid the neighborhood ladies would all share their baked things. I always liked my old Italian neighbor's baked ziti and her cakes. And of course whenever I'd go to somebody's house if they served food I'd eat and vice versa when people visited mine.
I don't really do it now since I don't know my neighbors very well but at the last place I lived I lived next to a family with kids so whenever I baked I'd give most of it to them since I can't eat all those sweets in one sitting and they'd occasionally give me casseroles and soup and stuff especially in the winter.

I've never gotten sick from eating food from my neighbors' food.

[Anonymous No.13181820]

>>13181808
You cannot possibly so much older than me that you did not have large breasted women during your formative education. The only young woman in my 7th year of education without significant breast flesh was an Indian. Probably owed to genetics more than diet in that case.

[Anonymous No.13181821]

>>13181503
How do you function in normal society

[Anonymous No.13181824]

>>13181810
>>13181812
>>13181808
>>13181773


If her age is off the clock she’s old enough for...

[Anonymous No.13181827]

>>13181804
I'm gay because I know what a 13 year old's normal bodyweight should be? How does that work, in your mind, exactly?

[Anonymous No.13181835]

>>13181827
how would you know what a 13 year old girl's bodyweight should be?

[Anonymous No.13181841]

>>13181835
I was one once?
Have you ever been outside? Talked to people who aren't your mother?

[Anonymous No.13181842]

>>13181827
There's nothing indicating you know anything about that beyond pure speculation. You do not know her height, shoulder or waist measurements. You don't even know her weight.
That being said you are clearly homosexual, but that is irrelevant to the conversation I will give you that.

[Anonymous No.13181853]

>>13181841
post ribcage or gtfo roastie skeletor

[Anonymous No.13181860]

>>13181835
I think we found the chairman of the itty bitty titty committee

[Anonymous No.13181865]

>>13181799
based.
Yes i accept food unless it looks/smells bad.
I offer food to my friends too if im too full or something and most of em will eat it.

[Anonymous No.13182096]

>>13181779
They're loose-fitting pants. Its an unflattering style and you're a moron.

[Anonymous No.13182108]

>>13181503
>14 candles

MOOOOODDS DELETE THIS

[Anonymous No.13182228]

>>13181503
nobody cares enough about you to want to kill you and refusing food because you have an inflated sense of self importance makes you look like you got the 'tism, boy.

[Anonymous No.13182272]

>>13181503
Seek psychiatric care.

[Anonymous No.13182277]

>>13181503
Sometimes when I'm at an anime convention, some of the cosplay girls have a batch of home made cookies as part of their costume and offer it to people. I'm too beta to turn them down, but in the back of my mind I keep thinking about /k/ getting protein brownie'd.

[Anonymous No.13182286]

>>13181782
Xenoestrogens are a fabrication of pseudoscience peddled by fear-mongering charlatans and the alt-right propaganda machine. Don’t be fooled by their lies.

[Anonymous No.13182293]

>>13181503
is that lana del rey? god she had some honkers at 14

[Anonymous No.13182296]

>>13182277
>when I'm at an anime convention
Get the fuck out, now.

[Anonymous No.13182328]

A few years ago during my Senior High School year I was waiting in the gym before the morning bell because I had weightlifting class. Anyways this cute freshman girl (geeky, big tits, black pixie cut hair, glasses) I knew from another class had PE at the same time so she would always be in the gym in the morning with her friends. One morning the came up to me and handed me a package of regular chocolate poki. I didn't know why she did it but it made my day a little better. Since I and my brother never had poki before we shared the package on the bus ride home. Fun memories. She was a nice person and I wish she had some social media account since she probably is a senior this year and it would be nice catch up or something.

[Anonymous No.13182341]

>>13182328
>I wish I could stalk her online
Creep

[Anonymous No.13182351]

>>13182341
Okay? What's wrong with wanting to talk to an old friend?

[Anonymous No.13182479]

>>13182351
You don't know?

[Anonymous No.13182640]

>>13182351

[Anonymous No.13182651]

>>13182351
Yikes my dude

[Anonymous No.13182653]

>>13181503
You should get help for your schizophrenia

[Anonymous No.13182753]

>>13181503
>people you know from your social circle
Where the fuck do you think you are normie?

[Anonymous No.13182770]

>>13182341
>The current year
>Not stalking women online
>Not having a 300+ folder of photoshopped pictures of you and her.

[Anonymous No.13182874]

>>13182753
>social circle
i meant schoolmates,workmates etc. I dont have any friends either

>>13181605
literally my first time posting in /ck

>>13181729
for what?

>>13181773
whats her name?i must find her

>>13181821
i dont. I barely go outside only for work or groceries so basically just like most anons here

>>13182272
for what?

[Anonymous No.13182902]

A year ago some ugly bitch i worked with gave me some chicken salad she made at home specifically for me. I forgot what I did with it. I think I just left it in the fridge at work

I told her it tasted good.

She had a mustache.

[Anonymous No.13182924]

>>13182902
Probably had her DNA in it.

[Anonymous No.13182937]

>>13182924
Indeed. She really was gross.

I think she wore a wig too. Combine that with the freaky mustache and we have a problem.

[Anonymous No.13182983]

>>13181562
>14 candles
finna go to jail

[Anonymous No.13182987]

Those are...... *Ahem* those are some fine BAZOONGAS milady...... Mind if i do? *Motorboats you're CHUMUCHANGAS* ohhh yes, this will do l, mmmh oooooh damn, oooOOOO AHHHHHH FUCK AHHHHH YESSSS AAAAA
AWOOOOOGA AWOOOOOOOOOOOGA *bounces penes on ure BOONANZAS* MA'AM, IM GONNA COOOOOM, IM GOONGA COOOOOM ON YOUR'E BORRACCIAS, OH YES, I WILL, I AM, OOOOOOOG *SPPPRRRTRTRTRT PPPPPPPP SPLRRRRRRRR* *BBBBBLBLBLVLBLVL* *dribble dribble* oh thank you ma'am, that was mighty fine, pshew

[Anonymous No.13183014]

>>13181824
clocks

[Anonymous No.13183026]

>>13181824
Read the time

[Anonymous No.13183028]

>>13182987
Yup. I'm coming to /ck/ more often. Holy fuck.

[Anonymous No.13183237]

>>13181503
>Only 14 candles

[Anonymous No.13183240]

>>13182874
>social circle
>i meant schoolmates,workmates etc. I dont have any friends either

They're what you'd refer to as NPCs fella, don't worry I don't like you either.

[Anonymous No.13183243]

>>13181808
>>13181810
>>13181824
>>13182108
>>13182983
legal in germany

[Anonymous No.13183251]

>>13183243
luckily a typical teenage girl would never consent to you unless she was on drugs or mentally ill

[Anonymous No.13183252]

>>13183243
And they also eat shit in a sexual capacity.

>Turkey
>18
Do goats really live to that age?

[Anonymous No.13183256]

>>13181503
I only count 13 candles on that cake. uh oh

[Anonymous No.13183277]

>>13183251
cope, roastie

[Anonymous No.13183298]

>>13181503
OP you suffer from persecution mania and need to see a doctor

[Anonymous No.13183321]

>>13183251
There are so many teenagers with college-age boyfriends here. I'm pretty sure the only country in the entire world that treats teenager/college relationships as taboo is america.

[Anonymous No.13183325]

>>13183252
Ironically, it's the western secularists that bumped it up to 18 in Turkey. The muslims wanted it to stay at 15 or even lower.

[Anonymous No.13183576]

>>13183256
*14
So it's ok

[Anonymous No.13183582]

Post more haha

[Anonymous No.13183679]

>>13181782
It's a serious fucking problem, estrogens are fucking up an entire generation.

[Anonymous No.13183700]

>>13182286

you're retarded.

[Anonymous No.13183733]

>>13181808
>Anime tits are becoming real
praise the sun

[Anonymous No.13183752]

>>13181503
Could you imagine being this girls dad and having 6 of her friends all walking around in bikinis in you garden while you try and act like nothing is wrong and that you arent fighting an erection every second of every minute.

[Anonymous No.13183757]

>>13183679
>says its fucking up a generation
>posts proof its improving it

[Anonymous No.13183767]

>>13183679
>tig ol' bitties
>a problem
Not if you're straight, Anon.

[Anonymous No.13183782]

>>13181824
a glock

[Anonymous No.13183785]

>>13181503
Nice tits

[Anonymous No.13183790]

>>13181503
>Thinks they'll try to poison you
You have actual paranoia. Please go to a psychologist

[Anonymous No.13183802]

Yeah as long as they dont have cats

[Anonymous No.13183842]

>>13181503
>>13181773
>>13181782
>>13183679

[Anonymous No.13183843]

>>13183757
I'm sure you can dig up some pictures of man titties, boss.

[Anonymous No.13184007]

>>13181701
Thank you for not raping

[Anonymous No.13184015]

>>13183842
>PRÖÖÖH! :DD
based.

[Anonymous No.13184020]

>>13181773
>>13181782
>>13183679
>>13183842
Why are women so vain and desperate for social media validation? Seeing shit like this just reinforces my belief that they truly are the inferior sex. Never forget, men are interested in things, while women are interested in people.

[Anonymous No.13184069]

me and a friend was going home one night after drinks and 2 girls walking past us on the street just gave us 2 entire sticks of baguettes.

Ate mine the day after--nothing wrong with it at all. Must have been leftover from some company function or event and they didnt want it but felt too wasteful to throw away.

[Anonymous No.13184109]

>>13184069
Is people giving away extra bread not common where you're from? I receive a loaf or two a week from the neighborhood women.

[Anonymous No.13184114]

>>13184109
No, not everyone is a socialist. Even fewer are social.

[Anonymous No.13184130]

>>13184114
That must be rough. I'm not even social, just a NEET who only goes out on weekday afternoons to buy food. Usually I buy groceries that go well with whatever kind of bread the ladies give me.

[Anonymous No.13184140]

>>13183842
Based chad elephant

[Anonymous No.13184146]

>>13184130
It isn't to say that I have not been given things by neighbors, just last week I was invited to a party and given great amounts of free liquor. But being a money man I made sure to puke all over his lawn in thanks for the gesture. If you take you should also give.

[Anonymous No.13184148]

>>13181503
Yes. I'm going to a potluck myself this weekend. I know people who can cook.

[Anonymous No.13184153]

>>13183842
God I wish that were me

[Anonymous No.13184170]

>>13184146
I do share when I make more than I can eat but in my area the people with children and the empty nesters seem to always make two or three times more than they can eat and share it with anybody they see walking outside, which my occasional quiche and canelé can't compete with. They always seem so grateful when I do share though, which feels good. Sharing is nice.

[Anonymous No.13184197]

>>13184153
You wish you were fondled by an elephant?

[Anonymous No.13184202]

>>13184109
no, i live in super antisocial asian hive city and people dont even look at each other

[Anonymous No.13184213]

>>13184170
I'm not convinced.

[Anonymous No.13184260]

>>13184213
I'm sorry I can't force you to believe me but to me it's more strange if neighbors never share food.

[Anonymous No.13184279]

>>13181503
I can't believe she would just discard 4 candles on the ground like that. Who's gonna pick them up?

[Anonymous No.13184299]

>>13184146
Whenever I'm at parties I just bring an empty water bottle and steal liquor when people aren't looking

[Anonymous No.13184303]

>>13184260
I believe you, just don't believe sharing is nice.
>>13184299
You can't afford cheap booze?

[Anonymous No.13184380]

>>13181503
Yep all the time. It's one of the most rude things that you can do, refuse food given. If you don't trust that I pickled or canned something, then we aren't friends. If you think I'd give you toxic wine that I homebrewed, we aren't friends. Everyone has been conditioned to need FDA seals of approval and shit so that companies can make money. your neighbor, with the garden? Ask them for some peppers, they will give them freely.

>Oh ew you made those pickles? Gag me with a spoon I don't want to get sick!
>MMmm, oh, god yes, this imported chinese ground beef is so good and to die for MMMM

fuckers

[Anonymous No.13184405]

>>13184380
fuck you. No one wants your shit pickles, people know you as the weirdo who gives away pickles, they say oh shit here comes that pickle freak again everyone hide

[Anonymous No.13184414]

>>13184405
NO NO NO NO NO!!! THIS CAN'T BE HOW PEOPLE SEE ME NOOOO!!!!

[Anonymous No.13184417]

>>13184405
You shut your whore mouth, I'll take one of those pickles

[Anonymous No.13184603]

>>13184380
Not him but I just don't trust other people to handle food prep safely w/o contamination. One reason I refuse to eat at restaurants anymore.

[Anonymous No.13184619]

>>13184405
Fuck off. Homemade pickles and chutneys are the best.

[Anonymous No.13184622]

>>13181824
The brief history of polacks

[Anonymous No.13184682]

>>13184405
Suck my cock. I'll suck anon's pickles any day.

[Anonymous No.13184687]

>>13184619
>chutneys

I remain convinced this word exists solely to make homosexuals expose themselves.

[Anonymous No.13184720]

>>13184020
as if you're not desperate to get a hot gf to show to your friends and validate your masculinity

[Anonymous No.13184731]

>>13181824
working the dock

[Anonymous No.13184803]

>>13184405
ok boomer

[Anonymous No.13184816]

>>13181503
If that bitch is 14 year’s old that’s fucking insane, would smash anyways.

[Anonymous No.13184821]

more big titties, less gay homos

[Anonymous No.13184824]

>>13184821

[Anonymous No.13184836]

>>13181773
>Hey lets take a picture of me looking out at the lake
>Wait, lemme pull my pants into my fat ass so everyone gets a better look at it

[Anonymous No.13184878]

>>13181503
>>13181562
those melons better be real!

>>13182983
blame the hormones, not the boner

[Anonymous No.13184953]

>>13181503
>14 years old
>THOSE FUCKING TITS
Any tips on how to survive jail?? Asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.13184969]

>>13184720
not really, no, if I had a super hot girlfriend I’d chain her up in the basement