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Anonymous Thu Nov 7 10:13:04 2019 No.13179120 [Reply] [Original]

>HAHA YES MR RAMSAY I AM THE WAITER AND YES I COMPLETELY AGREE, THE FOOD HERE IS COMPLETE FUCKING SHIT, I AM IN AGREEANCE WITH YOU, THE FOOD HERE IS COMPLETELY PATHETIC. PLEASE ALLOW ME TO GOBBLE ON YOUR BIG GIGANTIC BRIT DICK

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 7 10:20:24 2019 No.13179151 jesus... disappointing... what a shame...

Anonymous Thu Nov 7 10:22:36 2019 No.13179163

seriously, you americans are so fucking stupid. The kitchen nightmare clips on youtube, the hundreds of them, are 100% identical to one another. They're obviously 100% set-up and by jews too. They're fake. They're all the same. Clip after clip, the same generic formula. And yet you stupid zoomer fucks continue to watch the clips, the like to dislike ratio is 999:1, you dumb american fucks literally think it's real. DO YOU NOT notice how the waiters ARE ALWAYS on Gordon's side? Are you that FUCKING stupid to not realize something like that? just fucking pathetic. I detest americans. Kill yourselves.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 7 10:25:17 2019 No.13179171 >>13179120 >YES MR RAMSAY I WANT TO CASTRATE THE MANAGER WITH A RUSTY CHEF'S KNIFE >Lovely, good girl

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 7 10:35:07 2019 No.13179202 >>13179163 Show me your IQ results.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 7 10:42:11 2019 No.13179219 >>13179202 i was 126 before diagnoses you stupid fucking cunt. if you can't see that this shit is all scripted to fuck then you must have an iq of < 95

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 7 10:44:22 2019 No.13179226 >>13179163 i know a restauranteur who's place was on the show. yes, all the blow ups and drama was fake, but the turn around he had was real, and he admits that his standards had slipped and gordon's tough love was helpful

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 7 11:02:57 2019 No.13179285 >>13179219 >126 king of retards

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 7 11:05:23 2019 No.13179295 >>13179163 >holds your pizza vertically

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 7 11:07:53 2019 No.13179300 >>13179219 >i was 126 Kanye’s IQ is 133.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 7 11:10:57 2019 No.13179310 >>13179163 It's a TV show man, we know it's hammed up for the camera. Whether liking something you know is staged is stupid is a whole different question though, and I'd agree other than the frantic Euro obsessed with the US bit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 7 11:14:26 2019 No.13179321 >>13179300 lmao Imagine being dumber than the organ grinder's monkey!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 7 14:33:44 2019 No.13180050 >>13179120 They always gleefully throw the owner under the bus, but they forget who writes their paycheck. They should be quiet and not trash the place with a snarky smile.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 7 14:40:03 2019 No.13180084 File: 206 KB, 900x526, cute kitchen gremlin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Declare your nightmare waifus, lads.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 7 14:41:40 2019 No.13180093 >>13180084 >steals your money and leaves

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 7 14:44:22 2019 No.13180105 >>13179321 >organ grinder's monkey uma delicia

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 7 14:47:59 2019 No.13180126 >>13180093 I don't have any money and I can always get more leaves. No biggie.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 7 14:48:31 2019 No.13180130 >>13179300 >source: kanye If even kanye thinks kanye's iq is only 133, imagine what a retard he must actually be.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 7 14:51:13 2019 No.13180141 >>13179219 Online tests don't count famalam

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 7 14:52:53 2019 No.13180148 >>13179163 DA JOOOOOOOOOOOS

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 7 14:53:57 2019 No.13180154 >>13179219 Donald Trump’s is in the low 200’s.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 7 14:57:26 2019 No.13180166 Holy fuck I thought I was the only one to notice. If women had a tiny bit of professionalism they'd understand that you shouldn't be ok with working at a shitty place

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 7 15:21:26 2019 No.13180282 >>13180166 Anyone that;'s a waiter is not okay working as a waiter. It's a shit job.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 7 15:24:36 2019 No.13180288 >>13180148 Nazis do not sound like this

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 7 15:24:47 2019 No.13180289 >>13180154 >in the low 20s Ftfy

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 7 15:49:53 2019 No.13180406 >>13180289 based

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 7 16:13:12 2019 No.13180512 >>13180166 Let alone one that doesn't pay you. This shit boggles my mind all these people who work their for months and claim to never been paid. Like, how the hell do they keep up with bills?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 7 16:18:17 2019 No.13180530 >>13179163 based

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 7 16:23:57 2019 No.13180551 >>13180126 >I can always get more leaves kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 7 16:24:50 2019 No.13180555 File: 170 KB, 1189x1614, asdf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 7 16:45:57 2019 No.13180677 >>13180289 LMAO! BTFO!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 7 17:00:37 2019 No.13180732 File: 39 KB, 450x250, 1522935750661.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13180555 This was the woman by the way

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 7 17:03:35 2019 No.13180748 >>13180555 >>13180732 Pretty good episode, though. Ramsay almost got in a knife fight with her retarded Brazilian chef IIRC.

Anonymous Thu Nov 7 18:05:47 2019 No.13180990

>>13180555

I remember this episode. She had a vegan/vegetarian restaurant in Paris where everyone wants butter and meat. She had fucking stupid chef and neither understood each other and her father paid for everything.
I'm not surprised but I am disappointed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 7 21:25:47 2019 No.13181904 File: 36 KB, 640x345, burger-kitchen-update-kitchen-nightmares.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 7 21:27:10 2019 No.13181914 >>13179226 underrated and ignored comment because it shares the boring truth

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 7 21:30:06 2019 No.13181926 >>13180990 vegetarians in paris are a fucking menace, they literally harass the butchers https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/jun/27/french-butchers-ask-for-police-protection-from-vegan-activists

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 7 21:31:45 2019 No.13181935 >>13180732 Any body pics? >>13180289 Banald Blamph BTFO!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 08:17:36 2019 No.13183761 >>13179163 >being this much of a brainlet >not watching the british Kino version Anon...I..

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 08:23:45 2019 No.13183777 >>13179163 Imagine being this retarded. I bet you think people believe wrestling is real, too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 08:24:17 2019 No.13183779 >>13181904 Imagine having your fortune taken away from you for your father's silly wish fulfillment.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 09:01:56 2019 No.13183883 >>13179120 >grumpy cocaine man wants a punch >every ep

Anonymous Fri Nov 8 09:15:38 2019 No.13183908

>>13179120
I started binge watching all of Hell's Kitchen and I have to be honest, the editing and shit that they did in that show for audio is so bad and blatant I am shocked amerimutts gobbled it up. I guess all the smart ones had moved on from television like me when it was airing.

>Well no chef I just really hate
>camera cuts and pans away
>women?
DUN
DUN
DUN
>Does Pasquel really think he's going to remain in Hell's Kitchen if he hates women?
>cuts to an episode of Pasquel in a black cooking uniform
>I love my wife, I love my daughter!
>it's episode 2

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 09:23:14 2019 No.13183935 >>13181926 butchers are a fucking menace, they're literally destroying the planet

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 10:01:31 2019 No.13184056 >>13183779 https://web.archive.org/web/20140106181446/https://themillieblog.wordpress.com/2011/11/06/burger-kitchen-on-kitchen-nightmares-exposed/ Not everything is as it seems anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 10:02:35 2019 No.13184062 >>13183935 Vegans are destroying flavour for imaginary reasons, thats way worse.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 10:04:27 2019 No.13184070 >>13179163 Rent free and obsessed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 10:06:12 2019 No.13184072 >>13183935 Your avocado farms are doing more damage than cow farts ever will

Anonymous Fri Nov 8 10:07:44 2019 No.13184075

>>13184062
>>13184072
The answer to vegans is to buy meat locally. If you can do it, find local animal farms and buy from them. Encourage their existence, which will always be legal, and sustain yourself. If laws are ever passed to stop people from raising meat, kill the politicians.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 10:12:36 2019 No.13184093 >>13184075 >kill the politicians Careful there sport, mods here are ban happy cunts, who are very heavy on globohomo bias Just remember the “in Minecraft” part

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 10:14:46 2019 No.13184102 >>13184093 I have no idea what you're talking about lol, my post was clearly in jest

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 10:27:54 2019 No.13184149 >>13179120 she’s a qt Hot Tow Truck Girl is a qt’er

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 10:57:57 2019 No.13184256 File: 186 KB, 393x352, 13234323423.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13179163 >he thinks only Americans watch those

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 11:22:56 2019 No.13184330 >>13180154 Kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 11:26:01 2019 No.13184336 >>13179163 I've watched gordon's uk shows and there's still some of the drama in it too. I like it when he gives other chef's shit. The F Word is pretty fun

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 11:32:03 2019 No.13184343 >>13180289 >>13180406 >>13180677 >>13181935 cringe

Anonymous Fri Nov 8 13:57:38 2019 No.13184789
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>>13179120
>that one video where they put a fucking HDR filter over the whole video so it feels like you're on LSD while watching it
cant find it now but hopefully you know what i mean

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 14:11:47 2019 No.13184841 File: 10 KB, 480x360, icp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13184789 how do HDR filters work?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 20:14:35 2019 No.13186374 >>13179163 >ids da joos guys you people are fucking obsessed

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 22:14:31 2019 No.13186865 >>13179219 >before diagnoses

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 22:38:13 2019 No.13186965 >>13179163 >So retarded that he doesn't know Kitchen Nightmares was a British TV show long before Gordon came to film the American seasons.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 22:41:58 2019 No.13186990 File: 14 KB, 250x272, 1375088071347.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13179163 >seriously, you americans

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 22:58:42 2019 No.13187065 >>13179120 Ok but does Ramsay actually have a huge sausage? I'm going to say yes because he is pretty thicc otherwise

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