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This is considered a “single serving” by the USDA and American health officials. Many burgers will eat it all as a snack between meals.

>> No.13176347
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A small burger child is served his “lunch”. He is expected to finish the meal, or Americans will punish him for “wasting food.”

>> No.13176354

OBSESSED

>> No.13176355
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A typical Burger dessert. Americans are taught “to make room” for it, and throughout their lives eat to exess in order to stretch the stomach linings to accommodate high-fat high-sugar “dessert”.

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A typical American wife orders a delivery dinner for her husband and herself.

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Their Burger daughter receives a “child’s portion”.

>> No.13176366

How is any of this a bad thing?
>>>/int/

>> No.13176369

>>13176345
I literally used to live in the midwest

>> No.13176374
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>>13176345
That’s right britbong, be afraid of our mighty appetites. All those sleepless nights worried that an American will eat you in your sleep are well deserved.

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An average burger family displays their daily calorie intake. They are considered “food poor”, and require additional state aid for basic nutrition.

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The burger adolescent courts a typical American female with a “date”, consisting of multiple courses of food among many hours in one sitting. Excess consumption is viewed by burgers as sexually desirable, and coitus with a “thicc” woman is considered the hieght of burger romantic prowess.

>> No.13176387

>>13176382
>female
neckbeard

>> No.13176394

>>13176345
Go big or go home

>> No.13176405

OP is a faggot

>> No.13176435
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Meanwhile, in Britain, this is what a common light pub snack looks like. It's not uncommon for the average Brit to eat two or three sausage rolls in one night and not even bat an eye.

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Speaking of British cuisine, here we have a single-serve portion of their most famous staple: the Full English. Contrary to the name, most Englishmen consider this a light breakfast, and are rarely ever full afterwards.

>> No.13176450

>>13176345
>$5.99
where is this

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For those curious about what the little British tykes might eat as a snack, here's a young girl with a child-sized Cornish pasty.

>> No.13176463
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This is your average British male and his second dinner.

>> No.13176464

>>13176450
Shart-mart, most likely

>> No.13176483

>>13176450
It looks like Safeway/Vons

>> No.13176489

>>13176347
Wow. This is really sad to learn about.

>> No.13176501
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If you ever order takeaway from a chippy in Scotland, you might find yourself shocked to learn that they only typically sell smaller snack-sized portions like pic related. This is, in fact, due to regulations that keep the Scottish population fit and trim.

>> No.13176506

I say it in private

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>>13176347
Img search that pic... It's a fucking britbong place

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The morale of the story is everyone is fat. Except for Canadians, because we can only afford to eat poutine once a year if we save up for it. Pic related is a small serving of poutine, but it costs well over $700 Canadian, with $500 accounting for just the cheese itself.

>> No.13176557

>>13176543
I meant to type "moral of the story", but my hands are shaking so much because I haven't eaten in three days so I can afford a steak for this weekend.

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>>13176543
As a leaf I can confirm this. Sometimes the government issues poutine rebates if we have been good leafs.

>> No.13176588

>>13176364
okay, i chuckled at this one

>> No.13176604

>>13176345
Too much bread but 589 is a good deal

>> No.13176617

>>13176435
In america this happens everynight

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>>13176345
>$5.99
wtf, those fuckers cost at least $10.99 at Mariano's. Maybe someday I'll buy one

>> No.13176643

>>13176543
But then you wont be able to afford your luxury soups. You'll have to get a mortgage just to pay back campbells what you owe them for the two cans of hearty beef stew they gave you on loan.

>> No.13176742

>>13176359

>typical american wife
>that thin

>> No.13176787

>>13176463
the international soy

>> No.13176809

>>13176787
No the international buff meat brah