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Why won't she stop? I keep asking for different things but she won't make it. Every time I make myself something she throws it away and makes stir-frys instead. SHE THREW AWAY THE LEBCUCHEN I MADE LAST NIGHT AND MADE PORK STEW WITH RICE!!! NOW SHE EXPECTS ME TO EAT CHICKEN AND PEPPERS STIRFRY!!!

JUST FUCKING KILL ME ALREADY, OR COME KILL MY WIFE, I'LL PAY YOU.

>> No.13173866

>>13173858

>SHE THREW AWAY THE LEBCUCHEN I MADE LAST NIGHT

wut

>> No.13173876

I absolutely hate you and wish you would die.

>> No.13173887

>boomer humor

>> No.13173891

Maybe if you killed yourself it wouldn't be a problem.

>> No.13173900
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>>13173887

>falling for the boomer meme.

>> No.13173903

Look, we all know you put yourself in this situation, so get out of it yourself. Just fucking cook different food and then eat it, goddamn.

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>>13173858
long time no see mate

>> No.13173916
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>>13173900
Seething boomer

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>>13173903

NO! She throws all the stuff I make for myself away the moment my back is turned. Please help.

>>13173904

Hello fren, missed you.

>> No.13173920

>>13173916

How much of your HD is dedicated to making fun of your parents? They let you live with them. Show some respect.

>> No.13173924

>>13173919
>NO! She throws all the stuff I make for myself away the moment my back is turned. Please help.

That's not true. No one would marry someone like that.

>> No.13173927

>>13173924

It didn't start this way, she says it's for my own good, healthier than what I cook for myself.

>> No.13173935

>>13173858
I love your posts

>> No.13173939
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>>13173920
>projecting

>> No.13173951

>>13173939

>WAHHHH

I hear ya lady. Anyway, why do you hate your parents?

>> No.13173952

>>13173858

is this pinakbet? Thats some good shit OP.

>> No.13174128

>6 month hiatus from posting
I thought you went ahead and killed your wife finally.

>> No.13174138

>>13173858
Get a divorce.

>> No.13174140
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OP, I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

>> No.13174184

>>13174140
OP, don't do this.

Just fucking talk to her like a human being Jesus Christ

>> No.13174193

>>13173866
>LEBCUCHEN
cookies for faggots.

>> No.13174207

>>13173858
i missed you /fit/ stir fry anon.

>> No.13174214

>>13174184
First time reading that copypasta?

>> No.13174217

a girl i was talking to was really excited when i told her i can make pizza/eggplant parm/other italian foods from scratch. she was pretty cool. then she randomly started talking about something sexual and i started freaking out because i have ptsd from being molested as a child and i told her i didn't want to talk to her anymore. i felt like an asshole and haven't tried talking to anyone since, at least a couple years.

>> No.13174220

>>13173858
>throwing away perfectly good food
This might be grounds for divorce.

>>13174184
>not recognizing old as fuck copypasta
Lurk more.

>> No.13174254

>>13173927
>Healthier
Yeah and a stir fry is healthier than a few cookies you weren't going to binge eat. What with all the salt and soy in them I'd say you're not doing too well on the cholesterol scale my dude.

>> No.13174363

>>13174217
It's not your fault

>> No.13174365

>>13174193

>not liking Christmas cookies

>> No.13174374

>>13174254

Fermented soy doesn't contain xenoestrogens though. Hmm.

>> No.13174436

>>13174140
I so want this to be true, and I although I sounds unbelievable my dad did lay hands on my step mum and nothing came of it, so you never know ..

>> No.13174482

>someone actually spends their free time making shitty stir fry meals to be known as "wife stir fry poster" on an anonymous imageboard
sad

>> No.13174492

>>13174140
Based.

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>>13173900

>> No.13175997

>>13174365
I do like Christmas cookies, but Lebkuchen (that's how you spell them correctly) are in every way inferior to pepparkakor.

>> No.13176277

cook your own food, let her cook her own

>> No.13176280

>>13175997
what about good old molasses gingerbread cookies?

>> No.13176283

>>13174140
based
>>13174184
Gay, kill yourself

>> No.13176299

>>13174217
ptsd is very hard to deal with so don't be hard on yourself.

>> No.13176309

>>13176280
That's the equivalent of fruitcake. They're tossed in the trash or re-gifted and the name is blocked from any further social contact.

>> No.13176320

>>13173858
Have your wife contact your mother so she can also scold you for trying to have cookies for dinner.

>> No.13176420

>>13174217
What are you, gay?

>> No.13176426

>>13173919
don't turn your back?

>> No.13176429

>>13174140
that's so hot, i wish my husband would beat me into submission ugh

>> No.13176515

>>13173887
You'll grow into it.

>> No.13176788

>>13173858
I'm legit worried this is how things will end up with my girlfriend

>> No.13176859

>>13173858
Tell your wife I said ching chang Chong bing bang bong.

>> No.13176883

>>13173858
That’s what you get for being a rice burner