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*adds ABSOLUTELY nothing*

>> No.13172441

Except a delicious taste

>> No.13172451

it takes water from tasteless and healthy to tasty and even healthier, so you're wrong

>> No.13172486

Cucumber might be my favorite vegetable.

>> No.13172533

This fucking picture gave me indigestion.

>> No.13172553
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13172553

british cuisine

>> No.13172555 [DELETED] 

>>13172431
>*adds ABSOLUTELY nothing*

Kinda like inviting white people to your dinner party.

>> No.13172563 [DELETED] 

>>13172555
wypipo have good drugs

>> No.13172659

Adds a nice cronch and freshness

>> No.13172683
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Adds a nice opportunity to spit out your good and go buy a $5 poverty pizza. Fuck cucoombers.

>> No.13172710

Cucumbers are the diversity hires of the food world. They add nothing of value and are only there for representation.

>> No.13172764 [DELETED] 

>>13172555
>>13172563
t.use tons of spice to hide shitty flavors

>> No.13172766

cukes are based. nice clean taste, super crunchy, go great with any sort of spice or condiment... i could go on and on.

>> No.13172777

yeah, it's fun to pretend and stuff

The only real + is Texas Chainsaw part 2 or 3

still fun

>> No.13172783

Nothing else shares the same aroma of fresh cut cukes.

>> No.13172792

>>13172431

put a slice in with some Hendricks Gin and a bit of tonic. Its fucking delicious. fuck off OP

>> No.13172811

That's why you turn em into pickles.

>> No.13172820

>Buy cucumbers
>They taste like shit
>Go to a restaurant and get something with cucumbers
>Get that cucumbery taste strong as shit

What's the secret, do I toss it in vinegar? Leave it in the sun? sacrifice a child? I want the cucumber

I want it bad

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>>13172553
it's easy on the teeth

>> No.13172858

cucumbers, olive oil, pepper, and salt anon. Only way to do it

>> No.13172898
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>>13172858
>Cucumber sandwiches
>Olive Oil

>> No.13172913

Based tastelet filter

>> No.13172921 [DELETED] 

>>13172820
Some of them manipulate the prostate quite well. Not enough for a full prostate orgasm but enough to at least milk a decent amount.

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>>13172431
I add to sammiches or eat with lime, salt, tajin, valentina

>> No.13172948

>>13172431
texture
hydration
the green skin has vegetable bitterness

stop seething

>> No.13172962

>>13172431
I really love cucumber on the side of thai food. Cucumber for some reason tastes great with spicy beef

>> No.13172975

>>13172820
Maybe get English cucumbers? I like the taste and texture better than the regular ones.

>> No.13173098
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13173098

you mean you guys dont make nachos flanders style

>> No.13173105

>>13172431
They're pretty fucking good if you salt them and add them with some lightly salted garden-fresh tomatoes. Just that.
If you want to talk useless, how about lettuce? Can't beat that.

>> No.13173113

>>13172948
Getting mad over a vegetable

>> No.13173122

>>13172431
Make a cucumber sandwich, then come back to apologise.

>> No.13173127

>>13172431
I remember eating them a lot as a kid sliced and soaked in red wine vinegar and salt. very good.

>> No.13173265

>Greek salad
>Cucumber sandwiches
>Flavored water
>Sliced thin with vinegar and sesame seeds
>Pickles
And of course
>Use it to fuck yourself for disrespecting the humble cuke

>> No.13173267

>>13172431
>what is fibre

>> No.13173447

>>13173105
Don't talk shit about lettuce, it's just iceberg that's shitty.

>> No.13173530

i love cucumbers. put some salt and pepper on them they're better that way.

>> No.13173534

>>13173105
>They're pretty fucking good if you salt them and add them with some lightly salted garden-fresh tomatoes

Add some buffalo mozzarella too and we're golden.

>> No.13173566

>>13172431
I often serve my friends salad containing a cucumber I've fucked my gf with beforehand. It gives me an enormous feeling of power.

>> No.13173589

>>13173566
I would willingly eat it as long as your gf is hot. If she is a fat whale then I'm suing you for assault.

>> No.13173605

THEY KEY TO ENJOYING IT IS
Thinly slice cucumber
place slices in a bowl
squeeze a lil bit of fresh LEMON over slices
stir
let it sit for a bit while you cook a well seasoned meat fit for a gourmet authentic taco truck style burrito, a good example Adobada.
because thats what youre gonna be doing.
HOMEMADE BIG ASS FLOUR TORTILLA
SPANISH RICE AND WHOLE PINTO BEANS
MONTEREY JACK CHEESE SHREDDED BY HAND STRAIGHT OFF THE MUTHAFUCKIN BLOCK
GRILLED YELLOW ONION AND A LIL BIT OF RAW DICED WHITE ONION
CREAMY AVACADO JALAPENO SAUCE (go easy on the salt when making this one srsly)
SPICY RED SAUCE OR GREEN SAUCE
SOUR CREAM
JALAPENO AND CARROTS MIXTURE
WRAP THAT FAT BITCH UP
E N J O Y

>> No.13173610

REMEMBER : THE CUCUMBER SLICES MUST BE THROWN ONTO THE BURRITO AFTER YOU PUT THE MEAT IN OR IT WONT TASTE RIGHT
>>13173605

>> No.13174230

>>13172898
Cucumber salad, you fat fuck.

>> No.13174266

>>13172553
Bread and water

>> No.13174573

Diced cucumber, avocado, tomato, onion, add lime juice, olive oil, salt, pepper. Best salad ever.

>> No.13174604

>>13172431
add salt
add water
(add a bit of dill)

Literally the perfect 0 cal snack food.

>> No.13174922

>>13173566
Haha, what a wacky post indeed! This is going straight on r/4chan!

>> No.13174930

>>13174922
!

>> No.13175401

>>13172451
/thread

>> No.13175411 [DELETED] 

>>13173098
Sneed

>> No.13175466

>>13172858
Cucumbers, fresh chili, red onion, sesam oil and salt. Fight me.

>> No.13175470

>>13173566
Vegecuck.

>> No.13175494

>>13172431
You're just used to eating things coated in salt, fat and/or sugar.

>> No.13175837

>>13175494
Of course, I'm from america with a 40% 30+ BMI. What's your point?

>> No.13175847

>>13175470
This. I'm more of a garbage bag full of ground beef myself.

>> No.13175853

Rather, I find cucumber actively makes everything significantly worse

>> No.13176092

Add lime and tajin and then some more lime and it’ll make your mouth water

>> No.13176110

Cucumbers are the fucking bomb, So crunchy, succulent, light and incredible during the summer, and they are really fun to use in the bedroom.

>> No.13176151

>>13172553
Diarrhea the food.

>> No.13176193

>>13172451
>watery bitterness
>tasty

>> No.13176196

>>13176092
So just add actual flavor?

>> No.13176204

>>13172431
they can be good in something like tzatziki, the key is to mostly cover up the flavour and have them in very small pieces

>> No.13176254

>>13172431
they completely elevated my peanut noodles. the burst of watery freshness every other bite really helped cleanse the palate without needing to go for the glass of water.

>> No.13176408

They are essential to one of my hearty green salads.
>baby kale and carrot greens
>quartered cucumber slices
>quartered long carrot slices
>broccoli & red cabbage micro-greens
>red onion slices
>half an avocado
>balsamic vinaigrette
>crumbled cheese like feta or goat cheese

pickled egg optional

>> No.13176444

>>13172777
checked

>> No.13176468
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>>13172792
based ginposter

>> No.13176507

**CRUNCH**

>> No.13176572 [DELETED] 

>>13173265
>>13172431
Speaking of this, why is it so damn hard to find proper Greek salad in the US? Even at actual Greek places run by Greeks with thick accents it almost always is some lettuce-based abomination, and plenty of those places will happily serve tabbouli and stuff too so it can't be the cost. Is it just a cycle of misunderstanding like how American gyros are for some retarded reason made of beef and lamb instead of chicken and pork?

>> No.13176581

>>13173265
>>13172431 (OP)
Speaking of this, why is it so damn hard to find proper Greek salad in the US? Even at actual Greek places run by Greeks with thick accents it almost always is some lettuce-based abomination, and plenty of those places will happily serve tabbouli and stuff too so it can't be the cost. Is it just a cycle of misunderstanding like how American gyros are for some retarded reason made of beef and lamb instead of chicken and pork but since Americans now expect it to be that way that's how it's always made?

>> No.13176614

>>13173566
Your gf has maggots in her vagina.

>> No.13176619

>>13172431
If you've ever salted cucumbers to draw out their water over a sieve when prepping a salad and then drank the cucum you'd know it has a great refreshing vegetal flavor.

>> No.13176662

>>13172431
Au contraire mon frere, put a slice in a gin and tonic and you will absolutely appreciate the difference.

>> No.13176719

>>13172486
>cucumber
>vegetable

>>13172431
Also OP is a fag. Cucumbers are too shit. Taste great, extremely healthy, refreshing, nicely crunchy, go well with tonnes of other foods (and they can be eaten alone). They’re and essential element to every sandwich and salad.

>> No.13176732

>>13173447
Iceberg adds such a good crunch to a sandwich though. I can’t imagine a blt without it

>> No.13176754

Op here, i've actually just found out that english cucumbers and american cucumbers are two ENTIRELY DIFFERENT tasting vegetables. This might explain why you bongs actually like them

>> No.13176756

>>13176732
Lettuce is fine. It’s cabbage that should be gassed.

>> No.13176785

>>13176756
Pickled cabbage is the best of all time. Spaghetti squash should burn in hell.

>> No.13176813

>>13176507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6m2s-nSn_I

>> No.13177038

>>13175411
neck yourself

>> No.13177161

>>13176732
NO GOYIM! aaahh your supposed to buy 6$ plastic boxes of TRIPPLE RINSED multi cultur...I uhh, mean colored mooshy yard clipping for you lettuce need these days. What are you antisemetic or something!!

>> No.13177642

>>13173113
A vegetable can give a woman an orgasm, can you?

>> No.13177698

>>13172451
>water
>healthy

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>>13172431
lmao this retard doesn't like edible water
come back when you have better opinions

>> No.13177787

>>13172553
Cream cheese and cucumber sandwiches are delicious and refreshing. Perfect summer lunch with a glass of Pimm's. Can't get more English than that.

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>>13177787
You certainly can.

>> No.13177816

>>13176193
>having the palate of a literal child

>> No.13177817

>>13177810
Bellies full of cucumber sandwiches. All those empty plastic glasses contained Pimm's.

>> No.13177921

>>13176193
>cucumber
>bitter
Pick only one

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*BTFO's OP*
nothing personnel, kid

>> No.13178154

>>13173605
Fatass

>> No.13178210

>>13177787
My mum use to pack me cream cheese and cucumber sandwiches for school every single day. I loved them so much. It wasn’t until after high school that I learned that everyone in my grade pretty much thought I was a weirdo for eating them. Don’t care though, I’d do it all over again.

>> No.13178533

>>13177787
I did some googling around and apparently the english use butter more often than cream cheese. I just made some with butter and they weren't that good

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>>13172431
it adds crunchiness.

>> No.13178557

>>13176581
americans can't into salads that aren't 95% lettuce, unless you're counting tuna/chicken/potato "salads"

>> No.13178563

>>13172431
It can be a worthwhile addition to certain sandwiches.

>>13172486
Mine's bell peppers.

>>13172553
Ok, that looks really boring.

>> No.13178580

>>13172811
Oh yeah, slice and pickle them bastards, and you've got a near mandatory addition to any hamburger.

>> No.13178589

>>13178563
They're not exactly meant to be exciting, but they are quite pleasant.

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>>13172431
quintessential salad accessory

>> No.13178615

>>13178533
Butter doesnt have the tang that cheese does. Butter is more a vessel for flavour rather than adding flavour. Also doesnt help that cucumber tastes like shit on it's own.

>> No.13178711

>>13178589
I mean it doesn't look awful, but cream cheese and cucumbers between bread makes me think this should be a side to like, a nice soup or maybe some grilled meat.

>> No.13178716

>>13178210
Cream cheese is fucking good, they were missing out.

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>>13172553

>> No.13178740

>>13178720
wheres the salad cream

>> No.13178863

https://youtu.be/SVfNrNcvlto

>> No.13178865

1/10 I responded, don't @ me

>> No.13178869

>>13178557
Tabbouli and fattoush and stuff seem pretty popular at Greek and middle eastern place though.

>> No.13179210

>>13172553
Butter cucumber sandwiches are based. I'll not tolerate such impudence!

>> No.13179269 [DELETED] 

>>13177038
Chuck

>> No.13179705 [DELETED] 

>>13177921
some "people" need everything to taste like a sugary rainbow (like niggers)

>> No.13179753

>>13178711
There's no need to gild the lily, old sport.

>> No.13179844

>>13178716
This. Dont get influenced by retards with pleb taste

>> No.13179856

>>13172553
>Cucumber sandwich

Someone please tell me this is a meme i havent heard of yet

>> No.13179913

>>13179753
Speak English.

>> No.13179950

>>13179913
I am, fatso.

>> No.13180019

>>13177787
Can't fucking stand normalscum making fun of British cuisine. It's the same fags who make fun of pineapple and pizza and black licorice.

>> No.13180332

>>13177787
Cream cheese is an American invention

>> No.13180472

>>13180019
Maybe don't make shit like bread sandwiches and chip butties, you cunts.

>> No.13180478

>>13172431
Imagine being this much of a faggot.