/Claire General/ The sexual tension rises edition

[Anonymous No.13171424]

Kino is back on the menu boys and this time our girl is going south of the border to make us another snack that she definitely never ate before. (I can actually kind of believe it this time I don't remember seeing them in stores before about 5 years ago.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrRzZXuE9qA

[Anonymous No.13171434]

gonna try to watch this without losing no fap November
>i've never actually had takis
dumb pig

[Anonymous No.13171440]

>>13171434
>>13171424
i haven't had takis before either and im a 20 year old coomer

[Anonymous No.13171441]

>>13171424
even brad lied about not knowing what they are

[Anonymous No.13171445]

>>13171434
>implying Takis are some sort of universal experience
They get harder and harder to find the further you get from the Mexican border

[Anonymous No.13171451]

>>13171445
>>13171440
desu i only had them for the first time a couple of years ago because i saw them at a walmart. they're good. check your cvs or walgreens or gas station store. The lime flavor is addictive.

[Anonymous No.13171468]

>>13171445
I live in northern canada and they are everywhere

[Anonymous No.13171479]

>>13171468
I also live in Canada and they weren't anywhere until last year, and even now they are only in two or three flavours when you do find them.

[Anonymous No.13171489]

>>13171424
claire is racist

[Anonymous No.13171512]

>>13171489
wat

[Anonymous No.13171519]

Stop shilling your fucking e celebs here you fags

[Anonymous No.13171524]

>>13171424
God, I want to cover Claire's ass in Takis flavor powder and lick it all off.

[Anonymous No.13171526]

>>13171512
white chefs should not cook traditional foods from cultures of color

[Anonymous No.13171532]

>>13171526
Adam isn't it about time to be prepping the bull? You don't want your wife to make you sleep on the couch again tonight do you?

[Anonymous No.13171564]

How is it I make 3 threads of the sam topic and they all get pruned, but this one stays?

[Anonymous No.13171566]

Why is she so desperate for Brad's semen

[Anonymous No.13171573]

>>13171424
Claire: A woman with the body of a potato, who can't cook and has graying hair at 30 years old.

[Anonymous No.13171587]

>>13171573
its diyed hair. looka at this episode compared to others you can tell.

[Anonymous No.13171600]

>>13171564
It's not a dick, don't take it so hard

[Anonymous No.13171601]

>>13171573
jealous roasty

[Anonymous No.13171603]

>>13171564
Probably because you’re illiterate.

[Anonymous No.13171605]

>>13171434
They're trash though. The flavor is artificial as fuck and they're drenched in thick powder. Its fucking gross.

[Anonymous No.13171709]

>>13171526
She's not white

[Anonymous No.13171718]

>morbidly obese
>claims she never eats junk food in every single video

[Anonymous No.13171741]

>>13171445
>>13171479
they are getting more widespread. three years ago they were non-existent in WA, now any supermarket i walk into probably has some.

they suck ass, though. i bought a bag out of curiosity and didn't finish it.

[Anonymous No.13172014]

>>13171424
She wants Brad so badly.

[Anonymous No.13172075]

>>13172014
I want Brad so badly

[Anonymous No.13172089]

>>13171718
it's all wine calories

[Anonymous No.13172091]

>If you are too much of these you'd get sick
>I'm not liable to buy a bag of chips
>Unnatural
>Parentheses

[Anonymous No.13172095]

>>13171424
Aren't they just rolled-up doritos?

[Anonymous No.13172202]

>>13171434
Just don't think about how that frilly pink shirt looks on her with the top ~4 buttons undone and her cleavage all sweaty after a hard day in the kitchen.

[Anonymous No.13172306]

>>13171424
> eating some protein directly from the tap.
> I've never actually had cock
Sure thing, alcohol makes me forget things too.

[Anonymous No.13172316]

>>13172202
Her tits were a huge letdown, actually.

[Anonymous No.13172338]

I will never understand threads like these across the various boards where you guys fawn over some person. Nothing about her is remotely attractive at all. Women have very little physical differences between them once their clothes are off.

[Anonymous No.13172371]

im into claire
im also into grannies, gilfs, whatever you want to call them. that grey hair. whooof...boner town.

[Anonymous No.13172381]

>>13172338
one of the test kitchen people posts the thing and then memes the character as desirable mommy to boost views
claire is a faggot who bitches about her job non-stop like a child working at mcdonalds
fucking pathetic.

[Anonymous No.13172391]

>>13172381
whats with the Cruella D'evil hair too? It looks stupid.

[Anonymous No.13172421]

>>13172338
>across the various boards
it's /tv/. The big guy meme emboldened them to spill over to the rest of the site, but everywhere they go they obsess over the same two things: mediocre women and feet.

[Anonymous No.13172541]

>>13172014
I want his steak "in" eggs "in" me.

[Anonymous No.13172565]

>>13171424
hell yes. I was just thinking how jews control politics and tell me what is funny and offensive as well as control all my money, I was just thinking I need them to also tell me what to cook

[Anonymous No.13172575]

>>13172565
>I need them to also tell me what to cook
they want you to cook candy with MSG in it

[Anonymous No.13172609]

>>13171566
everyone is

[Anonymous No.13172797]

>>13171424
Brad or Chris would do a better job

[Anonymous No.13173101]

>>13171424
If a cute girl gave me that look, I would drop infinite spaghetti. That is the way the world would end.

[Anonymous No.13173157]

>>13171424
It's so obvious Brad did that because he wanted to flirt with Claire before she started. His wife is going to see through that trick.

[Anonymous No.13173200]

PAID AND PROTECTED SHILL THREAD

fuck off ba test kitchen

cla*re is a stinking jewess whore

[Anonymous No.13173251]

>>13172202
Molly's are better though

[Anonymous No.13173739]

>>13171424

Waiting for the day Claire does funyuns.

[Anonymous No.13174522]

>>13171741
This is bullshit, they’ve been in WA all my life.

[Anonymous No.13175261]

>>13174522
this guy is a liar and is not to be trusted

[Anonymous No.13176663]

>>13171741
The quality varies from bag to bag

[Anonymous No.13176728]

The gay mexican dude took a trip to Fire Island. He's like a walking stereotype

[Anonymous No.13176880]

My crack theory for this show: The show is not shot daily. Prep-work for multiple days is done in advance of the shooting and several "days" worth of shows are shot back to back with clothing changes in between "days". Claire has mentioned changing clothing for a shot before, and Brad can never seem to remember what "day" it is.

[Anonymous No.13177198]

After work, I bet she takes a shower and pick one of her favorite dildos and masturbate thinking about Brad
Can you imagine her little moans?

She looks like she never got a good dicking in her life

[Anonymous No.13177215]

>>13176880
Oh yeah, that's not new
This most recent series "The Perfect Thanks Giving Meal" was shot in July
Its just an example, but most videos are months old when they actually hit youtube

[Anonymous No.13177260]

>>13177215
I wonder if they spent 2-3 months shooting an entire year's worth of content

[Anonymous No.13178737]

>>13171573
She can cook though

I've unironically learned things from watching her videos

[Anonymous No.13178754]

>>13172371
At first I was happy for Keanu to find a cougar gf, but then I found out she’s only 46. How does this happen? Artists literally live the easiest, most posh lives imaginable. What happened to make her look 25 years older than she actually is?

[Anonymous No.13178823]

>>13178737
She does, but anons think she.should be able to cook anything perfectly as fast as possible
The fun thing about Gourmet Makes is exactly the strugling of a professional chef trying to make shity snacks

[Anonymous No.13180921]

>>13171489
I think deep down she wants to get BlackedRaw

[Anonymous No.13180965]

Has she even eaten before? I ask because she's in such great shape. I bet she drinks kale smoothies non stop.

[Anonymous No.13180973]

>>13178823
>i-it's bad on purpose!
kek nice cope

[Anonymous No.13182422]

>>13180973
Shut up

[Anonymous No.13182548]

I find it really odd that there are so many poor fucks here who genuinely don't believe Claire has never eaten nig-tier foods before.

I grew up in a well off east coast family and we never had almost any of the snacks on this series. When I went to other kid's houses that did have them, I wouldn't eat them and even looked down on people who did. Claire is obviously from a rich east coast family. I bet her version of "junk food" was like scones the private chef made or cupcakes from the expensive cafe in the good part of town.

[Anonymous No.13182629]

>>13182548
Who the fuck cares?

[Anonymous No.13184031]

>>13182548
she's from stl I think

[Anonymous No.13185638]

>>13182629
He does

[Anonymous No.13186973]

>>13180965
She has the body of someone who lightly exercises so they can continue to eat 4500 calories a day.

[Anonymous No.13187216]

>>13186973
It doesnt work like that, nigger
Exercise burns feel calories

[Anonymous No.13187223]

>>13187216
Work for most people. Maybe you're genetically fucked up.

[Anonymous No.13187225]

>>13171445
they are in every walmart in the US

[Anonymous No.13187237]

>>13187216
the implication being she's a fat fuckin pig cow

[Anonymous No.13187259]

>>13187223
youre a fucking retard if you think light exercise burns a substantial amount of calories

[Anonymous No.13187271]

Her look of tiredness and despair when she can't get the recipe right turns me on.

[Anonymous No.13187278]

>>13187259
I don't think. I know. Maybe you're imagining that light exercise means twenty star jumps and a walk to the end of the street and back. That's not any type of exercise.

[Anonymous No.13187279]

>>13171526
Jews arent white

[Anonymous No.13187290]

>>13187278
so we agree that its retarded to think that? okay.

[Anonymous No.13187854]

>>13187290
Yeah, you are right, sorry
I just did some research and saw that exercise don't burn that much calories

[Anonymous No.13189368]

>>13187271
I want to creampie her

[Anonymous No.13189784]

>>13178754
Drugs, what are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.13189800]

>>13171424
This used to be a cooking show and then they turned it into a sitcom with characters, If you listen carefully you will notice which trope each character is. Cooking Sheldon always makes me laugh when he talks like an autist. Also I would bang the shit out of mommy claire.

[Anonymous No.13189824]

>>13171434
havent had them either. seen them in stores though.