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13165953 No.13165953 [Reply] [Original]

>get invited to barbecue
>it's just a cookout
Go fuck yourself.

>> No.13165969

>cookout
>slang for oral sex whether heterosexual or homosexual

>> No.13167803

>>13165953
oh lord, the boys got a touch of the 'tism.

>> No.13167818

>>13165953
Genuinely don't know the difference

>> No.13167830

>>13165953
Keep this up and the invitations will surely dwindle.

>> No.13168169

>>13167818
Smoked or slow cooked pork or beef tends to be considered barbecue and not grilling.

>> No.13168224

>>13168169

This.

If it didn't require time in a smoker (how long depends on what is being smoked), then it is not barbecue.

>> No.13168246

>>13168224
You can have great BBQ cooked over coals, don't be a retarded Burger, you don't need to fucking smoke it.

>> No.13168271

Who the fuck brings broccolini to a barbecue?

>> No.13168272
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>>13168246

It can be great, but it isn't barbecue.

>> No.13168276

>>13168271
vegans. I love them. Texture wise I'd say they're bettere than broccoli themselves.

>> No.13168277

>>13168272
Well either kind of smoke still gives you cancer.

>> No.13168279
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13168279

This is barbecue.

>> No.13168280
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>> No.13168282

>>13168279
Is it ever

>> No.13168290

>>13168279
>>13168280
If humans ever stop killing animals for meat, pictures like this will be shown in textbooks the way holocaust pictures are shown now.

Looks tasty though.

>> No.13168350

>>13168290

If humans ever stop killing animals for meat, there won't be much reason to keep them around. Expect many to go extinct unless kept in government run preserves.

>> No.13168362

>>13168350
Sadly this seems to be the reality of the situation. I mean technically cows and chickens provide more than meat so I think they'd be okay but pigs would be straight out of luck.

>> No.13168370

>>13168350
Many? It's like half a dozen species that are actually kept as livestock.

Meanwhile hundreds of marine species would be doing better, as would land animals whose habitats have been decimated due to the land and resource requirements of animal agriculture.

>> No.13168373

>>13165953
Where the fuck did they find broccoli that long?

>> No.13168380

>>13168373
Its broccolinni you uncultured lard

>> No.13168379

>>13168362
Chicken and cows are the most heavily domesticated and therefore the most heavily retarded. Pigs are at least scavenging niggers anyways and all they have to do is relearn to slam their fat body into a predators kneecaps to incapacitate it and they’re basically wild again.
Definitely think it’d be the other way around than what you think bud

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>>13168350
lol, vegans eternally btfo
>animal poop makes good fertilizer though
>then again, so does human poop apparently

>> No.13168409

>>13168272
I was talking to a mexican guy about my smoker, and he thought I was talking about a boxing match
it was a really confusing situation

>> No.13168418

>>13168379
How long do you think it'd take a pig to relearn how to survive in the wild? Not trying to argue, just curious.

>> No.13168442

>>13168418
pigs are too good at surviving in the wild, that's why we are allowed to kill them basically without any regulation at all

don't even need to harvest the meat, you can just kill em and leave them there
not many animals you're allowed to do that with

>> No.13168449

Get over it OP just be glad anyone invited you anywhere. I'm surprised they would with your piss poor attitude.

>> No.13168454

>>13168442
I never knew that. I mean I knew they're used for foraging mushrooms but I never realized they were that much of a problem in the wild.

>> No.13168460

>>13168454

Check this out:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaEi6-Gxp1o

>> No.13168481

>>13168460
sorry I can't thats so mean :(

>> No.13168550

>>13168481
it has to be done, they breed too quickly, eat too much, and uproot plants while they do it
also they are aggressive, strong, and unafraid of humans so it's dangerous if they wander into residential areas

>> No.13168794

>>13168280
This is what Valhalla looks like.

>> No.13168982

>>13165953
what's the difference?
t. non-American

>> No.13169050

>>13168418
Pigs return to feral pretty quick from what I remember

>> No.13169274

>>13168418
Pigs turn feral within a generation or two which is like a year. They're insane.

>> No.13169291

>>13168272
Pulled pork and brisket are too good to give to retarded co workers or friends that don't pay your bills.

>> No.13169294

>>13168982
American BBQ consists of smoking the cheapest cuts of meat for like 30 hours and drenching them in a sweet sauce. Op prefers that to a friendly grilling day