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13163429 No.13163429[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

McDonald's: We'll pay you 20 million dollars a year. Just don't have sex with your employees.

CEO of McDonald's: I think I fucked up.

How are people this dumb?

>> No.13163439

Where is the food or cooking?

>> No.13163487

>>13163429
Being a boring mediocre faggot that never steps out of line is worse than suicide to go-getter psychopaths like him. Queer dicklets like you never make $20 million/year because of this

>> No.13163523

>have consensual sex
>money stolen

>> No.13163525

>>13163439
McDonald's is a business that cooks food

>> No.13163538

if he's the ceo of mcdonalds, who's the guy giving him orders?

>> No.13163546

>>13163525
*heats up and assembles food

>> No.13163564

>>13163538
Shareholders CEOs run companies they
don't own them

>> No.13163577

>>13163538
That would be the shareholders.
McDonald's is a publicly owned corporation, hence why it has a CEO.

>> No.13163586

To be fair there are hundreds of thousands of people working for the bastard. A (cum)shot in the dark gives the guy a 1-2% chance of fucking an employee.
You know how XCOM works.

>> No.13163588

>>13163525
Interestingly enough, the McDonalds corporation makes more money from real estate than it does food sales. I am led to believe this is a result of being a franchise promoting organisation.

>> No.13163633

>>13163586
99% chance to hit. Misses. Rage ensues.

>> No.13163640

>>13163429
If you have $20 million a year you could hire a $1000 a night hooker EVERY NIGHT and it would still only be 1.8% of your income.

>> No.13163681

>>13163538
The Jews

>> No.13163696

>>13163439
retard

>> No.13163730

>>13163439
Theres someting cooking in an emplyee's bellyoven
KA-POW BLAM KATCHING!

>> No.13163781

>>13163681
Share holders, but your answer is still 90% correct

>> No.13163864

>>13163633
That's XCOM, baby.

>> No.13163887

>>13163577
Uh CEOs exist in companies that aren't publicly traded either

>> No.13163891

>>13163429
Guy wants to not only sell Big Macs, he is also a big mac himself.

>> No.13163904

>>13163429
>The Progressive Burger Company
everytime

>> No.13163913

>>13163588
>buy land
>charge to use that land
>charge to use brand name, ingredients, equipment, ect ect
>take a cut of every sale
im surprised franchise owners make any money

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>>13163891
Criminally underrated.

>> No.13164604

>>13163439
swaglord stopped that years ago. this is just /b/ck/

>> No.13164670

Imagine being a big shot CEO and travelling around the world enjoying the fast food equivalent of prima noctis with all the QT teenage burger flippers

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13164725

>>13164604
>muh board
>this is basically reddit now
get BTFO nigger, ive been on here since '07 and this shit is entertaining, the same cooking threads everyday gets old

>> No.13164739

>>13163913
They don't, and they're pissed. McD keeps trying to extract more and more money from them while sales are down and costs have gone up. They actually formed a sort of union last year to fight back against corportate.

>> No.13164786

>>13164725
>I've been here since '07
>uses soijak
sure, redditor.

>> No.13164821

>>13163523
>Consensual
>Fucking your boss
That sort of power structure makes it rape, full stop.