/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13162916]

>I just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. You should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

[Anonymous No.13162924]

Seek psychiatric help please

[Anonymous No.13162929]

>>13162916
rent free

[Anonymous No.13162931]

Not gonna lie, but this is some pretty kosher pasta. I still think it needs some BOOZY MILKSHAKES and APPY HOUR.

[Anonymous No.13162949]

[Anonymous No.13162955]

>>13162949
Hahaha Whatever works

[Anonymous No.13162956]

>>13162949
Why does everyone on plebbit have the same life story?

[Anonymous No.13162959]

paying half of your income on rent is pretty sweet, not gonna lie. all those awesome restaurants you cant afford to eat at are pretty cool, too

[Anonymous No.13162985]

>>13162949
>my life is controlled by a shady mega-corp
>they literally don't care how much you work or when
Some people just have an unrealistic sense of entitlement I guess.

[Anonymous No.13162994]

>>13162959
That's why you don't move there if you're poor, idiot. Go get shot in the slums or drive an hour each way from the suburbs.