/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13159365]

>"Hello Sir, here are the sandwiches you ordered"

[Anonymous No.13159369]

How fast do places like this run out of business?

[Anonymous No.13159374]

>>13159365
>"Hope you enjoy our tacos, Sir! This is the "
mierda del arbolito""

[Anonymous No.13159382]

>"and heres some ice cream for the little man!"

[Anonymous No.13159456]

>>13159382
Those are clearly fries.

[Anonymous No.13159480]

>>13159382
>ice cream

[Anonymous No.13159720]

[Anonymous No.13159964]

Do?

[Anonymous No.13159968]

>>13159374
Kek

[Anonymous No.13159975]

>>13159720
>the hair in the sandwich
>the dirt residue on the brush
who the fuck did this guy piss off

[Anonymous No.13159983]

>>13159365

[Anonymous No.13159989]

>>13159720
>would you like whole wheat or sourdough?
>Dorito.

[Anonymous No.13159992]

>>13159369
like months if not weeks
funny thing is these retarded fucks who can't manage a business for shit but have far too much money and shitty ideas are/were pushing for the whole pop-up store/restaurant concept

[Anonymous No.13160006]

>>13159365

"heres your mac and cheese. Enjoy!"

[Anonymous No.13160017]

>>13159365

[Anonymous No.13160043]

IT'S PART OF THE
E X P E R I E N C E
X
P
E
R
etc.

[Anonymous No.13160049]

>>13159365
>Finish food quickly
>Use racket to beat the shit out of the pretentious fucks in the kitchen
Everything went better than expected.

[Anonymous No.13160051]

cursed BPA, ink and bacteria thread.

[Anonymous No.13160056]

>>13159365

[Anonymous No.13160062]

>>13160056
That's not unsanitary or non-food grade like everything else is here. Just glass.

[Anonymous No.13160073]

ah yes you just discovered wewantplates.com

[Anonymous No.13160082]

i feel bad for the poor soul who has to dishwash this shit
don't eat off of wood. it's very hard to clean and none of the other dishwashers would ever bother to do it correctly

[Anonymous No.13160087]

>>13160062
i dont care its just glass
its an ashtray
would you eat out of a brand new clean toiletbowl? the thought is just gross

[Anonymous No.13160095]

>>13160087
Hi there reddit.

[Anonymous No.13160099]

>>13160095
???

[Anonymous No.13160100]

>>13159720
Are these the famous deli sweepins?

[Anonymous No.13160132]

>>13159720
Could scarcely cry 'weep! 'weep! 'weep! 'weep!
So your chimneys I sweep, and in soot I sleep.

[Anonymous No.13160135]

>>13160062
I guess you'd love pic related then. People like you are the reason restaurants have stopped serving good food and serve bullshit Instagram experiences.

[Anonymous No.13160139]

>>13160073
how about you post something instead of complaining like a little bitch

[Anonymous No.13160144]

>>13160135
That's not sanitary or food grade and eating out of a small glass dish is not comparable to eating out of a literal toilet. You do own crystalware, yes?

[Anonymous No.13160145]

[Anonymous No.13160148]

>>13160135
America was a mistake

[Anonymous No.13160159]

>>13160144
toilet is made out of porcelain just like your plates

[Anonymous No.13160168]

[Anonymous No.13160169]

>>13160144
Ashtray. The word you're looking for is ashtray. I would not eat out of an ashtray and I would kick off if a restaurant tried to serve me food in one.

[Anonymous No.13160171]

>>13160135
It's okay to be a retard, anon.

[Anonymous No.13160177]

>>13160135
Not comparable to an ashtray. This is disgusting. Ash trays have a nice aesthetic about them.

[Anonymous No.13160180]

>>13160148
I am from America. I support this statement.

[Anonymous No.13160183]

>>13160177
speaking as a former waiter who had to sometimes wash out the multiple ashtrays in the smoking room they are the worst

it reeks and people spit in them

[Anonymous No.13160185]

>>13160159
A toilet bowl cannot be readily sanitized. To elevate that entire thing to 80 degrees C for over 10 minutes would cost a fortune. You also cannot realistically clean every nook and cranny in any feasible time for restaurant business.

[Anonymous No.13160187]

>>13160171
>>13160177
Bone appetite, anons. That will be $200 plus tip. Now eat your meal off the table like the pigs you are.

[Anonymous No.13160188]

>>13160135
the communal aspect of this is the most disgusting

[Anonymous No.13160189]

>>13160185
You don't need to heat it to the core to sanitise it. Only the surface gets dirty.

[Anonymous No.13160193]

>>13160185
nigga just wash with soap and flush it out with a hose

[Anonymous No.13160194]

>>13160187
>stands next to the table
>grabs a handful of chocolate and sugar
>throws it down onto the table as hard as possible
What an amazing skill. So few could do that. It makes take years and years of culinary training.

[Anonymous No.13160198]

>>13160187
God I hate communists

[Anonymous No.13160207]

>>13160188
>he doesnt share food with friends
>he doesnt take a bite out of his buddy's half eaten burger (saliva side and all)
>he doesnt share a straw with his gf
>he doesnt poke and prod an entire fish with his saliva coated chopsticks while eating together with family at a chinese restaurant

whats wrong? dont be a pussy

[Anonymous No.13160208]

>>13160135
I don't understand. Why would anyone think this is a good idea?

[Anonymous No.13160213]

>>13160145
His expression sums up how I feel about 99% of the oc posted on this board.

[Anonymous No.13160215]

>>13160208
As you can see from video, people will buy it.

[Anonymous No.13160218]

>>13160208
Because you get to clap like a seal while they do it, post it up on social media and give the restaurant free marketing

[Anonymous No.13160219]

>>13160169
No shit it's an ashtray but at LEAST it looks more like a proper dish than anything else in the thread

[Anonymous No.13160220]

>>13160189
The surface is uneven and there is no way to assure that the entire thing can be safely elevated to a temperature that would achieve sterilization.
>>13160193
This is what retards actually think.

[Anonymous No.13160224]

[Anonymous No.13160228]

>>13160193
Health Inspector would shut you down in an instant for washing plates like that

[Anonymous No.13160232]

>>13160220
>The surface is uneven

???
its smooth porcelain
soap will clean it up no problem
the VAST majority of people in the world dont use a dishwasher at all and wash plates manually

[Anonymous No.13160245]

>>13160168
took me a second to realize what I was looking at, that's just uncouth.

[Anonymous No.13160247]

>>13160232
Yes, for home use. You are literally not allowed to not sanitize dishes in North America at a restaurant
t. Former dishpit worker

[Anonymous No.13160250]

>>13160224
>Here's your food, bitch

[Anonymous No.13160256]

>>13160218
None of this sounds appealing to me.

[Anonymous No.13160257]

>>13160247
then why does america still get so many food poisoning outbreaks

[Anonymous No.13160259]

>>13159365
>>13159374
>>13159382
>>13159720
>>13160006
>>13160017
>>13160056
>>13160135
>>13160145
>>13160187
>>13160224
Just use a fucking plate holy shit

[Anonymous No.13160260]

>>13160232
t. Imbecile that doesn't understand the principles of sterilization. Dishwashers that fail to achieve sterilization temperature is an automatic failure in most of the developed world. Your point is stupid by the way. The vast majority of people eat at home, away from communal sharing with tens of thousands of customers. Washing with just soap and water is fine for household use.

[Anonymous No.13160265]

>>13160257
Non-sequitur.

[Anonymous No.13160267]

>>13160257
Dunno but I'm a Canuck and the sanitization rules were pretty strict

[Anonymous No.13160271]

>>13160257
joints that just don't give a shit I guess, have you seen any of Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmare episodes? Those are just the ones that get on TV, imagine the amount that don't get televised.

[Anonymous No.13160273]

>>13159365

[Anonymous No.13160277]

>>13160259
..."No!"

[Anonymous No.13160280]

>>13160260
>The vast majority of people eat at home, away from communal sharing with tens of thousands of customer
This too
The only people eating off your plates at home are.... Well, you. And your family, obviously.
People also leave the nastiest shit on their plates sometimes. The idea of coming into contact with hundreds of other people's germs on my plate is just gross.

[Anonymous No.13160283]

>>13160260
>>13160280
are americans so weak they cant handle a little germs here and there?

you people will literally die in asia eating the streetfood where they wash plates in a bucket

[Anonymous No.13160284]

>>13160271
His premise that dish safety alone would prevent food poisoning outbreaks was stupid and made no sense in the first place.

[Anonymous No.13160301]

>>13160283
Not American and my gut flora is fine and I'd be fine eating street food too because Karen's ugly didn't never threw up on the plate before. Again, people leave disgusting shit on their plates

[Anonymous No.13160311]

>>13160207
>>he doesnt share a straw with his gf
this is fine, the others are obviously gay af

[Anonymous No.13160324]

>>13160283
I eat undercooked meat and fermented foods. Some bacteria colonization is very bad for you and can give you mental illness, especially communal pathogens.

[Anonymous No.13160345]

>>13160311
>the ultimate form of platonic male companionship is gay

its not gay to share food with your buddy buddy
not gay to share clothes too
its not gay to blow him either (hes your buddy)
mine is getting married in 4 months and i'm his best man

friends are not gay and family is not gay too

[Anonymous No.13160372]

>>13160135
This is some end-of-the-Roman-Empire depravity. Straight up shameful to do this for social points.

[Anonymous No.13160404]

>>13159720
Fake as fuck, dumb reddit thread

[Anonymous No.13160574]

>>13160277
>pic
Why the fuck were you being a tourist in Cuba? What's next, Eritrea?

[Anonymous No.13160581]

>>13160574
Cuba's a fine place. Much less yuppie than all the other Caribbean islands, plus they have great cigars and music.

[Anonymous No.13160730]

>>13160247
haha holy fuck this retard, you really think mcdonalds has a high pressure ten million degree plate sanitizer?

[Anonymous No.13160735]

[Anonymous No.13160743]

>>13159365

[Anonymous No.13160805]

>>13160743
god damn it you got me

[Anonymous No.13160964]

>>13160245
not just uncouth. Pads smell even before they soak up blood. That alone would ruin whatever that shit on it tastes like not to mention whatever chemicals the pads are treated with to reduce ordor , skin moisturizers, and other shit.

[Anonymous No.13160969]

That food looks like the pretentious shit a girl would eat.

[Anonymous No.13160992]

>>13159983
underrated

[Anonymous No.13161011]

>>13159365

[Anonymous No.13161013]

>>13160969
Anybody can eat pretentious shit, anon.

[Anonymous No.13161014]

[Anonymous No.13161024]

>>13160730
For their trays, yes, they do.

[Anonymous No.13161031]

>>13160017
for safe keeping

[Anonymous No.13161041]

>>13160135
it would be a funny prank to put literal shit in there when serving

[Anonymous No.13161045]

>>13160145
i dont see anything wrong with this one

[Anonymous No.13161051]

>>13160273
:(

[Anonymous No.13161056]

I just don't understand. Are people so bored that this is how they feel alive?

[Anonymous No.13161057]

>>13160277
the text is the most cringe part
if i knew her irl i would smack her hard

[Anonymous No.13161062]

>>13161024
Why lie? If you are ignorant just don't say anything. I spent almost 10 years there, they wipe their trays down with a towel that has been in someone's pocket all day. There are no fucking pressure washers at any fast food restaurant. You are a larping fag and need to fuck off to wherever you came from.

[Anonymous No.13161066]

>>13160743
by far the best on the board

[Anonymous No.13161103]

[Anonymous No.13161113]

>>13161024
This is fucking fake you god damn liar

[Anonymous No.13161140]

>>13161103
thats one well trained rabbit

[Anonymous No.13161279]

>>13159365
Where is it? Is it actually a tennis-themed restaurant, or was it like just a tennis theme week during a tennis tournament or something like that.

[Anonymous No.13161354]

>>13160187
i fucking hate liberal faggots

[Anonymous No.13161358]

>>13161140
its dead

[Anonymous No.13161373]

>>13161279
They are using the official Wimbledon logo. But I doubt it was anywhere near that place.

[Anonymous No.13161427]

>>13161279

I see Wimbledon themed snacks, so...

[Anonymous No.13161447]

Lol fuck all of this

[Anonymous No.13161545]

Somebody post that picture where Israeli prime minister served Trump some meal in a fucking shoe

[Anonymous No.13161613]

>>13161062
McDonald’s absolutely uses a dishwasher that completes its cycle with a 180-190 degree rinse/sanitize.
That or they use a chlorine sanitize cycle and 140 degree rinse. That’s just health code.
You’re completely full of shit.

[Anonymous No.13161639]

>>13160273
`>:)

[Anonymous No.13161643]

Why do you guys deny cooking as an art form from being combined with others into a multimedia experience? If you want to fill your stomach efficiently you can pay for that, if you want to see it arranged in some elaborate way then you can pay for that at the other place down the street. Oh and also, have sex.

[Anonymous No.13161647]

>>13160273
Im still unsure of the logistics of mai chan's baby and whether it's dead or not, according to kaede San for mai to not come back she would need to be destroyed completely and turned to ash. President reitman only blended the baby but didn't incinerate it, so is mai chan's baby alive?

[Anonymous No.13161656]

>>13161613
Can confirm
>>13161062
You're a retard who doesn't know what you're on about.
You should probably neck yourself as a this point in time, as you are a waste of oxygen.

[Anonymous No.13161657]

>>13161643
taking a shit is also an art form

[Anonymous No.13161677]

>>13160277
dumb American whore probably ate out of it like the stupid unrefined animal she is

[Anonymous No.13161681]

>>13160135
The United States has become a pit of debauchery and decadence.

Just send the nukes, Kim.

[Anonymous No.13161684]

>>13160273
Interesting social experiment idea
>every table in the restaurant has a goldfish in a blender, plugged in and ready to go
>see how long it takes before someone does it

[Anonymous No.13161722]

>>13160187
Capitalism was a mistake

[Anonymous No.13161727]

>>13161684
Id do it within 30 seconds

[Anonymous No.13161739]

>>13160168

>hey, want to start a restaurant with me - I have a great concept...

[Anonymous No.13162161]

can i get uhhhhh

[Anonymous No.13162349]

>>13161643
>Jacques la merde
hehe

[Anonymous No.13162557]

>>13161677
Americans aren't even allowed to travel to Cuba you retard.

[Anonymous No.13162580]

>>13161643
is that a poptart?

[Anonymous No.13162800]

>>13161656
>I see a brown dog
>no anon that dog is white
>but I'm looking right at the dog it is brown
>no u
I don't know who is trolling who anymore. I've worked in almost every common fast food joint over the last 25 years, I know how their fucking kitchens work and not a single one had anymore than a three sink wash rinse sanitize setup. I've probably washed more dishes than you have seen in your life, don't try to piss on my face and tell me it's rain.

[Anonymous No.13162952]

>>13162800
>worked every fast food joint over 25 years
Lol loser

[Anonymous No.13162981]

>>13162349
jap curry does taste and look like shit so this is pretty apt

[Anonymous No.13163007]

>>13162952
Won't deny that but at least it gives me firsthand knowledge that he is full of shit.

[Anonymous No.13163036]

>>13159365
>>13159374
>>13160145
>>13160168
Oh my god
these look like they're in actual restaurants, and that they aren't being stupid on purpose like >>13160135

How can people do this

[Anonymous No.13163142]

>>13160581
locals don't mess with you in cuba. it would honestly be a nice place to retire if it wasn't under butthurt embargo

[Anonymous No.13163201]

>>13161684
i'd pulse a few times so the fish doesn't die straight away

[Anonymous No.13163400]

>>13160145
Beyond pretentious

[Anonymous No.13163416]

>>13161643
>into a multimedia experience
media can't capture taste texture or satiate.
you only capture the worst qualities of food.

[Anonymous No.13164142]

>>13159365
>yum, paint fragments

[Anonymous No.13164176]

This is happiness

[Anonymous No.13164179]

>>13160135
>what if we associate our food with literal shit
too high IQ business practices for me

[Anonymous No.13164202]

[Anonymous No.13164207]

>>13161643
shit like this post is why I dropped out of art school

[Anonymous No.13164213]

xtreme eats

[Anonymous No.13164218]

>>13164142
The dumb bitch actually ate it. She deserves all the heavy metals brain damage that she gets.

[Anonymous No.13164222]

[Anonymous No.13164232]

>>13160224
Served for an Amerimutt to eat

[Anonymous No.13164293]

>>13160198
Communists would beat the fuck out of whoever thought it was a good idea
Being wasteful is a crime

[Anonymous No.13164304]

>>13164142
It came up with the Gulf Stream. From Southern waters.

[Anonymous No.13164448]

>>13161647
All these years and I never even cared to think about that. What the fuck, man?

[Anonymous No.13164477]

>>13160805
>>13160743
i dont get it

[Anonymous No.13164717]

>>13160187
And don't forget to record it !

[Anonymous No.13164721]

>>13161279
Most likely at or very close by to Wimbledon

[Anonymous No.13164735]

>>13164293
Then why has no one beat the fuck out of your parents for being wasteful in producing you?

[Anonymous No.13164972]

>>13164448
Man it's the only thing I even think about in relation to that shitty doujin.

[Anonymous No.13165067]

>>13159365
id fucking OVERHEAD SMASH this shit into the cooks fucking face

[Anonymous No.13165128]

>>13159365
I'd return it to the server.

[Anonymous No.13165142]

>>13165067
lol no you wouldn't pussy

[Anonymous No.13165148]

>zoomer babies actually cry and tantrum about zany plating ideas

It's dumb, but holy fuck you fragile little children get beyond butthurt over such a minor thing.

[Anonymous No.13165167]

>>13165142
i 100% would

[Anonymous No.13165188]

>>13165167
You'd get arrested for assault because YOU ordered a meme sandwich that probably had an explanation that it would show up on a racket on the fucking menu.

Sick bro, you sure showed that dumb cook.

[Anonymous No.13165289]

>>13160187
That will be $400 plus tip

[Anonymous No.13165307]

>>13159365
At least you didnt pay $50 for waffles in Detroit with a mandatory 18% gratuity

[Anonymous No.13165382]

>>13165148
ok boomer

[Anonymous No.13165682]

>>13160135
>that smug kike grin
Every time

[Anonymous No.13165697]

>>13160135
is this a Nathan for You idea?

[Anonymous No.13165742]

>>13160187
if it's not on video did you really have a 5 star dining experience?

[Anonymous No.13165760]

[Anonymous No.13165770]

>>13165307
look at this hipster faggot bullshit
holy shit kys

[Anonymous No.13165803]

>>13160100
Gently used.

[Anonymous No.13165806]

>>13161279
That used to be served at the Mercure Hotel in London during Wimbledon Week. The Wimbledon branding was licensed. I don't believe they do it anymore. A friend of mine stayed there during Wimbledon Week this year, inadvertently. I told her to get the sandwiches on the racquets for Afternoon Tea, but had no luck.

[Anonymous No.13165823]

>>13160006
that looks annoying to eat out of

[Anonymous No.13165850]

>>13164213
I'm pretty sure barbed wire is in no way food safe, shit fucking rusts like no tomorrow

[Anonymous No.13165947]

>>13165823
are you retarded? you're supposed to drink it

[Anonymous No.13166018]

>>13161739
/cgl/ is truly the den of depravity.

[Anonymous No.13166137]

>>13162557
Yes we are you retarded yuro
I was there a year or two ago

[Anonymous No.13166173]

>>13166137
We are NOW, but that's only been a recent development

[Anonymous No.13166177]

>>13160095
You're confused, reddit actually likes eating shit

[Anonymous No.13166189]

>>13166173
It's been like that for half a decade now

[Anonymous No.13166194]

>>13161643
there's a huge fucking difference between plating food and serving it on a tennis racket. you are so fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.13166205]

>>13165307
>Fourteen dollar waffles
That better be a damn good breakfast

[Anonymous No.13166284]

>>13160135
>>13160187
Late stage capitalism at its finest

[Anonymous No.13166307]

>>13160145
>Mfw

[Anonymous No.13166352]

>2019
>still serving food individually

[Anonymous No.13166358]

>>13166352
That's fucking nasty

[Anonymous No.13166384]

>>13166352
>serving the food on anything at all

[Anonymous No.13166389]

>>13160213
>>13166307
What is that expression supposed to convey?

[Anonymous No.13166402]

>>13166384
You can even see the sweat shimmering on the hand. Why add salt?

[Anonymous No.13166403]

>>13166389
Disappointment

[Anonymous No.13166603]

If anyone dared to serve any of these to me I would unironically go in to the kitchen and start the 'chefacide'

[Anonymous No.13166613]

>>13166389
Disdain mixed with bewilderment and to an extent some amusement. Though for the oc on here I would often throw in pity.

[Anonymous No.13166664]

>>13160135
it's a metaphor for hipsters eating shit as long as it makes them feel unique

[Anonymous No.13167950]

>>13164213
>it's time to play a game

[Anonymous No.13167971]

>>13166603
You're saying you would complain that the thing you ordered is the thing you ordered and get real mad about ordering something you knew you would get mad about

[Anonymous No.13167988]

>>13164222
That one is actually kinda cute

[Anonymous No.13168035]

Why do no restaurants simply serve stuffed animals made up of individually cooked parts pieced back together?

[Anonymous No.13168804]

>>13165307
>hospitality charge
i hope america burns in hell for all eternity

[Anonymous No.13168904]

>>13168035
>Can you swim like a fish?
>Can you smell like a fish?
This is the stuff of nightmares desu

[Anonymous No.13168910]

>>13168035
There are actually some who do that, albeit they're trying to deliberately replicate medieval feasting practices.

[Anonymous No.13168929]

>>13160145
That tile looks arousing

[Anonymous No.13168943]

>>13164232
made me kek

[Anonymous No.13168958]

>>13160187
this one's interesting though

[Anonymous No.13168970]

[Anonymous No.13168973]

>>13160259
i fucking hate people like you

[Anonymous No.13169009]

>>13160135
they stopped serving food and started serving 'experiences' because it's become ever more difficult to make it in the resturaunt industry. Skyrocketing costs of operation and increasing wages with an increased austerity among the middle/lower class means people aren't as willing to shell out for something they could probably make better themself. More and more food service industries are turning towards the "service" aspect of their description in an effort to stave off bankruptcy through novelty.

[Anonymous No.13169018]

this is from a local restaurant, it was actually pretty good.

[Anonymous No.13169022]

>>13160187
monarchy was a miscalculation

[Anonymous No.13169024]

>>13161643
taking liberties with plating is one thing. Im not a fan but if my fucking steak comes out all pretentious i wont complain. But it's being taken to an illogical extreme- i dont want my fucking desert served in a toilet bowl. It's not even the 'unusual plating' that grates me, it's just always so uncreative and fucking BORING. It's clear they're trying to push the envelope by throwing shit at a wall to see what sticks, but half these places aren't gonna be the first in a line of 'nu fine dining'.

[Anonymous No.13169028]

>>13161613
No they don't. They use a three compartment sink with dishsoap and sanitizing agent same as every other fucking fast food place bruh. Admittedly it's commercial strength dishsoap and sanitizing agent but it's still just basic cleaning shit. Most places dont shell out for a dishwasher because maintenance costs more than the minimum wage you pay pedro to clean dishes.

[Anonymous No.13169034]

>>13166284
>people are so rich they're paying for dumb shit
Still better than any stage communism aka starvation and genocide.

[Anonymous No.13169129]

>>13164202
this is fine because its actually fucking designed to be used with the food instead of "what meme fucking item can I find today"

Fuck I'm gonna be worlds first billionaire by serving pizza, monster and nachos out of a gaming pc case with fucking LED's.
Retards will unironically eat it up.

[Anonymous No.13169149]

>>13165760
I got served a tiramisu in this format, I'm still mad shit excuse to give you a super tiny ration, fuck those niggers

[Anonymous No.13169155]

>>13169018
>chips instead of fries
makes me wanna murder

[Anonymous No.13169159]

>>13168958
>literally just throwing random shit on the table
>interesting

[Anonymous No.13169202]

>>13169159
I kinda wished they spat on the table for maximum disrespect

[Anonymous No.13169243]

>>13160187
Ok. But how do you eat that after the guy just throws two bricks of powder sugar on it? Is this supposed to be a satire of "experience" restaurants?

[Anonymous No.13169250]

[Anonymous No.13169319]

>>13169250
This is retarded.

[Anonymous No.13169322]

>>13159365
stop posting your reddit bullshit here. you got this from /all. keep it there

[Anonymous No.13169324]

>>13169155
you mean crisps instead of chips

[Anonymous No.13169390]

>>13169324
I was doubting, thx

[Anonymous No.13169399]

>>13169319
You're just not cool enough to "get" it, maaaan.

[Anonymous No.13169470]

>>13159983
actually kino

[Anonymous No.13169479]

>>13160735
>>13161014
There's no need for this

[Anonymous No.13169482]

>>13164213
This is a metaphor for Jesus on the Cross

[Anonymous No.13169488]

>>13168970

[Anonymous No.13169606]

>>13169155
I hate when places do this so fucking much i want Hitler to fix it. Always in the small text, to get fries add dollar. I don't fucking read that, burger gets fries. Of course I fucking want fries, it's a fucking burger. But I didn't read the bullshit and now even though I wanted the fries I'm stuck with shitty chips. I would have paid the fucking dollar, but I didn't see your stupid small text because burgers always get fucking fries

[Anonymous No.13169610]

>>13169243
>eating at a restaurant
Get a load of this flyover

[Anonymous No.13169634]

>>13160250
>Good girl, eat it all up.

[Anonymous No.13169672]

>>13166384
This is getting out of hand

[Anonymous No.13169707]

Niggas don't know about the ultimate culinary experience.

[Anonymous No.13169729]

>>13169707
It ain't pretty, but if it helps combat terrorism I think milkboarding should sometimes be used.

[Anonymous No.13169748]

>>13169729
kek

[Anonymous No.13169919]

>>13169399
A glass like this makes more sense for certain food actually

[Anonymous No.13170021]

>>13169129
>worlds first billionaire
?

[Anonymous No.13170052]

>>13169034
Found the /pol/tard lmao

[Anonymous No.13170067]

>>13169034
>REEEEE MUST DEFFEND CAPITALISM
Capitaboos get the rope too

[Anonymous No.13170093]

>>13160277
that actually looks pretty comfy

[Anonymous No.13170094]

>>13169034
go back to your containment board anon

[Anonymous No.13170106]

>>13161643
the other stuff in this thread is so bad that this autistic plating is actually cathartic. Never put this novelty shit above the actual food

[Anonymous No.13170110]

>>13168958
No it's not, it's disrespectful. it shows no respect for the food, no respect for the customer and I have no idea why anyone would want to pay for that. Seriously, to have your food slopped on a table in front of you like a fucking dog, what's the point?

[Anonymous No.13170127]

>>13170067
Capitalism does not need defending since it happens naturally.

[Anonymous No.13170145]

>>13161643
There's good plating and there is bad plating, most of these hacks who try to reinvent the wheel for no reason all do bad plating and deserve to be called out for it

[Anonymous No.13170147]

>>13170127
then why are you defending it?

[Anonymous No.13170163]

>>13170147
I'm not. I'm just enjoying it.

[Anonymous No.13170180]

>>13170127
>Capitalism does not need defending since it happens naturally.
And it also collapses naturally too lmao

[Anonymous No.13170217]

>>13170180
>Companies and banks are kept artificially afloat by governments to the degree that their collapse may actually damage the economy and not just open new ground to competition
>It Capitalism fault!

Uhuh. How is this the fault of property rights and being allowed to set my own price for my goods and labour?

[Anonymous No.13170318]

>>13169482
You know (((whomever))) makes these isn't christian.

[Anonymous No.13170320]

>>13161103
I think this might be the most bizarre thing ITT. Almost everything else can be passed off as retarded hipster pretentious bullshit, but this confuses the hell out of me.

>some kinda varnished wooden structure that looks
>woodland (peter the rabbit?) theme with pumpkin sauce dispenser, rabbit
>a fucking candle
>prawns as a fruit strung from the tree?
>probably set somewhere in SEA based on bamboo structure, fishing cage, terrible lighting and cheap plastic chairs

It's just surreal. Anyone have a story or care to invent one?

[Anonymous No.13170335]

>>13170320
>>13161103
>some kinda varnished wooden structure that looks like a shrine of some sort*

[Anonymous No.13170336]

>>13170163
alright then capitalism fanboy #382, just know you get the rope too

[Anonymous No.13170345]

>>13170320
>>13170335
its obviously a prawn bush.

[Anonymous No.13170353]

>>13160168
>It's a period piece

[Anonymous No.13170358]

>>13161103
I actually like this one.
It's like something from an eastern European stop motion art film.

[Anonymous No.13170363]

>>13170336
It's always about killing and destroying and "seizing" with you commies. Never a word about creating something.

[Anonymous No.13170376]

>>13164222
lol thats gonna suck ass for the dishwashers, handles and seat will get all fucked up in the dishwasher

>>13170320
idk what it is either but theres one on the table behind if you look carefully

[Anonymous No.13170381]

>>13169149
8-16 oz like your standard mason jar is all the tiramisu you need, fattypants.

[Anonymous No.13170385]

>>13165760
I've been there, had my dick sucked in their gravel parking lot.

They have great live blues. This was a joke though. The best thing on the menu are the 'fries' which are just giant potatoes wedged and deep fried.

[Anonymous No.13170394]

>>13169243
I'm pretty sure that's not powdered sugar. I don't know what it is exactly but it is very cold, might be something like cotton candy covered in liquid nitrogen or some shit so it shatters.

[Anonymous No.13170422]

>>13170217
Back to pol with these logics and facts of yours. I'd rather keep my brain washed thank you

[Anonymous No.13170433]

>>13169399
oh yes, fries with condensed humidity, my favorite.

[Anonymous No.13170435]

>>13170363
you're not talking about me for sure, buto to "fix" capitalism you have a loooooot of people to "reeducate"

[Anonymous No.13170548]

>>13168929
Oh, God damn it. Somebody post the pasta for the tilefucker. I don't have it anymore.

[Anonymous No.13170564]

>>13170548
Wish I had it

[Anonymous No.13171206]

>>13170363
Who the fuck is talking about Communism here you /pol/tard schizo we're laughing at Capitalism here. Go take your meds and go back to your containment board.

[Anonymous No.13171785]

>>13161684
>going out on a first date
>want to make sure they're not a psycho
>where should I go to test their character?

[Anonymous No.13171810]

>>13159983
Why the side of quetips?

[Anonymous No.13171945]

>>13160187
>watches the overpaid experience through his phone

[Anonymous No.13172133]

>>13169018
Is wooden board an annoying gimmick? I've seen meat plates served on wood quite often

[Anonymous No.13172155]

>>13159992
I don't mind when someone runs a pop-up when they are more food than business minded, but the chucklefucks who use this dumb plating gimmick seem to be the "40 year who is way too active on facebook" type

[Anonymous No.13172164]

>>13160277
its a fountain, not a urinal

[Anonymous No.13172476]

>>13160964
They sell unscented chemical free pads. The scented ones are really bad for you.

[Anonymous No.13172887]

>>13159365
>get up to use the bathroom
>food gets catapulted all over the restaurant

[Anonymous No.13172899]

>>13160135
this is clearly a sketch

[Anonymous No.13172911]

>>13160224
Honestly I would eat that

[Anonymous No.13172919]

>>13162349
This is kinda cute and well done.

[Anonymous No.13172963]

>>13159365
"Thank you Jeeves, I always thought this place had great *service*" (High fives Jeeves)

[Anonymous No.13172990]

>>13169243
definitely dry ice

[Anonymous No.13173034]

>>13160198
These aren't communists you dumb fuckin boomer.
This is capitalist swine showering in decadence.

[Anonymous No.13173041]

>>13161011
Whoa, bro, that is, like, SO punk rock

[Anonymous No.13173110]

>>13170336
Try it. I will shoot you with the gun I bought with money that I earned.

[Anonymous No.13173119]

>>13171206
Umad bro

[Anonymous No.13173123]

>>13172899
Proof or you're full of shit.

[Anonymous No.13173130]

>>13170385
No u didnt

[Anonymous No.13174000]

>>13160187
What's the source of this video? Holy shit this is repulsive and hilarious at the same time.

[Anonymous No.13174038]

>>13170180
Collapse happens due to cryptosocialist Keynesian boomers

[Anonymous No.13174044]

>>13160187
I'll never understand two things.
1. Why Chefs make these over complicated and stupidly "fancy" dishes.
2. Why people pay top dollar for it.

[Anonymous No.13174366]

>>13159365
>This place is fun!

[Anonymous No.13174378]

>>13161014
How many people are gonna back into this and fuck their shirt/dress up

[Anonymous No.13174391]

>>13165770
I had $9 deducted from my account just by looking at this picture

[Anonymous No.13174427]

>>13160224
>British (((cuisine)))

[Anonymous No.13174442]

>>13172133
I went to a hipster place that did this and yes, honestly. I got a burger, it was bery good. Nice and juicy meat. Unfortunately this meant when I put it down, juices from it would run off the cutting board through the iron mesh table.

[Anonymous No.13174574]

>>13171810
Pretty sure those are enoki mushrooms fried

[Anonymous No.13174621]

>>13160730
>mcdonalds
>restaurant
I hate this board

[Anonymous No.13174674]

>>13174621
don't let the door hit you on your way out, faggot

[Anonymous No.13175036]

>>13161103
This one is pretty cool and creative.Took some artistry to think this up.

[Anonymous No.13175455]

>>13159374
Lmao, tree shit

[Anonymous No.13175487]

>>13160187
But what is it?

[Anonymous No.13175584]

>>13159365
You know, I used to live in Seattle. There was this restaurant called "Iron Horse". They had model train shit everywhere. The sign for the place was a train, trains in the rafters, trains running in loops around the whole place, you even got your food delivered to you on a train.
The fuckers really loved trains.
And do you know what they served you food to you in/on? Was it a fucking caboose?
No.
It was a
GOD.
DAMN.
PLATE.

HOLY FUCK.

[Anonymous No.13175601]

>>13175584
that sounds like a really fun restaurant

[Anonymous No.13175698]

>>13170353
Underrated post.

[Anonymous No.13176108]

>>13170021
>can't into context
found the cumbrain

[Anonymous No.13176209]

>>13169034
>all the retards who think communism works come out of the wood work

[Anonymous No.13176295]

>>13175601
It was awesome, desu.

[Anonymous No.13176583]

>>13159975
no you don’t understand. The brush and pan were cleaned inside of Peter’s zero-emission, homemade sterilizer. They’re both perfectly sanitary and are acceptable to be eaten off of. they are part of the dining experience

[Anonymous No.13176862]

>>13175584
Sounds pretty based. I'd eat at the shovel restaurant because of the train theme though.

[Anonymous No.13178172]

>>13160135
Looks like pretty good Indian food to me

[Anonymous No.13179249]

Do you think any of these places actually have plates just in case someone says "excuse me can I just have it on a normal dish?"

[Anonymous No.13179375]

>>13170336
/pol/tards are fascist you flaming retard
Fascism is not capitalist

[Anonymous No.13179649]

>>13174574
They look raw to me. I'm guessing hotpot, with the thin sliced meat there.

[Anonymous No.13179876]

>>13160006
I'd straight up walk out. Fuck that.

[Anonymous No.13181551]

>>13165307

guys help

[Anonymous No.13181908]

>>13160017
has anyone here ever tried to do that to a book, its a monumental task that takes forever, after the first 50 pages i resorted to using a dremel with a cutting wheel but it caught the book on fire... perfectly good bible now worthless

[Anonymous No.13181934]

>>13160087
who's going to post the toilet ice cream webm for the newfren

[Anonymous No.13182045]

>>13165382
Shut the FUCK UP you entitled little shit this meme is not funny you little fuck god damn I hate this last generationf fuck you that’s not a fucking response

[Anonymous No.13182073]

>>13181908
sharp blade and a steady hand and it shouldn't take more than 10-20 minutes.

How lazy are you?

[Anonymous No.13182139]

>>13182073
i had a zirconium nitride coated X-acto knife and i build model battle ships and take apart clocks and rebuild them for fun. Your book must have had some bitchass thin paper because mine was like cutting a steak with a fork

[Anonymous No.13182176]

>>13181551
Help what? Women and Niggers are the worse tippers nothing new.

Everyone Steals gallons of milk all day long then wonders at the end of the mouth why milk cost $10 a gallon.

GIVE ME OR IM GOING TO STEAL OR STIFF YOU.
And then they wonder why they have to intact such stupid polices. Most of the places that charge gratuity are in black heavy areas unless you just have a Huge party then it's expected

[Anonymous No.13182191]

>>13182176
true

[Anonymous No.13183776]

>>13169672
based

[Anonymous No.13183819]

>>13169672
underrated

[Anonymous No.13183909]

Makes me want to start a restaurant that is intentionally absurd with the plate choices.
I mean really take it up to eleven. Just as a fun gimmick.

[Anonymous No.13183945]

>>13182139
wtf, you dont cut through 100+ pages at one go
you do a just few pages together
rinse and repeat